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April 29, 2005

Zebra + Donkey = ZONKEY

Barbados giving Tijuana a run for it's money? Young Bourbon Professional sends me this news about a new 'zonkey' show. Maybe they're just trying to save money. You know, so they don't have to paint those donkeys in TJ. Plus, notice the article doesn't ask the hard questions. You know, like, what does it taste like? AP:

It's male. But what is it? A zonkey? A deebra? That's the debate in Barbados since a zebra gave birth to a foal sired by a donkey.
Alex was born April 21, a milk-chocolate brown creature with the black stripes of a zebra on his ears and legs. His face looks more like a horse, with a distinctive black "V" patch on the forehead.
"It's really funny and a little bit freaky," said Natalie Harvey, a 29-year-old waitress. "I was stunned to hear about such a weird thing happening here."
While zebra hybrids are not uncommon, most Barbadians have never seen anything like Alex.
His mother, Allison, is one of two zebras brought to the Caribbean island from Botswana, in southern Africa, in the early 1990s. The other is George and both live at Highland, a six-acre ranch where goats, sheep, ducks and donkeys roam free.
George, however, suffered a long illness, and Allison became friendly with a donkey.
"We knew she was with foal but were not sure who the father was," said Philip Atwell, the head of Highland ranch.

The slippery slope of gay marriage begins. Anyway, I'm thinking of starting a new blog: Zonkey Butchers

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1 It's open season for animal owners with God complexes, folks! I can hear the Left now: What do you get when you cross a president with a chimp? Wait! We already have that!

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 09:01 AM (x+5JB)

2 Greg,YBP, What is the position of the Catholic Church on this?

Posted by: Brad at April 29, 2005 09:10 AM (HoSBk)

3 Brad: I have no idea. It's so bizarre, I don't know if there is one. Do they have a Dept. of Animal Affairs? Seriously though, from a practical standpoint, who knows what kind of genetic problems might be down the road for these novelty animals. I can see potential for abuse.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 09:17 AM (x+5JB)

4 Should this not be called a zule not zonkey although zonkey sounds better.

Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 09:18 AM (D3+20)

5 Most likely the hybrid will be sterile like a mule.

Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 09:20 AM (D3+20)

6 Brad, I doubt the Church has an opinion on this. This was a naturally occuring event. We're all used to hybridizing a horse with a donkey to produce a mule. Mules are infertile. It is likely that the Zonkey is also infertile.

Posted by: greg at April 29, 2005 09:21 AM (/+dAV)

7 Howie, jinx

Posted by: greg at April 29, 2005 09:26 AM (/+dAV)

8 I think Greg is right. The poor thing is infertile. (The zonkey, not Greg.) We all know the purpose for mules. I wonder what void this poor creature will fill? At least it was not a forced "marriage," with some wacko standing by with a shotgun to make sure the two critters get it on.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 09:30 AM (x+5JB)

9 What do you get when you cross a donkey with a liberal? $5 from the liberal.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 09:34 AM (x+5JB)

10 yep jinx is right. I always thought the worst job in the world has to be the guy that "guides" the stud horse to the mare from underneath both while breeding race horses. This is done to prevent injury as horses get kind of upset while mating and injury is common. The other bad job has to be the "catcher" that catches the studs "genetic material" when they put the stud up on a fake mare extract the semen. Since it is pick on greg day. Greg thinking about a career change????

Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 09:36 AM (D3+20)

11 Howie: Greg probably has his hands full at the moment.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 09:38 AM (x+5JB)

12 Both of 'em.

Posted by: greg at April 29, 2005 09:50 AM (/+dAV)

13 YBP how many empties you got? Having a bottling party Sunday evening. That is if the stuff will stop bubbling. Wife says each bubble says "too much yeast mike". Also I think that catcher job may be white collar. Well not at first.

Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 09:54 AM (D3+20)

14 Howie: I'll be there with an empty jug, just like Rooster Cogburn. Greg: You didn't miss a beat.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 10:00 AM (x+5JB)

15 "Greg thinking about a career change???? "-Howie Yeah, I'd like to be the only male on the planet Boosmak.

Posted by: greg at April 29, 2005 10:00 AM (/+dAV)

16 Goldang! This is just like that feak of an ocean mammal wholphin hybrid, 'cept it's more like a mule. See the dang Wholphin can reproduce, unlike the sterile mule. So, the real issue is whether this thing can reproduce and will it be as fast as genetically engineered atlantic salmon?

Posted by: Editor at April 29, 2005 10:23 AM (adpJH)

17 Ya say fill er up, huh. Little woman said the other day, "You will not be giving that away to all your stupid friends you bastard!!!". Now you know why I have all the empties. God I hope she hates it. Seems like every time I get the notion to have a little nip or two my bottle is empty. I think giving it away is almost as fun as drinking it myself. Spread the Joy I always say.

Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 10:34 AM (D3+20)

18 My Pet WHAT?

Posted by: Mr. Kurtz at April 29, 2005 10:36 AM (u9yCK)

19 Q: What do you get when you mate Filthy AllahÂ’s livestock with FinnÂ’s dog? A: A goat that barks all day long and wants to hump Scott BiaoÂ’s leg.

Posted by: Brad at April 29, 2005 11:22 AM (HoSBk)

20 "We all know the purpose for mules. I wonder what void this poor creature will fill?" It will provide delicious meals for lions without all of those confusing stripes. Apparently the lions have a much stronger lobby than the zebras.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at April 29, 2005 11:24 AM (/XWKc)

21 Just another example, a male "Whatever" will screw ANYTHING that'll stand (or lay) still! Heheheheheheh . . . . . . .

Posted by: large at April 29, 2005 12:13 PM (VRK2g)

22 Zonkeys and zonies (a zebra/mustang pony cross) have been around for years at Grant's Farm in St. Louis. They're supposedly very sweet, gentle animals. And, yes, like mules, they're the end of that particular genetic line.

Posted by: Beth at April 29, 2005 12:14 PM (OuxiY)

23 Beth, By 'sweet' do you mean 'tasty'? Just askin.....

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 29, 2005 12:15 PM (JQjhA)

24 Those pricks in the office are going to get it when they return from lunch tampering little bastards. Rusty if you would be so kind as to remove the post with my other email address. Thanks, Howie

Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 01:04 PM (D3+20)

25 Howie LOL Work mates! you gotta love them! I still cant stop laughing.......... I love Bin Laden. Hope your in charge cos they'll be working very late tonight i guess! Cheered me up that did!

Posted by: sparky at April 29, 2005 01:16 PM (F1nba)

26 It's not so much the name that bothers me it's the email address. Next time the little punks code breaks in the middle of the night guess who won't be taking the call. We do have a blast, revenge is required in this case I believe as office pranks go. I would post his email but I tend not to do shit like that. I'm # 2 on my team. he is about #6.

Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 01:26 PM (D3+20)

27 Wow # 1 just asked for a volunteer to work 3 nights in a row. I emailed why I though Brian would be the best choice and I would like to volunter him for this very very tiring and 3rd shift task.

Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 02:14 PM (D3+20)

28 Howie: That's it--kick Brian's ass, the little sneak. "You will not be giving that away to all your stupid friends you bastard" Hey, the little woman sounds a tad hostile here...

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 02:32 PM (x+5JB)

29 Brad: What do you get when you cross Filthy's idol with a ewe? Scott BAAAAAAA-YO.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 02:39 PM (x+5JB)

30 YBP you have no idea really. She is a obsessive compulsive paranoid schitzo with psychotic tendencies but she has a great ass. Why is it that the good ones are always a freaking nut? She is faithful and a pretty darn good wife overall but she is quite difficult. Dr tried to help her with it once to which she replied "I am not crazy its you who is crazy". Classic. Some day Howie just may come up missing. Get me a nice bike and just dissappear. Dream on Howie. I'm getting used to having to turn around and go back home and check every light switch & the coffee pot. I have also learned to tune out the ugly comments that stream continuously from her mouth. Our boy is 10 now come on 18. But her mother is Satan and I'm serious. She is just like spawn of Satan. I could tell you stories that will curl your hair. Ain't love grand??

Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 03:01 PM (D3+20)

31 YBP, Filthy Allah is a great man and I must now ban myself for making jokes about his animals.

Posted by: Brad at April 29, 2005 03:13 PM (aUEhc)

32 Brad: Perhaps it is best. One does not the wrath of Filthy upon oneself.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 04:05 PM (6xMSA)

33 "she has a great ass" Howie: I can see where your priorities are! Well, I don't blame you. There's simple medication for this condition, which MANY people have. Nothing for her to be ashamed of. She doesn't admit there's a problem, right? Without it, it may get better or worse. A girlfriend from the past had a mom the same way--a nice person, but she thought people were comunicating with her through clicks on the phone and through the TV. The mom's father talked about knowing the date of the end of the world and collected large rocks which he kept in the basement. Hang in there, friend, and don't give up.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 04:14 PM (6xMSA)

34 What is the position of the Catholic Church on this? Why, missionary, of course!

Posted by: Laura at April 29, 2005 04:28 PM (L3PPO)

35 Laura: That's good!

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 04:42 PM (6xMSA)

36 YBP thanks for the encouragement. You may have noticed that I have scruples. While I may not be the the model citizen I am certainly dedicated to my commitment and to my young un. I would not worry too much about me. I'm tough as nails. No easy way out for me. It makes it easier when you know she is "just that way". Hey I'm outta here have a great weekend.

Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 05:00 PM (D3+20)

37 "The slippery slope of gay marriage begins." Rusty: You jest, but I'm seriously waiting for the day when someone is going to want to marry a zonkey.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 05:11 PM (6xMSA)

38 LOOK THERE DADDY DO YOU SEE THERES A HORSE IN STRIPED PAJAMMAS ooooo it kinda looks like what they used to show on LETS MAKE A DEAL a real ZONKie

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April 28, 2005

Moonbats in Seattle: "Let's Ruin Newspaper Dispensers"

"Freeze the Media Day" is when people all around the country drop superglue and toothpicks into the money slots of slimy corperate media newspaper dispensers.....Indy Media Watch has more

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1 How would those hippies like it if I spiked their weeeeed with a horse laxative. Flippin dirty hippies!

Posted by: Ob Snooks at April 28, 2005 09:27 AM (yBHNA)

2 I wonder if all that work makes them sleepy. I am sure they will just get a pick me up at Starbucks using daddy's debit card. One mocha-double frap with extra soy milk keeps a body going!

Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 28, 2005 09:51 AM (Wsn+K)

3 These anarcho-hippies have a real knack for public relations. Regular folks adore them.

Posted by: Carlos at April 28, 2005 09:54 AM (8e/V4)

4 Newspapaers? What are they? I follow our fearless leaders lead and stopped reading newspapers a long time ago.

Posted by: Max at April 28, 2005 09:55 AM (HFKAk)

5 I ... stopped reading newspapers a long time ago. Well hell -- you obviously have an Internet connection, so why would you collect piles of paper in your house, 99% of the content of which no person ever reads anyway (a different 99% for each person, of course)? I get two newspapers at my house -- the local daily that isn't usefullt online anyway, and a quasi-local weekly that is delivered free on Friday mornings. Everything else I read online. They're not newspapers if there's no paper involved.

Posted by: McGehee at April 28, 2005 10:37 AM (S504z)

6 May they superglue their hand to their flacid little phallus. Happy Birthday Sadam. Iraq has a new cabinet.

Posted by: Howie at April 28, 2005 10:39 AM (D3+20)

7 I got Saddam a tub of anal ease for his birthday. Can't wait to see the look on his face when Chemical Ali lubes up for some baathist lovin!

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 28, 2005 11:08 AM (yBHNA)

8 I'm getting the impression that Filthy works in the "anal ease" and "butt grease" factory. Newspapers... who needs 'em?

Posted by: greg at April 28, 2005 11:17 AM (/+dAV)

9 It's nice when stupid stands up so we can all have a look.

Posted by: Defense Guy at April 28, 2005 11:53 AM (jPCiN)

10 Yes Greg, I do. Right next to your mama.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 28, 2005 12:04 PM (yBHNA)

11 I hear Greg's mom works in Product testing. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Obsnooks at April 28, 2005 12:04 PM (yBHNA)

12 Hmmm... considering that the evil corporate newpapers are about 99.999% rabidly liberal, anti-American Pravda wannabes, maybe this should be called Cutting Off Our Noses To Spite Our Faces Day. Liberals are so stupid, they don't even know who their friends are.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at April 28, 2005 12:48 PM (0yYS2)

13 You guys are a riot.

Posted by: Howie at April 28, 2005 12:53 PM (D3+20)

14 Maximus, Your right. Check out the editorial page of the Seattle Post Intelligencer WWW.SEATTLEPI.COM. The Seattle PI is know as Seattle Pravda Isvista. Why would lefties want to stop this rag with Joel Connely and the Cartoonist David Horsey attacking the GOP every day? I say have at it you tree huggers. It may keep them from scratching the cars of Republicians for a day of so.

Posted by: Brad at April 28, 2005 01:05 PM (HoSBk)

15 "I hear Greg's mom works in Product testing."-OB'sNookie She does. She butt fucks Filthy with her 8 inch clit as display of dominance over him. But Filthy's cool with it. Who am I to interfere? The woman gave me the gift of life.

Posted by: greg at April 28, 2005 01:47 PM (/+dAV)

16 I would volunteer to teach those at Seattle IndyMedia how to spell.

Posted by: Oyster at April 28, 2005 04:30 PM (fl6E1)

17 The Sun-Sentinel said the is NOT reasonable cause to support the claim and the Herald said there IS reasonable cause. I wonder which it is. And I always hate it when people wait for a long period of time to file a suit, conveniently waiting just long enough for any witnesses to be unavailable and for memories to become fuzzy. I'm in the restaurant business and I see this all the time. And it always amazes me that these people who file such claims never did anything wrong to provoke anyone. It's more likely that Denny's was just busy at 2am. That's when the bars close and everyone goes out for breakfast. Their food probably took a long time and they likely got obnoxious. I see this all the time too. I'm one of those sitting there with a buzz, waiting for my breakfast. However, I don't get obnoxious. I'm a happy drunk.

Posted by: Oyster at April 28, 2005 04:47 PM (fl6E1)

18 Crap. Wrong post. Sorry. Please delete.

Posted by: Oyster at April 28, 2005 04:51 PM (fl6E1)

19 Now that I think of it, the liberal idiots who planned this remind me of the People's Liberation Front of Judea Crack Suicide Squad from Monty Python's Life of Brian.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at April 28, 2005 05:14 PM (0yYS2)

20 Monty Python fucking rules! "Bring out yer dead..." *whack*

Posted by: steven baber at April 28, 2005 09:29 PM (FogDg)

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April 26, 2005

Jessica Alba and Cameron Diaz 'Bed Buddies' (orgle llamas)

Via the Imperial Minister of Women's Objectification, Ghost of a Flea, this Sun Article. Be sure to scroll past the article to see an image from Cameron Diaz's personal photojournal of her and Alba together and one more of Cameron Diaz orgling a llama. more...

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April 19, 2005

Since When is 2,000 Years of Tradition Radical?

Andrew Sullivan is an idiot. Period.

Jeff G sums up my thoughts exactly:

Now, IÂ’m no CatholicÂ—and I ainÂ’t really religiousÂ—but I suspect the point of following a religion in the first place is to actually believe in the thing. And so were I gay, and you decided from your perspective as a Catholic that because I put my thingie into the DevilÂ’s slot, I will burn in a lake of fire for eternity, thatÂ’s cool by meÂ—just so long as you donÂ’t drop a stone wall on me in order to hasten the process.

And while Andrew Sullivan calls 2000 years of tradition 'radicalism....

Saudis Give 14,200 Lashes for 'Gay Wedding' Party
John Aravosis and Michael Rogers ruin the lives of gay Republicans
Saudis behead two more gay men
10,000 Reward Offered for Proof Gannon Had Gay Sex Top Officials
The Prime Minister of Malaysia Gets Jail Time for Sodomy
Zanzabar Gives 25 years for gay sex

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April 18, 2005

The Ann Coulter Beaver Shot

So Ann Coulter's Time magazine photo is all the controversy. So I FINALLY find the pic every one is talking about, but I have to scroll up to see it.

First, the feet:

Good Lord!! Do those belong to the Wicked Witch of the West or What? I'll grant that Coulter has big feet, but come-on! Either Coulter and Shaq where the same shoe size or these photos are seriously distorted.

Anyway, as I said, I'm scrolling up to see the photos. Next come the ankles and shins: more...

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1 I wonder why they decided to take seriously somoene who managed to get themselves fired from the national review.

