Anna Nicole Smith showed up to the Supreme Court today to witness oral arguments on her probate case. Fox News via Llama Butchers:

Dressed in all black, Smith fought her way through a throng of photographers and autograph-seekers Tuesday on her way to the courthouse in Washington. Smith didn't say a word and didn't sign any autographs as she and a lawyer tried to slip into a side door of the court.

From the vast archives of The Jawa Report an oldie but a goodie: Certiorari worthy vs. Uncertiorari worthy Anna Nicole Smith. more...

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I swear, you can't make this stuff up. There's nothing gay about a former Australian ballet dancer who changes his name to 'Jihad', describes Osama bin Laden as 'floating across the floor', and has insights into the most wanted terrorist on Earth's preference for hugging over kissing. Nothing gay to see here folks, move along. BBC:

Australia's "Jihad Jack", convicted of receiving funds from al-Qaeda, says Osama Bin Laden does not like being kissed but is happy to be hugged....

Thomas said he once shook hands with Bin Laden at an al-Qaeda camp in Afghanistan.

Bin Laden was "very polite and humble and shy. He didn't like too many kisses... he didn't mind being hugged but kisses he didn't like and he just seemed to float... across the floor," Thomas told ABC. ...

As a child Thomas was rejected as a ballet dancer for being too stocky and joined a punk band, The Lobotomy Scars.

He converted to Islam and changed his name by deed poll to Jihad before heading to Afghanistan in March 2001.

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Why? Because she's hot. She also openly criticizes Islamic countries for thier treatment of women. She's also hot. Did I mention that she was hot?

Now this is the kind of Muslim that I could really get into!

Via Mac Powell at ITB this from Contact Music:

Muslim pop star DEEYAH is facing death threats because her raunchy new music video sees her strip off a burka (burqa) to reveal her bikini-clad body.

Deeyah claims the video for WHAT WILL IT BE? deals with Muslim womenÂ’s rights and female empowerment as it also features Muslim women who have fought for freedom of expression.

At first glance it's just another pop video, but take a closer look. There are not so subtle visual references to Ayaan Hirsi Ali's movie Submission.

From her My Space website:

"Because of her bold stance on Muslim women's rights, Deeyah has received more death threats than 50 Cent", says one UK journalist. "Despite the continuous abuse and death threats, Deeyah remains defiant against prejudice and discrimination on all levels--especially towards women.

And just because we know this will piss some people off, below are a few images of Deeyah. All of them are from the controversial video, except the last one. I just like that one for some reason. more...

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1 I'll protect her! I'll just throw myself on top and be her personal burqua! We can shoot video's and other stuff all day! Well, maybe not allllll day.

Posted by: forest hunter at February 21, 2006 11:06 PM (Fq6zR)

2 I read of this over the weekend and supposedly one major objection to her is that in concerts she'll wear a full burqa and then shed it off wearing only a bikini. Now to us American males, that's just good entertainment. Not so to the same crew that threatened a Muslim Indian tennis player because she wore a skirt to play professional tennis.

Posted by: Chad Evans at February 21, 2006 11:45 PM (+DXHJ)

3 I'll bet the stress is affecting her immune system. She needs an injection of vitamin Bluto, stat.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at February 22, 2006 12:10 AM (RHG+K)

4 Now THAT'S a Religion of Piece.

Posted by: Vinnie at February 22, 2006 12:42 AM (f289O)

5 It hasn't been easy for me to imagine a sexy Muslim babe but she does break the ice. She is hot and gutsy. Think of all the media no-cartoon wimps in comparison.

Posted by: Javapuke at February 22, 2006 01:12 AM (vB4YI)

6 "Deeyah"?... Yes, I do.

Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at February 22, 2006 05:02 AM (maXzk)

7 You know, there's something wrong with muslim men if they get homocidal about her (ahem) attire. I can understand people feeling uneasy or even offended by her scanty and provocative wardrobe, but let's get a grip! (pardon the pun) There's something sort of unnatural (even homosexual) about a religion that tries to make its women invisible; I think some of those guys have been living in caves for waaayyyy too long.

