February 28, 2005

Yes, I Like Killing Bad Guys: A reply to Duncan Black

The problem with Duncan "Atrios" Black is that he believes he knows what the real motivations of Conservatives are. For instance this from his blog today: more...

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Jawa to Go: PDA Version Now Available

The Jawa Report is now available in PDA Version. Now you can read The Jawa Report at your next staff meeting. Just pretend like your taking notes on whatever it is your CFO is blathering on about while getting the skinny on the GWOT. Just don't let him catch you while looking at images from the latest Zarqawi produced snuff video. That, would not be good. Orgle!

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Yes, the site was down...

...sorry about that. I wish that it was because of a massive burst of traffic, but it wasn't. Just one of the normal every day glitches so common on the internet. The cause? Orgling Gremilins---yips!

Will return to blogging as soon as I get done edumacating the masses.

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February 26, 2005

Blog Sabbath

Remember that tomorrow is the blog Sabbath. I urge all to observe.

But Rusty, you say, I don't believe in your Sabbath day observance mumbo and/or jumbo.

Just remember folks, blogs were made for bloggers and not bloggers for the blog. more...

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Rusty Shackleford is a Little Eichmann: Ted Rall edition part II

Hey Ted Rall, here is a comment I recieved from one of your brothers-in-arms today:

hwahaha....goddamn assmerican!!! after the cruelty you've done, you're still sayin' that you're good??!! or f*ckin innocent??! it's a pleasure to kill person like you and your f*ckin conservative catholic-jew
president!!!!
Indeed.

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February 25, 2005

Need Help

I need help doing a couple of things with the blog. If you can help please e-mail me at: mypetjawa*at*gmail*dot*com.

Regular readers know why I blog anonymously. I would like to keep things that way. Here's what I need to do, but don't know how to do it.

a) set up a pay-pal and amazon honor account, but do it in such a way that would protect my privacy. I don't even want my city to be seen by those donating. Yes, I'm that paranoid.

b) get a blog ads thingy going. I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to start with blog ads.

All this because I want a little bit of that crazy blog money I keep hearing about!

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Rusty Shackleford is a 'Little Eichmann' (Updated for Ted Rall)

Reader comment:

Wake up. You are just one more "little Eichmann" who is day by day destroying our freedoms and drawing this country closer to its destruction.

Pay back is a bitch.

And we wonder why people like Ahmed Omar Abu Ali feel justified in planning the murder of our President?

UPDATE: I'll contribute that as my Exhibit A in refuting Ted Rall's stupid assertion that the Right is meaner than the Left. Since that is a reader comment from TODAY, I'll take it as qualifying for his challenge.

Others taking up the challenge:

John Henke's comments: "I hope you all die, die painfully."

Decision '08 finds this nugget: "'an event like this [the assassination of Bush] could be just what this country needs'."

Polipundit has this from Dick Gephardt:“[Bush has] declared war on the American people.”

John Hawkins has a photo at an anti-war protest which reads:"We support our troops when they shoot their officers."

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MSM, thy name is 'Blogger'

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Screenshot taken from Google News front page moments ago.......

UPDATE: Google, you are a harsh lover. Removed after about 5 minutes on the front page.

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February 24, 2005

Duncan "Atrios" Black Asks for a logo....

...so I give him one. Although, it might be more appropriate for Americablog but I think the folks at the Museum of Left Wing Lunacy will like it. more...

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Atrios (finally) has some good advice

Probably of no interest to non-bloggers, but Atrios dishes out some good advice to the would-be-blogger: more...

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Yips to Lllama Butchers Who Orgle-quidditched Jeff Gannon.

I win.

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February 23, 2005

Rusty Shackleford Being Targetted by Online Jihadis? Cool

It's not that I don't appreciate the hits coming from Pal Talk any less than the hits coming from Front Page Magazine. I value all hits equally. It's just that, you know, since the mass murder of the Armanious family in New Jersey I've been taking the death threats a little more seriously.

Pal Talk is the online forum which Hossam Armanious, a Coptic Christian, would discuss theology with members of the Religion of Peace. It's also the place where death threats were issued against him. Many now suspect the murder of Hossam Armanious, his wife, and two daughters were related to those chats.

Does any one have access to Pal Talk? For all I know I'm getting compliments on my Gannon related satire and not on my criticisms of Islam.

Maybe somebody could let me know what they're saying about the Jawa over there? I have no idea how to use the service.

And if I have finally had a fatwa issued against me, let me just say, it will be time for some serious cowbell !!!

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You know what this site needs? More Gannon-bell!!!

I think I've found the perfect animation to replace Ace's cowbell. Call it Goldstein inspired. I'm not sure whether to call it gaybell or Gannon-bell? Either way, some one really ought to forward it to the Media Matters gang.

While your thinking about the deep significance Gannongate has on the structural dominance embedded in the pseudo-imperialist capitalism of the right-wing military-industrial MSM, why not pay Goldstein a visit and give him some cash? No cash? Why not do him a solid and click on some of his advertisors?