Posted by: actus at April 18, 2005 09:56 PM (0HUw1)

2 actus, sounds like jealousy.

Posted by: Carlos at April 18, 2005 10:20 PM (paKD6)

3 A fisheye lens.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 18, 2005 10:50 PM (FV4oJ)

4 Here we have an instance whereby conservative bloggers are discussing Ann Coulter's beaver. Now, what I want to see is Daily Kos and Atrios start discussing Maureen Dowd's or Susan Estrich's beaver. Or maybe Al Franken could discuss the Garofalo beaver. We should encourage this type of balance in the blogosphere. It would also be interesting to see how radical feminists react to discussions about their beavers.

Posted by: Interested-Participant at April 19, 2005 12:05 AM (ywZa8)

5 Perhaps it should have been a beaver shot, so those interested could have seen whether or not she has the balls to say that to Kim Jong Il.

Posted by: A Finn at April 19, 2005 02:48 AM (cWMi4)

6 "the Garofalo beaver" EWWW, that is a disgusting mental picture

Posted by: traderrob at April 19, 2005 07:46 AM (3al54)

7 Beaver shot? What is wrong with you people? Now, if Hillary whiped out her ding dong and started smackin people around with it, that would be cool.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 19, 2005 07:48 AM (yBHNA)

8 Beaver shots are good for the cuntry.

Posted by: Mr. K at April 19, 2005 08:16 AM (oJgrW)

9 Ann Coulter is a babe with brains.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 19, 2005 08:27 AM (x+5JB)

10 She's Bitch Meat! I've got a good recipe for bitch meat too. You stick a cork in their ass and an apple in their mouth and slow cook 'um on the smoker.

Posted by: greg at April 19, 2005 08:50 AM (/+dAV)

11 Greg: The Rabelaisian in me wants to modify some of what you have written, but I will refrain.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 19, 2005 09:14 AM (x+5JB)

12 YBP, Let your freak flag fly brother!

Posted by: greg at April 19, 2005 09:18 AM (/+dAV)

13 I can't understand what all the fuss is about. Ann Coulter is a has-been know-it-all.

Posted by: Copper at April 19, 2005 11:19 AM (Hr/Cl)

14 Greg: I...cannot. The mixed company on this site, you know.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 19, 2005 12:52 PM (x+5JB)

15 Coulter is a talented writer, but it wouldn't hurt her looks to grab a Double Whopper with cheese every now and again...

Posted by: Confederate Yankee at April 19, 2005 04:55 PM (L1Pk8)

16 A few extra pounds might hide that Adam's apple.

Posted by: McCoy at April 20, 2005 12:39 AM (WcWV3)

17 The only reason Lib haters cut on Coulter's looks is because she's hot. If she were an ugly cow like Molly Ivins her looks wouldn't be an issue.

Posted by: Carlos at April 20, 2005 08:04 AM (tFXpR)

18 She looks like the Skelator. She's too boney. I'd fuck her with Filthy Allah's dick just to soil the bitch.

Posted by: greg at April 20, 2005 08:25 AM (/+dAV)

19 What do you call an anemic woman with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Posted by: greg at April 20, 2005 09:22 AM (/+dAV)

20 Errata Change "anemic" to "anorexic".

Posted by: greg at April 20, 2005 01:22 PM (/+dAV)

21 Adam's apple?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 20, 2005 06:34 PM (FV4oJ)

22 Remember, it's not nice to Rush to judgment or "slander" Big Foot and the crane fly.

Posted by: Kate at April 21, 2005 10:30 PM (i/3r7)

23 Ann's thigh pic is not as revealing shots of Katie Couric & Diane Sawyer while they are doing interviews daily.

Posted by: reene at April 21, 2005 10:46 PM (pO1tP)

24 An Adam's apple may occur when the air flow of words gets trapped often before the brain develops a complete thought.

Posted by: Kate at April 21, 2005 11:22 PM (9pp7Q)

25 This bonerack idiot spent ten minutes the other day talking about an anorexic idiot woman who was furiously pedaling an exercise bicycle at her (Coulter's) spa. Her point being that women who obsess on their weight are sicko nutcases. I agree, Annynofanny. Getting it on with this knobby ass skeleton skank would be about as much fun as jacking off with a welding glove. Plus you'd have to listen to her stupid ass drivel instead of some righteous panting.

Posted by: Can'tstandthebitch at April 24, 2005 02:11 PM (OWW3T)

26 Check the pic of Ann on my site. Scroll down and look at what she would like to do to the maggots who hate her!

Posted by: mike mora at May 16, 2005 12:35 PM (lXov6)

27 You'll never see the Coulter beav, because Ann Coulter is a man. Search "Ann Coulter Adam's Apple" on Google. Further proof of Republican repressed homosexuality (did we need any more?). She hangs out at the same bar as Jeff Gannon, Dave Drier and Karl Rove. GOP = Gays on Parade. (not that there is anyhting wrong with that if they weren't so self-loathing)

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April 15, 2005

Pataki Hires Strippers For Fundraiser

Ok, so a belly dancer isn't technically a stripper. But Scott from Slant Point was wise enough to take his digital camera to Governor Pataki's South Street Seaport fundraiser last night. Check out the dishes below. Especially the one on the right. Who says Republicans don't know how to party? That Pataki can swing with the best of them, yah baby!!!

Scott has a couple of more pics here. Hey, Scott: MORE PICS!!!! more...

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1 What is a JAWA anyway?

Posted by: 72VIRGINS at April 15, 2005 02:18 PM (dhRpo)

2 You know, sandpeople.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 15, 2005 02:39 PM (JQjhA)

3 No No No they are those big things the sandpeople ride right?? Seriosuly though My cube neighbor asked me that one time and that's how I found my pet Jawa looking for a picture of a jawa for him.

Posted by: mchlhwrd@yahoo.com at April 15, 2005 02:47 PM (D3+20)

4 sweet!!! I always wondered where I got new readers from.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 15, 2005 04:47 PM (JQjhA)

5 No belly dancers are NOT strippers....being a "belly dancer" and not a "stripper" it was disappointing for me that JAWA considered the two to be equivalent - even in jest.

Posted by: el naar at April 15, 2005 06:24 PM (Ccg+6)

6 "No belly dancers are NOT strippers....being a "belly dancer" and not a "stripper" it was disappointing for me that JAWA considered the two to be equivalent - even in jest." Oh please. Lighten up. Has a new "religion" been offended?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 15, 2005 06:46 PM (frMrc)

7 Wait, so belly dancers don't give happy endings? (Just kidding)

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 16, 2005 08:10 PM (JQjhA)

8 Looks like it was fun. When I lived on Governor's Island, NY. I used to hang at one of the bars at pier 17. Governor never came when I was there. Mike Tyson once. Back when he was a real fighter. Could walk the 3 blocks to the Ferry. Sometimes, had to take the cab back. Three blocks walking and 40 blocks back by cab. But who cared. Used to think the raghead cabbies were dumb and got losted. Later, found out they weren't so dumb. They knew what they were doing the entire time. Once took a cab from Kennedy Airport to Battery Park. Got to see the Liberty Bell on the way.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 17, 2005 05:04 PM (sqa1t)

9 Damn spelling. Hard to spell when seeing double. Think its easy. Just try walking in the shoes of a man shit faced by 5:00PM. Boozing all I can. My georgeous wife of 30 years will retire on the 29th of this month. 30 years of proud service to her country as an officer in the United States Coast Guard. Well twenty two as an officer. She is now fifty and time to put her out to pasture as I did at 51 years. Ain't life a bitch. Another $1000.00 per week pension I will have to pay taxes on. Only in America. Greatest thing since sex and Chivas Regal. Says 12 hours a day with me is enough. Has already accepted another job. Probably right. I couldn't stand me for 24 hours a day either. Thats why I get drunk and pass out 4 hours a day. God I love this country.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 17, 2005 05:25 PM (sqa1t)

10 Uh, Oh. I'm in big trouble now. Someone left a note on my windshield that says he's going to kill me if I don't stop doing his wife. I'd stop but he didn't sign it.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 17, 2005 05:40 PM (sqa1t)

