July 11, 2005

I'm Back!

Five hundred mosquito bites later and I'm still alive. Did I miss anything? Oh, yeah, THAT.

I was up getting ready for my camping trip at about 5 a.m., just as the news was breaking. Let me thank the whole Jawa crew for doing a fantastic job covering the London bombings and especially Mike Pechar and Chad Evans for their live updates. I had to travel 11 hours to get to where I was going and listened to breaking news most of the day and Mike's post was just outstanding. Thanks!

P.S-I have like 500 unread e-mails. If you sent me something in the last few days or so I might not be able to get back to you. Sorry.

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July 07, 2005

London Underground Explosions

[Post Summary 1900 EDT] Reporting on today's explosions started around 0500 EDT at IP with updates through 0900, all reflected below. After that time, reports on the Internet and in the world's media ballooned into dissonance. Consequently, this post conveys the initial confusion, the speculation, and some false reports generated during the initial hours after the explosions.

At this time, 37 people have been confirmed as fatalities and 700 were injured from four separate bombings, three in the London Underground and one suicide bomber on a double-decker bus.

Prime Minister Tony Blair has spoken to and for the British people and the G8 world leaders in condemning the attacks while voicing a resolve not to be swayed by terrorism.

Every other conceivable aspect of the story is being vigorously pursued by the media and the blogosphere, with many sources linked to this post. Accordingly, I have no reason to continue updating this entry. It's more appropriate to investigate and report the multitude of eventualities and ramifications of the attacks in separate posts.

Update (Chad):
While Rusty is away, he gave me the keys to update important stories and clearly the London story is huge by all means. Unfortunately I do not have the time to cross-post every updated entry at The Jawa Report. You may view the updates here.

Also The Templar Pundit has some keen insight into the terror attack and ABC News is now reporting there were two unexploded bombs found nearby the other attacks.

Breaking news from the BBC:

Several people have been injured after explosions blamed on a power surge led to the whole London Underground network being closed down.

British Transport Police said some of the power surges had caused explosions.

Surges took place at Aldgate, Edgware Road, King's Cross, Old Street and Russell Square stations.

A spokesman said there were "walking wounded" at Liverpool Street station but one person's life was reported to be "at risk."

Reports indicate that traffic congestion has resulted from fire and ambulance services crowding the streets. There are no reports of injuries yet.

[Update 0630 EDT]

From the BBC:

A police spokesman said there were "quite a large number of casualties" at Aldgate Tube Station.

And Scotland Yard confirmed one of several reports of explosions on buses in the city - in Tavistock Place - but said the cause was not yet known.

One caller to BBC Five said his friend had seen "the bus ripped open like a can of sardines and bodies everywhere."

Number 10 said it was "still unsure" whether the explosions were a terrorist attack and although casualties were reported, no further details were yet available.

From the Guardian Unlimited:

Many people were hurt today in a "major incident" on London transport as suspected terrorist attacks caused multiple explosions on tube trains and buses and plunged London's transport network into chaos.

Several eyewitnesses reported that a bus had been ripped apart by a bomb near Russell Square. Police confirmed the explosion. Union officials said they had received reports of two more bus explosions, but details were not immediately available. All London hospitals are on major incident alert.

Laura Matthews, a press officer at Universities UK, with offices in Tavistock Square, said there were bodies lying around the bus explosion, some without arms or legs. "Get people down here quickly," she sobbed. She thought a bomb had gone off and was trying to evacuate her office.

From network news, two deaths have been reported, presumably from the bus explosion. Six total explosions are said to have occurred.

In all incidents of this type, terrorism is suspected, however, there's no indication so far. The subway and the bus explosions are being reported as coincidental. I don't believe coincidental explosions occur.

[Update 0730 EDT]

From various sources:

In a quick press announcement at 7am, PM Tony Blair calls for calm and vows to defeat those that committed the "barbaric" terrorist acts. Blair will leave the G8 Summit and travel to London.

The BBC has reported from Arab sources that the explosions were likely the work of al-Qaeda.

All public transportation in and around London has been suspended.

Rescue operations are underway in six locations.

There is an unconfirmed report that Scotland Yard received a warning before the explosions. It's probably false.

At least 100 people (unconfirmed) are injured. Royal London Hospital reports 95 injured, 1 fatality.

