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April 30, 2005

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Worship Me Edition

Caption this photo of the return of Qetzocoatl to Iran. Winners announced next week.

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Fight Club Homework Assignment

The Commissar turns the tables on the Guardian's efforts to affect the 2004 election. Your Fight Club homework assignment: Write a Brit and get him to vote. Or, at least write the Guardian UK and let them see how it feels.

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Google News: Equating Israel to Nazi Germany NOT Hate Speech

Un-be-freaking-lievable!!

FYI-I've e-mailed Google News at least a dozen times now without a single response asking them exactly what was said here that qualified as 'hate speech' that got us kicked off.

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1 you guys (LGF & others) crack me up, always frustrated what google says and categorizes. So what if it IS hate speech? that's no longer free speech?

Posted by: Leo at April 30, 2005 05:20 PM (wj1p4)

2 Serves you right.....

Posted by: Larry at April 30, 2005 05:27 PM (qmqIj)

3 Rusty, I don't think you personally advocate hate speech or anything of that sort, but your readers do - e.g. "I really think it is time to outlaw Islam. The civilized nations of the world should ban together and get rid of this disease." "All muslims are not terrorists. But all terrorists are muslim. Enough for me. Ban the sickos from modern civilization until they evolve enough to cope with it." "...actions like initiating bioterrorism in the Third World, which is infested with these vermin (muslims) would be worthy of consideration. " There is more like this, and you know it. Now... of course they have a right to say if they think, thats their opinion, but you can understand why Google thinks to drop your site.

Posted by: Larry at April 30, 2005 05:54 PM (qmqIj)

4 Larry, replace the word muslim in those comments with 'christian', and you have a very typical comment on Daily Kos or DU.

Posted by: Carlos at April 30, 2005 09:07 PM (8e/V4)

5 Yeugh. Now... of course they have a right to say if they think, thats their opinion, but you can understand why Google thinks to drop your site. Google doesn't care about the comments. Google doesn't aggregate comments, it aggregates the articles. And they will not respond to emails asking for clarification.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2005 09:08 PM (+S1Ft)

6 We all hate. Only difference is it's cool to hate christians, not muslims.

Posted by: Carlos at April 30, 2005 09:08 PM (8e/V4)

7 Remember, we're talking about Google News here, not the Google search engine. All Google News sources are individually approved by Google staff. Someone at Google thought that it would be a good idea to include "Conspiracy Planet" in their News offering. Someone at Google decided to remove The Jawa Report. And no-one at Google will respond to email.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2005 09:29 PM (+S1Ft)

8 Rusty: Keep putting up the good fight we at CitzCom are behind you.

Posted by: jwbrown1969 at April 30, 2005 09:30 PM (YLesG)

9 Interesting. There's an observable prejudice that Google uses in what they include and do not, in what they cache and do not. I have a gallery of paintings, among which are two, three that have identified (and in one case, visually identifiable) references to Christ and Christian theology. ALL of my paintings -- the entire gallery -- is included in the Google cache/shows up in any search results (related to me, etc.) EXCEPT those three. I appreciate being included in Google's process but I find the omission of these three paintings specifically, while the entire other range is included (nothing distinguishes the omitted three paintings from any of the others in page design, information, appearance other than the omitted three make reference to Christ and Christianity). It does indicate a very particular "editing" of the Google results and about a very noticable issue. The pages and content, also, contain nothing political in issue or appearance. They simply contain mention of "Christ" and "the Holy Trinity" and then the paintings that are, themselves, entirely conceptual (one of them features a painting of Christ while the other two don't). So, although I have nothing related to a pointed opinion in my gallery along socio-political lines (it wouldn't be possible for anyone to realistically exact a "hate" reference from my gallery), the three images omitted simply refer to Christ and Christianity and are omitted from the Google cache system.

Posted by: -S- at April 30, 2005 11:41 PM (nK9xP)

10 I see the apologists and propagandists are becoming very active on this site, and they always manage to point out any shortcomings of anyone OTHER THAN terrorists scum and those that support them. They are blind to truth and fact. You want hate you apologist scum? I'll give you hate. Anyone who condones the murder of innocent people in the name of some sick political or religious ideology should be taken out and shot, dumped in a pit, and have dirt pushed over them by a CAT bulldozer. For all those to whom this applies, do the civilized world a favor and have a nice glass of Drano, on me.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 01, 2005 12:00 AM (0yYS2)

11 "I see the apologists and propagandists are becoming very active on this site..." Improbulus - You are correct, sir. This site is overrun and badly in need of a roach hotel or a can of Raid.

Posted by: Dan at May 01, 2005 12:50 PM (hi8LV)

12 >>>"Equating Israel to Nazi Germany NOT Hate Speech" Of course not. It's just moronic. "Hate speech" only exists in the totalitarian minds of Leftists, and only when uttered by a rightwinger.

Posted by: Carlos at May 01, 2005 08:27 PM (paKD6)

13 To the good Doctor here, our host: I'm going to stop participating here, including reading. It's not that your site isn't entertaining and informative (it is) but that, after looking into a certain group of websites by a certain commentor, and after earlier emotionally odd content from the other polar direction from another site referenced, I'm now concluding that there is a strange community on the website of warring factions. People calling others 'trolls' who write, themselves, with false identities always puzzle me. However, since I write with my own name on the internet and don't engage in that sort of behavior otherwise (I consider it dishonorable when someone uses the pretense of anonymity to criticize others, and I'm comfortable with those conclusions). However, no one is anonymous and their content and language does give them away if someone just tracks references and the allusions left by others. I'm just saying that the entire warring thing between a certain highly aggressive set of opposing interests on the internet is too much for me. For me, a voter and netizen. My memberships in all and any are as a Christian in the Catholic Church, a few mail servers and domain registrars, and some financial things and a political party as to voting. I really find all the racial/religious/sexual/gender factions just too much and am resigning myself to reducing the blogroll and complaining to Google and Yahoo when/if I find reason to (there are reasons, you're right about that, along with other instances similar). Not to criticize you, not at all, or your site, but to try to explain. I realize even explainations get flamed but that's the downside of using the internet. Unfortunately, it's a big downside. Be well, thanks for the entertainment and best wishes... -S-

Posted by: -S- at May 02, 2005 12:46 AM (nK9xP)

14 Hate is fear, and fear is respect, therefore only hate people you respect if you don't want to pick on the weak and minorities. So everyone should just hate white men, they seem to be the strongest ones among humans, since no-one protests when white men are being picked on, except groups that instantly get the rest of the world against them, like KKK, fascists, nazis and skinheads. Or perhaps just go hippie and love everything else, but hate soldiers, governments and wars, and die of std:s.