11 Going to Big Bubba's Bar and Grill tonight. Last time the local constable got pissed at me. I seen him sitting in his patrol car at the next corner. Left the bar and 11:30 PM. Staggered to 5 different cars before my key would fit. Sat in the drivers seat until 12:00 PM closing time. Everyone else got in their cars and left, so I cranked up and drove to the corner where he stopped me. The jerk gave me a sobriety test which came back 0.0. Told him I was the designated decoy. Ever seen a red neck with a red face? Better be careful tonite. Not my turn.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 17, 2005 05:51 PM (sqa1t)

12 LOL. If all Americans were like you Rooster, America would be the shitiest country in the world.

Posted by: Anwar at April 17, 2005 06:14 PM (9iPOQ)

13 Since it is by far the best country in the world, therein is proof that all Americans are not like me. Ah! But many do wish they were like me. May your camel dung brains freeze tonight. I nconsiderate S adistic L echerous A nal M onkeys Safe sex to a muslim means locking the car door. Anwar applied for a job in Canada. Under education he wrote "hooked on phonics". Under emergency he put 911. Don't know why, he couldn't find 11 on the dial.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 18, 2005 04:21 PM (OJsiJ)

14 Can't believe you people didn't get my liberty bell joke.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 19, 2005 05:57 AM (K/qjk)

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Dolphin + Whale = Wholphin

That's right wholphin. From the Island of Doctor Moreau, you know Hawaii, this news that some corporate jackass with nothing better to do decided to force a whale and a dolphin to hump. Well, maybe force isn't the right word. I hear some dolphins like the big whale c*ck. They were just born that way!

I knew gay marriage would lead to this.

And for all you wholphin porn fans, here's a pic (scroll down). Apparently Dr. Moreau did this thing ten years ago too. Only they spelled it wolphin back in the day. You know, so as not to offend any one.

UPDATE: Llama Butchers find evidence of widespread dolphin/human breeding. Could Douglas Adams be right? Are aliens dolphins? more...

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April 12, 2005

Star Wars Actress Bai Ling Bares all for Playboy

No, not Princess Leah (Carrie Fisher, D'oh!). No, not Queen Amidala (Natalie Portman, double-do'h!!) It's Bai Ling, who plays Senator Bana Breemu in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

According to nerd central theforce.net, Playboy magazine will show Bai Ling baring all in the June 2005 issue.

Interesting.

And what is Bail Ling's Senator Bana Breemu costume going to consist of in Episode III? According to Bai Ling, "IÂ’m all naked with tattoos on my body. You have to find out why when you see the movie.

Interesting.

Anything else we should know about you Bai Ling?

"ThereÂ’s a provocative, seductive girl inside me. SheÂ’s the one who should be banned. SheÂ’s crazy, free, open and sexy. She makes me have a good time and wear sexy outfits. Except in the house: IÂ’m always naked when IÂ’m inside.Â”

Very Interesting.

What about Hot-Lesbo-Star-Wars-Chick-Pundit? Any thoughts?

Â“Sex with another woman is something I wanted to experience, so I did. I was in the Jacuzzi once with this woman and felt a connection. It wasnÂ’t about her gender; she was an attractive woman and I was stimulated. I appreciate the way a woman makes love.Â”

Suddenly, I lost interest.

Obligatory Bai Ling photos follow of the (PG-13 sort, but maybe NSFW). Hat tip to Wine-aholic and with apologies to Kevin Nealon. more...

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1 So, what makes you lose interest all of a sudden?? Nothing wrong with a little HLA. /TJ ... NIF ... The Wide Awakes

Posted by: TJ at April 12, 2005 04:48 PM (PL7dL)

2 "IÂ’m always naked when IÂ’m inside.Â” Not the type of girl to take home to Mother.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 12, 2005 05:02 PM (oVu08)

3 You gotta love how in the star wars movies the "senators" are all fuckable models, but real life senators look like scarecrows. See Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Carlos at April 12, 2005 06:34 PM (8e/V4)

4 Ha!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 12, 2005 08:19 PM (JQjhA)

5 Note: Pelosi is not a senator. But, in photos I wish I had saved was a photo from the mid 90s, when the Carolina Panthers were established. Lauch Faircloth, Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond, and Bob Dole, in suits and Panther hats. It was like looking at the Four Senators of the Apocalypse. --|PW|--

Posted by: pennywit at April 13, 2005 06:31 AM (CqK13)

6 >>>"Note: Pelosi is not a senator." well that explains everything then. Too ugly to be senator.

Posted by: Carlos at April 13, 2005 07:58 AM (8e/V4)

7 If Pelosi is too ugly, then how did Boxer get in the door of the Senate chambers...

Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 13, 2005 10:18 AM (Wsn+K)

8 Obviously I missed much by not learning a second language -- otherwise today I could have been Bai-Ling-ual.

Posted by: McGehee at April 15, 2005 01:44 PM (S504z)

9 That was a real bad joke and iI saw it coming a mile a go.

Posted by: Jack at April 25, 2005 09:40 AM (yVXTt)

10 And it took you ten days to comment on it? [buffs fingernails] I AM da punster!

Posted by: McGehee at April 28, 2005 10:33 AM (S504z)

11 That woman has to be the most shameless whore prowling the streets. I mean, other actresses are sexy and over the top but try to make it seem accidental...this slut shows up everywhere with her nipple hanging out deliberately, acting boozed out as hell...at least I hope she's boozed out, someone that stupid had better be on something or I'm afraid for the future of humanity...

Posted by: emini at April 30, 2005 07:45 PM (kR1Fh)

12 Whore or not . . . I saw a picture of her in an outrageously hot costume holding a light saber. Anyone know of a link to this picture on line?

Posted by: Mark at May 04, 2005 07:02 PM (RnJws)

13 She is beautiful and very sexy. No doubt about it. And those nipples, my god!! How many women you have seen with such nipples. That is so inviting, the way it should be. Bai Ling : the true side of a love-goddess!!!

Posted by: Dash at May 10, 2005 11:16 AM (aIdVR)

14 [quoted from Young Bourbon Professional]: "I'm always naked when I'm inside." Not the type of girl to take home to Mother. Oh good grief; why the heck not? Who cares what she does when she's in the house? Especially if she's in the house with ME (if I'm the boyfriend)? I'm fairly certain she'd be dressed at her boyfriend's mother's house, for Pete's sake.

Posted by: First Defender at May 17, 2005 02:50 PM (IBcjh)

15 ... don't ruin it by making her get dressed all the time, I was still enjoying thinking about her being naked all the time

... /TJ

Posted by: TJ at May 19, 2005 07:07 PM (PL7dL)

16 Mark, you mean this one? http://www.tvshows.nu/article.php3?id_article=9578&img=bai-ling-playboy-june-2005-cover-0750.jpg

Posted by: Obi Wanker Nobi at June 01, 2005 01:28 PM (kJpdI)

17 ... nice ... (and still nothing wrong with a lil HLA!) /TJ

Posted by: TJ at June 02, 2005 08:03 PM (PL7dL)

18 Obi Wanker, That would be the one. Thanks! Ouch! Mark

Posted by: Mark at June 08, 2005 04:28 PM (jW8ik)

19 Umm.. ew.

Posted by: Chris at June 18, 2005 08:55 PM (G0FJy)

20 She's only popular because she's a slut. The Asian ones allways have to try to be more provocative than others to be kown. Big deal another asian girl naked. She doesn't look all that better than the regular girls I see in high school. Its just she shows off like a skank

Posted by: obi dork at June 24, 2005 09:48 PM (JVMTZ)

21 Ow baby!!! She's so hot ALL my fingers itch!

Posted by: Jake at July 18, 2005 05:10 PM (iOvw3)

22 Oh got that hair cut... so damn ugly. She's got no sense of fashion (well what can you expect in communist china back then) and the only way she can get attention is by stripping naked (read: no talent).