A suspicious package believed to be an unexploded device has been found. Also, London police said traces of explosive have been found at one site.

An unknown group (Italian?) claims responsibility for the attacks in the name of al-Qaeda. Possibly bogus.

[Update 0900 EDT]

From Sky News:

A terror group linked to al Qaeda says it carried out a series of terror attacks on London that have left a number of people dead and hundreds injured.

A previously unknown group calling itself "Secret Organisation al Qaeda in Europe" said it carried out the attacks as revenge for British "military massacres" in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Two London hospitals have reported a total of 185 wounded after a series of blasts hit locations across the city on buses and Tube stations.

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair said there was evidence of explosives at at least two of the six sites.

Shortly after 0800 EDT, Tony Blair read a joint statement from the G8 leaders, stating that the attack on London was an "attack on all nations" and violence will not change societies or values.

Scotland Yard reports that seven explosions occurred and there was no prior warning. Government officials have closed the underground system for the day. Currently, the only vehicles operating in London are cars, taxis, and bicycles.

Companion post and pics at Interested-Participant.

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July 06, 2005

Where's Waldo

In case you're wondering, I'm going out of town to the annual pimp convention. I turn the blog key over to whoever the hell wants it. See y'all on Monday.

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On behalf of the 'Anonymous Blogger Community'...

....can I be the first to tell the Washington Post to get bent? Oh, wait, it looks like John Hawkins did that for me. And for newer readers, yes, 'Rusty Shackleford' is not my real name. In real life I'm a 23 year old single-mother struggling through law school and supplementing her meager income by dancing at genlemen's clubs and making guest appearences on softcore porn produced for Cinemax. 'Bluto' also has commentary...

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July 05, 2005

Rosenburg Grandaughter Defends Terrorists

The granddaughter of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg is now calling for the release of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. Ironical.

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Chirac Insults Everybody

It was giggles and belly laughs as French President Jacques Chirac entertained his dinner companions, German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder and Russian President Vladimir Putin, with insults directed toward the British. Yuck-yuck! Unfortunately, their private conversation was recorded by a journalist and published.

From the UK Telegraph:

Anglo-French tensions heightened last night after Jacques Chirac delivered a series of insults to Britain as London and Paris fought to secure the 2012 Olympic Games and faced fresh disagreement at the G8 summit.

The president, chatting to the German and Russian leaders in a Russian cafe, said: "The only thing [the British] have ever given European farming is mad cow." Then, like generations of French people before him, he also poked fun at British cuisine.

They must be rolling on the floor on Downing Street. Old Jacques wasn't through, though.
"You can't trust people who cook as badly as that," he said. "After Finland, it's the country with the worst food."
What did the Finnish do to old Jacques? Would it be appropriate to suggest that he pretty much hates anything that's not French? But wait, there's more.
"But what about hamburgers?" said Vladimir Putin, the Russian president, referring to America.

"Oh no, hamburgers are nothing in comparison," Mr Chirac said.

Mr Putin and Gerhard Schroeder, the German chancellor, laughed. Mr Chirac then recalled how George Robertson, the former Nato secretary general and a former defence secretary in Tony Blair's Cabinet, had once made him try an "unappetising" Scottish dish, apparently meaning haggis.

"That's where our problems with Nato come from," he said.

Mr Schroeder and Mr Putin laughed again.

My gut hurts. Jacques, you're killing me. France opposes NATO because you were asked to try haggis. Hey, don't give this guy any Rocky Mountain Oysters. He'll start a war.

The fact that Chirac jokes about NATO by making a correlation between foreign policy and the lunch menu provides some explanation why even Chirac's own people are less and less fond of him. If I were French, I'd be embarrassed by Chirac's statements and then I'd emigrate.

Companion post at Interested-Participant.

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July 04, 2005

The Nightly News with Ron Burgendy and Brian Williams

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The problem, Brian, is not that you equated our Founding Father's with terrorists, it is that you equated terrorists with our Founding Fathers. The first is disgustingly stupid, the second is stupidly disgusting. The fact that you can't see what the distinction is and think we're just not getting your point reveals you have the intellect of a third grader. In the future, please refrain from saying anything not on the cue cards. That's what you're paid for.

