February 03, 2006
And Now A Word From Our Sponsor
We are pleased to introduce noted star of the big and little screen, Mohammed the Prophet. Star of such blockbuster hits as "The Siege" and "Executive Decision." Emmy award winning star of "Flight 93" and various episodes of "24."
Hello, O brothers. I have come with a couple of questions for you.
After a hard day of marching, flag burning, and chanting "Death to America, Israel, Denmark, and Vanutu!" do you find it hard to unwind?
After a hot, rough day in the Bekaa valley, training for your martyrdom mission, do you find it tough to relax and enjoy a good soccer game on the television?
Fret not, O holy warrior, for I have just the thing for you...
Fris Vodka. That's right, imported from the great nation of Denmark, this super premium vodka is freeze distilled by master distillers commissioned by appointment to the royal Danish court. But don't take my word for it, take theirs...
After a hot day preparing detonators and wiring IEDs, I greet my husband at the door with a Fris martini. It helps him wind down after a hard day, so that we can ululate all night, baby!
I was a kindergarten teacher before I found Fris. Now, after a drink or two, I can behead the infidel in my sleep!
Shhh...don't tell anyone, but my daddy loves his Fris in a Cosmo! He mixes them in the hollowed out skull of an apostate!
There you have it, brothers and sisters. Purchase Fris Vodka, and other fine Danish products, in a store near you. And that's not just a request, that's a fatwa!
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Hello, O brothers. I have come with a couple of questions for you.
After a hard day of marching, flag burning, and chanting "Death to America, Israel, Denmark, and Vanutu!" do you find it hard to unwind?
After a hot, rough day in the Bekaa valley, training for your martyrdom mission, do you find it tough to relax and enjoy a good soccer game on the television?
Fret not, O holy warrior, for I have just the thing for you...
Fris Vodka. That's right, imported from the great nation of Denmark, this super premium vodka is freeze distilled by master distillers commissioned by appointment to the royal Danish court. But don't take my word for it, take theirs...
After a hot day preparing detonators and wiring IEDs, I greet my husband at the door with a Fris martini. It helps him wind down after a hard day, so that we can ululate all night, baby!
I was a kindergarten teacher before I found Fris. Now, after a drink or two, I can behead the infidel in my sleep!
Shhh...don't tell anyone, but my daddy loves his Fris in a Cosmo! He mixes them in the hollowed out skull of an apostate!
There you have it, brothers and sisters. Purchase Fris Vodka, and other fine Danish products, in a store near you. And that's not just a request, that's a fatwa!
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LOL@"He mixes them in the hollowed out skull of an apostate!"
hahahaha
Posted by: patrickafir at February 03, 2006 06:47 PM (NiM3Z)
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lmao! outrageous.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 03, 2006 07:08 PM (8e/V4)
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ululate all night??? OMG!!!
Bad boy Vinnie. Bad boy!
Posted by: LindaSoG at February 03, 2006 07:18 PM (AaRXW)
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Might I highly recommend a killer dreampop band out of Denmark, Mew.
http://www.mewsite.com/site_fr.html
Mouse over the options at the top and make your own 'noise pop'
I still don't have a fatwa issued against me, and I'm getting f'ing pissed.
Posted by: Jeremy at February 03, 2006 08:16 PM (YHJZp)
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Forgot to link to video from Danish band Mew:
http://www.sonymusiceurope.com/cgi-bin/multimedia/wmwax?snymusiclocalwm.fplive.net&snymusiclocal/m/mew/amiwry/video/3.wmv
(need RA to watch)
Oh, and did I mention my middle name is Dane? No, seriously.
Posted by: Jeremy at February 03, 2006 08:25 PM (YHJZp)
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and oh yeah...
Crank it up.
Posted by: Jeremy at February 03, 2006 08:26 PM (YHJZp)
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After 6 Carlsberg Gold I have nothing smart to say.
Posted by: V at February 03, 2006 08:43 PM (BeTNH)
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Heroic. Simply heroic. Well played, Vinnie.
And is it just me, or does Muhammad look a little... "bad gay" in those depictions? Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course...
Posted by: Wine-aholic at February 04, 2006 12:52 AM (lTMiH)
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Excellent (and very funny). You are posting what the U.S. State Department should be saying. Forget the "tolerance". This is our enemy.
Posted by: Frank at February 04, 2006 06:46 AM (4bXy6)
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Nicely done Mr. Bond.
You win this round.
But watch your back.
Fatwas, like revenge, are best served cold.
Posted by: Rusty at February 04, 2006 11:36 AM (JQjhA)
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"After 6 Carlsberg Gold I have nothing smart to say."
Oftentimes, actions speak louder than words...well done.
Posted by: Jeremy at February 04, 2006 02:54 PM (/y/CD)
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Its jokes like this that makes Wahabbi Islamic Fundamentalists want to kill infidels. Muslims don't drink, they don't have pictures of the Prophet Mohammed and they don't all want to destroy the West. How do you think Catholics would like it if you had cartoons about the Pope having gay sex? How do you think Buddhists would feel if you had pictures of the Dali Lama wearing a shirt that said Mao is my leader? Somethings are just purposely offensive.
Posted by: Brian at February 04, 2006 03:30 PM (1svsG)
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Catholics don't blow up children when you make fun of the Pope. Buddhists don't torch your embassy when you mock the Dalai Lama. Jews don't kidnap your son and cut off his head when you draw a crude cartoon of Moses. They just shrug and write you off as an idiot.
Non-Muslims can't defend Islam anymore. If Islam is worth saving, then the Muslims need to produce some extremist maniacs from the other end of the bell curve and prove it.
Posted by: George guy at February 04, 2006 10:10 PM (lKfAX)
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Outrageous! (And funny!)
Posted by: gunjam at February 04, 2006 10:12 PM (2x+9Q)
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Brian, you mean some Muslims don't drink, and some Muslims don't have images of Mohammed. I personally know some Muslims who imbibe infrequently, just like myself, and many images of Mohammed are made and sold in Islamic countries, including Iran. So don't try to sell your load of crap here. You come off as nothing but an appeaser, and that isn't popular around here right now.
Posted by: jesusland joe at February 05, 2006 12:14 AM (rUyw4)
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I think the Burhka ain't working.
This lady looks mysterious and has beautiful eyes.
Does bring out the urge to know more about her and
see if the rest is as nice as the eyes.
Posted by: paul at February 05, 2006 04:11 PM (xbjMA)
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Man, I didn't realize Mohammered was gay until I saw your fine pictures ... I wonder if this is why Muslimes don't want us to see pics of their profuckt?
Posted by: Chup at February 08, 2006 09:55 PM (8IbGo)
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