March 27, 2006

John Kerry's Porn Addiction

John Kerry has a compulsive pornography addiction, new documents released by The Smoking Gun reveal. In a rider stipulating important hotel ammenities including 'celery' and a 'recumbant bike', Kerry's 2004 election camp also insisted that:

...the ability to order movies n-suite (sic) should always be turned on and ready for JK's arrival. I know this may seem trivial but these things make JK very happy.
Okay, so nowhere in the documents is pornography mentioned. But, come on, you do the math. Pay-per-view hotel movies make John Kerry, not just happy, but very happy. Campaign financed in-room movies with the not-so-subtle disclosure that movie titles do not show up on credit card bill. That alone isn't enough to convince me John Kerry likes the porn, but, come on, have you seen Teresa Heinz-Kerry lately? You'd turn to porn, too.

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Hat tip to Ace who has a great Top Ten list.

Posted by: Rusty at 02:49 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 A Mr. Ed voiceover would be perfect with that picture.

Posted by: Mike at March 27, 2006 03:28 PM (z2DbN)

2 Did the rider also request four boxes of 'extra soft' Kleenex brand tissues, and hand-lotion?

Posted by: davec at March 27, 2006 04:03 PM (CcXvt)

3 You have to hand it to Mr. Kerry. (No pun intended davec). Mr. Kerry, as a globalist, is for anything a person feels is right for them. For example, porn, abortion, drug abuse (beyond reason), illegal alien invasion, homo marrage, free healthcare, debt through the roof, Moleck or Bel worship as false religions, MAMBLA, and the New world order. I am sure I missed a few examples.

Posted by: Leatherneck at March 27, 2006 05:00 PM (D2g/j)

4 Dude, you've gotta post some sort of antidote to that poke-out-my-eyes pic.

Posted by: Jim at March 27, 2006 05:22 PM (YkmII)

5 Really, like put the pic "under the fold" and give the usual "graphic warning". Yeesh, don't you love us anymore? I keep reminding myself how close she came to being First Lady. It gives me the shivers, still.

Posted by: Oyster at March 27, 2006 07:07 PM (YudAC)

6 hahaha! You gotta love the alternative media.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 27, 2006 07:47 PM (8e/V4)

7 When I was growing up in a small town there was a woman everyone called the Red Witch. I wondered what became of her. Now I know.

Posted by: jesusland joe at March 27, 2006 09:09 PM (rUyw4)

8 Dose he read PLAYBOY or HUSTLER?

Posted by: sandpiper at March 28, 2006 02:45 PM (UwJcR)

9 Neither, Playgirl or some variant thereof.

Posted by: alacrity fitzhugh at March 28, 2006 05:14 PM (/Ws2M)

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