Posted by: A Finn at May 02, 2005 04:08 AM (cWMi4)

15 S is your real name? What an odd rant.

Posted by: Carlos at May 02, 2005 07:26 AM (paKD6)

16 God forbid you offend someone. By the way, the terrorists are muslims and they are dirty people.

Posted by: Harold T. Fancypants at May 02, 2005 08:12 AM (yBHNA)

17 It is an interesting tidbit that S chooses to complain to say Google or whatever when he could simply choose to change what he reads. Hmmm very interesting. I'm afraid that when Rusty tried to make a point some people out there can't tell jest from serious comments. I'm sure there have been some radical sentenced when taken out of context. But some people just can't seem to read. Also shame on Rusty for saying what he want's to say. Shame on Rusty for having an origilal thought once in a while. Looks like you may be right about Syria Rusty. Just seems too much of a coincidence that the insurgency seems to have increased its activity just at the some time Syria left Lebbanon. Maybe my hopes for Assad have been a pipe dream. See I was challenged to think for a minute and wow I may have learned somthing. No shame on Rusty Shame on the censors. For sure Shame on S for being a whiney little tattletale. If I need S to censor my internet for me I'll drop him a line.

Posted by: Howie at May 02, 2005 08:52 AM (D3+20)

18 fingers still sleeping this AM.

Posted by: Howie at May 02, 2005 08:57 AM (D3+20)

19 I agree that the post by "S" was weird, and having read it through three times, I am only now confused and have a strange urge to go stand on the streetcorner and babble maniacally at passing cars. On a related note, I have some advice for A Finn: You seem intelligent enough, possibly even moreso than average for a younger fellow, if that's what you are, but I can tell that your English, while good, is limited, since you likely learned it mainly from TV. At least this is how a Finnish friend told me he learned English. Anyway, I highly recommend polishing your English by reading Rudyard Kipling, as his use of English is perfect, and his work is pleasurable enough to read that you learn without realizing it. Ta-ta!

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 02, 2005 09:12 AM (0yYS2)

20 You might try purchasing a single share of google stock so you can attend the annual meeting of shareholders. REgister to make a comment. Then read what they call hate speech by you and then what they don't consider hate speech.Then you can ask the chairman to explain the distinction to all the shareholders. And of course you can liveblog.....

Posted by: vivi at May 02, 2005 09:27 AM (nTEvo)

21 Should I link less sentences together? I've noticed most my posts, no matter how long, are composed of just 2-5 really long sentences. Kipling... I've seen all his short stories (and the Jungle Book in it's many versions, personally liked the one made in early Yugoslavia the best, very gory, even had a huge war between the wolves and red hounds) as cartoons spoken in Finnish and English, and also few of them in Swedish, so I pretty much know all his interresting works, and I'm not into poetry. (the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn seems interresting, mostly because of the Futurama and Simpsons episodes that had it, and the mention of it in "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" when the albino was insulting all the countries in the world)

Posted by: A Finn at May 03, 2005 02:12 AM (cWMi4)

22 A finn, English basically is just 2 to five really long sentences. I can read you, no worries. Just keep writing and screw them. I'm reading the ideas not the grammar.

Posted by: Howie at May 03, 2005 11:32 AM (D3+20)

23 Carlos...the user display links to my real name, real site, domain that equates with my real name. Pretty straightforward.

Posted by: -S- at May 03, 2005 03:03 PM (nK9xP)

24 And, "a rant"? I see that sort of juvenile behavior on boards whenever a point is made...you can dismiss what I wrote as "a rant" but you can't discuss the points I communicated. And lift your finger on your little mouse to look select an I.D. displayed to consider who expressed what. So far, points for you: less than zero.

Posted by: -S- at May 03, 2005 03:05 PM (nK9xP)

25 If that's "a rant," then what you're writing is gas.

Posted by: -S- at May 03, 2005 03:06 PM (nK9xP)

26 And more gas from "howie" who can't read, either! Howie "wrote": No shame on Rusty Shame on the censors. For sure Shame on S for being a whiney little tattletale. If I need S to censor my internet for me I'll drop him a line. Did you even read what I wrote? I wrote in agrement with Rusty/jawareport -- a site I enjoy without certain commentors trolling around calling other people trolls -- that Google edits search results, and I provided a realtime example of them doing so. I don't criticise Google or any site owner for doing what they chose to do with their content. It's Google's search process, let them do what they decide they can and want to. The only point is that, yes, they DO edit responses to EDIT OUT certain religous content of a sincere sort. They EDIT IN content that ridicules certain religions and even denigrates religious sites, and yet they EDIT OUT content that isn't even political, just -- as in my example -- religous (Christian). Since I'm neither Jewish nor Arabian/other Middle Eastern races, I am not keenly, inherently involved in the Israel/Palestine issue as to taking sides so much as I am sympathetic to Israel based upon my religious beliefs (that's allowed last time I checked, it's still an opinion and that should be acceptable as an individual opinion) but I am even now hated by some (who hate, so it's a statement about them, mostly) because I'm a Christian who sympathises with Israel, and from many polarized sources. I'm not affiliated with racist groups of any sort and those sorts are found among any/all polarized groups lately on our planet, so it isn't the issues that are racist, but individuals making a lot of noise from all of them. Does that clarify for you? Please try reading the comments before you go insane about what you imagine they might say, or perhaps represent, or project upon through your own troubled emotions. Some of us are tired of the haters in our world and in my experience, they're found in all areas, all polarities, among human groups. Again I write, it's a case of individual mental and emotional troubles by those who hate, not always inherent to the message of the groups with which they affiliate. I've met hateful racists who were Palestinian, who were Chinese, who were Cuacasian in America/elsewhere, Hispanics and Negroids in Europe, who were Jewish, who were... the point is that hate is not the type, the race, the nationality, but the individual, in my experience. It's just that sometimes certain racists/haters get into positions of power and then you get the nations on missions to erase others from the earth.

