June 19, 2006

Well It's A Dog Eat Dog

Eat cat too
Fish eat frog
And I eat....

Hat Tip Filthy Allah.


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June 07, 2006

Rusty's Fatwa Coming Soon?

Over the past week we've been inundated with traffic from Turkish language websites leading to our tongue-in-cheek "Karnival of the Koran Krappings", which was our little tribute to the religionists-of-peace going ape shit over a phony story about a Koran being tossed into a toilet by a human-rights-abusing guard at Guantanamo Bay.

Am I finally going to get that fatwa? Stay tuned.

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May 31, 2006

'Moderate' Muslim Country Jails Two for Publishing Mohammed Cartoons

Two editors of a Jordanian newspaper have been sentenced to jail for publishing cartoons depicting Mohammed, the man Muslims claim was a "Prophet".

Remember, Jordan is held up as a model moderate Islamic country. In fact, Jordan is moderate....but isn't it sad that this is what passes for moderate in the Islamic world? Nowhere in the Islamic world is there anything that passes for freedom of speech. Nowhere.

Khaleej Times:

A Jordanian court Tuesday sentenced to prison two newspaper editors for “attacking religious sentiment” by reprinting cartoons deemed offensive to Prophet Mohammad (PBUH), their lawyer said.

Jihad Momani, former editor of the weekly Shihane tabloid, and Hisham Al Khalidi, editor-in-chief of the tabloid Al Mehwar, “were each sentenced to two months in prison,” attorney Mohammed Kteishat told AFP.

Reporters Without Borders had this tepid reaction:
Reporters Without Borders protested today against two-month jail sentences imposed yesterday by a Jordanian court on two journalists, Jihad Momani and Hisham Al-Khalidi, for reprinting cartoons of the prophet Mohammed that appeared in a Danish paper last year and expressed concern about journalists being harshly punished for doing so.

“This is the first time journalists have been given prison sentences for reproducing the cartoons,” the worldwide press freedom organisation said. “The sentences are totally out of proportion. We hope they will be reduced on appeal. We urge other Muslim countries where journalists are being prosecuted for this not to follow Jordan’s example. Journalists must not be punished for their editorial decisions. The two journalists in this case were simply doing their job by choosing to reproduce the cartoons, like dozens of other media outlets around the world.” [emphasis mine]

Hopefully, this is just a translation error. Does the group wish their sentences to be reduced or overturned?

If the former, then Reporters Without Borders is agreeing to the notion that states have the right to censor that which offends our religious sensibilities--just not harshly. Perhaps a one-week sentence would seem appropriate?

If the latter, then I fully agree. Freedom of religion must include the right to criticize religion--even if that criticism is deemed offensive. If I do not have the right to criticize your religion, then I am not fully free.

In my opinion, Muhammed was a pedophile and a pervert. Worse, he started a religion which rejects the concept of separating church and state and which--from it's founding--condoned the use of military conquest for spreading faith. Next to Communism, political Islam has contributed to more deaths than any other ideology in history---perhaps even more.

Please indict me. I dare you.

Unfortunately, there is not a single Muslim country where I am fully free to say the above.

Hat tip to Robert Spencer who has more.

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April 17, 2006

Hold On To Your Noggin.

Via Michelle Malkin we get this cool new Italian political cartoon.

Translation to English.

"Isn't that man there, split in two from head to navel, Mohammed?" Dante asks Virgil.

"Yes and he is cut in two because he has divided society," Virgil replies. "While that woman there, with the burning coals, represents the politics of Italy towards Islam

Cartoon Inspired by:

Fatwa Anyone? more...

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April 08, 2006

NASCAR Fatwa?

If NASCAR gets a fatwa before me, I swear I'll sue!

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April 01, 2006

Jawa Issues Fatwa

As most readers know, your Sith Master recently entertained the prospect of a new job. Imagine the thrill of interviewing for a more challenging and rewarding position only to be let down by being rejected. Denied with a simple, "We're sorry. We've chosen someone else." Okay, fine. Brush it off. Life has its ups and downs and there'll be other opportunities.

But today, guess what? Back channel scuttlebutt has it that your blogging mainstay and candidate was rejected for an academic position because he is a conservative. In fact, the rumor is that The Jawa Report was specifically mentioned as an indicator of your Sith Master's lack of appropriate liberal credentials. Realizing The Jawa Report reflects conservatism and conservatism in academia is tantamount to having the Eboli virus, there was no chance from the get go.

Blogging anonymously provided no protection because someone leaked to the university administration the information about your Sith Master and The Jawa Report. The administration recoiled and totally disregarded such things as qualifications and capabilities. Being a conservative is a deal-breaker in academia.

Therefore, The Jawa Report officially issues a fatwa declaring a war of words against the leaker who is also a blogger. People are already investigating. A field of suspects is being narrowed and you will be found soon. So, declare yourself, you stinking vermin, and let the games begin.

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March 29, 2006

Google's Jawa Fatwa

Okay, so it's not a fatwa, but the fact that Google has found in necessary to put a content warning page on my Flush the Koran blog leaves me all warm and tingly in a funny place. A Koran in the toilet is offensive, but not softcore porn (NSFW blogspot site)! It's almost like Google was full of hypocrisy or something.....

UPDATE: Related more...

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WTW Apostate Howie

Yes I’ve been you know a bit bored with being Baptist and I’ve been looking for a “Death Cult” to join you know mid life crisis. I’ve been seeking danger and generally missing being young and stupid. So I tried the Satanists but they wanted me to strangle a live kitten to gain power and hey man I just won’t go there. So after hearing all the cool stuff about Islam, I thought, hey next best thing. I mean you can rip off, screw over, lie to, and blow up infidels whenever things don’t all go just your way. It’s so much more fun than pesky Christianity. You know all that admit it’s your fault, no sin, and treat people well stuff. It’s hard. Plus add to the fact I can abdicate my responsibility for my wife and children with just three words! Rape hot Infidel women with impunity. So I decided to convert to Islam.

