March 29, 2006
Here Goes, the following events occurred yesterday at the Tatooine Bureau between 8 am and 9 amÂ…. Howie: Rusty IÂ’m converting, can you hand me that new Koran go got over there?
Rusty : Here you go Howie.
Howie: Whew man! This thing reeks, What the hell is that stuff all over our Koran?
Rusty : ItÂ’s a special piss blend I made. Me, See-Dub, and old tom cat really gives it a kick. You like it?
Howie : Ughh, How did you get the cat toÂ….never mind.
Pages turning.
Howie makes comment: Rusty, this stuff reads like the ranting of an old drunken Charles Manson.
Rusty : Yeah pretty much.
Howie: There is not god but Allah and Mohammad is his prophet. Now I need to pray, which way to the idol? Err Uh, I mean Mecca.
Rusty : That way Howie.
Howie : OK thanks. Does this idol not suck? I mean itÂ’s a box. Can we not get something cooler like a nude statue of Angelina Jolie?
Howie : Man Rusty, for some reason I keep wanting to blow us all up and that nanny goat out back is looking pretty hot. IÂ’ve got to convert back to Christianity and fast. YPB can you do my baptism?
YBP appears with a glowing light surrounding his head : I think so, but are you not Baptist. How do I do that.
Howie: You have to dunk me.
YBP: Do you Howie accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?
Howie: Yes sir!
YBP : Ok, Let us pray.
And YPB lets loose with a very eloquent prayer and then : In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Ghost I baptize thee Howie.
Rusty after a couple minutes: Uh YBP I think you are supposed to let him up otherwise itÂ’s called drowning not baptism.
Greg from corner of room, Greg is always standing in the corner here : No leave him in, leave him in! If he doesnÂ’t drown it proves he is a witch or JOOOooooo controlled android.
YBP: OK, IÂ’m kind of new at this part. Greg, be nice.
Howie: Praise the Lord! IÂ’m saved!
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