Many, many excellent captions to choose from. Thanks everyone!
Oh, and welcome back Rusty. :::::running away:::::
Update by Howie :Bumped and updated on the Return of Dr. Rusty Shackleford below the break.
You miss Rusty? You have no idea howmuch we miss him. No really it takes a whole crew to keep up with what flows from his keyboard easy as pie. So be sure and leave lot's of captions for our master's return. Or else you will have to put up with us for another week. I expect him back Monday of possibly Tuesday
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You're a little short to be a stormtrooper aren't you.
Posted by: lawhawk at April 23, 2006 08:04 AM (KlmM7)
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Semi famous blogger Dr. Rusty Shackelford is photographed filming a scene from the new Star Wars film; “EPISODE 7 THE BROKEBACK MENACE”. Reciting his only line in the movie, Dr. S tells the vulnerable Storm Trooper “ I wish I could quit you”.
Dr. Rusty Shackelford said he is unconcerned about receiving a death Fatawa from some conservative Catholic groups. “They just need a few hundred years to evolve,” said the good Dr.
Posted by: Brad at April 23, 2006 08:11 AM (WSMKO)
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"I thought we agreed--no tongue!"
Posted by: jd at April 23, 2006 08:36 AM (uT71O)
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mmmm, is that a light saber in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: SPO at April 23, 2006 09:46 AM (YPd/2)
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No really I'm a Dr. and this is how you inflate a punctured lung.
Posted by: SPO at April 23, 2006 09:49 AM (YPd/2)
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NEWSFLASH: The renegade fairy from the Dodge Caliber commercial has struck again, this time using her dark magic on a Star Wars convention. Said one transformed fan, identifying himself only as Rusty: "It was horrible. One minute I'm dressed in my Chewbacca costume, the next......well.....you've seen the picture." Air National Guard squadrons across the country are on high alert.
Posted by: Graeme at April 23, 2006 09:53 AM (foGm3)
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Despite the not-so-subtle gay overtones in George Lucas's latest installment of the Star Wars franchise, he insists there is no gay agenda involved. It's all just in your imagination.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at April 23, 2006 10:14 AM (8e/V4)
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1) Use the force, Rusty!
2) There is no try. There is only tongue or not tongue.
3) It's a trap!
4) Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
5) I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.
6) I sense something; a presence I've not felt since..
7) The Force is strong with this one.
Red Six: I got a problem here.
Biggs: Eject!
Red Six: I can hold it.
Biggs: Pull up!
Red Six: No, I'm all right... ahhh!
Posted by: Aaron's cc: at April 23, 2006 10:33 AM (ov6Vw)
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9) Rusty: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.
Stormtrooper: Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.
10) Luke: I can't. It's too big.
Rusty: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not.
11) Rusty: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Stormtrooper: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
Rusty: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.
12) Stormtrooper: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Rusty: It might!
13) it seems you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.
Posted by: Aaron's cc: at April 23, 2006 10:48 AM (ov6Vw)
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"Brokeback Robot, now playing at a theater near you."
Posted by: Steve Sharon at April 23, 2006 11:03 AM (e2PdX)
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Oh, geez, Dr. Rusty! This is Information Overload. Do you really want events from your sex life plastered all over the internet? This WILL NOT get you tenure.
Posted by: bubbe at April 23, 2006 11:56 AM (vZBQO)
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He is kissing up with a imperial storm trooper and a member of the demacratic party
Posted by: sandpiper at April 23, 2006 01:28 PM (gJhPg)
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1. Rusty and an anonymous stormtrooper push the Imperial Army's "don't ask, dont tell" policy to its breaking point.
2. "Let go your conscious self, and act on instinct!"
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2006 01:38 PM (wZLWV)
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"Hmmm..quit you I cannot. Star of Yodaback Mountain are you."
"Is that a light sabre or are you just glad to see me?"
"If you kiss me, I'll take the mask off and move out of my parents' basement, promise!"
