August 31, 2004

Jessica Cutler, Butt Ugly

The thing about Jessica Cutler posing nude in Playboy is, well, she's just not that attractive. In fact she's butt ugly. Don't they have, like, airbrushes or something to fix that? Ok, no more Washingtonienne posts. I promise...er, at least not until the Hustler pictoral, cause, well, you know.....

[My eyes!! They burn!!! Damn you Kevin for the link]

UPDATE: Yikes!! What some people will do for hits. (NSFW--I'd also recommend not looking, ever. Seriously)

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August 27, 2004

Vote Norm Coleman!!

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Mrs. Norm Coleman (R-MN)
more...

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August 21, 2004

Congrats to Simon!!

Blog buddy and Imperial Undersecretary of Asian Affairs (Hong Kong Bureau), Simon, has had a new baby!! Congratulations!!

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August 09, 2004

When Women Were Women

Decadent capitalist Dean Esmay has been having quite a bit of fun over a report by the Instapundit on the merits of porn.

After careful examination of the pics Dean linked to I can definitely say that none of them can even compare to the beauty of Fay Wray. Alas, the world will be a lesser place in her absence. Via Jeff Quinton, I learned of her demise. Unlike Dean's, my tribute is safe for work. *sigh* I long for the days when women were women and apes were a thinly veiled metaphor for the lustful nature of men.

Fay Wray 1907-2004. RIP. more...

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Planned Parenthood Superhero: 'Choice Chick'

I have a feeling she won't make the cut down at the Hall of Super-Best Friends. This is too funny to even comment on. However, notice that she wears glasses while in her superhero uniform--the exact opposite of those symbols of patriarchal oppression Superman and Spiderman, who wear glasses to conceal their true identities.

PS: Just when we thought PP couldn't get any sillier.....

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