Yeah, I'm dating myself by quoting a Men At Work song lyric. Phbbbt.

Poll is under the fold. And it's just for fun. more...

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Caption this photo of Islamofascists realizing that Rusty was there, and they failed to kill him.

Fatwas issued.

Someday. Usually on Monday. But, Venom controls that.

FATWAS ISSUED!!!!

i will cut ur neck fatwa:

Brad, for:

Four Islamic Students react after an unsuccessful beheading attempt on Dr. Rusty Shackelford.

Muhammad: Let us not tell anyone of our ass beating by the great Satan Rusty Shackelford.

Abdullah: The roundhouse kicks to my groin prevented me from cutting his head off.

Nassar: Why did he keep yelling “bad gay soombithch” over and over as he was punching me?

Mibalz Izhary: Is he really coming back “fortnightly” to kick our ass? How often is that anyway?

devil will do meetballs from your bodies fatwa:

Graeme, for:

As Kofi Annan would soon learn, Rusty's repeated use of his "pull my finger for 72 virgins" joke had set back the 'Alliance of Civilisations' program by 50 years.

why you insult the holly quoran fatwa:

Rodney Dill, for:

Oh Crap, We coulda had V-8's

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Sorry for the delay, but, that's the way the pork rinds. Or something like that

"why you insult holly quoran, i will cut ur neck" fatwa:

Graeme: "Much to his wife's embarrasment, Russian professor and weblog superstar, Docktorevanova Russteaski Shackellefjodputinchev eagerly yelled at the animals: "C'MON BOY! SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!" That night at the hotel he was to discover that during a romantic encounter, whistling "Dueling Banjos" is not considered to be sexy."

"devil will do meetballs from your body" fatwa:

Sig94: "After his press conference, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad exchanges the traditional Iranian Hog Log with Helen Thomas in front of the 1,000 Martyrs Luxury Truck Stop and Sewage Treatment Plant."

"Sympathy for the devil little Satan the chronically hacked fatwa:

Aaron: "Outside the love "Shack", the Ayatollah "Docked" in "Elle" "Fjord" de Porque.

Mahmoud was all "Tore" up about being left out of the fun and had to content himself with "Tea"-bagging with his backyard goat, "Russ"." With bonus image!

"You're damn welcome, Mr. Venom" fatwa:

"Thanks Vinnie, for making me stare at two humping pigs to come up with this half-ass quote."

Oh yeah, someone asked why last week's contest was never judged. Well, it was a Peep's Choice, and the peeps never chose. So...there.

I like doing these, but, judging them is a pain. But only because it's just damned hard with all the great entries. But, I shall soldier on regardless.

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Caption this photo of our national symbol defending his home.

I'm adding a new wrinkle to the BSCC. Captions will be allowed until 10:00 p.m. Central Time on Sunday night, and then comments are cut off.

Fatwas will be issued by those who email me at vinceautmorire@gmail.com voting for the best captions.

Since the comments/captions also are emailed, when you vote, please put [VOTE] in the subject line.

The top three most popular will be fatwa'd.

Winners announced Monday.

In other words, this is the American Idol of Fatwa Issuing.

Anyone juxtaposing Rusty's upcoming trip to Europe with the glare of the eagle will get super secret double extra consideration, as long as it's hilarious.

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