And if you have any questions for Jeff Gannon you might want to drop them in Ace's comments. Now that is going to be a post in need of some Gannon-bell!!

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WTW: Jerry Springer Interviews Incestious Luke and Leia Skywalker (Updated)

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What better way to celebrate White Trash Wednesday than to share this vidcap I took of the lost Star Wars incest episode of Jerry Springer? Jerry interviews galactic white trash, Luke and Leia Skywalker. Sparks fly as Jerry brings Leia's secret lover, Han Solo, on to the stage to confront Luke in a battle for Leia's heart.

Classic Springer. Classic white trash.

UPDATE: Jerry Springer, Luke, and Leia now speak on today's news and blogosphere events. If you would like Jerry, Luke, or Leia to comment on one of your posts, just link this post and send a trackback. If you are not trackback enabled, drop me a line.

Luke Skywalker on Hincheypalooza:"Right! Next you'll be telling us that Darth Vader is our father."

Jerry Springer on effigy maker Steve Pearcy:"Do they have an agent? We're doing a confrontations show: Effigy Makers Meet US Soldiers."

Jerry Springer on "intersex" individuals:"Where can I find some for a show?"

Visit these other sites celebrating White Trash Wednesday:

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February 21, 2005

The REAL MEDIA MATTERS Agenda

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Markos 'Screw Them' Zuniga takes offense at the above advertisement by USA Next running at The American Spectator, former home of one David Brock--the man who owns Media Matters and employs a number of prominent left-wing bloggers.*

Apparently his readers take offense, too, and he has inspired a number of 'clever' photoshops. The America(it's all about the gay cock)blog actually has a funny photoshop (inspired by Atrios) and is the least offensive. Dohiyi Mir and Suburban Nomad so 'cleverly' comes up with a photoshop of Bush's 'real agenda' of torturing prisoners at Abu Ghraib and stomping out the Constitution, inspired, no doubt by Kos' use of the word fascist to describe the GOP today.

I, on the other hand, propose this less offensive photoshop that Kos, Atrios, and Media Matters in general has inspired.

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UPDATE: Kevin Drum and Digby chime in on those Swift Boat liars. (via Meme Random)

UPDATE II: James Joyner has a good run-down on the controversy.

*For the record the banner ad is pretty lame and inflamatory. But mostly it's just gay.

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Jeff Gannon/James Guckert to Sue Media Matters?

UPI is reporting that Newsweek says Gannon/Guckert plans to sue Media Matters. Yes, that Media Matters. UPI:

Former Talon News writer Jeff Gannon has threatened to sue the liberal groups and blogs who exposed his lack of credentials, Newsweek said Monday....

Gannon told Newsweek he was the victim of a "political assassination" committed by groups like Media Matters for America, a cyberspace watchdog organization founded by former investigative journalist David Brock, and is considering bringing suit against them, though the group does not seem concerned.

"Everything we wrote about him came from the public record," Brock said.

Was this a political assassination? Yes. Is there cause for a lawsuit? I don't think so.

Reporting that Guckert was a gay prostititue, that's a fact. Reporting that he was a schill, that's an opinion. You can't sue because some one has a poor opinion of you.

RELATED!

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Yoda Editorializes (Update)

On Hunter S. Thompson Suicide: "Fear and loathing emanate from the dark-side."

On Paris Hilton phone hack: "Not the only Hilton you are. Another sister you have."

On Hugo Chavez's claims Bush is out to kill him:"True, it is not. True, it should be."

On Cartesian philosophy: "Be or be not. There is no think."

Update:
On Bush admitting to have smoked weed: "Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. Pass the fritos."

Update II: On man getting penis cut off in Alaska: "Concentrate...feel the Force flow. Oh, sorry, I forgot about that whole 'got my penis cut off' thing. My bad."

Update III: On advice to Democratic Congressman Maurice Hinchey: "Ohhh! Great warrior! Lies not make one great.

Update IV: On the burden a national ID card would place on 'transgendered' persons:"--------. Wait. ------. On, hold please. -----. -----. -----. Laugh, must not. ----"

Update V: On declining civility in Congress: "Stopped they must be; on this all depends."

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Oliver Willis Was Jeff Gannon's John

*****Exclusive*****Must Cite Jawa Report****

Oliver Willis admits to first-hand knowledge of Gannongate. How else could he have known?

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My Pet Jawa For Sale

Asking price? $820,000.00. Any offers?

UPDATE: Jeff Goldstein needs cash fast to fend off impending NY Times takeover bid!! Give 'til it hurts!!! For the love of all that is holy give!!!!

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Jeff Gannon NOT Seen at CPAC

Despite the disappointment that our crack young reporter Ace failed to get a pic of Gannon/Guckert at last weekends CPAC, the Llama Butchers pulled through and were able to uncover this photo of Bill of INDC Journal, Gordon the Cranky Neocon, and former White House frontman and gay icon Ari Fleishcer after one too many jello shots from Ann Coulter's belly-button. Needless to say, Matt Drudge was not amused.

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