Sung Hi Lee says hello and welcome back!!

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Another day, another former Beatle wife nude. Thankfully, Heather Mill's McCartney is no Yoko Ono. This time, the soon to be ex-Maco is in a video. more...

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Aiza is 22 years old, a star of tv, movies, and commercials. More here.

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Heather Mill's McCartney posed for a kama sutra like erotic guide to sex? You bet she did! What, you think Paul McCartney converted to Hinduism for the strict vegan diet and those groovy sitar rifts? No, it's the tantric sex, baby!

Thanks to the ever vigilant Ace for always keeping one eye out for all things nude and celebrity.

WARNING: PG-13 type lewd talk and links to Rated R photos below. These are the "censored" photos published by The Sun. The uncensored photos are more like NC-17. Proceed with caution. more...

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Some time ago we brought you the story of hot Muslim model Michelle Leslie, a.ka. Michelle Lee, being warned by an imam to stop posing for lingerie shoots. If you'll recall our original story, you'll remember that we complained to no end about the imam's fatwa. Good Michelle Leslie = lingerie, bad Michelle Leslie = burka.

Well it turns out Leslie donned the burka during her imprisonment in Indonesia to ward off being raped by the filthy buggers who had her imprisoned. The Border Mail:

MODEL Michelle Leslie wore Islamic dress during her stay in a Balinese prison on drugs charges to avoid being raped, she says.

In an interview with New Idea, Leslie said she wore the traditional Muslim headdress to protect herself from men inside the prison she feared would rape her.

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"Pimp Daddy", and Iraqi detainee at Guantanamo Bay, claims that the reason he joined the jihad was because he had a very very very very small penis. I. Kid. You. Not.

After swearing up and down that he's not gay (again, I kid you not), Ali claims because of his small penis size, he wasn't able to get married. Right, Ali, we believe you're not gay. Anyway, the small penis induced lack of poon apparently got to Ali's head, and so he up and joined the Taliban.

Nope. Nothing gay about the Taliban.

See Dubya, always fascinated with small wangs, thinks that maybe if we were to give one of those new bionic penises grown in rabbits that I wrote about earlier to Osama bin Laden, that this whole "war on terror" thing might be solved immediately.

I think it's going to take a lot more than a rabbit sized penis to end this thing. But until the horse-grown artificial penis becomes a reality, we'll have to stick to good ol' cruise missiles, bunker busters, and MOABs. more...

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Finally a sign that biotech is meeting consumer demand. And by consumer I mean me. And by me I mean Mrs. Shackleford.

Fox News:

It's now possible to replace a defective, damaged, or diseased penis with a penis grown in a laboratory -- in rabbits....

In the rabbit study, Atala's team removed the penises from rabbits and entirely replaced the organs with penises grown from the animal's own cells.

Atala says the new penises have blood vessels and nerves that allow them to become fully functional. Indeed, the replacement penises worked like a charm. The rabbits were able to get erections, mate with females, and get females pregnant with normal, healthy pups.

UPDATE: Must. Stop. Laughing. From Graeme in the comments.

I'll think more of this project when they announce that the replacement penis needs to be grown on something a bit bigger than a rabbit......like a horse.

Update: Apparently Grame is a dude! My apologies to Grame. Maybe you can e-mail stuff like this to Oyster and let her post it in the future!

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Part of our ongoing effort to bring you all things porn and Star Wars. Han Solo grabs Leia, Leia likes it. Actual footage from Return of the Jedi.

Leia, you dirty dirty girl.

Hat tip to Ace. I'd call Ace a dirty dirty girl too, but that's just wrong. You know, bad gay and all that.

UPDATE: Is Leia secretly working for the Democratic Underground's live hot chat line?

UPDATE: More evidence that Leia is a dirty, dirty girl. more...

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Exploring the possibilities of good sexual harassment. Because we ask the important questions.

