Warning: Hot three-way girl-on-girl celeb "good gay" action below. Very good-gay.

Yeah, I know I was on vacation when the story broke that lesbian supermodel Jenny Shimizu revealed all about her "good gay" love affair with Angelina Jolie--but can one really ever go on vacation from Angelina Jolie lezbo action? Anyway, it turns out that Jenny Shimizu has got it going on when it comes to seducing celebs. Add a notch in her belt for Madonna. I wonder what Kabbalah has to say about hot lesbian celeb sex? more...

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1 Ya know, I like to go ahead and give it the old college try, and bring all three of these young ladies back to the fold. Like young Prince Harry wanting to serve with his outfit, I feel that this is somewaht of a patriotic duty. Hell, the worst that could happen is for this to kill me. What a way to die.

Posted by: Dick at April 26, 2006 02:22 PM (JQjhA)

2 Bet you never saw that back on Tatooine Chewey...

Posted by: mrclark at April 26, 2006 02:33 PM (S76hi)

3 Boycott Exxon Mobil

Posted by: RA at April 26, 2006 02:42 PM (lUt0Q)

4 When do we get to read about Rosie O'Donell's lesbian encounters?

Posted by: Graeme at April 26, 2006 03:26 PM (nMkrr)

5 These people are nothing more that carnival freaks. Men get lost sometimes....Rusty, you are LOST. Now get back on track. Write something about apes or......Canadians. Maybe Celene Dion, but please, no pictures. Ya know, sometimes I'm right at home with the ROP.

Posted by: Brad at April 26, 2006 04:02 PM (BJYNn)

6 You should probably think of these types of posts as "Dale Gribble" posts rather than from Rusty.

Posted by: Rusty at April 26, 2006 04:47 PM (JQjhA)

7 al Zarqwho? Me, I'm done scrolling down for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Gordon at April 26, 2006 07:40 PM (i0N3d)

8 Have them scrubbed and sent to my tent.

Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at April 27, 2006 01:30 AM (maXzk)

9 Dont look chewie its not a pretty sight

Posted by: sandpiper at April 27, 2006 08:34 AM (kexrr)

10 Maddona is cheap skank!

Posted by: PK at April 27, 2006 10:43 AM (Kc5pB)

11 That scank Rebeccqa loos was NEVER married to David Beckham - she alleges that they had one night together - she has been whoring herself all over ever since.

Posted by: jeff at April 27, 2006 01:26 PM (CXP3u)

12 I just read that more women in college would rather have sex the Angelina than with Brad Pitt. Can I watch that sex machine action?

Posted by: sex machine at May 03, 2006 11:10 AM (xYcC2)

13 how do you do

Posted by: mohsen at June 13, 2006 11:35 PM (ZicNm)

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Crack reporter Mike Pechar, always on the lookout for a porn-terrorism connection, finds this story from Ananova. Technically it's not a 'freebie', I know. It's more of a quid pro quo:

Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.

The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.

Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it.

"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."

"I am available to make love with [Iraqi dictator] Saddam Hussein to achieve peace in the Middle East

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1 55 years old!!! Debbie Schlussel could use some make-up tips from her!

Posted by: Venom at April 25, 2006 10:28 AM (dbxVM)

2 Sure. It'll work. Everyone knows these muslims are closet sex fiends, devouring porn, in spite of the religious rules against such. The evil, murdering hypocrite bastards.......

Posted by: n.a. palm at April 25, 2006 10:47 AM (8sFwj)

3 Holy mother of ... That lucky son of a bitch! This is the last time im bying any vids from her. You hear, No More!

Posted by: Dan at April 25, 2006 10:48 AM (Z2OsI)

4 She would only be supplying weapons to OBL. I mean, look at the cannons on her!

Posted by: anonymous at April 25, 2006 11:13 AM (oQmui)

5 The rumor about Osama holding out for Angelina Jolie is unfounded. Osama is actually holding out for Arnold, Fred Ziffle's pig from Green Acres.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at April 25, 2006 11:15 AM (RHG+K)

6 The Democrats are always talking about how committed they are to fighting terrorism and how much they support the troops. This seems like an excellent opportunity for Pelosi, Feinstein or Clinton to step up to the plate and prove it - maybe even make it a threefer to sweeten the deal.