Here Goes, the following events occurred yesterday at the Tatooine Bureau between 8 am and 9 amÂ…. more...

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March 24, 2006

Muhammed Cartoons Published with Quotes

What could possibly be worse than publishing cartoons mocking Muhammed? Cartoons mocking Muhammed with quotes from Muhammed! Now, how about that fatwa?

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muhammed_cartoon_halo_apostate.jpg

I'm going camping. If I don't get a fatwa by the time I get back, my blogging days are over.

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March 21, 2006

U.N. Officially Against Freedom of Speech

Apparently the U.N. commissioner for dealing with the manufactured Muhammed cartoons controversy didn't get the memo that the U.N. was supposed to guarantee fundamental human rights, not suppress them. Hey, UN. Do you like apples? How ya like dem apples?

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March 17, 2006

No Fatwa?!?!

I've been begging for a fatwa for years. The least you could do is ban this website!

Mother #^@@&%&*^*()&%*$#!!!!!!!!!

Because the occasional death threat just isn't good enough.......

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March 07, 2006

Fatwa Anybody?

I must say I never quite understood just why Rusty wants a fatwa just so bad.

Now I understand completely!

Update : Holy Cow! I'm not worthy!
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February 27, 2006

Don't Kill Me (Please)

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February 23, 2006

The Death Of Islamofascism..

...lies with the likes of Muslihoon.

No particular post to link to. Just read it all.

Besides, how can you not love a Muslim that dares say this:

Now, if a Christian were to enter Mecca and leave a cross/crucifix/Bible - ah, that's an interesting issue. (We'd do it, except We might be killed. Even if We were not, many thousands of innocent Christians and Westerners might be in the raging flames of the Muslims' reaction.)

If I were a Muslim, I'd be Muslihoon.

God is great, indeed.

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February 21, 2006

Metrospy T-shirt Maker Threatened With Death.

Not just production manager Johnathan Alexander, his family too. Sample statements below are of the type that Jawa readers, unfortunately, are quite familiar with. Metrospy is offering a T-shirt with cartoon of Muhammad depicted with a bomb as a turban. Personally I like this cartoon the most.

Metrospy Website : Scores of liberals and hundreds of Islamo-fascists have written in to tell me that I should respect ALL religions. Most of the comments are pretty funny to people who know me. Some of the comments further confirm what I've always thought about the so-called "religion of peace"...there is nothing peaceful about it
More samples here at YahooNews.
In one email the person writes, “We kill you and burn your shop. I am Muslim with forces in the U.S.A.”... ...Another email claims to be from the terrorist group Al Qaeda. It reads, “You only have 5 days and your company will disappear. I promise!” The email is signed, Saalem Al Qahtani, Al Qaeda... ...One of the more disturbing messages simply says, “In two days we kill your family."
Kill the family? How nice and peaceful.

Others : Thisblogisfullofcrap.

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February 20, 2006

That 70's Mohammed

I drew the following horrific caricature of Mohammed back in those hazy days of the 70's. Man.

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February 17, 2006

Muhammed cartoons not offensive, but accurate

Spend a little time talking to jihadis and a common theme emerges: they believe it is their religious duty to fight. In their view, this duty is imposed on them in the Quran and by the example of the Prophet Muhammed who, by most accounts in the most widely accepted hadiths, is a man not averse to killing his enemies and spreading Islam through force and the sword. If you are a Muslim and reject the authenticity of those hadiths and of that interpretation of Quranic verses, then what's the problem?

As the Demosophist has reminded me on several occasions, if Muhammed didn't endorse violent jihad then the caricature of him in Danish newspapers is of a false Muhammed and therefore should be offensive to no one. However, if Muhammed did endorse violent jihad, then he deserves to be blasphemed.


Diana West in the Washington Times
via Powerline.:

When the widely influential Sheik Yusef al-Qaradawi can praise Muhammad as "an epitome for religious warriors [mujahideen]," Muhammad, a jihad model, shouldn't be a taboo subject in the West, either in caricature or commentary, and certainly shouldn't be super-sacralized, in effect, by a fearfully polite censorship. The subject should be laid out for all to see.

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Tanks For The Memories

Remember the Karnival Of The Koran Krapping?

Da wife, bless her soul, participated back on TypePad.

After all this time, she got the most hilarious comment of all:

you are a idiot! We muslims didin`nt make like thiis...
I found it very wrong its not normal you are an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and PIG

If any of you object to my marrying this woman, speak now, or forever hold your peace.

I love you honey!! But I'll be in court if you get fatwa'd first!!!

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February 16, 2006

Monty Python's The Life of Muhammed

Just kidding. Praise Allah. I would never blaspheme Muhammed. Never. (Please don't kill me!)

Via Ayaan Hirsi Ali, this little reminder from Monty Python's Life of Brian that there is an upside to being murdered for blasphemy: comedy.

And the next time you're being chased by an angry mob of radical Islamist trying to stone you to death, remember to always look on the bright side of life........

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February 11, 2006

Dancing Mohammed and Rave Mullahs

You are so fatwa'd for this! What's great is that they have a link to the 'Jesus Dance' page, too. I wonder if 'the American Taliban' we keep hearing about from the Left will show out in mass protest and call for state censorship against Christian blasphemy? Hat tip: Stephen Green

And via Headmistress SondraK this link to what seems to be the Islamic equivalent of Pentacostalism--only set to techno music so it's funny.

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