June 12, 2006
Since the "Translate This Mumble" post garnered requests for a contest, caption the photo for poor 'ol Ayman. Remember, he just lost a good friend.
Fatwas will be issued.
Fatwas:
"i will cut ur neck" fatwa:
mychimo, for: ...and always remember to yell "Fore!"
"devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa:
Oyster, for: "Pay no attention to the Jewish stars on the curtain behind me. We're just making do while we reconstruct a new safehouse."
Honorary right back atcha with a fatwa fatwa:
Some islamotard with: "i will fuc* you,zarqavi is my favourite man,and usame bin laden,Adam olun" (as previously noted by Howie.)
If you didn't finish in this one, there's still this one.
As always, thanks for the chuckles, and a new BSCC starts on Sunday.
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June 03, 2006
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June 01, 2006
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May 31, 2006
Poll is under the fold. And it's just for fun. more...
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May 23, 2006
Fatwas issued.
Someday. Usually on Monday. But, Venom controls that.
FATWAS ISSUED!!!!
i will cut ur neck fatwa:
Brad, for:
Four Islamic Students react after an unsuccessful beheading attempt on Dr. Rusty Shackelford.
Muhammad: Let us not tell anyone of our ass beating by the great Satan Rusty Shackelford.
Abdullah: The roundhouse kicks to my groin prevented me from cutting his head off.
Nassar: Why did he keep yelling “bad gay soombithch” over and over as he was punching me?
Mibalz Izhary: Is he really coming back “fortnightly” to kick our ass? How often is that anyway?
devil will do meetballs from your bodies fatwa:
Graeme, for:
As Kofi Annan would soon learn, Rusty's repeated use of his "pull my finger for 72 virgins" joke had set back the 'Alliance of Civilisations' program by 50 years.
why you insult the holly quoran fatwa:
Rodney Dill, for:
Oh Crap, We coulda had V-8's
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May 16, 2006
"why you insult holly quoran, i will cut ur neck" fatwa:
Graeme: "Much to his wife's embarrasment, Russian professor and weblog superstar, Docktorevanova Russteaski Shackellefjodputinchev eagerly yelled at the animals: "C'MON BOY! SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!" That night at the hotel he was to discover that during a romantic encounter, whistling "Dueling Banjos" is not considered to be sexy."
"devil will do meetballs from your body" fatwa:
Sig94: "After his press conference, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad exchanges the traditional Iranian Hog Log with Helen Thomas in front of the 1,000 Martyrs Luxury Truck Stop and Sewage Treatment Plant."
"Sympathy for the devil little Satan the chronically hacked fatwa:
Aaron: "Outside the love "Shack", the Ayatollah "Docked" in "Elle" "Fjord" de Porque.
Mahmoud was all "Tore" up about being left out of the fun and had to content himself with "Tea"-bagging with his backyard goat, "Russ"." With bonus image!
"You're damn welcome, Mr. Venom" fatwa:
"Thanks Vinnie, for making me stare at two humping pigs to come up with this half-ass quote."
Oh yeah, someone asked why last week's contest was never judged. Well, it was a Peep's Choice, and the peeps never chose. So...there.
I like doing these, but, judging them is a pain. But only because it's just damned hard with all the great entries. But, I shall soldier on regardless.
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May 07, 2006
I'm adding a new wrinkle to the BSCC. Captions will be allowed until 10:00 p.m. Central Time on Sunday night, and then comments are cut off.
Fatwas will be issued by those who email me at vinceautmorire@gmail.com voting for the best captions.
Since the comments/captions also are emailed, when you vote, please put [VOTE] in the subject line.
The top three most popular will be fatwa'd.
Winners announced Monday.
In other words, this is the American Idol of Fatwa Issuing.
Anyone juxtaposing Rusty's upcoming trip to Europe with the glare of the eagle will get super secret double extra consideration, as long as it's hilarious.
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April 30, 2006
If you saw United 93 this weekend, share your thoughts in the comments.
No fatwas will be issued.
I haven't seen the movie yet, but spoilers are not an issue. We all know how it ends.
Why make this a caption contest? The images are in your head and mine.
Just...vent. Let it all out.
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April 24, 2006
***Fatwas Issued***
Fatwas issued when Venom shows up. Which is normally late Monday. If he shows up earlier, then fatwas issued when he bitches that I haven't issued a fatwa yet. Bastard. (i apologize Mr. Venom, i wet myself after I wrote that)
:-)
***Fatwas (in no particular order)***
SPO: "These are not the tonsils you're looking for....
These aren't the tonsils we're looking for.
Move along....
Move along, move along."
Rodney Dill (tie): "After meeting Stormtrooper Eduardo, John knew there would be no more Hand Solos." "This man is a member of the Rebel Dalliance."
Aaron: "Stormtrooper: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Rusty: It might!"
Many, many excellent captions to choose from. Thanks everyone!
Oh, and welcome back Rusty. :::::running away:::::
Update by Howie :Bumped and updated on the Return of Dr. Rusty Shackleford below the break. more...
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March 21, 2006
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March 13, 2006
Fatwas:
Cindy's showing that the "Michael Moore Starter Kit" really works.
Posted by Yo at March 12, 2006 04:35 PM
Cindy Sheehan revealed the dark underbelly of the anti-war movement. It wasn't pretty.
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When do I get that cute orange jumpsuit?