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April 07, 2005

It's Not That We're Against the Troops, We Just Want them to Lose

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1 Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: John at April 07, 2005 05:14 PM (2Tir2)

2 I think its amazing to assign to a national, travelling exhibit that wihch we find spraypainted on a local sidewalk.

Posted by: actus at April 07, 2005 05:23 PM (CqheE)

3 Question their patriotism? Never!

Posted by: Carlos at April 07, 2005 05:25 PM (8e/V4)

4 Where's the local Chamber of Commerce when you need them? Not only is this traitorous, it's a f-cking eye-sore. Sweep those boots of the street. The soldiers who died are no-doubt ashamed that their ultimate sacrifice is seen as some kind of stupid mistake. So reminiscent of the crap that serves as "art" these days. The reprehensible organizers of events like these need a life.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 07, 2005 06:01 PM (SENte)

5 Yes, a spray painted sign in San Francisco means EVERY ONE in San Francisco agrees with it.

Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2005 06:13 PM (jcSwY)

6 San Franfreako, a haven of patriotism.

Posted by: Carlos at April 07, 2005 06:26 PM (8e/V4)

7 Define victory when the objectives keep shifting according to George W. Bush's personal damage control.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 07, 2005 06:32 PM (FV4oJ)

8 "Define victory when the objectives keep shifting according to George W. Bush's personal damage control" R2D2--TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 07, 2005 06:37 PM (SENte)

9 Honestly Colin, WTF?

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 07, 2005 07:07 PM (JQjhA)

10 As no one entity has achieved monopoly-of-force there, a brutal insurgency rages on.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 07, 2005 07:53 PM (FV4oJ)

11 Guided by God Almighty, our Dear Leader has raised the exit bar so high that U.S. troops will be required to stay until the Iraqis force them out.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 07, 2005 07:59 PM (FV4oJ)

12 Which our nation must bear in immense sums of blood and treasure.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 07, 2005 08:00 PM (FV4oJ)

13 R2D2 is getting sicker and sicker.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 07, 2005 08:53 PM (CBNGy)

14 Dear Greyrooster, Did George W. Bush not claim that God had instructed him not only to become President, but to strike Saddam Hussein?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 07, 2005 09:17 PM (FV4oJ)

15 What, pray tell, would you have us do without reliving history?

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 07, 2005 09:17 PM (JQjhA)

16 >>>"Did George W. Bush not claim that God had instructed him not only to become President, but to strike Saddam Hussein?" Collin, did he really say that? No. Show me.

Posted by: David at April 07, 2005 10:16 PM (8e/V4)

17 Dear David, Search the Frontline site, then search the net for the conversation George had with Mahmood Abbas.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 07, 2005 11:15 PM (FV4oJ)

18 Klan hood... swastika... keffiyeh. Until humanity recoils at the checkered keffiyeh made popular in the second half of the 20th century as they do at the swastika, it is proof that too many "don't get it".

Posted by: Aaron's cc: at April 07, 2005 11:33 PM (UxMXb)

19 AFSC is an organization that seeks peace. They have done a wonderful job at enlightening people about the truth of what is going on over there.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 08, 2005 12:21 AM (FV4oJ)

20 >>>"Search the Frontline site, then search the net for the conversation George had with Mahmood Abbas." oh, right. According to Mahmoud Abbas. I remember now.

Posted by: Carlos at April 08, 2005 12:30 AM (8e/V4)

21 Why am I not surprised that Collin credits the word of a terrorist?

Posted by: SPQR at April 08, 2005 12:40 AM (xauGB)

22 Dear SPQR, You're right, I quote George W. Bush often

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 08, 2005 01:03 AM (FV4oJ)

23 Collin, my unhappy little undercooked prawn friend, we* still have troops in Korea, 50 years later, and Germany, 60 years later. And the Germans have lately been kicking up a fuss at the suggestions that the troops might leave. President Bush always said that we'd leave when the job was done. The job ain't done, so as long as the Iraqis want us around, we'll be there. Meanwhile, Collin, less of the yellow pills and more of the pink ones and you'll be right in no time. * We as in America. I'm Australian, part of the Global Hegemony of Good Guys Including America, Australia and Sometimes Britain. P.S. Rusty, you need to enable (strike) or (s) tags in your comments.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 08, 2005 02:45 AM (AIaDY)

24 Dear Pixy Misa, Take the red pill, it's the truth.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 08, 2005 03:53 AM (FV4oJ)

25 Collin: Its just not true that God told Bush to strike Saddam Hussein. Gold told me he wanted Bush to use neutron bombs to obliterate the entire Islamic world, but Bush, being a peace loving man, said no, I just want to remove the worst dictator since Hitler, and start a beacon of freedom in the middle east. God said you are wasting your time on those lying Arabs. Just nuke em. Bush won't listen to God. That's why Abbas lied about what God said. So you stop lying too...now go take one of your red truth pills.

Posted by: Mr. K at April 08, 2005 06:37 AM (cu0H9)

26 Dear Mr. K, As we are not privy to the unique and complex inner workings of George W. Bush's mind, we will never know to whether he has truly broken through some kryptos-encoded teleological barrier to have received such clear commands from God. What we do know is that he has repeatedly stated that he believes God has given him guidance to take action on several issues, including the drive to become President. According to one who has spoken quite often on God, Mr. Pat Robertson, Mr. Bush told him that he has believed that there would not be casualties in the Iraq invasion. Over 1500 U.S. KIA, 30,000 WIA later, it appears that Bush's real-world Hubris has brought in the wrath of the Greek goddess, Nemesis. For more information on the "Hubris-Nemesis Complex," please consult http://www.rand.org/publications/MR/MR461/MR461.pdf .

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 08, 2005 07:41 AM (fufbw)

27 Find who is doing this, and beat their asses with piano wire in the middle of the street.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 08, 2005 07:46 AM (yBHNA)

28 I am with Filthy. It is about time this Anti American scum was brought to justice. Deny them jobs. Fire the ones that work for you. Find out where they work and boycott whatever products they make. Treat them like the filth that they are when you come across them in public. Bail Filthy out of jail after he administers his vicious ass beatings.

Posted by: obsnooks at April 08, 2005 07:51 AM (yBHNA)

29 Dear Filthy, Are you advising that the readers violate the Government's monopoly-of-force?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 08, 2005 07:52 AM (fufbw)

30 Dear Obsnooks, Why not call the police?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 08, 2005 07:53 AM (fufbw)

31 Collin, go smoke some more weeeeeed you degenerate hippy.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 08, 2005 07:57 AM (yBHNA)

32 The only thing I can say about San Fran is, thank god for large earthquakes. Maybe, just maybe... the next one that hits San Fran will be the big one.

Posted by: obsnooks at April 08, 2005 07:58 AM (yBHNA)

33 God punished the Muslims with the tsunami, he will punish the liberal by destroying San Fran with an earthquake. Earl Dittman has spoken. You may all be seated.

Posted by: Earl Dittman at April 08, 2005 07:59 AM (yBHNA)

34 "Collin, my unhappy little undercooked prawn friend, we* still have troops in Korea, 50 years later, and Germany, 60 years later." I don't think those are occupations. "* We as in America. I'm Australian" Converts make the best catholics.

Posted by: actus at April 08, 2005 08:17 AM (EQbuu)

35 >>>"What we do know is that he has repeatedly stated that he believes God has given him guidance to take action on several issues, including the drive to become President." Collin, Bush said he prays for guidance, like all men of faith do. That gives all men of faith some measure of reassurance. Stalin had no faith, and sought no guidance, and that didn't work out so well.

Posted by: Carlos at April 08, 2005 08:22 AM (8e/V4)

36 Collin: Relatively speaking, there are few casualties in the Iraq war. Don't write to me again until you read history, the Quran, the Hadiths, the Sunnah, and have taken your red truth pill and talked directly to God. Earl: You forgot to mention that San Fran will first be afflicted with AIDS before the earthquake. Should it surprise anyone that Sodomites are also Saddamites?

Posted by: Mr. K at April 08, 2005 09:10 AM (Nfw9q)

37 Bush is a lifetime memberof Skull and Bones. He and his cousin John Kerry worship Satan not God. And we will never leave Iraq. WE'VE NEVER LEFT ANY COUNTRY EXCEPT THE ONES THAT KICKED OUR ASSSES like Vietnam, Lebanon and Somalia.

Posted by: GREG at April 08, 2005 09:36 AM (/+dAV)

38 You know, they drink alot of Coca Cola in Saigon.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 08, 2005 09:52 AM (yBHNA)

39 Greg, that's because they don't want us to leave. It hurts their economy when we leave.

Posted by: Carlos at April 08, 2005 09:56 AM (8e/V4)

40 Why doesn't every country in the world ask us to invade them? Please "shock and awe" us too. Our economy will benefit if we are bombed to smitherenes! I wonder when the Chinese will request us to occupy them. "You know, they drink alot of Coca Cola in Saigon." I guess we showed them whose boss!

Posted by: greg at April 08, 2005 10:19 AM (/+dAV)

41 >>>"Why doesn't every country in the world ask us to invade them? Please "shock and awe" us too." Because the countries we've invaded have always been despotic, and the elites in charge there have no desire to lose their gig. That's why they don't beg to be invaded. But once they've ousted and time enough has passed, all have plainly seen the benefits of receiving our attention.

