Cox & Forkum says it best:

If I were an outraged muslim, I'd consider shutting up about now.

After all, you bomb our churches, and in return we make cartoons.

And crummy photoshops.

If you don't like these depictions of your exalted pedophile prophet-pimp, wait and see what happens when we really get pissed off.

You talk tough in the comments section, so come on, beeyotches, give me a real fatwa. You sissies.

Google bait: danish caricature prophet mohammed jyllends posten cartoon mohammed

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Congrats are in order for Dr. James Joyner on the occasion of his third blogiversary. And many more, on channel four. And Scooby Doo, on channel two.

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...as Bluto Blutarsky.

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Radical eLeft Pushing For Filibuster

The mainstream media are missing, or ignoring, the pressure on Senate Democrats organized by lunatic fringe, diehard Leftists ("netroots") in the blogosphere. These are folks who despise the idea of Constructionist judges who (horrors!) actually use the Constitution as the basis of their rulings. This is not just blog rhetoric, but an organized campaign of pressure on Democratic Senators.

A few snatches of the hysterical blather coming in over the ether: more...

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1 Nah, I do not want a filibuster to succeed. I'm having too much fun reading the comments at Kos's site. Just imagine what they are going to be like when the cloture vote fails? And, then, on Tuesday when Alito is confirmed. Good times, my friend. Good times.

Posted by: Mark at January 28, 2006 09:23 PM (XGQGm)

2 Why don't we call our Senators and threaten to vote them out if they vote to filibuster? It only makes things fair...

Posted by: Ariya at January 28, 2006 10:11 PM (uxW3N)

3 That's what I have been doing, Ariya. We need to do everything we can to pressure Dems not to filibuster, so call and email every Dem who represents you and yours. The more we call, the less effect the Kos Kids have.

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 28, 2006 11:14 PM (rUyw4)

4 So we see that this blog and many of the comments are simply bashing their fellow americans for being passionate about their views. If you oppose the filibuster, why not make your case instead of just calling non-like-minded americans "loons"? True patriots don't turn on their countrymen.

Posted by: JV at January 29, 2006 12:17 AM (GoN2v)

5 your a lil' late JV - about 35+ years.

Posted by: hondo at January 29, 2006 12:21 AM (3aakz)

6 Exactly, hondo, bashing their fellow Americans has been a hobby of the Left for yeah, about 35 years. Now the Left is mad that the rest of us have a venue to do something about it. That's why they want to control the internet.

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 29, 2006 08:30 AM (rUyw4)

7 Our own Senator Bill Nelson (D) is voting no. Martinez (R) is voting yes. But Martinez hasn't been all we hoped he would be in other respects. Nelson comes up for reelection in November and since I've gotten nothing but form letters in response to my letters to him which don't answer the pointed questions I've asked even remotely, I have serious reservations about him.

Posted by: Oyster at January 29, 2006 09:23 AM (YudAC)

8 Hey JV, we don't mind people being passionate about their views, as long as they don't hate our country or support terrorism. Liberals lose on both accounts.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 29, 2006 09:34 AM (0yYS2)

9 As to the original post, I hope they do filibuster, and make it last for about a month, so as to put a few more nails in their collective coffin.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 29, 2006 09:37 AM (0yYS2)

10 And another thing JV, you hypocritical, snivelling piece of liberal traitor shit, our forefathers turned on their own countrymen two centuries ago because they needed their asses kicked. Just like liberals today.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 29, 2006 10:50 AM (0yYS2)

11 Let Them - welcome the attempt. This is an opportunity to gauge the actual strength and influence of the DemLeft on a powerful internal domestic social issue (Supreme Court) completely separate from Iraq and other hot-button overseas issues - prior to the 06 elections. My guess - it will fail (glaringly) and nominee with be confirmed apx 72-28. Most politicians are whores to some degree - currently the Dems are the trampiest of the bunch - and cheap too. They are right now making their decisions based on their analysis of polling data that is NOT REPORTED BY THE MEDIA OR AVAILABLE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC.

Posted by: hondo at January 29, 2006 01:19 PM (3aakz)

12 Oyster I got it in my email - loved it! Thanks.

Posted by: hondo at January 29, 2006 01:20 PM (3aakz)

13 Hondo - Don't mention it. Isn't it funny as hell? I'll leave it there for a few more days for whomever wants it. Then I need to take it down. I borrowed the space on a friend's site.

Posted by: Oyster at January 29, 2006 01:36 PM (YudAC)

14 "warroom", eh? What might one hear if they put their ear to the door? "WAH! We're increasingly irrelevant!" Oh, wait ... that's their "warcry".

