May 25, 2006

Grabby Han Solo

Part of our ongoing effort to bring you all things porn and Star Wars. Han Solo grabs Leia, Leia likes it. Actual footage from Return of the Jedi.

Leia, you dirty dirty girl.

Hat tip to Ace. I'd call Ace a dirty dirty girl too, but that's just wrong. You know, bad gay and all that.

UPDATE: Is Leia secretly working for the Democratic Underground's live hot chat line?

UPDATE: More evidence that Leia is a dirty, dirty girl.

Oh, but it get's worse. Much worse. That's your sister!

Posted by: Rusty at 09:34 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Oh Luke... Which trailer park did you live in on Tatooine?

Posted by: mrclark at May 25, 2006 09:56 AM (dReBH)

2 Infidels!! Mocking the Holy Trilogy like that! Oh, the shame! You must appease me now. Everyone, eat a BLT.. extra B. JT

Posted by: JeepThang at May 25, 2006 10:21 AM (0411H)

3 Is that a deleted scene? I haven't seen the movie in years and I don't remember Luke kissing Leia.

Posted by: Jack Miller at May 25, 2006 10:54 AM (CnDtU)

4 Never mind. It's a deleted scene that first appeared in 2000. They were obviously intended to be lovers at first.

Posted by: Jack Miller at May 25, 2006 11:03 AM (CnDtU)

5 Man, the Empire Strikes Back is still one of the coolest movies I've ever seen. I haven't seen it in, oh, two decades. Can you get the original version anywhere? It's the only one of the movies I even care to watch again.

Posted by: Asgerd at May 25, 2006 11:58 AM (Ue8mX)

6 Star Wars Geeks! Oh brother! Beam me up Scotty! Now!

Posted by: hondo at May 25, 2006 02:10 PM (DaNq1)

7 You're missing the best one! In #4, they are in the trash compactor and Han gets all dirty when he tells Leia to "get on top of it" and she yells back "I'm trying!"

Posted by: RepJ at May 25, 2006 02:22 PM (y6n8O)

8 USE THE BRAKE LUKE USE THE BRAKE how else do you stop your land speeder at a bantha crossing

Posted by: sandpiper at May 25, 2006 02:29 PM (760E/)

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