March 22, 2006

What Country Has the Hottest Military Babes?

A raging debate has started as to which nation produces the hottest women soldiers over at Military Photos. There are now over 365 pages of pics--the longest thread ever at the website. Who would have thought that our men in the armed services would care so deeply about babes?

So, which nation has the hottest military babes? It's so hard to judge these things. I mean, take an average looking chick. Throw a uniform on her. Have her pose with an M-16. Voila, she is suddenly transformed from girl next door to candidate for Playmate of the Year! Or at least, that's how I see it. There's just something hot about a chick with a gun and an urge to kill terrorists.

What is obvious about this photo series is that there is clearly a hot military babe gap. No, America has produced its share of very hot soldiers, marines, navy babes, and air women, but come on--we're the freakin USA! I mean, are we going to sit back and be comfortable with being among the nations with the world's hottest military chicks? Hell no! This is America, not Canada.

It's high time for our millitary recruiters to head to top modeling agencies, sorority houses, and strip clubs, so that we can boast to the world that we have the hottest soldiers in the world.

All the images below are SFW. Check them out and then answer this poll.

Which country has the best looking women in uniform?
United States of America
Israel
U.K.
Netherlands
France
Russia
China
Iran
al Qaeda--not a nation
  
Free polls from Pollhost.com

American military babes:

Hot solo air force babe action. My love of babes and gun porn all in the same pic!


How can we lose with soldiers like this?

Or this?


Is that belly button ring standard issue, soldier?


My grandfather was career Air Force. Now I see why.

Marines in Fallujah, 2005.

God bless the USA!

Bombs away!

Mechanic any one?


Then again, we are constantly reminded by the MSM that we also have this. Why don't we make the IDF a deal and trade her in for a better model?

Hot military babes of the world:

Man, are those Israeli IDF soldiers hot, or what? Okay, they are our allies, I know, but they're supposed to be the junior partners in this relationship.

Here's my favorite IDF chick:

Followed by:


Candid IDF photo. Time for Professor Chaos to convert and move to Israel!


And I have serious doubts about this chick really being in the IDF.... but, we can hope.


Name Britain's most famous hot millitary babe and member of the Pentavarite. You have to admit, she was a handsom woman in her time:


And yo do know the Brits allow lesbians in the military, right?

Germany:

Netherlands:

Spain: Hey Spain...we could use her help in Iraq! You lousy defeatists....


Belgium

Australian sheila

Neutral military babes:

Switzerland

Finland. Are the Fins in Afghanistan?

Sweden

Hot military babes from countries we might have to fight.

North Korea: Are we going to let the North Koreans get away with this?

China: No, the Chinese military doesn't want to put Taiwan under its thumb. It just wants to play with kittens. That's all. Trust them.

Okay, I just had to include this for the sake of being able to write Chinese Peoople's Liberation Army upskirt.

France...okay, so they claim to be allies, but come on. We all know that one of these days we and France are going to have to have a little chat. Just think, 3 minutes into the war they will surrender and she will become a POW!



I pray we remain allies with Russia for this simple reason.

Just so you know, this is what we are up against if the fit ever hit the shan with Iran. Can you blame them for wanting to cover their faces?

More from Iran....

Al Qaeda tank with female jihadi and bin Laden concubine.

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Posted by: Rusty at 11:33 AM | Comments (22) | Add Comment
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1 I wondered what was taking so long. Good to see you really put the required time into this post, really!

Posted by: Howie at March 22, 2006 01:54 PM (D3+20)

2 Somehow I don't think most of the models of America would be real good with the stress of the battlefield.

Posted by: sports crazy at March 22, 2006 02:08 PM (rjg51)

3 Dr. Rusty Shackleford: FUNNIEST POST EVER - PERIOD. I'll try to send you some of the very, very hot chicks in the CF. I'm sad that you don't have any right now! Thanks again, - Max

Posted by: Max at March 22, 2006 02:43 PM (WM45z)

4 Yeah Max, I tried to find some hot Canadian military chicks. I guess I wasn't looking hard enough :-)

Posted by: Rusty at March 22, 2006 02:59 PM (JQjhA)

5 Okay... Who's the joker who voted for the goat?

Posted by: Rusty at March 22, 2006 03:03 PM (JQjhA)

6 When the Russian secret weapons spoke English, I answered all their questions, and did not know I was doing it.

Posted by: Leatherneck at March 22, 2006 03:06 PM (D2g/j)

7 I am from Finland and the Goat she is beautiful ya?

Posted by: Kelleuuuuueeuuu Malkauuuuuuuuu at March 22, 2006 03:08 PM (3OPZt)

8 Well, *I* certainly feel the need to salute!

Posted by: Brian B at March 22, 2006 03:14 PM (rGfpg)

9 I surrender!

Posted by: jesusland joe at March 22, 2006 03:37 PM (rUyw4)

10 As an Australian, I have to vote patriotically...

Posted by: Matthew at March 22, 2006 03:56 PM (5Ezmt)

11 Hmm, maybe i should have looked at the poll first...ok then, Israel.

Posted by: Matthew at March 22, 2006 03:57 PM (5Ezmt)

12 Wow! NATO and the IDF can occupy my house any day!

Posted by: Graeme at March 22, 2006 04:48 PM (0yOLq)

13 Hard to believe Elizabeth II was ever that cute and produced such UGLY ass children....

Posted by: caltechgirl at March 22, 2006 04:59 PM (jOkK0)

14 Isn't that last picture Stevie Nicks?

Posted by: caltechgirl at March 22, 2006 05:00 PM (jOkK0)

15 USA USA USA!!! Israel, WOW!!! Sweden has a military?? She's hot anyway.

Posted by: nuthin2seehere at March 22, 2006 05:29 PM (ukMrv)

16 CTG-- Baaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh. Ms. Nicks, can I have your autograph?

Posted by: Rusty at March 22, 2006 06:11 PM (JQjhA)

17 IDF entry.

Posted by: Aaron's cc: at March 22, 2006 07:22 PM (ov6Vw)

18 I'm still ahem ... debating. However, even though you can't even see her ..., there's just something in me, which I should heed my pride and not admit to ..., that respects a chick and artillery. I'm starting to sound like Bob Fibber - "Just play it loud, ok?"

Posted by: yo at March 22, 2006 07:44 PM (6DvwA)

19 It looks like one of you leches broke the internet. Thanks a lot!

Posted by: Rusty at March 22, 2006 08:54 PM (JQjhA)

20 No Belguim vote??? she was the hottest thing in any uniform short of a thong...Great post!

Posted by: Ed at March 22, 2006 11:26 PM (Ffvoi)

21 WASPS,WAVS,WACS, take your pick

Posted by: sandpiper at March 23, 2006 09:40 AM (1LUQw)

22 Wow, the Islamobabes are real lookers.

Posted by: Naarski at March 23, 2006 12:58 PM (VcGIY)

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