Williams:

While I insist that a re-reading of my question will prove that in no way was I calling the framers "terrorists" (for starters, the word did not exist 229 years ago), I regret that anyone thought that after a life spent reading and loving American history, I had suddenly changed my mind about the founders of our nation.

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Caption Contest Wieners: A fatwa on your house!

Brad: Ward Churchill’s girlfriend sits in the bedroom waiting to FRAG her lover when he gets home after finding out he was “CHIMPIN” another CU co-ed.

Carin: And I thought it took a while to get used to the "string in my ass" sensation.

William Teach: Conservative Dating. Meet the Red State girl of your dreams.

And for using super-insider blogger references, special mention goes to CCW Bass:

I discovered that while it was great for keeping whispy liberal boys at bay, Frank J. has suddenly begun stalking me.

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July 01, 2005

Insert Fatwa -->HERE<-- (Do it yourself Festival of the Fatwas)

The following infidels, Zionist monkeys, and Crusador pigs get a fatwa for celebrating the Great Satan's anniversary! Click on the links below for blasphemy, heresy, and lies! Want to participate? Just link any of your most fatwa worthy posts to this post and send us a trackback. A fatwa will be issued below.

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Caption Contest

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Caption the above photo, get a fatwa!

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June 30, 2005

Puke Blogging (UPDATED)

I'm getting sick. RS v. 1.5 has been throwing up for the past 4 days. Looks like it's my turn. If I'm not back in a couple of days notify the authorities. Tell them Scott Baio has pinkeye and is on the loose.

UPDATE 6/30: I'm feeling much better now. Thanks for all the well wishes. But last night.......... more...

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Time to release reporter notes

Also today we have the fact that Time magazine is going to turn over reporter notes. While the journalists have refused to reveal their source their employer has caved.

Hat Tip: See Dubya (your advice did help)

Atricle here.

Also blogger John Cole has a post on the issue.

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June 29, 2005

It's hot Don: WTW

It's White Trash Wednesday.

Yes it's been hotter than a firecracker on the fourth of July. Blackberries are getting ripe and I had best get out and pick some if I want to try out making some blackberry wine. I just pulled 3 fifths from the grape I had going and I must say it's pretty dawgone good. It went a little faster because the tin box I live in gets a little hard to keep cool when the old sunball starts shining on it. Speaking of blackberries I got my first chigger of the season this week. It's right on back of the old knee. Talk about itch. Whew!!. Hey the best over the counter remedy is Benadryl liquid or spray. I guess this weekend I'll have to strip down nekkid and apply deet. Then you put on your socks and underwear and apply more deet. Then you put on your jeans and a long sleeve flannel shirt and apply more deet. You are now ready to pick blackberries. Remember though strip and bathe right afterwards because chiggers love tender places if you know what I mean.

Well I had intended to put up our Friendly Wayne Co Sheriff but while WTVW blared on about the arrest of this fine gentleman they ignored my request to post a link and the story. Just want the Sheriff and his buddies to know we know what he is dealing with. I hope they change their tune and fess up the mistake and set a good example. Yes your right Sheriff every one is looking at you and you probably feel picked on. What a good time to set an example by taking responsibility and I'm sure you will be better for it and if you do I hope you all get to keep your jobs. I'll put a link to WTWV in case they ever decide to put up that story. Be nice guys because the little weather girl. Well she's my sweety I like to get up to the TV and pinch them little cute cheeks. pinch em pinch em pinch em. I bet she had a rough childhood. She says a big cool down for this weekend. I hope so. more...

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Gods Slay Titans: Natalee Hollo-who?

I'm really happy for Dan Riehl and Tom and Red of Scared Monkey's. Seriously. And by happy I mean pissed off and jealous. Despite the fact that every bone in my body says, "Blog on Natalee Holloway, because of the hits, man, THINK ABOUT THE HITS!" I just can't bring myself to do it.

Why? I agree with Michelle Malkin, "I just wish there were a way to take this story's magical ingredients and add them to neglected threats that affect far more people."

How about this for a headline:

Pretty blonde Alabama girl in Marine corps goes missing in Iraq. Jordanian police detain father of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi for questioning.

Would somebody please remind the American people that THERE'S A F*CKING WAR ON!!

Ok. Got that out of my system. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. Hey Dan, Red, or Tom, how about throwing us a link............