Posted by: -S- at May 03, 2005 03:17 PM (nK9xP)

27 And, Improbulous, you are already babbling nonsensically at passing readers, so I can assure you that passing cars or not would make no difference to the source: you're still babbling nonsensically. You're also a very troubled person, based upon what you've written here. You are also not anonymous, just so you know...some of us can discern the source behind the babbling, and pretty easily.

Posted by: -S- at May 03, 2005 03:19 PM (nK9xP)

28 I agree that Google has an odd decision about what represents "hate speech."

Posted by: -S- at May 03, 2005 03:21 PM (nK9xP)

29 Nonsensical Improbulus: Based upon your example, "learned" equates with psychosis. You appear to be one of those persons who assume "studying English" bestows special powers... I attended the University of California, and majored in both English Literature and Biological Sciences, so there goes THAT babbling argument of yours. I think you'll be more successful if you just stick with cars as to your babbling. Your comments and some by others here well represent what I wrote and that is that often it is a case of individual human troubled pscyhology that lends to attraction to certain militant factions. You get hateful individual upset using greater issues, expressing hate that originates in a troubled person's mind moreso than in that with which they affiliate. But, case closed, I like Rusty's site and Rusty but the site. I agree with Rusty that Google edits search and content results. I agree that it's non productive after a point to attempt to continue to participate here. Improbulus, Carlos and Howie, you are very troubled people.

Posted by: -S- at May 03, 2005 03:29 PM (nK9xP)

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Smile when you call me 'blogger'

Call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner.

Matt Drudge objects to being called a blogger.

Ok, you're not a blogger. No, really, Drudge, YOU'RE NOT A FREAKING BLOGGER!

Whoever accused Drudge of being a blogger anyway? Seriously.

Me? I'm a blogger. And I really don't give a rat's ass if Drudge doesn't like it.

Trey Jackson has the video of Drudge's interview on C-SPAN. I actually watched it last night. Pretty good stuff, if you're interested in the alternative media.

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April 29, 2005

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Wieners

Did I say wieners? Damn that Frued and his slips!! Anyway, if it wasn't for Laura's constant nagging, I would have completely forgotten about this thing.

So many good entries, so little time. But seriously, judging them isn't half as fun as reading them.

Amicus Curiae: Inspired by the Iranian paratroopers, the suicide paratroopers in Iraq were a welcome development for US troops working on target practice.

Graeme: Praise Allah! With our state-of-the art parachute camouflage, the Great Satan will never see us coming!

No doubt inspired by Kit's earlier entry: In an effort to further discredit the American military, an Italian pro-terrorist group, led by journalist Sgrena, staged an attack on this mosque dressed as U.S. paratroopers. Unfortunately, their disguises didn't extend to their chutes.

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April 28, 2005

The Thread Where We All Gang Up on Greg

I'll start: Greg, you ignorant slut.

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April 27, 2005

Sick Daughter Blogging

My 5 year old daughter is sick. No more posting for me today.

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April 26, 2005

The Post in Which I Threaten Glenn Reynolds With Delinking

Ok, Glenn. I know I'm just lowly Rusty Shackleford. And I understand you get a bajillion e-mails a day. But it really pisses me off that you have linked exactly zero of the posts I've sent you. So, either link the upcoming important post (you all will know it when you see it later today) or you will be delinked. That is all.

Update: I'm not kidding!

Update II: Last chance Reynolds!!

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April 25, 2005

Chat room manage-a-trois

The bad kind:

Bill from INDC Journal & Jeff from Protein Wisdom, asked me to come into a chat with both of them.

Since I guess I'm partially responsible for this online meeting, let me just be the first to say ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

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April 23, 2005

Weekend Open Thread

Have away!

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1 Opening salvo: You are in serious need of an intervention, my son. I humbly present for your consideration the following Twelve Step Program for Hopeless Star Wars Addicts: 1. We admit that we are powerless over George Lucas - that our lives have become unmanageable. 2. We believe that a Force - sorry! - Power greater than ourselves can restore us to sanity. 3. We decide to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Jar-Ja... darnit!... God as we understand Him. 4. Make a searching and fearless inventory of our Star Wars movies, books, action figures, and ticket stubs from the premiere of "Return of the Jedi." 5. Admit to Darth... blast!... God, to ourselves and to another carbon-based life form (no 'droids!) the exact nature of our addiction. 6. We are entirely ready to have Chancellor Palpa... doggone it!... God remove all these defects of alleged character. 7. Humbly ask Han, er, Him to remove our shortcomings. 8. Make a list of all Tuske... damn!... movie-goers we have harmed, and become willing to make amends to them all. 9. Make direct amends to such fans wherever possible, except when to do so would prevent the production of Indiana Jones IV, as we are only humanoid, after all. 10. Continue to take personal inventory and when we are wrong promptly throw out our secret stash of Star Wars comics that we kept in our garage after step 4. 11. Seek through expensive psychotherapy to improve our conscious contact with reality, as defined by Hollywood, praying only that Industrial Light & Magic save us from too much reality. 12. Having had our walk with the Dark Side, we try to carry this message to other hopeless Star Wars addicts, and to practice these principles in all of our affairs. You need help. Your thoughts betray you. I am your father!

Posted by: Woody at April 23, 2005 11:49 AM (IhOh/)

2 Rusty, did I ever tell you I've met Natalie Portman in NYC? It was at this A-list benefit that Ewan McGregor was throwing (the two are good friends)...problem was, security was extremely tight and she was not being let in because they said she wasn't on the list. The only reason I got in was because one of my friends who planned/managed the event for Ewan snuck me in. Anyway, it was fun to walk up to security with my all access bracelet and be like, "Yo, she's with me" while winking at her. She didn't miss a beat and played right along, thanking me when we got in. Anyway, she and Ewan were really cool. Very down to earth. He was sporting a huge beard for some reason as well... Thought you'd find the story amusing.