Posted by: Carlos at April 08, 2005 10:27 AM (8e/V4)

42 Don't mind Greg you fellows, he has a soft patch on his head, like an old peach. It makes him stupid.

Posted by: Greg's Mother at April 08, 2005 10:30 AM (yBHNA)

43 Greg will never be happy until he lives under a Stalinist Regime. Work Camps...re-education schools... Greg feels the need to have a boot on his neck. Perhaps he should move to Cuba or France. Guilty until proven innocent in France you know-

Posted by: OB SNOOKS at April 08, 2005 10:32 AM (yBHNA)

44 Collin: Just because you do not believe in God does not mean that everyone else who does is Stuuupid. I am happy you are smarter than everyone else. Please put the gun to your head and pull the trigger.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 08, 2005 10:33 AM (yBHNA)

45 http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1454998,00.html We got it wrong on Iraq WMD, intelligence chiefs finally admit. The word is "Lied". The people who claimed Iraq was a threat to the United States justifying invasion LIED. Yes, that is the word. "LIED." LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. LIED. Deal with it. Because in order to make the claim that the US Government was simply fooled or mistaken is to admit that down to a man, they are stupid dumb jerks unable to figure out what every single blogger in the world knew; that there were no WMDs. Because that's what this latest "error" excuse comes down to, a claim that the smartest person in the US Government cannot compete intellectually with the bloggers who knew that Iraq did not have WMDs. Stupid, idiotic, dumb-as-a-post US Government officials and agents, every single one of them, all were fooled into thinking there were weapons of mass destruction. Not one of them had the tiniest glimmer of intellectual process that suggested that there might be a problem with the claims about WMDs. And all those network news talking heads at ABCNNBBCBS, you know, the men and women making millions of dollars every single year supposedly reporting news to you, well, golly shuckies, but I guess they must be dumber-n-shit too, because not one of them ever suspected that the claims about WMDs they were passing on to you were suspect. Yesirreebob, that's the choice. Either the entire US Government and mainstream media are all dumber than the bloggers ... or they got caught lying and are trying to save face by calling it an innocent mistake. Either way, there isn't much point in listening to them anymore, is there?

Posted by: greg at April 08, 2005 10:35 AM (/+dAV)

46 Greg, we invade and oust evil undemocratic despotic elites, from Nazi Germany to Imperial Japan, from Panama to Grenada to Iraq. I like that very much, and so do the people of those countries.

Posted by: Carlos at April 08, 2005 10:53 AM (8e/V4)

47 Germany is no longer a Nazi country nor is Japan imperial and yet we stay.You suggest they don't want to lose the economic stimulus. If that's the case, why wouldn't a country like Israel just invite us in to build bases there? It would be good for their economy and good for us too - the more bases the merrier especially in the ME. Your arguement doesn't stand on two legs. The reason we stay is because we are colonialists.

Posted by: greg at April 08, 2005 11:02 AM (/+dAV)

48 We did close a base or two in Saudi Arabia. Why didn't they beg us to stay?

Posted by: greg at April 08, 2005 11:04 AM (/+dAV)

49 Bush booed at Pope's funeral. http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/0,1518,350388,00.html (In German) Yeah, they really really love us and want us to stay forever!

Posted by: greg at April 08, 2005 11:15 AM (/+dAV)

50 >>>"We did close a base or two in Saudi Arabia. Why didn't they beg us to stay?" Greg, Saudi asked us to leave because they don't need the cash, and they're trying to please the religious fanatics amongst them. It's that simple. So you see, when countries ask us to leave, we leave. As we left Saudi Arabia, as we left the Phillipines, Turkey, Vieces, etc. When they ask us to stay, we stay, as in Germany, Japan, Spain, Italy, etc. I see nothing alarming about that. Re Israel, we don't have a base there because we haven't invaded them and ousted their elite, because Israel's elite is a good elite, a democratic elite. Though I know many Israelis would love to see us set up shop there.

Posted by: Carlos at April 08, 2005 11:38 AM (8e/V4)

51 >>>"Bush booed at Pope's funeral." yes, but he's booed by the right kind of people.

Posted by: Carlos at April 08, 2005 11:41 AM (8e/V4)

52 no he's booed by the left sort of people. these people boo because they are morons. dead beat morons, to be exact.

Posted by: Mr. K at April 08, 2005 11:46 AM (6vcEq)

53 YEAH!! IRAQ was no threat to us! Saddam only butchered his own people! Yeahhhh ! No tie to terrorists in IRAQ. Abu Nida was retired as was Abbu Abbas! Leon Klinghoffer was an old Jew so, what does that matter! Saddam should be back in Power! Yeaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 08, 2005 12:19 PM (yBHNA)

54 Hey Greg, want to come over and smoke some weeeeeeeed? We can talk about how evil bush is and how he is the reason we don't have jobs and live in our parents basement! Then, we can take a bath.

Posted by: Gregs Prostate at April 08, 2005 12:21 PM (yBHNA)

55 No thanks Filthy, I don't want to take a bath with you. Besides,, you only have eyes for Scott Biao, remember?

Posted by: greg at April 08, 2005 01:20 PM (/+dAV)

56 Ohhhhhhhh.... (wackwackwackwackwackwack) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Rusty(gasp).......drool....(pant)....(gulp) Thanks Dude. Posted by: Happy FIlthy Allah at April 5, 2005 07:16 PM

Posted by: greg at April 08, 2005 01:22 PM (/+dAV)

57 Now run along and go molest yourself some more Filthy. And do clean the gooop off your keyboard every now and then.

Posted by: greg at April 08, 2005 01:25 PM (/+dAV)

58 "Re Israel, we don't have a base there because we haven't invaded them and ousted their elite, because Israel's elite is a good elite, a democratic elite." Well if our military presense is such a windfall to everyone why wouldn't the great democratic nation of Israel invite us to set up bases there?

Posted by: greg at April 08, 2005 01:27 PM (/+dAV)

59 Greg, Madagascar hasn't asked for a U.S. base either, so what's your point. Are you saying those bases aren't a source of revenue? Regardless, some people say we already do have military bases in Israel: "According to Haaretz, U.S. intelligence official William Arkin asserts that since September 2001, the U.S. has set up five secret bases in Israel. The American military is present at Â“Ben-Gurion International Airport, in the Tel Aviv suburb of Herzliya Pituach and in three other sites." http://www.citizinemag.com/politics/politics_0503_israel_iran_twhite.htm

Posted by: Carlos at April 08, 2005 01:52 PM (8e/V4)

60 "Madagascar hasn't asked for a U.S. base either, so what's your point. Are you saying those bases aren't a source of revenue?" If there such an economic windfall why don't all countries not led by a despot invite us to set up camp?

Posted by: greg at April 08, 2005 02:32 PM (/+dAV)

61 Actually, Greg, you are the liar. Several intelligence reviews have not found any evidence that any western intel agency lied about WMD ( if you exclude the faked Niger yellowcake documents probably forged by the French intel service ). But then we've found you lying here often.

Posted by: SPQR at April 08, 2005 02:59 PM (xauGB)

62 >>>"If there such an economic windfall why don't all countries not led by a despot invite us to set up camp?" greg, Ok, I'll try to respond logically to an illogical question, and I'll do it because I like you enough not to ignore you. Here goes. I haven't asked my bank to pay off my car either, yet it would be a windfall if they did, right? Therefore, not asking has nothing to do with whether something is a windfall or not. Got it? I haven't asked my bank because I know they'll say no, just as other countries don't ask because of any number of reasons including the U.S. saying no, or any number of other reasons not to ask. There, I've given this topic way way WAY more time than it ever deserved, because I like you.

Posted by: Carlos at April 08, 2005 03:11 PM (8e/V4)

63 Fair enough. Have a great weekend.

Posted by: greg at April 08, 2005 03:23 PM (/+dAV)

64 Well, I've read enough on this site to know that a number of you are an embarrassment to this Country and have absolutely "ZERO" knowledge of any history. Those of you who know what is actually going on -- please do not encourage the idiotic behavior of the others, it's insulting to the people who have sacrificed their lives and limbs to defend the freedom of speech that some people truly do not deserve, however, the "good" has never required or desired any credit.