Posted by: Oyster at January 29, 2006 01:46 PM (YudAC)

15 >>>True patriots don't turn on their countrymen. Leftards are no more my "countrymen" than are the French or Canadians, and even they would agree that those two countries are more suitable to their tastes than is America. That's why they always keep threatening to migrate there (but never do, unfortunately).

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at January 29, 2006 02:37 PM (8e/V4)

16 Well said Carlos. To be my countrman, one must first be loyal to my country.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 29, 2006 02:59 PM (0yYS2)

17 Are the liberals afraid of a judge like ALITO who will read the constitution as it was written and not interpate it so that some freaks can go around town naked and sell brownis with LSD in them

Posted by: sandpiper at January 29, 2006 05:29 PM (r8sk+)

18 "Obstructionists" is putting it mildly. I would be calling my representatives to voice my opinion, but the rate plan from my 5-star hotel room in the Swiss Alps would put a hella-dent in my wallet... I'm not John freakin' Kerry with all that catsup cash ya know.

Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at January 30, 2006 04:21 AM (maXzk)

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Gee, my fish always died within 2 weeks.

Thanks, Phin! Now I have another excuse to tell the wife why I'm slamming brewskies.

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No, I'm not ignoring you, I've been sick. For the past 48 hours I haven't been able to keep any food down. Then suddenly, my appetite came back. So much so that I think I could eat an entire flash fried buffalo. And no, I can't wait 40 seconds.

I should be back to normal tomorrow.

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I'm feeling much better now.

TMI warning.

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Cube neighbor M, just one row over and forward of my current location, is having company this weekend. Parts of her family are Jewish so they have a Kosher and Non-Kosher fridge. A set of dishes and pans as well one “no pork allowed” and another “has touched pig” set. I’m not really privy to all the details but one affects me greatly. When they come over M also finishes off all the pork. That way there ain't any pig in the house when said fine Jewish guests arrive. Well, by golly, prosperity has hit me in the ass again! They were unable to finish off all the ham they had so today I gets me some FREE HAM and all day long. Outstanding!!! Now if you will excuse me time fer breakfast.

Living high on the hog, baby, high on the hog.

Here are your White Trash Wednesday Bloggers

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Put "Death Star" in your post. I'll probably link you.*

UPDATE: Ask and ye shall receive. more...

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Carnival of Liberty #29 is up at Combs Spouts Off.

And what a carnival it is! Where else can you find drug warrior fisking, enviro bashing, a heartfelt thank you to a soldier, a whole gaggle of Kelo rants and eminent domain updates, and a retired police officer rubbing shoulders with an anarchist?

Not as cool as Roman Numeral XL but it does have IX, many machines on IX.

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This week's RINO sightings is up, and hosted by our webdesigner Phin.

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Loyal readers keep reminding me that experiments show that tin foil actually amplifies mind rays. If so, how do you keep Karl Rove out of your head?

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I got nuttin' for a caption contest this week.

Instead, click here to stoke your patriotic fires.

Or piss your pants, if you're a bedwetting leftist.

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Thanks every one for all the well wishes on my blogiversary and for helping get word out about our small role in convicting a would-be terrorist.

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Rocco di Pippa at The Autonomist was interviewed by the BBC. Me? The BBC called once, but they just wanted a guest appearance on The Benny Hill Show.

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Fatwa issued against Sobek for "A brief conversation between Ted Kennedy and a dead hooker in the trunk of his car."

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"No news too smutty!" Sounds good to me.

A study by an Italian sexologist has found that couples who have a TV set in their bedroom...

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Fellow Jawa blogger the Dread Pundit Bluto has been blogging for one year!!

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Read this.

Follow the link below to wish him and his family well.

And please remember, a stroke is not a partisan issue.

Da Godess has the details. Leave a kind word and she'll pass it on.

Leave a nasty comment, and I swear I will hunt you down, rip out your heart, and eat it in front of your dying eyes.

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From Heinrich Isaac, who's IP tracks to Northop Grumman, one of America's leading defense contract companies, and who decided to e-mail every single one of us at The Jawa Report in response to an earlier post on a new Polygamy law in Malaysia which would allow husbands to take their wives property if divorced. Besides wasting government contract money surfing the web, Heinrich Isaac is also a moron unable to distinguish between a 'religion' and a 'race' and unable to distinguish between what my relative (who is from Malaysia) and I think.

Not content with writing us an insulting e-mail, he then threatens us not to respond. If you are a glutton for punishment, or maybe into S&M, you will find the letter below marginally interesting. more...

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