Posted by: steven baber at April 23, 2005 11:59 AM (FogDg)

3 When will the American people get the guts to impeach Dubya?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 23, 2005 07:34 PM (fufbw)

4 When will Collin Baber get the guts to hang himself?

Posted by: Attila at April 23, 2005 09:33 PM (bgoXf)

5 Um, I give it three more years, Collin.

Posted by: Woody at April 23, 2005 09:34 PM (irCU2)

6 When the Bushian Warfare Cult ends it's crusade, the world will finally be able to rest.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 02:08 AM (fufbw)

7 Bushian Warfare Cult says: keep it in your pants, sir Collin.

Posted by: Sean the INFDL at April 24, 2005 02:15 AM (pskKC)

8 The Bushian Warfare Cult can say whatever it wants or nothing at all as they go on more 300 Billion USD Mideast killing sprees.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 02:18 AM (fufbw)

9 Collin, Man, they can do wonders with mood stabilizers these days. Seriously.

Posted by: the UNPOPULIST at April 24, 2005 02:18 AM (JJhfB)

10 *sigh* I tried to kick it off with humor, Rusty. Really, I did. Better luck next time, eh?

Posted by: Woody at April 24, 2005 02:32 AM (irCU2)

11 I speak for all Bushian Warfare Cultees when I say Collin, my friend we are watching you. We have black ops (Haliburton) right now surrounding your home. When we obduct you, we'll make you read the Protocols of Zion to a secret assembly in Israel. We'll then turn the entire middle-east into Kosher Vienna sausage or potted meat product and sell it to Haliburton. Then we giggle as we frolic in ill-gotten cash!

Posted by: Sean the INFDL at April 24, 2005 03:27 AM (pskKC)

12 Dear Sean, Thank you for your kind concerns, as the fictitious character Toecutter once said, "what a wonderful philosophy you have.." Should you wish to be deprogrammed, I encourage you to visit the Department of Homeland Insecurity for a personalized briefing. Just click on "Collin Baber" at the bottom of this post and you'll see.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 03:48 AM (fufbw)

13 Bushian Warfare Cult WBAGNFARB.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 03:52 AM (+S1Ft)

14 Dear Pixy, Thank you for joining us. As your brilliant leader ships refugees to concentration camps in South Australia and Nauru, you have declared Australia "does not suck." I choose to disagree with you and the bizarre Wowser revival.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 04:21 AM (fufbw)

15 In South Australia I was born, Heave away, haul away, South Australia 'round Cape Horn, Bound for South Australia! Heave away you rolling king, Heave away, haul away, Heave away oh hear me sing, Bound for South Australia! The refugees, as you term them, are not in concentration camps. They can leave any time they like. They are just not permitted to take up residence in Australia. You got a problem with that?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 04:31 AM (+S1Ft)

16 Dear Pixy, Yes I do. The refugees are denied basic human rights there. In a land that supposedly believes in "fair go", that is atrocious.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 04:43 AM (fufbw)

17 What basic human rights are they denied, Collin?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 04:46 AM (+S1Ft)

18 They are being detained in Guantanamo-lite conditions. I don't get it, Australia hashad until recently a very good reputation. Why are you throwing it all away?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 05:26 AM (fufbw)

19 Don't you guys ever sleep?

Posted by: Mr. K at April 24, 2005 06:54 AM (F8kOC)

20 Those who challenge the Bushian Warfare Cult are on every continent and in every time zone.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 07:32 AM (fufbw)

21 Collin is Hitler. Filthy Has Spoken.

Posted by: filthy allah at April 24, 2005 08:36 AM (37sN1)

22 I <3 the Jawa! The world will be at rest when Muslims stop being hypocrites and Wal-mart is shut down!

Posted by: Vince at April 24, 2005 08:43 AM (WroTQ)

23 What basic human rights are they denied, Collin? Answer the question. You made the claim, now answer the question.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 09:05 AM (+S1Ft)

24 Walmart was founded by Osama bin Walton. He planned it to attract members of the Bushian Warfare Cult with cheap prices on Chinese goods, so he could blow them away with those low, low prices.

Posted by: Mr. K at April 24, 2005 09:05 AM (T1tIi)

25 Obviously he is also taking over Wendy's, they found already a finger in the food there. I am sure, the finger comes out of Iraq.

Posted by: Wernero at April 24, 2005 09:44 AM (j5XWf)

26 Actually Collin, shouldn't it be the Rovian Warfare Cult. I mean, Bush is just Rove's dog, right? Oh, wait, I got something better. The Rovian Neocon Warfare Bloodletting Imperialist Halliburton Cult! YES! That way all conspiracy theories can be included in one title. And we can refer to it as the R.N.W.B.I.H.C. for short... darn it Collin, you were the muse that inspired my genius on discovering who really is at fault for the evil in the world today.. and I went and was originially thinking it wasa bunch of extremist Islamists.. man.. was I WAAAAAY OFF!!

Posted by: Duncan Avatar at April 24, 2005 10:22 AM (C5Tln)

27 Yeah, Duncan, but chimpie bushitler is the H.M.F.W.I.C for the R.N.W.B.I.H.C. And on top of that, we made the Islamists mad at us first, and turned them into extremists. It used to be a peaceful religion.

Posted by: Mr. K at April 24, 2005 10:43 AM (qiDhd)

28 Damn You guys are relentless on Collin, it alsmost makes me feel sorry for the little American hating commie.

Posted by: Capitalist Infidel at April 24, 2005 11:23 AM (xkIHW)

29 Hahaha! Don't ever feel bad for my bro. He doesn't want you to. He can handle anything, especially a bunch of stupid words on a screen. I just read that the chick from the Wendy's finger episode was arrested the other day. What does everyone think? -Nut job scam artist looking for a buck? (Lawsuits, Investments) or -Smeared by Wendy's Corporation to salvage reputation, stop layoffs, stop profit loss. I am totally neutral...wouldn't be surprised either way.

Posted by: steven baber at April 24, 2005 11:38 AM (FogDg)

30 I just figured that was why they called it finger food.

Posted by: Mr. K at April 24, 2005 11:43 AM (ttKVB)

31 A well-cooked finger is nuthin'...I'd be much more concerned with someone jacking off into the coleslaw or Monsanto-laced milk (second hand hormones, antibiotics) or some good old fashioned mad cow disease.

Posted by: steven baber at April 24, 2005 11:57 AM (FogDg)

32 yeah, or maybe someone smearing smegma on a McMuffin or a hot a crispy quesadilla.