Posted by: Kristie at April 09, 2005 04:51 AM (/jxp0)

65 Dear Kristie, Idiotic behavior is the very foundation of what passes for American Foreign Policy today. The true insult to those who are sacrificing themselves and the foreign populations they occupy are the ravenous Bushian Cult opportunists who have followed the advice of PNAC, Chalabi, "Curveball" and other persuaders. They have shamelessly whipped up national fear, beat the skull-drums of raw militarism and let loose a heinous war.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 09, 2005 08:10 AM (fufbw)

66 Okay, you were exactly the embarrassement I was referring too. No need to further reply as I will not be engaging in any sort of dialogue with you as it would be futile. Just Thank God for the people who make it possible for you to be an outspoken moron. Have a great day...

Posted by: Kristie at April 09, 2005 02:29 PM (/jxp0)

67 Kristie: Please don't mind Colon (The Stepford Blogger). We all just ignore him here. Still lots of good stuff to read. Pax.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 09, 2005 03:19 PM (YTaaE)

68 Yes, Kristie some of us got our history from this reality ... rather than the Spock-with-a-goatee alternate reality of Collin or the cheap whiskey induced hallucinations of Greg.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at April 09, 2005 07:04 PM (xauGB)

69 Dear Robin, As a firm believer in reality, I refuse to follow the Bushian War Cult's attempts to redefine it in their image. As one of George W. Bush's top advisors said, "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality – judiciously, as you will – we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do." That, my good friend, is a trip into a twisted hubristic cuckoo-clock land with hundreds of billions of our tax dollars, 1550 U.S. KIA, 30,000 U.S. WIA, and the sordid belief that bombing the disobedient will bring forth gushing feelings of peace and love for us in the Arab world.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 09, 2005 08:30 PM (fufbw)

70 Collin, terrorists will hate us as long as we stand in the way of their Caliphate. If we get out of the way, they'll like us. But Collin, we don't WANT to be liked by them, anymore than we wanted to be liked by the Nazis. We want to kill them, that's all.

Posted by: Carlos at April 09, 2005 10:09 PM (8e/V4)

71 No, Collin, you are not dealing with our reality at all. You are in an alternate universe. And citing to an unsourced "quote" just confirms it.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at April 10, 2005 04:20 PM (xauGB)

72 Dear Robin, Ron Suskind.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 10, 2005 06:28 PM (FV4oJ)

73 KRISTIE: I love you. You are my dream woman. Care to have an affair with a 63 year old racist?

Posted by: greyrooster at April 12, 2005 12:18 AM (CBNGy)

74 I stumbled onto this blog accidentally. If I knew I would be subjected to such blind hatred and stupidity I would Have avoided it. After reading this strand I've been subjected to just about every psalm from the Loser's Lexicon of Left-wing Lunacy extant. Collin and the rest of her delusional fellow patients in the psych ward of leftist dogma have absolutely nothing to add to the arena of intellectual dialogue. Just one effete, bile-spewing, moonbat canard after another. If any of you logic impaired mutants ever woke from your self induced hazes of politically correct antipathy of all things rational and decent, you'd realize that the real world has passed you by. You're all irrelevant, inconsequential and inept. The hate mongers on the left continue to be marginalized and exposed for what you are. The more we humans learn of your true, rabidly sociopathic motives and actions, the more we'll shun and disregard you. Maybe you protozoans think it's a "fluke" that responsible citizens keep gaining ground. The self destruction of your beloved Democratic party is the result of the triumph of reason over nihilism and vicious self interest. We outnumber you. We're growing increasingly weary of your petulant attacks on all things different. The majority of writers in this forum have made the mistake of reasoning with you imbeciles. They did so because they're decent people. Politically correct fanatics cant be reasoned with. You're impervious to reality. All we can do is prevent you from spreading your filth. The wild eyed, teeth-gnashing, mouth-frothing left will never accept reason. Facts are spurned whenever it's convenient and majority opinion is always scorned. Refuting your sophomoric rants may be cathartic but it will never enlighten you savages. You brain diseased, syphilitic cretins on the left will always blame others for your own shortcomings. You're all averse to reason or logic, much less facts. The left is characterized by its anti-intellectual hatemongering, dangerous sociopathy, politically correct fanaticism and rigid facism. The adults of the world are busy making the world a better place. That's why we tolerate your pubescent carping against authority. When it comes down to it, THAT'S ALL LEFTIE PHILOSOPHY EXPRESSES.

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April 06, 2005

Lap Dances Not Protected by First Amendment

When lap dances are outlawed, only outlaws will do lap dances. Appeals court upholds ban on lap dances. Via Interested Particpant who has more. I blame Bush for this creeping fascism......

UPDATE: Related. Strippers arrested for not wearing pasties. more...

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1 "I blame Bush for this creeping fascism......" Do you mean CHIMP Bush?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 06, 2005 03:30 PM (MVl0c)

2 Having Bush and lap dance in the same post assures that you'll get some interesting visitors from Google searches.

Posted by: Mike at April 06, 2005 04:04 PM (+7VNs)

3 Hi...I googled "Bush" and "Lap dances" and found this site. Where are the naked photos of Barbara Bush?

Posted by: Liberal Larry at April 06, 2005 04:24 PM (7ldvV)

4 Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 06, 2005 04:32 PM (JQjhA)

5 A naked Barbara Bush senior. Now that's an ugly image. You've got to hand it to GHW Bush for sticking with her after she went to hell. I guess as a politician he didn't have much choice.

Posted by: greg at April 06, 2005 05:01 PM (/+dAV)

6 This law will create major problems for law enforcement. In Palo Alto some years ago, the local paper reported the bust of a lap dancing bar. About 250 policemen had gone in as undercover agents to collect the evidence...

Posted by: gandalf at April 06, 2005 05:19 PM (P/kBa)

7 Prostitution and sex services should be taken into government observation and control, so it wouldn't be a risky business to make a living in. It would also limit the spreading of AIDS and prostitutes sneaking into the country. How many people do you think you'd need to make your areas' senators speak for this kind of change?

Posted by: A Finn at April 07, 2005 05:33 AM (cWMi4)

8 A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying......C'mon, sing along. You all know the words.

Posted by: REMF at April 07, 2005 10:51 AM (aLiCo)

9 A few years back,I got a lap dance at the Deja Vu club in Kuusamo. You gotta pay these gals by the minute. Shit,It took her 15 minutes to get her parka,sweater and long underwear off. I lost all my Markkas on one dance and had to walk out into the frozen night. Those Finns!! Harsh!!!!

Posted by: Brad at April 07, 2005 11:51 AM (6krEN)

10 Haha... she might've called you a parka, that would be poor (as in pitiful, not out of money) bastard, and if she spoke very much on the "s", she was a Russian ho, and you got fooled and your money was completely wasted.

Posted by: A Finn at April 07, 2005 01:27 PM (lGolT)

11 Young man, your spending way too much time on your new computer. Get out of your room and go out and chase some Reindeeer or make a snowman!

Posted by: Brad at April 07, 2005 01:43 PM (NzgK/)

12 Actually, in here it's quite late in here and the next thing, after checking out these things, I'm going to do, is go sleep. Usually I spend time at a computer if I got empty hours at the lukio, or while watching TV and internetexploring at the same time before I sleep.(and the closest reindeers are a 2-hour drive away, and the snow has mostly melted already)

Posted by: A Finn at April 07, 2005 02:58 PM (lGolT)

13 Actually, it's quite late in here and the next thing, after checking out these things, I'm going to do, is go sleep. Usually I spend time at a computer if I got empty hours at the lukio, or while watching TV and internetexploring at the same time before I sleep.(and the closest reindeers are a 2-hour drive away, and the snow has mostly melted already)

Posted by: A Finn at April 07, 2005 02:59 PM (lGolT)

14 Oops... how did that happen?

Posted by: A Finn at April 07, 2005 03:00 PM (lGolT)

15 Finn: Leave this particular story or I'm telling your parents.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 07, 2005 04:11 PM (x+5JB)

16 Hehe, sex is R-16 in Europe, only sadistic torture gives things an R-18, so basically I should only stay away from the terrorist propagandaexecution-videos-section.

Posted by: A Finn at April 08, 2005 04:15 AM (cWMi4)

17 AFINN: Ever heard of Nevada? Mustang ranch, etc:

Posted by: greyrooster at April 10, 2005 02:19 AM (CBNGy)

18 Might as well keep commenting since there's no point in not to... The more known thing about Nevada to me is Las Vegas. Lotta movies about it, CSI is a good show.