Posted by Marcus Aurelius at March 12, 2006 11:59 AM
As usual, the gratuitous Star Wars reference fatwa goes to:
"Where are you taking this....thing?"
Posted by Venom at March 13, 2006 10:29 AM
(we likesssssssssss Venom, yesss we doesssssss precioussssssssss)
And a special "I'm miserable so you have to be miserable too" fatwa:
Snore. This is like the Sunday morning talking heads shows -- only far more boring. And that's saying someting.
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March 12, 2006
Fatwas will be issued when I trace your IP address, hunt you down, and behead you.
Oh, wait, that's Ummah.com.
Fatwas issued Monday.
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March 06, 2006
Fatwas issued Monday.
Fatwas issued! Damn, this was a tough one to judge. Normally I pick the ones that make me LOL. This time, almost all made me LOL. I had to go with ROFLMAO.
MarcoBlogo: "No..please...anything but the cartoons...."
jack: "Does my new orange jump suit make my ass look big?"
Steve Sharon: "President Steve Sharon's first executive order was to dress all Arab prisoners at Guantanamo Bay as pumpkins and carve them to death."
Fred Fry: "Terrorist: "Wait til I get my hands on that "Jihad is great" recruiter!"
DM: "No, not the comfy chair! Please anything but the comfy chair!"
And a unique tie in the Made Vinnie Laugh So Hard He Almost Made Wee-wee In His Pants Fatwa Division:
splashtc: "I had nothing to do with Natalees disappearance."
Jester: "Come on Abdul...you're in no condition to drive...now where did you park your car?"
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March 04, 2006
Actually, I just found the real caption more funny than any made up one. The real caption contest is forthcoming.
The funny part of the caption:
Scarlett Johansson arrives at the 63rd annual Golden Globe Awards...
more...
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February 28, 2006
Caption this photo of Iraqi military viewing the corpse of a terrorist:
Unless Mr. Venom says no.Fatwas will be issued today, Tuesday, February 28th, 2006.
***Fatwas Issued***
Capp: "Is today terrorist pickup or is it bottles and cans?"
Steve Sharon: "I thought the terrorists said they wouldnt take this lying down?"
Buckley F. Williams: "Listen Jabbar, I clearly called 'Allah, Allah, oxen-free'. And on top of that, we all agreed beforehand that the dirt patch in front of the falaffel shop was to be home base, not the dirt patch in front of the used car lot. If you are not going to play by the rules then I will take my weapon and go home. Jabbar? Are you hearing me?
Gratuitous Star Wars reference fatwa:
Venom: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
Your Picture Can Be Seen Here fatwa:
Anyone sees a picture they think would make a good caption contest photo, send it to me at vinceautmorire@gmail.com. If I don't use it that week, don't fret, I'll at least have it in Vinnie's Increasingly Growing Image Library for possible future use.
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February 11, 2006
That photo is for the caption contest, but the below photo is for extra credit. After your caption, tell us what is uglier, the dead bird, or the pasty-ass fish-belly lardo looking at it. Heh, guess you know my answer.
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February 06, 2006
Caption this photo of stupid alleged criminal Lonnie "Vent Man" Shields allegedly caught in the act.
Fatwas issued Monday.
Fatwas issued!
Steve Sharon: "SHAFT!.....Can you dig it?"
Marcus Aurelius: "Excellent! I can now sue the building owner and become a millionaire!"
Rodney Dill (by popular demand): "The India Space program took off with an early success today, as Hindunaut, Ravi "Beans" Bindharvi, (pictured in launch device), consumed enough legume derivative to produce sufficient volatile gases needed to achieve escape velocity."
Double fatwa with Danish cheese, super-sized with a bottle of Carlsberg:
Buckley F. Williams: "Chloe? This is Black Bauer. There's no time to explain so listen carefully. I've become lodged in a model Q-237 air conditioning duct. I'm connecting you to the duct's peripheral communications center by remote armpit access, you'll have to help me find some way to get free."
Because, after all, tonight IS Jack Bauer night.
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January 30, 2006
Caption this photo of Ham Ass Hamas "political leader" Khaleed Said Salaam Shaheed Abdul ibn Fahd Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad Smith giving a speech to someone somewhere:
IMPORTANT NOTE: Entries containing the words "death," "to," or "Israel" will be automatically disqualified. C'mon peeps, there has to some challenge to this.
Fatwas will be issued when Mr. Venom submits an entry complaining that no fatwas have been issued.
Or Monday evening, before the new episode of 24, of course.
Fatwas issued! Man, this gets harder every week. These Islamotards are great for caption contests, eh wot?
Double fatwa with cheese, super-sized with a diet Coke:
"And then we're going to Syria, and we're going to Lebanon, and we're going to Yemen. Yeeeeaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh!" - Steven L.
Fatwas:
"We need one more couple for the Virginia Reel!" - J Rob
"OH MY GOD!!!...Its Godzillaaaaa!!!!!.....WUN!!! WUN!!! Wun For youre lives!!!" - Thanos35
"Arafat! Pull my finger!" - Leovinius
Honorable mention fatwa for Star Wars reference:
"That's not a moon, it's a space station!" - Lawhawk
Gratuitous honorable mention so he doesn't fling poo at his owners:
"I am number one!
Number two is on my other hand." - Spacemonkey
And speaking of fatwas, how about another posting of the Danish caricatures of Mohammed under the fold!
Go ahead, suckers, boycott me!! more...
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January 16, 2006
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