February 10, 2006

Caricatures Of The Prophet Mohammed

Just because I'm going through personal issues doesn't mean I haven't given up my quest for a fatwa.

Below the fold you will find several caricatures of the Prophet Mohammed.

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES BELOW!!!!! more...

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February 09, 2006

Meanwhile, Somewhere in Dar al Islam....

Another Jawa Report editorial cartoon. Click for larger image and feel free to reproduce and distribute.

Related from the Islamic Republic: Rape Victim Receives Death Penalty. More here and here.

Related: French newspaper with another blasphemous cartoon and I guess we have to boycott Egypt since the cartoons were published there as well.

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February 08, 2006

Fatwa Me, Baby

Fatwas should be issued c/o Rusty Shackleford. Fatwa Me--we hereby:

Request, invite, and laugh at the issue of a FATWA, CURSE, SPELL, or any other fancied ignominy that any enemy of human liberty may choose to place upon us.

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It's The West's Fault That We're Terrified of Offending Muslims

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I, for one, welcome our new Muslim overlords.

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February 07, 2006

We Are Not All Danes Now

I've seen quite a bit of linking to Jeff Jacoby's latest column where he proclaims "we are all Danes now."

I'm not a Dane now. Never have been, never will be. No offense to our Danish friends, it's just a simple fact. I'm an American. Doesn't mean I don't support them, and their right to free speech. And I surely enjoyed the Carlsberg I bought, and will buy more (haven't tried the Fris yet, that's for the wife).

Besides, I was bashing Mohammed long before Jyllends-Posten ever dreamed of it.

So where's my damned fatwa already?

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February 06, 2006

Jewish Extremists Protest Moses Cartoon Blasphemy

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Via Caribpundit.

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Pimp My Fatwa

This is a post I did on my home blog back on May 10th of last year. If Mohammed being a child molestor isn't enough for some of you to see the rationale of our ridicule, and our right to portray images of him in an unflattering light, then maybe the notion of muta'a will. Mohammed is NOT a divine figure, he was a simple thug, a child molestor, and a pimp. If you can't handle the truth, that's your problem. Also, this is an old post, so some links may be expired. If you have a problem with that, I'll email you my home address and you can come burn down my embassy. Would you like to know something else? I could care less what 1 billion Muslims think. The truth hurts, don't it?

SC&A, ever concerned for my safety and well-being, may get me on the fatwa list even before Rusty and Jane.  He sent me a link to a link to a USA Today article concerning the Muslim practice of "pleasure marriages."   

BAGHDAD — In the days when it could land him in jail, Rahim Al-Zaidi would whisper details of his muta'a only to his closest confidants and the occasional cousin. Never his wife...

...The 1,400-year-old practice of muta'a— "ecstasy" in Arabic — is as old as Islam itself. It was permitted by the prophet Mohammed as a way to ensure a respectable means of income for widowed women...

Pleasure marriages were outlawed under Saddam Hussein but have begun to flourish again. The contracts, lasting anywhere from one hour to 10 years, generally stipulate that the man will pay the woman in exchange for sexual intimacy...

...A woman agreeing to a pleasure marriage that involves a one-time encounter might be able to count on about $100. For a muta'a that runs longer, she might be paid $200 a month, though the amounts vary widely and can depend on whether she has children.

So, in addition to being a child molester (I've read different accounts, one site said he married a 9 year old, another said six), Mohammed was a pimp.  A benevolent pimp to be sure, after all, who doesn't feel sorry for lonely, broke widows.  Of course, nowadays, the Koran is open to interpretation:

A turbaned Shiite cleric who issues wedding permits from a street-side counter in Sadr City says he encourages permanent marriages but gives the OK for pleasure marriages when there are "special reasons." The cleric, Sayid Kareem As-Sayid Abdullah Al-Mousawi, says he grants licenses for muta'a in cases where the woman is widowed or divorced, or for single women who have approval from their fathers.

That's right, you dads out there, convert to Islam and you too can be a pimp.  Pimp-daddy, if you will.  What the f**k, change your name to P. Diddy.

Is there an alternative?  Well, yes.  The treatment of Muslim women is well documented.  They can avoid the whole "pleasure marriage" route, do what they want, be irresponsible, get naked and throw down with whoever they want.

And be the victim of an honor killing.

Prostitution or death.  What a choice the Religion of Peace gives to its adherents.

Now I'll have to change the name.  The Religion of Peace and Big Pimpin' Page.  Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

Where's N.O.W. when you need them?  Does Code Pink have an opinion on this issue?

(At this time, Blogger appears to be down, I'll link to the blog SC&A pointed me too when it's back)

I was going to end there, but I went back to the article and decided to post this:

Most Shiite scholars today consider it halal, or religiously legal. Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani, the highest religious authority in Shiite Islam, sets conditions and obligations for muta'a on his Web site. ("A woman with whom temporary marriage is contracted is not entitled to share the conjugal bed of her husband and does not inherit from him ..."

First off, I thought Sistani was the highest authority in Iraq, not all Shiite Islam.  But, that's beside the point.  This is the guy we're always reading about who is apparently eager to see a free, secular Iraq borne from the ashes of tyranny.

And he's just a pimp.

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Us vs. Them: the video

Dan Riehl has produced an excellent and moving video about why we fight and how the the reaction to the Muhammed cartoons relates to the greater war against radical Islam. Go check it out here.

