Crack reporter Mike Pechar, always on the lookout for a porn-terrorism connection, finds this story from Ananova. Technically it's not a 'freebie', I know. It's more of a quid pro quo:

Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.

The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.

Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it.

"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."

"I am available to make love with [Iraqi dictator] Saddam Hussein to achieve peace in the Middle East

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1 55 years old!!! Debbie Schlussel could use some make-up tips from her!

Posted by: Venom at April 25, 2006 10:28 AM (dbxVM)

2 Sure. It'll work. Everyone knows these muslims are closet sex fiends, devouring porn, in spite of the religious rules against such. The evil, murdering hypocrite bastards.......

Posted by: n.a. palm at April 25, 2006 10:47 AM (8sFwj)

3 Holy mother of ... That lucky son of a bitch! This is the last time im bying any vids from her. You hear, No More!

Posted by: Dan at April 25, 2006 10:48 AM (Z2OsI)

4 She would only be supplying weapons to OBL. I mean, look at the cannons on her!

Posted by: anonymous at April 25, 2006 11:13 AM (oQmui)

5 The rumor about Osama holding out for Angelina Jolie is unfounded. Osama is actually holding out for Arnold, Fred Ziffle's pig from Green Acres.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at April 25, 2006 11:15 AM (RHG+K)

6 The Democrats are always talking about how committed they are to fighting terrorism and how much they support the troops. This seems like an excellent opportunity for Pelosi, Feinstein or Clinton to step up to the plate and prove it - maybe even make it a threefer to sweeten the deal.

Posted by: Graeme at April 25, 2006 11:54 AM (N5vCl)

7 Bluto, now look what you've done! You frightened Arnold, now I want you to apologize to him right now!

Posted by: Lisa at April 25, 2006 12:05 PM (D3+20)

8 If NASA was using whatever it is that's holding her blouse up to hold the foam on the external fuel tanks, they wouldn't be having those problems right now. What exactly is hold that up?

Posted by: HD Wanderer at April 25, 2006 01:55 PM (nA9AR)

9 Holy Lord!!!! I thought my wife had big cannons!!!! If i was OBL, I'd take that offer...

Posted by: anomynous at April 25, 2006 06:37 PM (KRX90)

10 wow, talk about taking one for the team. cue a lame joke about the "coalition of the willing"

Posted by: nadz at April 25, 2006 08:16 PM (RQFnG)

11 It would work better to land OBL if you put a blonde wig on a goat!

Posted by: bags75 at April 25, 2006 10:12 PM (cEzsN)

12 yooooooo lady urrrrrr killin daaaaaa world hope there no world war 3

Posted by: chonga at April 26, 2006 12:35 AM (I1dCo)

13 I find it ironic that the liberals were bending over for muslim scum long before the whores decided to.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at April 26, 2006 07:50 AM (0yYS2)

14 I actually think Bin Laden's African mistress, Kola Boof, is way more attractive and sexier than this old hag. Plus Kola Boof is Sudanese and we all know that Bin Laden loves all things Sudanese. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kola_Boof

Posted by: Rudolph Vronsky at April 26, 2006 01:49 PM (cBBF4)

15 Looks like her CAREBEAR has gone punk

Posted by: sandpiper at April 27, 2006 02:23 PM (V8weA)

16 Some pure sex with her would feel good right now....

Posted by: anomynous at May 01, 2006 08:47 PM (PWl2t)

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