Posted by: Mr. K at April 24, 2005 12:04 PM (NL2bc)

33 Anyone in here ever see "Super-Size Me"? Notice how since then, MD has been on the health kick? It seems that whatever country starts having MD, the population starts to get fat-ass syndrome. Maybe we should be dropping cheeseburgers in Iraq instead of bombs? Coming out of my college days, I was a hefty 205...eatin' pizza and drinking beer. I decided to drop the beer and cheese for a month to see what would happen: I lost 50 fucking pounds in a month! This extreme wasn't my intention, but it sure does tell you something about metabolism. People weren't recognizing me & if they did, they'd assume I was sick, or was on speed. Hahaha... Now I just work out like a motherfucker, drink a little wine and try to eat more healthy.

Posted by: steven baber at April 24, 2005 12:04 PM (FogDg)

34 http://news.search.yahoo.com/news/search?p=%2B%22Schapelle+Corby%22&ei=UTF-8&fl=0&datesort=1&x=wrt Seems bali has themselves a western woman who quiet possibly had 4.1kg of marijuana planted on her. It makes no sense that she would take such a substance to a country where you could obtain it for 100$ and sell it for vastly more back home. Why would a woman leave on vacation packing a 4.1kg pillow sized package of marijuana has never been answered. But the corrupt indonesian legal system seems to think that not checking evidence for finger prints and pawing all over it is good business. Figures these allah barkers would do that.

Posted by: Andre at April 24, 2005 06:01 PM (N/Slw)

35 Dear Pixy, The UN Declaration of Human Rights specifically prohibits that type of treatment.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 06:26 PM (FV4oJ)

36 No, it doesn't Collin.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at April 24, 2005 06:42 PM (xauGB)

37 Some more from the Gwotty nightmare: "US guards allegedly sodomised five detainees, and forced petrol and benzene into the anuses of others." Robin, Why not? Is Australia not a signatory?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 06:49 PM (FV4oJ)

38 The UN? Ain't that the bunch that was boning all those kids in Africa? Is it that UN? Is it the UN led by Kofi "Big Daddy" Annan, who was making the big bucks while Saddam was murdering his people? Is that the UN who wrote that rights declaration you are so worried about, Collin?

Posted by: Mr. K at April 24, 2005 06:56 PM (l0d5S)

39 Dear Mr. K, The UN Declaration of Human Rights is a legal document. Australia, formerly of good reputation, treats migrants almost like animals by shoving them into cages in desert and island gulags. Their brilliant leader has thrown Australian independent thinking to the wind by kowtowing to the Bushian Warfare Cult's War of Terror. Their brilliant leader has accepted his new Gwotty "deputy" role with glee. Since his subordination to Bush has gone into effect, Australia now finds itself the ire of angry jihadis and a tormentor of detainees.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 07:20 PM (FV4oJ)

40 http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002250766_hamas23m.html Bellevue firm tied to pro-Hamas Web site Internet Haganah: http://haganah.org.il/harchives/004005.html The fundamentalist, jihadist, and outright terrorist websites serviced by eNom, inc. of Bellevue, Washington USA _______ If it's against the law to provide material support to terrorist orgs, then why doesn't someone enforce the law? Does this make eNom legally responsable the next time Hamas blows up a public bus or pizza parlor? Hamas is currently being sued in American courts. Could a lawyer get a court order to force eNom to release the information?

Posted by: Johnathan R. Galt at April 24, 2005 07:26 PM (QLF6G)

41 Dear John Galt, Is Caterpillar responsible for when its' D-9 Mod vehicles are used to tear down homes in Gaza or is Blackwater responsible for when its' employees gun down people in Iraq using what the military calls "illegal ammunition"?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 07:31 PM (FV4oJ)

42 The UN Declaration of Human Rights specifically prohibits that type of treatment. WHAT TYPE OF TREATMENT, COLLIN? What, specifically, does the UN Declaration on Human Rights (which is a piece of crap - I've read it) prohibit in the case of illegal immigrants that you claim is going on in Australia? What is it?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 07:52 PM (+S1Ft)

43 The UN? Ain't that the bunch that was boning all those kids in Africa? Not just kids. Also goats. Uh, never mind.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 07:54 PM (+S1Ft)

44 Do you guys think Collin is real? I mean, he's such a stereotypical mindless lefty. "Bushian Warfare Cult", heh.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 08:05 PM (+S1Ft)

45 Dear Pixy, As your government ruthlessly crams them into de facto concentration camps, perhaps the onus is on you to describe how those horrible places abide by the detailed provisions of the Declaration of Human Rights. 9000 V electrified fences? Why are you eager to defend your brilliant leader's monstrous behavior? It is one thing for government to act in a bad way, it is another to drag yourself through the mud with it.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 08:09 PM (FV4oJ)

46 Collin: If the aussies treat them so badly, why do they keep coming? Maybe they like their new cage, with three hots and cot, better than whatever hell hole they come from? Pixy: The UN is the ultimate inept, corrupt organization. Hopefully, Bolton will fire a bullet into its ugly two faced head. Goats? No doubt chickens, rabbits, crocodiles, and anything with an orifice is on their list of paramours. No surprises there.

Posted by: Mr. K at April 24, 2005 08:15 PM (uEwuk)

47 Ever notice that there are these media-grabbing protests every April? They provide an opportunity for "The Young Generation" to skip class, raise hell, and meet chicks/guys. How can they be taken seriously if they are so predictable and have such transparent motives? Toby

Posted by: Toby Shandy at April 24, 2005 08:41 PM (HoSBk)

48 As your government ruthlessly crams them into de facto concentration camps Collin, you pathetic clown, they are free to leave the detention centre at any time. They choose not to. perhaps the onus is on you to describe how those horrible places abide by the detailed provisions of the Declaration of Human Rights. Nope. Why are you eager to defend your brilliant leader's monstrous behavior? WHAT monstrous behaviour? You still haven't told me. It is one thing for government to act in a bad way What bad way? Now, one more time, what is it you claim to be a contravention of the UN Declaration of Human Rights? YOU made the claim, you miserable little weasel, YOU back it up.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 08:48 PM (+S1Ft)