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They don't have "credit reports" in Arab countries, laments Jordanian born Eurabe:

Then I realised we do. It's called "your reputation"..and it something that comes along with being a girl. it's just as important as your credit report in the US. One slip and everybody in the country finds out about it. Your reputation report is reviewed anytime you need to make important social and even career transactions just like in the US when you make financial contracts. The girls in my dorm were all intent on having hymen operations before marriage. Because loosing that is equivilant of bankruptcy. Anyone living in the US knows what that will do to your credit report.

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Warning: Hot three-way girl-on-girl celeb "good gay" action below. Very good-gay.

Yeah, I know I was on vacation when the story broke that lesbian supermodel Jenny Shimizu revealed all about her "good gay" love affair with Angelina Jolie--but can one really ever go on vacation from Angelina Jolie lezbo action? Anyway, it turns out that Jenny Shimizu has got it going on when it comes to seducing celebs. Add a notch in her belt for Madonna. I wonder what Kabbalah has to say about hot lesbian celeb sex? more...

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1 Ya know, I like to go ahead and give it the old college try, and bring all three of these young ladies back to the fold. Like young Prince Harry wanting to serve with his outfit, I feel that this is somewaht of a patriotic duty. Hell, the worst that could happen is for this to kill me. What a way to die.

Posted by: Dick at April 26, 2006 02:22 PM (JQjhA)

2 Bet you never saw that back on Tatooine Chewey...

Posted by: mrclark at April 26, 2006 02:33 PM (S76hi)

3 Boycott Exxon Mobil

Posted by: RA at April 26, 2006 02:42 PM (lUt0Q)

4 When do we get to read about Rosie O'Donell's lesbian encounters?

Posted by: Graeme at April 26, 2006 03:26 PM (nMkrr)

5 These people are nothing more that carnival freaks. Men get lost sometimes....Rusty, you are LOST. Now get back on track. Write something about apes or......Canadians. Maybe Celene Dion, but please, no pictures. Ya know, sometimes I'm right at home with the ROP.

Posted by: Brad at April 26, 2006 04:02 PM (BJYNn)

6 You should probably think of these types of posts as "Dale Gribble" posts rather than from Rusty.

Posted by: Rusty at April 26, 2006 04:47 PM (JQjhA)

7 al Zarqwho? Me, I'm done scrolling down for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Gordon at April 26, 2006 07:40 PM (i0N3d)

8 Have them scrubbed and sent to my tent.

Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at April 27, 2006 01:30 AM (maXzk)

9 Dont look chewie its not a pretty sight

Posted by: sandpiper at April 27, 2006 08:34 AM (kexrr)

10 Maddona is cheap skank!

Posted by: PK at April 27, 2006 10:43 AM (Kc5pB)

11 That scank Rebeccqa loos was NEVER married to David Beckham - she alleges that they had one night together - she has been whoring herself all over ever since.

Posted by: jeff at April 27, 2006 01:26 PM (CXP3u)

12 I just read that more women in college would rather have sex the Angelina than with Brad Pitt. Can I watch that sex machine action?

Posted by: sex machine at May 03, 2006 11:10 AM (xYcC2)

13 how do you do

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Crack reporter Mike Pechar, always on the lookout for a porn-terrorism connection, finds this story from Ananova. Technically it's not a 'freebie', I know. It's more of a quid pro quo:

Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.

The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.

Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it.

"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."

"I am available to make love with [Iraqi dictator] Saddam Hussein to achieve peace in the Middle East

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1 55 years old!!! Debbie Schlussel could use some make-up tips from her!

Posted by: Venom at April 25, 2006 10:28 AM (dbxVM)

2 Sure. It'll work. Everyone knows these muslims are closet sex fiends, devouring porn, in spite of the religious rules against such. The evil, murdering hypocrite bastards.......

Posted by: n.a. palm at April 25, 2006 10:47 AM (8sFwj)

3 Holy mother of ... That lucky son of a bitch! This is the last time im bying any vids from her. You hear, No More!

Posted by: Dan at April 25, 2006 10:48 AM (Z2OsI)

4 She would only be supplying weapons to OBL. I mean, look at the cannons on her!

Posted by: anonymous at April 25, 2006 11:13 AM (oQmui)

5 The rumor about Osama holding out for Angelina Jolie is unfounded. Osama is actually holding out for Arnold, Fred Ziffle's pig from Green Acres.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at April 25, 2006 11:15 AM (RHG+K)

6 The Democrats are always talking about how committed they are to fighting terrorism and how much they support the troops. This seems like an excellent opportunity for Pelosi, Feinstein or Clinton to step up to the plate and prove it - maybe even make it a threefer to sweeten the deal.

