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I should write a book too!
Posted by: Leatherneck at March 07, 2006 04:00 PM (D2g/j)
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I sort of see your point. But doesn't she also sort of look like she used to be a man? (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)
Posted by: Flea at March 07, 2006 04:03 PM (6DXtQ)
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Flea scared me there I had to research that. Nope she's a girl have better pic in extended.
Posted by: Howie at March 07, 2006 04:15 PM (S7XMT)
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Check out that massive scar on her right arm. It looks like she almost got her arm cut off.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 07, 2006 04:16 PM (8e/V4)
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Carlos: Yeah that suckers huge!
Posted by: Howie at March 07, 2006 04:19 PM (S7XMT)
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See what happens when you get a Fatwa? Everyone will buy your book, you make millions, and presto a beautiful women appears.
Posted by: Leatherneck at March 07, 2006 05:47 PM (D2g/j)
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That scar could be an overzealous lovebite. I mean, he is a bit shorter than her, therefore, there may be other "scars" around her midrift.
Posted by: Jester at March 07, 2006 06:07 PM (QKZX5)
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She got the scar in a car accident (just in case ya'll are wondering). She
is beautiful. He's not exactly prince charming, but we women aren't always drawn to outer beauty.
Posted by: Oyster at March 07, 2006 06:15 PM (YudAC)
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He's not exactly prince charming, but we women aren't always drawn to outer beauty.
Oyster:
his $ bank balance $?
/runs
Posted by: cdave at March 07, 2006 07:06 PM (CcXvt)
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She can fatwa, fitna, shirk, and jihad me.
Posted by: Chip at March 07, 2006 09:29 PM (9VozQ)
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A mot'e with possible nikka isn't out of the question, but only with a model to be named later, a first round pick, and picking up the contract on my existing wife.
/she can't see me right now
Posted by: Chip at March 07, 2006 09:35 PM (9VozQ)
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Holy Shitski Batman!
Man oh Manischewitz!
I would bang her even more than once for Allah
Posted by: Steve Sharon at March 07, 2006 10:06 PM (USZvA)
Posted by: Bob at March 07, 2006 10:08 PM (3PoOZ)
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Gee, Howie, you should have just done a caption contest.
Posted by: Vinnie at March 07, 2006 11:00 PM (f289O)
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Great MoMo's beard, she's hot!
...and Bob, that was classic!
Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at March 08, 2006 03:57 AM (maXzk)
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cdave, okay. Maybe I'm just speaking for myself here. To me, money is nice, but it ain't everything. It seems she has her own money though.
Posted by: Oyster at March 08, 2006 06:51 AM (YudAC)
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Speaking as an "old guy" who is more blubber than buff anymore, and who shouldn't be able to compete with the young studs, I personally have no trouble in charming the hell out of girls young enough to be my daughters, should I be so inclined, so maybe he's just got a smooth game.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 08, 2006 07:25 AM (0yYS2)
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Much like my husband, IM. Although it took him 2 1/2 years to get me to go out with him he had no problem dating in the meantime.
Posted by: Oyster at March 08, 2006 07:28 AM (YudAC)
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Is it me or have her boobs shrunk?
Posted by: jvon at March 08, 2006 07:37 AM (yaOF3)
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The attraction is obvious, 100's of million muslim men want to lock her up and/or dress her in a burkha.
This guy is a little more amusing. Girls want to have fun.
Posted by: Fred at March 08, 2006 08:02 AM (VBaaf)
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so he's Salman Rushdie. But who is she? aside from Mrs. Rushdie, I mean. And I agree with Fred. Marry him, get to live in Paris and London in style. Stay home and get an acid attack. Not a tough decision, really.
Posted by: amyc at March 08, 2006 08:23 AM (d4MD5)
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But doesn't she also sort of look like she used to be a man?
Hell, no- I know what aftermarket boobies look like, those are the real thing.
What on earth do men look like where you're from?
Posted by: rosignol at March 08, 2006 08:25 AM (ofA/v)
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And the answer is:
For those of you who don't understand it's the Fatwa. It's the death threats, It's all that plus whatever else.
All women are vunerable to
Bad Boy Syndrome at some time and thank God for that.
Posted by: Howie at March 08, 2006 08:26 AM (D3+20)
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I'll be your personal boob fashion advisor. No, the breasts haven't shrunk, IMHO. The dress just smooshed them down. You're welcome.
Posted by: amyc at March 08, 2006 08:27 AM (d4MD5)
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Speaking of fashion advisors, the Manolo claims it's all about
the bait.
Posted by: Del at March 08, 2006 08:38 AM (9XgVI)
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Whoa nelly! Imagine getting forced to go into hiding with her! If I was Mr. Rushdie, I'd have massage oil piped to my bunker for life and the world would never see me again. He da man.
Posted by: Graeme at March 08, 2006 09:12 AM (qR32H)
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You'd all be surprised how in my business I see many absolutely drop-dead beautiful girls marrying completely unimpressive guys, but there are a lot of girls who realize that vanity is fleeting, and anyway, a plain guy will worship her as a goddess, whereas a "hot" guy would regard her as just another girl he can have.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 08, 2006 10:48 AM (0yYS2)
Posted by: Oyster at March 08, 2006 11:00 AM (rf0W8)
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Durka durka.
Mohammed would hit that. Twice.
Posted by: Mohammed at March 08, 2006 12:47 PM (65Ard)
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http://members.fortunecity.com/noops279/fcnoops_padma_lakshmi.html
She was also just on the cover of Newsweek. Indian model and actress
Hubba Hubba !
Posted by: memphis761 at March 08, 2006 01:20 PM (D3+20)
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Even the look on his face in the top pic says "Yep...I'm doing a model. I hate to toot my own horn, but Beep Beep...."
/try to imagine it oozing self-satisfaction.
Posted by: Bill at March 08, 2006 02:12 PM (5j3FI)
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Yeah Bill, he's the man, and he knows it. Magnificent Bastard.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 08, 2006 04:28 PM (0yYS2)
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See what you get when you issue a manifesto against Islamic totalitarianism?
Click here to sign it.
Posted by: Douglas at March 09, 2006 12:51 AM (4VjT9)
Posted by: Oyster at March 09, 2006 06:56 AM (YudAC)
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