49 Mr. K - I'm not kidding about the goats.* But at least the goats can fight back: The deployment of Jordanian peacekeepers to East Timor was probably one of the most contentious UN decisions to follow the bloody independence ballot. It was eclipsed only by the cover-up and inaction that followed when the world body learned of their involvement in a series of horrific sex crimes involving children living in the war-battered Oecussi enclave. Children were not the only victims - in early 2001, two Jordanians were evacuated home with injured penises after attempting sexual intercourse with goats. * Sorry!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 08:54 PM (+S1Ft)

50 Dear Pixy, "Dr. Sev Ozdowski charged, "This is not ancient history. We are still abusing a significant number of children in detention now." Ozdowski appealed to the general public, "All Australians should look at these findings, read the examples and think of their children or the children of their friends and ask themselves?how would I feel if my children were raised behind bars and their human rights abused? Almost 93% of these families have been accepted as 'genuine refugees,' so why do we lock them up for years behind barbed wire? The treatment of some of these children has left them severely traumatised and with long-term mental health problems. Children with emotional and physical scars will be a legacy of our mandatory detention policy. Anyone who promotes such barbaric treatment of people deserves to be called a monster, your brilliant "deputized" leader included.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 09:07 PM (FV4oJ)

51 We are still abusing a significant number of children in detention now. Abusing them HOW? how would I feel if my children were raised behind bars and their human rights abused? Well, if you had any sense at all, you might feel that it is time to leave. Which you would be free to do at any time. Almost 93% of these families have been accepted as 'genuine refugees' Accepted by whom? And what are 'genuine refugees'? Do they bear any relation to genuine refugees? The treatment of some of these children has left them severely traumatised and with long-term mental health problems. WHAT TREATMENT?! Anyone who promotes such barbaric treatment of people deserves to be called a monster, your brilliant "deputized" leader included. Collin, you clown, you still haven't said what Australia is supposed to be doing wrong.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 09:19 PM (+S1Ft)

52 Dear Pixy, Australia's desert and island gulag shenanigans violate UN conventions. Your brilliant "deputized" leader and his sidekick Ruddock have disgraced your nation in the eyes of the world. ndefinite detention is any form of confinement without charge or trial for an unknown period of time and without legal protection. Detention that is not subject to judicial review is of serious concern because it is arbitrary, and as such is in breach of Australia?s international legal obligations. The right to liberty and freedom from arbitrary detention has been a core element of formal human rights standards since being enshrined in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, as well as a number of other human rights treaties to which Australia is a signatory. On numerous occasions the United Nations has investigated the detention of refugees and asylum seekers in Australia, and has found that the government?s mandatory detention policy to be inconsistent with Australia?s international human rights commitments. The government continues to reject these findings, and as a result of last August?s High Court decision those breaches of international law are now entrenched in Australian law.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 09:33 PM (FV4oJ)

53 Dear Pixy, Such outright forced detentions, barbed wire and electrified fences, repeatedly prodding anuses and vaginas, night checks, bad food and other punitive measures are a sign of sordid depravity, unbefitting the "fair go" myth of the new "deputized" Australia. The shame on Australia's behavior is revolting in the eyes of the world.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 09:42 PM (FV4oJ)

54 Collin, you pillock: 1. The detention IS subject to judicial review. The detainees DO have legal protection. 2. The detainees are FREE TO LEAVE ANY TIME THEY LIKE.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 09:45 PM (+S1Ft)

55 Dear Pixy, Such abhorrent and uncivilized behavior by your brilliant deputized leader and his sidekick Ruddock should be condemned. Yet you join those two in their strange desert and island sadistic game. There are people in detention who are not allowed to leave and are kept there for years in a concentration camp. Why do you side with such losers?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 09:51 PM (FV4oJ)

56 Such outright forced detentions They are free to leave at any time. barbed wire and electrified fences Wouldn't be much of a detention without a fence. repeatedly prodding anuses and vaginas What is it with you lefties and anuses? Anyway, evidence for this assertion? night checks What's wrong with night checks? bad food I found a lump of aniseed in my fried rice the other day, which made it taste really nasty. You know, I can't find "bad food" anywhere in the UN Declaraion on Human Rights. and other punitive measures What other punitive measures? are a sign of sordid depravity Yep. Since they are all either falsehoods or unsupported assertions, they are a clear sign of your sordid depravity. unbefitting the "fair go" myth of the new "deputized" Australia. What's with this "deputized" nonsense, anyway? Do you have any idea, Collin? Any at all? The shame on Australia's behavior is revolting in the eyes of the world. Only those parts of it that have done too many drugs.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 09:53 PM (+S1Ft)

57 Collin, you loon, Such abhorrent and uncivilized behavior What abhorrent and uncivilised behaviour? by your brilliant deputized leader Again with the "deputized" bullshit? Do you know anything about that subject Collin? Yet you join those two in their strange desert and island sadistic game. What sadistic game? There are people in detention who are not allowed to leave and are kept there for years in a concentration camp. Right, Collin, that's a flat-out lie. The detainees are free to leave at any time. Any time they choose. They can walk right out that door and onto a plane, provided to them free of charge. They don't have to stay in the detention centre one minute if they don't want to.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 09:57 PM (+S1Ft)

58 Dear Pixy, Your confessed depravity amazes me. Your willingness to join your deputized leader and his henchmen in symbolically dragging the Australian flag down into the mud and stomping on it is reprehensible. There are people in detention who are not allowed to leave. Kids are being raised behind razor wire. http://www.onlineopinion.com.au/view.asp?article=599 "Deputized" refers to how your leader accepted his Deputy title and its' raw subordination to the U.S. Instead of keeping its' good reputation, now Australia tortures children and gets shot at in the Bushian Iraqi quagmire.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 09:59 PM (FV4oJ)