Posted by: docjim505 at February 22, 2006 08:24 AM (MC8cP)

8 >>>>"Because of her bold stance on Muslim women's rights, Deeyah has received more death threats than 50 Cent", That's impossible. The radicals are only an intsy bitsy teeny tiny minority of muslims. >>>homosexual Yes. There is a high degree of homosexual practice among muslim males.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 22, 2006 08:56 AM (M3nr/)

9 A couple of those pics made me prematurely fatwa.

Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at February 22, 2006 09:35 AM (maXzk)

10 These people are fanatics they are extremists and they are still calling it ther eligoin of peace what a sick joke

Posted by: sandpiper at February 22, 2006 10:01 AM (n7v4a)

11 Never heard of Deeyah, but hey, that's my loss. Gutsy, cute, hot, whatever, she has taken a brave stand, and we should support her. The slimeballs in the media have let a young woman show them to be the cowards they are. You go, girl!

Posted by: jesusland joe at February 22, 2006 10:10 AM (rUyw4)

12 She definitely deserve more exposure. In the western media, that is, 'cause it doesn't look like ME people appreciate this kind of art... - Max

Posted by: Max at February 22, 2006 10:41 AM (aPkwd)

13 Some Muslim chicks are HOT! Ever see Queen Rania of Jordan, or Rudi Bakhtiar of Fox News (formerly anchor for CNN HLN). HOT!

Posted by: Spiffo at February 22, 2006 01:23 PM (6tdWP)

14 That butt should never be hidden behind a burkha.

Posted by: Jester at February 22, 2006 08:45 PM (QKZX5)

15 About 5 sec into the video, there appears to be a brief screen shot taken from the infamous video of the Taliban's public assassination of a woman.

Posted by: DC at February 22, 2006 11:50 PM (QPC7X)

16 "You can stand up, lay down, or follow. You can stand up, lay down and swallow..." Wow! No kidding!

Posted by: Babs at February 23, 2006 07:44 AM (iZZlp)

17 I agree with Jester 100%!

Posted by: craig at February 23, 2006 03:45 PM (b3fZv)

18 I could get jihadi on that sweet thang

Posted by: Pork4islam at February 23, 2006 05:37 PM (GObqD)

19 A figure skater from Turkey skated in these Olympics and qualified for the long program; the first ever muslim figure skater in the Olympics. I think that she, with her tiny body and her little mini skirt, along with her family have more courage than any of the brave-on-paper only newspaper editors in the MSM. I still remember how the medal-winning female Algerian long distance runner represents her homeland but has to live and train in France because she fears for her life. What a backwards and barbaric culture. These are the people that we are appeasing? By the way, Bin-laden's niece has posed provocatively in skimpy clothing and wants to be a singer too.

Posted by: jmchez at February 24, 2006 08:38 PM (8XMTP)

20 [Bin laden's niece can be found here]

Posted by: jmchez at February 24, 2006 08:53 PM (8XMTP)

21 Sorry about that. The corrected link is here. Bin-laden's niece looking provocative

Posted by: jmchez at February 24, 2006 08:57 PM (8XMTP)

22 I can't believe I am going to take such an important issue as Muslim womens' rights and break it down to such a simplistic, typical- male response, but here goes... "My God! The pool shot. What a glorious ass!~ Please tell me you have more pictures of her from the rear? Please, Pretty Please!" Okay, back to talking about the serious liberation of Muslim women

Posted by: Bob Diethrich at February 24, 2006 10:30 PM (JUn7h)

23 Here's the moment I've been waiting for. Will the mainstream liberals now say that perhaps this woman should repress herself so as not to offend Islam? Meanwhile, I'm going to do more research on this new phenomenon. Rusty, excellent detective work. Didja know Hewitt linked you?

Posted by: Gordon at February 25, 2006 09:19 PM (0k9o4)

24 Here is "Shabana Rehman", another gutsy Muslim woman requiring bodyguards. She actually physically lifted a mullah with whom she was debating...."Krekar, who said that Rehman picked him up by reaching under his buttocks, became furious"

Posted by: Zee at February 26, 2006 06:21 PM (HnkXc)

25 first in consideration of the similarities between interrogation and brainwashing(remember Sirhan Sirhan?) how do we know what our government is doing at Guantanamo, and how We might someday be effected by its graduates? Is each and everyone of those released under the publically axcessable eyes of any one of our watchdog agencies? And why all the rebelling against our Supreme Court rulings by this administration? Secondly would i be right in concluding that this administrations policies of putting the Kurds and the Shiites in such a disproportionately powerful position in Iraqi Governmental affairs compared to before the war, would be akin to putting African and Indian Americans in a comparable power position(citing their suffering) all of a sudden and then act surprized and appalled at the response of Caucasion Americans. Its seems to me that we are in the process of creating a "Community of Iraqi citizens" to perform the same tasks as that that we placed of the shoulders of Saddaam. Rings in my ears as a Forked Tongue Policy for sure. Think of the precedents we are creating in World Affairs! Later we'll replace the government and its leadership of another country with their minority populations or we'll just sit aroound and watch while another government (Say Southafrican or whoever) does the same. And lastly as a former Army Corps of Engineers specialist, Why not have Our Corps leaders give Americans the estimates involved and let our troops build a better and more humane "Wall" between Isreal and Palestine according to our governments latest inituitive? We could do it much more efficient and the whole world would support us. Then we could justify some of that foriegn aid money we're giving Isreal. Your thoughts.......................

