February 05, 2006
And Now A PBUHlic Service Announcement
Ladies and gentlemen, I am Mohammed Theprophet (PBUM), here to talk to you about a distressing situation in the world of fine art and high culture.
As you well know, I have had several supporting roles in such movies as "The Siege," "Executive Decision," and "The Delta Force" trilogy. I also had a prominent role in the television drama "Flight 93" and various episodes of "24." So I can talk about the arts from an insider's perspective. And what I see in the art world today distresses me greatly.
Danish porn. That's right, thanks to the internet, which values quantity over quality, the fine art of good Danish porn is rapidly disappearing from the scene. Any schlub with a camera and a halfway decent-looking girlfriend can start an internet porn site, but there will never be another gift to pornography like Danish porn. And I have enlisted a powerful friend to help me raise awareness to this awful travesty. Ruholla?
He (PBUH) is right. When I was exiled in France, I sampled porn from all around the continent. There was no porn like Danish porn. And now that I'm in Hell, and all they let us have is midget trannie bondage porn, I miss the great Danish porn that much more.
So, brothers and sisters, I beg you, I beseech you, support Denmark. Support the great Danes, and buy Danish porn.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am Mohammed Theprophet (PBUM), here to talk to you about a distressing situation in the world of fine art and high culture.
As you well know, I have had several supporting roles in such movies as "The Siege," "Executive Decision," and "The Delta Force" trilogy. I also had a prominent role in the television drama "Flight 93" and various episodes of "24." So I can talk about the arts from an insider's perspective. And what I see in the art world today distresses me greatly.
We are losing a valuable gem in the world of art. A beautiful flower amongst the dead petals of contemporary popular culture. This wonderful, yet disappearing art form is, of course
Danish porn. That's right, thanks to the internet, which values quantity over quality, the fine art of good Danish porn is rapidly disappearing from the scene. Any schlub with a camera and a halfway decent-looking girlfriend can start an internet porn site, but there will never be another gift to pornography like Danish porn. And I have enlisted a powerful friend to help me raise awareness to this awful travesty. Ruholla?
He (PBUH) is right. When I was exiled in France, I sampled porn from all around the continent. There was no porn like Danish porn. And now that I'm in Hell, and all they let us have is midget trannie bondage porn, I miss the great Danish porn that much more.
So, brothers and sisters, I beg you, I beseech you, support Denmark. Support the great Danes, and buy Danish porn.
PBUH, out.
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What's up with the compassionate head tilt?
Posted by: jesusland joe at February 05, 2006 11:23 PM (rUyw4)
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I still can't believe they're burning embassies over care-freakin-toons. My Jordanian roommate once told me that the most popular TV show in Jordan was the Gong Show, but when people watched it no one laughed. They just sat around staring at the tube with a grim expression on their faces. It sounded impossibly strange at the time, but now I think I understand. It's like the painful experience of a young girl who shows up for the Prom in a hand-me-down dress with a big drek stain on the front. God, thinking Muslims must be totally mortified... like they've been shoved out the front door absent their pants. Even the America-hating Left is cracking up.
They're burning embassies over cartoons. That's just off the foolishness scale, completely.
Posted by: Demosophist at February 06, 2006 12:12 AM (VR353)
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Vinnie
Interesting isn't it - places like Denmark being in the vanguard of giving the West accessiblity and legitimacy of Pornography - and not just any porn. They were for a long time ground zero for kiddieporn - till forced deeper underground - they remain the king of beastial*** - now must complete with the Germans for the fringe SM and fetish crowds.
I could go on in other areas besides sex - say like drugs - whatever - but why bother. Denmark and much of Europe have deep societal "problems" just under the suface.
What the islamists have done is simply draw our attention to life in Europe - maybe its time we started to take a closer look at Europe in general before we re-crowd them as the heartland of Western civilization.
Posted by: hondo at February 06, 2006 12:19 AM (3aakz)
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This board kicks out the strangest works as inappropriate like beast...! What's up with that?
Posted by: hondo at February 06, 2006 12:21 AM (3aakz)
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Hondo:
Our societal "problems" are not under the surface. And openness on sexuality is not part of these problems, but part of the solution.
Every society has its child molesters. In one recent case in Denmark, a "father" prostituted his 10 year old daughter. Seven of the customers who are now charged - were turks! According to the newspapers these turks had no understanding that fucking a 10 year old girl could be in any way more wrong that fucking any other hole. So my guess is child molestation is far more widespread in muslim countries, it is just not perceived as such. My guess is that their fucked up views of sexuality are a great part of the reason for this.
And where was it now, that raped women are being punished for adultery? Oh, right.
-Lasse
Posted by: Lasse Hillerøe Petersen at February 06, 2006 08:15 AM (AkzEQ)
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aw to think that the smiley faced little rag head grew up to be the cause of so much hate and death in this world-peace be upon him........................
Posted by: ian uk at February 06, 2006 10:56 AM (GhCfc)
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Lasse
I haven't forgotten theat prior to all this there was (and is) a deep cultural divide between the US and Europe. Incredibly tame compared to thre current situation , eh?
These are your muslims - they didn't simply materialize out of nowhere overnight - you deal with them.
Posted by: hondo at February 06, 2006 03:23 PM (3aakz)
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