1 Oh, if you're going to go all the way on a fatwa, gotta do it in style. You've got to go with He'brew Beer. The Chosen Beer. Messiah Stout and Genesis Ale. There's nothing finer than quaffing a pint of Messiah Stout. And begging for a fatwa.

2 Hell with both of ya! If I drank (I don't) it would be a Bud endorsed by the NFL! There is no God but Alfalfa - and Buckwheat is his Prophet! can I get an OTAY!

3 Sadly, they don't sell He'Brew here. and hondo, the official beer of the NFL is Coors Light. But I'll still give you an OTAY!

4 See what happens when you don't drink - ya forget things! Sorry. What's the beer of the NHL? And what's the NHL? OTAY!

5 Sadly I can't drink any beer this late because it makes me Pisslam all night.

6 When the heck are the U.S. Papers going to grow some balls and print the cartoons? I mean what are they scared of? Terrorists threatening to attack us? Umm...Didn't they already promise to do that. I also saw an interview of some Islamic Council in the U.S. on PBS and he talked about how the cartoons are so bad and should be censored. Who here thinks that when people come to the United States they don't just get the freedoms entitled by the Constitution but that unless they "accept" those freedoms they hereby aren't true American and should be shipped to Saudia Arabia where they won't need to complain because everything is censored...just the way they like it.

7 Don't forget Tuborg beer! Support Denmark!