59 Your confessed depravity amazes me. What depravity? Kids are being raised behind razor wire. Only because their parents choose this. They are free to leave at any time. How hard is that to understand, Collin? THEY ARE FREE TO LEAVE AT ANY TIME. "Deputized" refers to how your leader accepted his Deputy title You mean how he never said anything of the sort, never accepted anything of the sort, never made any comment relating to anything of the sort? In other words, it's a blatant lie. Instead of keeping its' good reputation, now Australia tortures children No it doesn't. It keeps children with their families. If their parents refuse to leave the detention centres, then the children remain there. Torture, Collin, is torture. That article you linked to is complete bullshit. It notes four points required to establish torture, and fails to establish any of those points, or anything remotely resembling any of those points. Facts, Collin, not some deluded opinion. From that article: Asylum seekers who make it alive in rickety boats to the Australian coastline, or even within Australian waters, are automatically kept in custody until the outcome of their refugee claims is decided. See that, Collin? They are kept in custody until the outcome of their refugee claim is decided. You know what that is? JUDICIAL REVIEW. You know what else? At any time, they can drop their claim to refugee status, and leave. Any time at all. They even get a free ticket home. Again from that article: Whole family groups are locked up, including their newborn babies. Right. So what would you have us do, Collin? Separate these families? Take away their newborn babies? and gets shot at in the Bushian Iraqi quagmire. Haha! He said "quagmire"! Collin, Iraq has held free elections. Eight million people voted. The new president of Iraq is a Kurd. Quagmire my arse.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 10:18 PM (+S1Ft)

60 Collin, are you a betting man? Let's make a deal: if the situation in Iraq goes south, I will sell all of my guns, start a sustainable hemp farm and listen to nothing but the Dead for time and eternity. If, however, we wrangle a Democracy out of the place, you would be required to date only women with clean-shaven armpits. Wadaya say, my little Chomsky?

Posted by: Sean the INFDL at April 24, 2005 10:19 PM (pskKC)

61 Dear Sean, The only bet I have is that North Korea will test a nuclear weapon this year - and I intend to collect.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 10:46 PM (FV4oJ)

62 Dear Pixy, Such abhorrent and ruthless behavior, sanctioned by the brilliant "deputized" leader has brough the wrath of many human rights groups. If you condone it, then you may as well symbolically wrap those rubber body cavity search gloves in the colors of the Australian flag. It is with great sorrow I observe such depraved behavior toward refugees. Did not the U.S. call Howard a "Deputy" a few years back?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 10:51 PM (FV4oJ)

63 Dear Pixy, You're right - he gave the name to himself first: Per CNN: "In 2000 Howard sparked anger in Asia when he reportedly said Australia's role in the region could be as a "deputy sheriff" to Washington." What flunkeyism! Your very own brilliant leader took Australia, rolled it up and put it squarely under Bush's oily jackboot. He should be ashamed of his behavior.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 11:04 PM (FV4oJ)

64 Did not the U.S. call Howard a "Deputy" a few years back? No. "In 2000 Howard sparked anger in Asia when he reportedly said Australia's role in the region could be as a "deputy sheriff" to Washington." It didn't happen. Get it right, Collin, this "deputy sheriff" incident never happpened. It's as true as the "plastic turkey" incident. An editor added the "Deputy Sheriff" line as a sub-heading to an interview before it was printed. The Prime Minister never said it. The interviewer never said it. The United States never said it. It was not part of the interview or part of the article. It was added on, afterwards, by someone else. What flunkeyism! Your very own brilliant leader took Australia, rolled it up and put it squarely under Bush's oily jackboot. He should be ashamed of his behavior. The alliance and friendship of Australia and the United States is honourable and long-standing, and you, Collin, are full of shit.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 11:11 PM (+S1Ft)

65 It is with great sorrow I observe such depraved behavior toward refugees. You've "observed" this so-called "depraved behavior" but you can't tell me what it is?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 11:17 PM (+S1Ft)

66 Dear Pixy, CNN reported all about the Deputy Sheriff remarks. First Howard said it, then he was re-branded with it. Serves him right. An alliance is based on an equal power relationship, whereas Brilliant Howard has gone out of his way to lower your standing to the depraved pugnacity of the Bushian Warfare Cult. Selling out Australia to be a blind follower of such Washington zealots is a sad spectacle. I feel sorry for you for having such a bizarre leader who is so obsessed with subordination.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 11:24 PM (FV4oJ)

67 Dear Pseudo-voices, Au Contraire, this person is a patriot who simply refuses the Bushian Warfare Cult and all blind adherents to it.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 11:27 PM (FV4oJ)

68 Somebody just snatched my name at 11:27!

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 11:29 PM (FV4oJ)

69 Someone snatched again at 11:29!

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 11:30 PM (FV4oJ)

70 No more statements from me, some dishonorable soul is spoofing.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 11:32 PM (FV4oJ)

71 CNN reported all about the Deputy Sheriff remarks. If they reported that Howard said it, they were wrong. First Howard said it, then he was re-branded with it. He never said it. He never said anything like it. It's entirely bullshit. An alliance is based on an equal power relationship, whereas Brilliant Howard has gone out of his way to lower your standing to the depraved pugnacity of the Bushian Warfare Cult. No he hasn't. Anyway, hurrah for the Depraved Pugnacity of the Bushian Warfare Cult! Speaking of which, Depraved Pugnacity WBAGNFARB. I feel sorry for you for having such a bizarre leader who is so obsessed with subordination. You say he's obsessed? He didn't make up the story. He's not the one still pushing that same tired lie all these years later. Read this, Collin. Assuming you can actually read.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 11:33 PM (+S1Ft)

72 Could whoever is pretending to be Collin please not? I know he's a tiresome idiot, but having other people pretending to be tiresome idiots isn't really an improvement. Besides which, how can I nail his hide to the wall for something he said when there are other people posting in his name?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2005 11:38 PM (+S1Ft)

73 Collin? To hell with the Useless Nations human rights treaty. If someone is in a country ILLEGALLY they have no rights under that countries laws.....plain and simple...laws are made for the CITIZENS of the land....not 'those within its's borders'...criminals should be prosecuted, not coddled under some humanistic bullshit one world ideal.

Posted by: Kender at April 25, 2005 12:25 AM (hsvmx)

74 [Still wondering how in heck a gentle poke at Star Wars degenerated into the Pixy-Collin Wars...] Oy.