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Muslims Protest Superbowl Results

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February 05, 2006

Jack Straw: Appease in Our Time Cartoon (please circulate)

The Jawa Report's new editorial cartoonist, Sam, submits his latest masterpiece: Jack Straw: Appease in Our Time. Please feel free to circulate it. Click for larger version.

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And Now A PBUHlic Service Announcement



Ladies and gentlemen, I am Mohammed Theprophet (PBUM), here to talk to you about a distressing situation in the world of fine art and high culture.



As you well know, I have had several supporting roles in such movies as "The Siege," "Executive Decision," and "The Delta Force" trilogy. I also had a prominent role in the television drama "Flight 93" and various episodes of "24." So I can talk about the arts from an insider's perspective. And what I see in the art world today distresses me greatly.


We are losing a valuable gem in the world of art. A beautiful flower amongst the dead petals of contemporary popular culture. This wonderful, yet disappearing art form is, of course more...

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February 04, 2006

Frankly, We're Afraid of Offending You (Please Circulate)

A concerned citizen named Sam sent me this cartoon. Please circulate it or post it to your website. Yes, it's that good.

Click for bigger image:

He says:

Hi

Having witnessed the embarrassing behaviour of most the western media over the past couple of days in relation to the Danish cartoons, I was prompted to make this cartoon myself.

I'm not sure if you can make use of it, but perhaps you could circulate it
around or suggest another site/blog I could contact who might be interested.

Somebody get this guy a syndicated, please!

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Chuck Norris is Muhammed

Chuck Norris stars in Delta Force III: Revenge of the Ninja Muhammeds--Chuck Norris has converted. And this time, it's personal.

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More.

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February 03, 2006

Vinnie Gets Results

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I'm Salman Rushdie, and I endorse this post.

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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

We are pleased to introduce noted star of the big and little screen, Mohammed the Prophet. Star of such blockbuster hits as "The Siege" and "Executive Decision." Emmy award winning star of "Flight 93" and various episodes of "24."

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Hello, O brothers. I have come with a couple of questions for you.

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After a hard day of marching, flag burning, and chanting "Death to America, Israel, Denmark, and Vanutu!" do you find it hard to unwind?

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After a hot, rough day in the Bekaa valley, training for your martyrdom mission, do you find it tough to relax and enjoy a good soccer game on the television?

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Fret not, O holy warrior, for I have just the thing for you...

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Fris Vodka. That's right, imported from the great nation of Denmark, this super premium vodka is freeze distilled by master distillers commissioned by appointment to the royal Danish court. But don't take my word for it, take theirs...


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After a hot day preparing detonators and wiring IEDs, I greet my husband at the door with a Fris martini. It helps him wind down after a hard day, so that we can ululate all night, baby!

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I was a kindergarten teacher before I found Fris. Now, after a drink or two, I can behead the infidel in my sleep!


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Shhh...don't tell anyone, but my daddy loves his Fris in a Cosmo! He mixes them in the hollowed out skull of an apostate!

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There you have it, brothers and sisters. Purchase Fris Vodka, and other fine Danish products, in a store near you. And that's not just a request, that's a fatwa!

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Throw Another Log On The Fire

These ladies will not sit around idly waiting for an honor killing.

First up, my good friend Beth, who simply will not rest until I, and I alone, receive the coveted First Fatwa of Jawa:

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But wait, sports fans. Linda of Something and Half of Something, that notoriously evil Joooooooooooooo, offers herself up a heapin' plate of fatwa-worthiness:

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Remember, O exalted imams, the fatwa for the top image goes to me, the bottom one goes to Linda. Of Something and Half of Something. A blog. By a Jewish lady.


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A Fatwa a Day Keeps the Jihad Away

Yesterday afternoon it looked, for a time, like the first official fatwa had been issued against The Jawa Report's own Dread Pundit Bluto. On closer examination it turns out that Bluto gave himself a fatwa. Doesn't he know that fatwaing yourself makes you go blind?

Here is some more fatwa worthy material. Again, if you sit on a Shura council or are a Mullah, please be specific as to which Jawa Report author gets the fatwa. If you are one of the elusive 'moderate' Muslims we keep hearing about, then sorry to offend you. But, better to offend the moderate and expose the extremist than to forever pretend that the extremist doesn't exist.

(NSFW) Pigs and Muhammed (follow link) and Muhammed eating flying pigs.

A goat and Muhammed over at No Mayo.

Since Zombie's server got overloaded our good friend Beth backed up the archive of Muhammed images through history.

Remember Piss Christ? Sobek has Piss Muhammed.

Art: Muhammed and 'Virgin'

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February 02, 2006

I'll Take Your Mild Rebuke And Raise With A Fatwa

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Fatwa? Pretty Please!

A reader sends these cartoons depicting Muhammed. They wish to remain anonymous for fear of life and limb. Fine, throw away a perfectly good opportunity to get a fatwa. More for me. Please issue fatwas care of Rusty Shackleford and visit our gallery of fatwa worthy cartoons here.

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On More Fun

All praise be to Rusty for the Fatwa This! gallery. I want to say how much fun I had being creative.. so much so that I just had to enter another one. I feel that it is a compliment to my first offering to the Moon God.

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