Posted by: A Finn at April 10, 2005 01:21 PM (lGolT)

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April 04, 2005

Lauren Bush is Hot!

President Bush's niece, Lauren Bush, is just hot. That is all.

UPDATE: Or is it Noelle Bush? WE DEMAND ANSWERS!!!!!

UPDATE II: Despite the best efforts of Islamofascist terrorists, we can now confirm that the nipple in question does belongs to Lauren Bush.

UPDATE III: Because if we can't look at Lauren Bush's nipple, the terrorists have already won.

UPDATE IV: All your Bush girls are belongs to us! Keep. Your. Damn. Dirty. Hands. Off. My. Lauren!

UPDATE V: You can keep your filthy Paris Hilton games too, Drew.

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1 Lauren Bush... Isn't she Jeb Bush's daughter? The one who got busted for writing fake prescriptions for Alprazolam. She's a junky just like her Uncles George W and Rush "pills" Limbaugh. I'd fuck her but I'd use 2 rubbers.

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 03:24 PM (/+dAV)

2 Conservative sites posting nipple slip pics. NOW I've seen it all.

Posted by: McCoy at April 04, 2005 03:28 PM (WcWV3)

3 Rusty- How did you know I liked Right Nipples too? Dang! That Broad is Cheeze Stake Sammich Hot!

Posted by: Obsnooks at April 04, 2005 03:38 PM (yBHNA)

4 greg, when Libs do drugs it's just another alternative lifestyle. When conservatives do it they're junkies. Are you sure you've got the right Bush though?

Posted by: Carlos at April 04, 2005 03:39 PM (paKD6)

5 Scott Baio would never show his nipple like that. IF Mr. Baio was to expose his nipple or nipples, it would be in a classy setting. Like a diner.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 04, 2005 03:39 PM (yBHNA)

6 Carlos, Honestly, I'm not positive. W's got several brothers. All I know is that one of Jeb Bush's daughters got popped for writing a phoney alprazolam (ZANAX) prescription and trying to fill it at a drive through pharmacy. It's probably the same girl. She is hot.

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 03:45 PM (/+dAV)

7 BIG TITTED IRAQI BABES! http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article7545.htm

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 03:50 PM (/+dAV)

8 Greg, what do you know about hot chicks? Don't try to hide the fact that you prefer a sausage fest to a clam bar.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 04, 2005 03:50 PM (yBHNA)

9 The Bush in question would be Noelle, not Lauren....

Posted by: Chris at April 04, 2005 03:51 PM (8DwXG)

10 BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Greg better put on his burka. Filthy Allah might get ideas!

Posted by: obsnooks at April 04, 2005 03:52 PM (yBHNA)

11 Lauren Bush... Isn't she Jeb Bush's daughter? The one who got busted for writing fake prescriptions for Alprazolam. She's a junky just like her Uncles George W and Rush "pills" Limbaugh. I'd fuck her but I'd use 2 rubbers. Posted by: greg at April 4, 2005 03:24 PM Sure Greg. You would F- her..... If she was a guy with a hairy bottom.

Posted by: Filthyallah at April 04, 2005 03:53 PM (yBHNA)

12 Chris, I stand corrected. You're right it was Nicole. Who does Lauren belong to?

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 03:56 PM (/+dAV)

13 Will somebody please figure out if this is Nicole, Noelle, of Lauren? Thousands of lives may be riding on the answer to that question!!!!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 04, 2005 03:57 PM (JQjhA)

14 Filthy Allah, You want Scott Biao''s bum. He's all you talk about. By the way, Texas A&M just figured out what the very first symptom of AIDS is. It's a dull throbbing sensation in Filthy Allah's ass!

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 03:59 PM (/+dAV)

15 Stop arguing. I'm seriously. Let's ask the important question, like WHAT BUSH DOES THAT NIPPLE BELONG TOO!!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 04, 2005 04:00 PM (JQjhA)

16 God help me for using Allah's name in vain.

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 04:01 PM (/+dAV)

17 If I could just give her nipple a little suck I could answer that question in a heart beat Rusty.

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 04:03 PM (/+dAV)

18 It is in fact Lauren Bush's right nipple. Greg. Never speak of Scott Baio like that ever again.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 04, 2005 04:07 PM (yBHNA)

19 What the hell's up with Sott Biao? You bicurious MoFo!

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 04:15 PM (/+dAV)

20 I think she's Noelle's sister and interestingly enough, she's an Elite model . This gives some info: http://www.thefirsttwins.com/cousins.html

Posted by: Chris at April 04, 2005 04:15 PM (8DwXG)

21 As a gay man, I resemble all of these remarks.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 04, 2005 04:15 PM (JQjhA)

22 Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Laura at April 04, 2005 04:18 PM (L3PPO)

23 Rusty, you're gay? Which church do you attend.

Posted by: Carlos at April 04, 2005 04:18 PM (paKD6)

24 Chris was right. The junkie was Noelle Bush, Lauren's sister. I found this on the link Chris provided. Aug 9, 2003 Noelle Sprung Free ORLANDO, Fla. - Gov. Jeb Bush's daughter completed a drug rehabilitation program Friday and a judge allowed her to go home with her parents. "It's been quite a challenge, and I'm grateful," Noelle Bush said during the hearing at the Orange County Courthouse. - AP News Article Call to Police About Noelle Bush

Posted by: greg at April 04, 2005 04:22 PM (/+dAV)

25 The truth is that I didn't even see the nipple at first. You pervs.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 04, 2005 04:28 PM (JQjhA)

26 Man, we're having to reach wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back into the "old news" archive on this one. It's Lauren, and there is more here

Posted by: Jason Smith at April 04, 2005 04:33 PM (REt2x)

27 "The truth is that I didn't even see the nipple at first. You pervs." liar.

Posted by: Jason Smith at April 04, 2005 04:35 PM (REt2x)

28 WHAT BUSH DOES THAT NIPPLE BELONG TOO!! I'm sure there's a joke there somewhere. I'd better call Whoopi for help on this one.

Posted by: kbiel at April 04, 2005 05:19 PM (KSCkS)

29 Okay, I've just injured myself looking at that picture - yowza, yowza, yowza...

Posted by: Mark Coffey at April 04, 2005 06:59 PM (bVgiW)

30 Where did every one go? Oh, I know, Lauren Bush.......

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 04, 2005 07:39 PM (JQjhA)

31 When Jason Smith said "It's Lauren and there's one more here," how many went to his link thinking he meant one more nip shot? Tell the truth boys.

Posted by: wavemaker at April 04, 2005 08:02 PM (2GyMB)

32 Damn. She is hot hot hot... She is my precious Mine mine mine damn damn damn

Posted by: Michael at April 04, 2005 09:55 PM (k5A2R)

33 I've got to go run. Take a shower. Mow the yard. Whatever.

Posted by: CDR Salamander at April 04, 2005 10:52 PM (MrU41)

34 No need to shower. Just get a picture of Clinton's daughter. Better than a cold shower.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 05, 2005 10:39 PM (CBNGy)

35 Filthy Allah: You shouldn't be distrubed by Greg's language. After all, hasn't he been telling us what a good follower of Catholocism he is? Do moonbats say one thing and mean another?

Posted by: greyrooster at April 06, 2005 06:47 PM (CBNGy)

36 Lauren Bush was born in Texas to father Neil and mother Sharon. She has a younger sister, Ashley, who appears to share her striking genetic disposition as well. As a high-school student in Houston, Lauren kept busy with the demands of homework and extracurricular activities such as photography, jazz and ballet. She also plays tennis and soccer and stays in shape with kickboxing, spinning and yoga.

Posted by: try-google-retards at April 08, 2005 11:25 AM (hnPcm)

37 My Grandfather is a five star general his name is tou kaishek but my daddy calls him katou kashek. I love you Ayame, and I am still the Almighty God.

Posted by: Ryu Kaishek at April 13, 2005 02:39 PM (k2Gx5)

38 hi

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April 01, 2005

Calling all Hot Women of the LORD!!!

Because its Friday......(hat tip: Flea)

Date to Save:

Not only can we date cute guys (as only hot Christian girls could do), but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get saved them from the burning fires of Hell. I've outlined a few tips to help you get a date off to the right start, step-by-step. Jesus saves through hooking up with cute heathen guys!

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