Posted by: ben haamid at February 28, 2006 03:57 PM (CY9ln)

26 At first she is non Muslim what did you know about Islam???? what did you know about the human right in Islam ??? what did you know about freedom in Islam???? I think that nobody cost himself to read anything search for Islamway to know about what you talk

Posted by: malek at March 01, 2006 04:42 AM (QOaNG)

27 I found some more information about deeyah http://www.deeyah.com http://www.deeyahpoint.co.uk http://www.myspace.com/deeyahfans http://www.myspace.com/deeyahmusic

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Are Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz having a lesbian affair? That's what rumors in Mexican tabloids say. Of course, it doesn't hurt the spread of such rumors when 99% of men polled by the Jawa Report say they secretly hope the rumors are true.

Apparently, the rumors started during the filming of the movie Bandidas. Unlike Brokeback Mountain, the film is the kind of gay cowboy film men will be flocking to see. No word on the amount of pudding consumed in the film. more...

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Image right from the Ann Summers adult store of the 'Mustafa' inflatable 'shag' doll. Muslims are upset because the Prophet Muhammed (swt) is often given the title al-Mustafa--or, the chosen one.

Apparently there is a large demand for Arabic looking sex dolls with seven inches of love in London at so-called 'hen parties'--the female equivalent of 'stag parties' or bachelor parties. For her part, the proprieter says she was unaware that Mustafa was a name given to the Prophet Muhammed (swt), and only seems to have used the name to make here mustached sex doll seem more Arabic. She claims she will happily change the name.

The Sun:

But the Muslim Association — based at Manchester’s Central Mosque and Islamic Cultural Centre — branded him “obnoxious”.

Yesterday a spokesman said: “This is the name of our Prophet and it’s very upsetting. This thing should be banned.”

In a letter to the store, the Association said: “You have no idea how much hurt, anguish and disgust this obnoxious phrase has caused to Muslims. We are asking you to have our Most Revered Prophet’s name ‘Mustafa’ and the afflicted word ‘shag’ removed.”

Mac at In the Bullpen has more.

UPDATE: If Muhammed was al-Mustafa--the chosen one--then what the hell what Eddie Murphy?

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A 28 year old subsitute teacher, Sara Singley, plead guilty yesterday to having sex with one of her 16 year old female students. Interested Participant has more.

NJ.com:

Singley met the 16-year-old girl while working as a substitute teacher at her school in October 2003, records say. The school where Singley met was not specified, but the charges were filed by Bethlehem Township police.

In January 2004, Singley and the girl began a romantic relationship and had sex several times at parks in Bethlehem Township and at motels around the area, records say.

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Is Laura Alito truly hot? When Rob Port says the daughter of a Supreme Court justice is hot you never really know--let's face it, the long North Dakota winter will do that to a guy. But when Jonah Goldberg agrees? How you gonna argue with that?

But, er, you guys do realize she's still in high school? This is wrong on so many levels.....

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Hollywood meet real life. Seriously, Mike Myers should get Ms. Houdova to star in the next Austin Powers flick. How often does an international supermodel and former Miss Czech Republic smuggle photos out of a Communist country in her unmentionables? Not nearly enough, that's how often!

Just remember the mantra of the Left when it comes to Castro's socialist paradise: at least they have free health care. Newsmax via Junkyard Blog:

Top Czech model Helena Houdova was arrested in Cuba last week while taking photographs of Havana's slums – but she managed to smuggle out pictures she hid in her bra.

Houdova – Miss Czech Republic 1999 – was arrested along with fellow model Mariana Kroftova, and Cuban police confiscated a roll of film in the women’s camera. However, Houdova concealed the memory card of her digital camera insider her brassiere.

"The revolution's watchmen rose up because I was taking pictures of something they do not like," Houdova told journalists after returning to the Czech Republic.

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