UPDATE: Thanks to Tom for throwing us the link. In case you can't tell, we go way back and I see he can still take a joke. I agree, his stories are not my stories, and my interests not necessarily his. And we are still just effing bloggers and not Dan Rather anchors, so I guess I'll lighten up on you guys. They've found a cause and a niche--most people only find niches and never causes--good on you.

My own cause and niche are American hostages still in Iraq. And Red, Tom, Dan Riehl are right: bloggers like us have made contacts and have sources that the MSM are oblivious to. My posts on these hostages and their posts on whats-her-name in Aruba a case in point.

Anyway, my criticism still applies to the MSM. Yes, the Halloway story is important to some people--those in Aruba, in Alabama, or among those who knew Natalee personally. Very important. But why is it on all three news 24 hr news networks every day? This story is not worthy of being in national headlines for weeks. It is worthy of bloggers and local news outlets, but certainly not the national news.

UPDATE 2:*** MPJ EXCLUSIVE *** MUST CITE MY PET JAWA ***

Dan Riehl uses 'erudite' and 'ardent' in same sentence without belching.....

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Wednesday's Blast Around the Blogosphere (UPDATED: Awesom-O Edtion)

Round the Reader for today is up. Need something to blog about? Go and see the myriad of topics you can discuss either there or on your blog.
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UPDATE: Can I dump a few links here Chris? Because my e-mail is pretty much full up with requests for links today......Be sure to check out Chris's Blast Around the Blogosphere, then check out the links below.

Dave at Garfield Ridge must have his own Awesom-o unit. Check out the funny.

Awesom-o warns you not to go here unless you are into sick humor at the expense of the Religion of Peas. Warning: NC-17 Rated--NSFW.

Ever wondered what happens to jihadis when they get out of their yards? They go feral, that's what happens. Please have your jihadis spayed or neutered. The Ebb and Flow Institute take us through feral jihadi control methods.

John Hawkins as Right Wing News interviews Mark Steyn. Steyn, perhaps the best anti-idiotarian columnist out there, names his favorite bloggers and includes the lovely and talented Kate McMillan of Small Dead Animals. Awesom-o!

Awesom-o just went down to Gitmo with a bunch of Democrats---it turns out that most of them had pretty good things to say about the 'gulag of our times'.

Simon has an awesom-o column on the prospects of post-Communist China.

Confederate Yankee has moved to the mu.nu conspiracy. Welcome aboard!

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June 28, 2005

Do-it Yourself Fatwa Festival: A fatwa on your house!

Yesterday's do-it-yourself fatwa festival was a big hit, so why not go two days in a row? Plus, I'm sort of on vacation with no time to do my usual blogosphere surfing in search of the most fatwa worthy posts! Have an interesting link? Want me to issue a fatwa against you? Just make sure you link this post and then send a trackback here.

Ok, so it's not an Instalanche, but it might get you a little notice. Plus, remember that part of the secret of Goolge hits is to have incoming links. A trackback sent here shows up as a link to you, hence, helps you out with the long-term hits. Win-win.

Check out the fatwas issued below.

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Die Troll, Die

You-know-who has been banned. Let the celebrations begin!

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June 27, 2005

Luke, I am your father...

One of my blog sons, Brian B., tells me there is a new satire blog he's involved in--The Constitution Death Pool. Personally I'm betting on October 5th, 2034 as the official date for the Constitution's demise. Anyhow, go check it out.

Do I have any more blog children? A couple that I know of, but hey, Rusty gets around.........

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Do-it Yourself Fatwah Festival

Have an interesting link? Want me to issue a fatwa against you? Send a trackback here. Ok, so it's not an Instalanche, but it might get you a little notice. Plus, remember that part of the secret of Goolge hits is to have incoming links. A trackback sent here shows up as a link to you. Win-win.

Plus, I just don't have time to link any one today. So check out the fatwas below.

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Is that a RINO in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

The first edition of the RINO Sightings festival is up. Fatwas forthcoming.......

For those that care, I'm around. I've been chained to my computer in the fetal position by my editor and he's threatened to turn the air way up and begin playing Christina Aguilera's Genie in a Bottle at 20 decibels above legal if I don't crank out 5 pages a day. Torture indeed.

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