Posted by: Graeme at April 25, 2006 11:54 AM (N5vCl)

7 Bluto, now look what you've done! You frightened Arnold, now I want you to apologize to him right now!

Posted by: Lisa at April 25, 2006 12:05 PM (D3+20)

8 If NASA was using whatever it is that's holding her blouse up to hold the foam on the external fuel tanks, they wouldn't be having those problems right now. What exactly is hold that up?

Posted by: HD Wanderer at April 25, 2006 01:55 PM (nA9AR)

9 Holy Lord!!!! I thought my wife had big cannons!!!! If i was OBL, I'd take that offer...

Posted by: anomynous at April 25, 2006 06:37 PM (KRX90)

10 wow, talk about taking one for the team. cue a lame joke about the "coalition of the willing"

Posted by: nadz at April 25, 2006 08:16 PM (RQFnG)

11 It would work better to land OBL if you put a blonde wig on a goat!

Posted by: bags75 at April 25, 2006 10:12 PM (cEzsN)

12 yooooooo lady urrrrrr killin daaaaaa world hope there no world war 3

Posted by: chonga at April 26, 2006 12:35 AM (I1dCo)

13 I find it ironic that the liberals were bending over for muslim scum long before the whores decided to.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at April 26, 2006 07:50 AM (0yYS2)

14 I actually think Bin Laden's African mistress, Kola Boof, is way more attractive and sexier than this old hag. Plus Kola Boof is Sudanese and we all know that Bin Laden loves all things Sudanese. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kola_Boof

Posted by: Rudolph Vronsky at April 26, 2006 01:49 PM (cBBF4)

15 Looks like her CAREBEAR has gone punk

Posted by: sandpiper at April 27, 2006 02:23 PM (V8weA)

16 Some pure sex with her would feel good right now....

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Islamist fools have forced out cool hot blonde Tamar Goregian due to the death Fatwa issued on her hot blonde self. The first and second runner up both Muslim women also declined the title due to threats of violence. The Brave Miss Teen Iraq, Silva Shahakian, has accepted the title-- but I thought the blonde infidel chick was much hotter.

ABCNEWS : Iraq's newly crowned beauty queen, Tamar Goregian, has decided to step down — just four days after her election, making this the shortest reign in the pageant's 60-year history.

On April 9, the 23-year-old, who was the first Armenian Iraqi to win the Miss Iraq pageant, announced her resignation after receiving threats by a group of religious extremists who referred to her as "the queen of infidels" for participating in the contest.

Miss Teen Iraq, Silva Shahakian, a Christian, accepted the title(pic below).

UPDATE: More hot Iraqi action here.

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Somebody call Madonna, quick! Since we're constantly being accused of being a Zionist front, I figure we owe it to our readers to highlight this case.

Ynet:

A group of ultra-orthodox hackers, shocked by the obscenity of some porn sites, has launched an internet campaign in a bid to cause such sites to crash. The hackers, already named at some internet forums the "ultra-orthodox sex commando," or the "ultra-orthodox electronic underground," focus their efforts at this point on Hebrew sites.

The first target was the Hebrew porn site www.sexhack.tk – a mid-sized, not very popular site that features sex videos.

Those who tried logging in to the site found instead a photo of the Lubavitch Rabbi with the text: "We, the religious-net group, hacked into this site and erased all obscenities. The other sites we plan on bringing down are listed below."

The hackers erased the explicit content and wrote that "the holy kabbalah warns that the sin of spilling sperm in vain is the cause for most diseases and misfortune!"

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So there goes your final hook-up fail-safe. Maybe she does just look butch.