Posted by: Graeme at April 25, 2006 11:54 AM (N5vCl)

7 Bluto, now look what you've done! You frightened Arnold, now I want you to apologize to him right now!

Posted by: Lisa at April 25, 2006 12:05 PM (D3+20)

8 If NASA was using whatever it is that's holding her blouse up to hold the foam on the external fuel tanks, they wouldn't be having those problems right now. What exactly is hold that up?

Posted by: HD Wanderer at April 25, 2006 01:55 PM (nA9AR)

9 Holy Lord!!!! I thought my wife had big cannons!!!! If i was OBL, I'd take that offer...

Posted by: anomynous at April 25, 2006 06:37 PM (KRX90)

10 wow, talk about taking one for the team. cue a lame joke about the "coalition of the willing"

Posted by: nadz at April 25, 2006 08:16 PM (RQFnG)

11 It would work better to land OBL if you put a blonde wig on a goat!

Posted by: bags75 at April 25, 2006 10:12 PM (cEzsN)

12 yooooooo lady urrrrrr killin daaaaaa world hope there no world war 3

Posted by: chonga at April 26, 2006 12:35 AM (I1dCo)

13 I find it ironic that the liberals were bending over for muslim scum long before the whores decided to.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at April 26, 2006 07:50 AM (0yYS2)

14 I actually think Bin Laden's African mistress, Kola Boof, is way more attractive and sexier than this old hag. Plus Kola Boof is Sudanese and we all know that Bin Laden loves all things Sudanese. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kola_Boof

Posted by: Rudolph Vronsky at April 26, 2006 01:49 PM (cBBF4)

15 Looks like her CAREBEAR has gone punk

Posted by: sandpiper at April 27, 2006 02:23 PM (V8weA)

16 Some pure sex with her would feel good right now....

Posted by: anomynous at May 01, 2006 08:47 PM (PWl2t)

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Islamist fools have forced out cool hot blonde Tamar Goregian due to the death Fatwa issued on her hot blonde self. The first and second runner up both Muslim women also declined the title due to threats of violence. The Brave Miss Teen Iraq, Silva Shahakian, has accepted the title-- but I thought the blonde infidel chick was much hotter.

ABCNEWS : Iraq's newly crowned beauty queen, Tamar Goregian, has decided to step down — just four days after her election, making this the shortest reign in the pageant's 60-year history.

On April 9, the 23-year-old, who was the first Armenian Iraqi to win the Miss Iraq pageant, announced her resignation after receiving threats by a group of religious extremists who referred to her as "the queen of infidels" for participating in the contest.

Miss Teen Iraq, Silva Shahakian, a Christian, accepted the title(pic below).

UPDATE: More hot Iraqi action here.

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Somebody call Madonna, quick! Since we're constantly being accused of being a Zionist front, I figure we owe it to our readers to highlight this case.

Ynet:

A group of ultra-orthodox hackers, shocked by the obscenity of some porn sites, has launched an internet campaign in a bid to cause such sites to crash. The hackers, already named at some internet forums the "ultra-orthodox sex commando," or the "ultra-orthodox electronic underground," focus their efforts at this point on Hebrew sites.

The first target was the Hebrew porn site www.sexhack.tk – a mid-sized, not very popular site that features sex videos.

Those who tried logging in to the site found instead a photo of the Lubavitch Rabbi with the text: "We, the religious-net group, hacked into this site and erased all obscenities. The other sites we plan on bringing down are listed below."

The hackers erased the explicit content and wrote that "the holy kabbalah warns that the sin of spilling sperm in vain is the cause for most diseases and misfortune!"

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