May 08, 2006

Get Your Free Hymen Report from all Three Credit Bureaus!

They don't have "credit reports" in Arab countries, laments Jordanian born Eurabe:

Then I realised we do. It's called "your reputation"..and it something that comes along with being a girl. it's just as important as your credit report in the US. One slip and everybody in the country finds out about it. Your reputation report is reviewed anytime you need to make important social and even career transactions just like in the US when you make financial contracts. The girls in my dorm were all intent on having hymen operations before marriage. Because loosing that is equivilant of bankruptcy. Anyone living in the US knows what that will do to your credit report.
So, how does one go about getting an Equifax hymen report?

Posted by: Rusty at 08:34 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 It sounds like a growth job market, doesn't it? Where do we sign up for hymen inspector degrees? Several years ago, when the Daily Show nailed Bob Jones U, they did a quick list of the majors offered. It started with the usual, English, Mathematics, Political Science, all scrolling across the screen, and then "Reconstructive Hymenology." Good times.

Posted by: jd at May 08, 2006 10:12 AM (aqTJB)

2 Hymen inspector degree??? I could be wrong, but isn't that called... sex?

Posted by: RepJ at May 08, 2006 05:55 PM (wZLWV)

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