Fred Phelps will Rot in Hell (+ good gay)

UPDATE: Image stolen from Ace of Spades HQ. I figure since we share the same server, Ace can't sue me for sucking his bandwidth.
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Have you ever got a link that you wish would just go away? For some reason The Jawa Report has hit the radar screen of one Rev. Fred Phelp's "God Hates Fags" website. It's the official website of the Westboro Baptist Church. These are the assholes who make it a point to protest at the funerals of our heroic men and women of the military, slain in the line of duty.

Just to set the record straight, let me state the official position of The Jawa Report's editorial board on homosexuality:

We fully support the rights of hot lipstick-lesbians to engage in gratuitous public acts of indecency--provided no children are present. Moreover, if said hot lipstick-lesbians include one or more of the following, we believe it the patriotic duty of every red-blooded, apple pie loving, patriotic, American male to video afforementioned gratuitous public acts of indecency for prompt distribution on the internet:

Angelina Jolie
Natalie Portman
Carrie Fisher, young (or any look alike)
Jessica Alba
Cameron Diaz (no llamas)
Bai Ling
Mrs. Norm Coleman
Jane Fonda (pre-treason)
Madonna (young)
Helena Houdova
Brittney Spears
Pataki's strippers
Ann Coulter
Kylie Minogue
Gerri Halliwell
Marey Carey
Terri Hatcher
Anna Nicole Smith (cert worthy)
Muslim apostates Michelle Leslie (aka "Michelle Lee") & Deeyah

& for the sake of the Laama Butcher's Melissa Theuriau

We'll also throw in Jennifer Love Hewitt for The Maximum Leader

UPDATE: For clarification sake, let me just say that the list is not fully inclusive, but only a representative sample. So, Scarlett Johanson & Kate Beckinsale are just kind of implied.

As for bad gay homosexuality---which includes all unattractive and/or butch lesbians and any two guys, however attractive they may be--we affirm the traditional Christian notion that God loves every one in spite of their sins.

Although God loves the gays, we do have a feeling that he finds homosexuality icky and gross. We also have a feeling Charles Darwin might take issue with it.

In addition to "hating fags", Phelps also hates America. His website's logo is an upside down American flag. Notice that I didn't link back to those filthy traitors?

Oh, and I don't believe that most Democrats are traitors It's just that most traitors seem to be Democrats.

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