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John Kerry has a compulsive pornography addiction, new documents released by The Smoking Gun reveal. In a rider stipulating important hotel ammenities including 'celery' and a 'recumbant bike', Kerry's 2004 election camp also insisted that:

...the ability to order movies n-suite (sic) should always be turned on and ready for JK's arrival. I know this may seem trivial but these things make JK very happy.

Hat tip to Ace who has a great Top Ten list.

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A raging debate has started as to which nation produces the hottest women soldiers over at Military Photos. There are now over 365 pages of pics--the longest thread ever at the website. Who would have thought that our men in the armed services would care so deeply about babes?

So, which nation has the hottest military babes? It's so hard to judge these things. I mean, take an average looking chick. Throw a uniform on her. Have her pose with an M-16. Voila, she is suddenly transformed from girl next door to candidate for Playmate of the Year! Or at least, that's how I see it. There's just something hot about a chick with a gun and an urge to kill terrorists.

What is obvious about this photo series is that there is clearly a hot military babe gap. No, America has produced its share of very hot soldiers, marines, navy babes, and air women, but come on--we're the freakin USA! I mean, are we going to sit back and be comfortable with being among the nations with the world's hottest military chicks? Hell no! This is America, not Canada.

It's high time for our millitary recruiters to head to top modeling agencies, sorority houses, and strip clubs, so that we can boast to the world that we have the hottest soldiers in the world.

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UPDATE: Image stolen from Ace of Spades HQ. I figure since we share the same server, Ace can't sue me for sucking his bandwidth.
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Have you ever got a link that you wish would just go away? For some reason The Jawa Report has hit the radar screen of one Rev. Fred Phelp's "God Hates Fags" website. It's the official website of the Westboro Baptist Church. These are the assholes who make it a point to protest at the funerals of our heroic men and women of the military, slain in the line of duty.

Just to set the record straight, let me state the official position of The Jawa Report's editorial board on homosexuality:

We fully support the rights of hot lipstick-lesbians to engage in gratuitous public acts of indecency--provided no children are present. Moreover, if said hot lipstick-lesbians include one or more of the following, we believe it the patriotic duty of every red-blooded, apple pie loving, patriotic, American male to video afforementioned gratuitous public acts of indecency for prompt distribution on the internet:

Angelina Jolie
Natalie Portman
Carrie Fisher, young (or any look alike)
Jessica Alba
Cameron Diaz (no llamas)
Bai Ling
Mrs. Norm Coleman
Jane Fonda (pre-treason)
Madonna (young)
Helena Houdova
Brittney Spears
Pataki's strippers
Ann Coulter
Kylie Minogue
Gerri Halliwell
Marey Carey
Terri Hatcher
Anna Nicole Smith (cert worthy)
Muslim apostates Michelle Leslie (aka "Michelle Lee") & Deeyah

& for the sake of the Laama Butcher's Melissa Theuriau

We'll also throw in Jennifer Love Hewitt for The Maximum Leader

UPDATE: For clarification sake, let me just say that the list is not fully inclusive, but only a representative sample. So, Scarlett Johanson & Kate Beckinsale are just kind of implied.

As for bad gay homosexuality---which includes all unattractive and/or butch lesbians and any two guys, however attractive they may be--we affirm the traditional Christian notion that God loves every one in spite of their sins.

Although God loves the gays, we do have a feeling that he finds homosexuality icky and gross. We also have a feeling Charles Darwin might take issue with it.

Oh, and I don't believe that most Democrats are traitors It's just that most traitors seem to be Democrats. more...

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If the Germans believe that mobilizing an army of hookers will help reduce the normal amounts of violence associated with the World Cup, wouldn't logic dictate that a few thousand prostitutes are what is needed to stop the annual Haj stampede? And if that is the case, maybe we should unleash Amsterdam's Red Light district on the Sunni Triangle?

It could work........

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For the record, no I didn't know how to spell menage a trois. Curiously, some of my readers & fellow-bloggers seem very familiar with such terms. Almost as if they use the phrase quite often.

So, in the interest of linguistics, is it hot Carl or hot Karl?

If you must know, go here and read the comments: Jane Fonda-Ted Turner Threesome Sex Tape.

UPDATE: For an expert opinion, go ask Feisty Republican Whore.

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