"Go ahead and kiss me--what, are you afraid this might get posted on the internet? Geez, you are paranoid!"
"I swear I look like Natalie Portman under this mask"
Posted by: jd at April 23, 2006 01:39 PM (uT71O)
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1. Is that a lightsabre in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
2. By marrying a storm trooper to his geek-rebel lover, Gavin Newsome tests the Empire's "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
3. Promo for "Brokeback Imperial Star Destroyer"
Posted by: Don Long at April 23, 2006 02:28 PM (QdMA1)
Posted by: yo at April 23, 2006 03:05 PM (fkcf6)
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"I wish I knew how to quit you, TK421!"
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2006 03:08 PM (wZLWV)
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"So, uh... any more back home like you?"
Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 23, 2006 03:25 PM (tGTSA)
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"This man is a member of the Rebel Dalliance."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 23, 2006 03:26 PM (tGTSA)
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After meeting Stormtrooper Eduardo, John knew there would be no more Hand Solos.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 23, 2006 03:28 PM (tGTSA)
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The latest technological leap in chastity belts was a father's dream come true.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 23, 2006 03:31 PM (tGTSA)
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Who can top the Hand Solo? What's the point in going on?
Oh, well, why not.
"Once you go clone army, you don't go back"
"Kisses like a wookie, but hung like an ewok"
Posted by: jd at April 23, 2006 03:43 PM (uT71O)
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TK421, why aren't you at your post?
Posted by: RepJ at April 23, 2006 06:20 PM (wZLWV)
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"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at April 23, 2006 06:31 PM (DdRjH)
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The force is an enegy field created by all living things. The force surrounds us it binds us together.
Shut up and kiss me you fool.
Posted by: Howie at April 23, 2006 07:33 PM (JZT+E)
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As the embraced reached it's climax, The good Dr. wondered to himself if now would be a good time for that reach around.
Posted by: justme at April 23, 2006 09:28 PM (y/5U+)
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I suddenly do not have the desire to keep this blog bookmarked anymore!
Posted by: Dan at April 24, 2006 03:47 AM (Z2OsI)
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Go away for a while and strange things happen around here ...
In a Seinfeld moment .... not that there's anything wrong with it.
Posted by: hondo at April 24, 2006 05:49 AM (gdxQ2)
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"I see your schwartz is as big as mine."
"These aren't the droids we're looking for...but you'll do!"
Bring on the fatwas!
Posted by: Venom at April 24, 2006 08:56 AM (dbxVM)
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1) The Bad guy's notorious lack of aim allowed the good doctor time to slip in and deploy his "stealth weapon."
2) The Stormtrooper was starting to regret saying he would do "anything" to get an audition with the Village People.
3) Hey, even faceless cogs of a vast Imperial regime need love, too.
4) With the growing nuclear threat in Iran, the good doctor enters into "negotiations" for advanced weapondry.
Posted by: D.P at April 24, 2006 09:23 AM (y6n8O)
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MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU
Posted by: R CROSS at April 24, 2006 09:30 AM (gyd7+)
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"Luke, I am your father."
"That's no moon..."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 24, 2006 10:27 AM (YthPI)
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1.) The 1,000,000th customer at the first intergalactic Y.M.C.A. is greeted in style.
2.) Things get a little interesting after a misunderstood conversation involving the phrase "Show me that furry little Ewok you've been hiding."
Posted by: D.P. at April 24, 2006 12:44 PM (wZLWV)
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These are not the tonsils you're looking for....
These aren't the tonsils we're looking for.
Move along....
Move along, move along.
Posted by: SPO at April 24, 2006 02:35 PM (OZn2O)
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Thanks. I will send you the bill from my therapist!
Posted by: Macktastick Rusty Wicked at April 24, 2006 05:46 PM (JQjhA)
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I've been fatwaded, moehamed can kiss my pork excreting asci.
Posted by: SPO at April 24, 2006 06:58 PM (YPd/2)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 26, 2006 09:28 AM (38SbB)
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