Posted by: Woody at April 25, 2005 01:10 AM (pckbY)

75 Since when did this place start looking like atrios or kos? Open threads?

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2005 01:58 AM (jcSwY)

76 Woody - I noted that "Bushian War Cult" would be a good name for a rock band, and it was all downhill from there. I've been to Collin's so-called blog, and I have trouble believing it. I mean, he's such a perfect leftist robot - he's swallowed every single lie. I mean everything. Not an ounce of skepticism when it comes to socialism. How can someone like that function?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 25, 2005 02:31 AM (+S1Ft)

77 Well, I am happy I added the bestiality part to this thread...but I think the UN are also a bunch of bug-fuckers too.

Posted by: Mr. K at April 25, 2005 05:22 AM (vwyQu)

78 When not furiously masturbating, Collin is busy making tinfoil hats for his fellow Moonbats.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 25, 2005 07:52 AM (yBHNA)

79 I see it is the Collin Babbler show once again. I guess I will skip the open threads from now on. What a MORON!! Chris

Posted by: Chris at April 25, 2005 08:27 AM (P636q)

80 Are you saying a large part of his life is based on Masturbatorism and Aluminumosloty?

Posted by: Brad at April 25, 2005 08:48 AM (6krEN)

81 Wow those are cool words brad can I use them I make one up the other day I used "traitorism" instead of reason. Looks like Colon Barber had a fun weekend. I've been "out" 56 hr week lat week. I'm beat. YBP you out there??

Posted by: Howie at April 25, 2005 09:14 AM (D3+20)

82 last post reason S/B treason. Uh duh.

Posted by: Howie at April 25, 2005 09:15 AM (D3+20)

83 Howie: Hey--I've been away for a few days and just read this entire thread. I think I should have watched a Chuck Norris film instead--the phrase "Bushian Death Cult" are more sparingly used. What's new?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 25, 2005 09:57 AM (x+5JB)

84 How can someone like that function? Massive amounts of drugs/alcohol coupled with a carefully selected peer group. You gave it a nice try Pixy, but Collin is too far gone to be helped. He would rather exist in his carefully constructed worldview than the one that really exists.

Posted by: Defense Guy at April 25, 2005 09:58 AM (jPCiN)

85 "is," not "are." Horay for Pixy for taking up the cudgels.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 25, 2005 10:08 AM (x+5JB)

86 Not much is new I just noticed you didn't seem to be out here as usual. I have been pretty busy. I was able to do a little morel hunting over the weekend. 4 hrs up and down hills. Got a pretty good bag of them but I got worn out and didn't notice that my bag got a rip in it. Yep lost almost all of them including an awsome giant white morel about 6 inches. I was livid. Got over it and cut the grass. Wine really looking good. turning a nice translucent dark color. Still some lighter stuff at the bottom. There is like a line between the two colors that moves downward a bit each day. Very little bubbling now about 2 or three times an hour. I expect it will be ready next week. I'm pretty miffed about work. Some people just piss me off. They don't do the advance work and then they want you to bail them out at the last minute. Various other work issues rubbing me the wrong way today. I'm about ready to do something stupid. Cool blue ocean, cool blue ocean..... Ok that's better.

Posted by: Howie at April 25, 2005 10:39 AM (D3+20)

87 Sorry about the hunting mishap. The ocean works for you, huh? With me, it's the elction of Benedict XVI!

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 25, 2005 11:18 AM (x+5JB)

88 Nothing like the a new pope to calm the nerves eh. I think a little drink may be in order this evening. Time to decompress. After my crushing week last week on Sunday my resting BP was 140/90 pulse 93. I need a vacation.

Posted by: Howie at April 25, 2005 11:53 AM (D3+20)

89 Howie: Amen to that. For a little pre-vacation, have a cigar or pipe, a glass of wine, and watch "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 25, 2005 12:09 PM (x+5JB)

90 Oh I love that flick, Eh blondie. I'm starting to feel better. I'm working just not too hard. I get wound up. The nervous energy is an advantage sometimes. But too much is too much. One thing for sure I should be satisfied sexually, I've been getting fucked here for about 10 years now. Yep I'll take your advice. Sure beats going down to the boss and demanding satisfaction. Like I say I'm already satisfied. Plus you know how I am about doublespeak. He's full of that.

Posted by: Howie at April 25, 2005 01:01 PM (D3+20)

91 "I've been getting fucked here for about 10 years now." Let me guess--corporate America? Then perhaps a double-feature is in order, with "Fistful of Dollars."

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 25, 2005 01:56 PM (x+5JB)

92 VATICAN CITY -" A day after reaching out to other Christians and to Jews in his installation Mass, Pope Benedict XVI met Monday with members of the Muslim community, assuring them the church wanted to continue building Â“bridges of friendshipÂ” that he said could foster peace in the world." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7630968/

Posted by: greg at April 25, 2005 02:01 PM (/+dAV)

93 Greg: Do you think they frisked them for bombs?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 25, 2005 02:23 PM (x+5JB)

94 Newspapers struggle to avoid their own obit Â“They face dwindling circulation and competition from other outlets, but are likely to survive - if they can adapt.Â” http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/csm/20050425/ts_csm/apressrun Actually, they can survive, even thrive, if they would just tell the public the truth. The constant lies to serve the government and corporations are why people are turning away from the mainstream media and to blogs like this one. But the mainstream media isn't interested in factual reporting. They earn their pay telling stories about Iraqi WMDs, and "Al Qaeda", and the "suicides" of people who seemed very happy but just happened to be in possession of damning evidence, and rotten meat sold by supermarkets, and GOP orgies, and how 300 witnesses to a missile killing a jumbo jet didn't really see a missile because they were all drunk and how an astrologer has predicted the next "Al Qaeda" terrorist attack. What the mainstream media wants it to be able to go on lying and make money from it, and nobody will pay to be lied to when the truth is out there for free.

Posted by: greg at April 25, 2005 02:23 PM (/+dAV)

95 Or how about "Outlaw Josey Wales". That is about my favorite Clint E flick. I like Chief Dan George in that. "Maybe I'm not as old as I thought I was" or "Rock candy not for eating Just for looking through". Yep I'm a corprate guy. Got all the goods. Salary benfits, Endless supply of work. What I don't have are co workers that give a rat's ass. That tends to add to the endless supply of work. I don't hate "corprate america" I hate cleaning up after halfasses. If they spent half as much time on the work as they spend with their heads up the bosses ass things would be a lot better.

Posted by: Howie at April 25, 2005 02:38 PM (D3+20)

96 They only want the dough and the benies without the sacrifice of long work hours, right? Ah, "Josey Wales"--the first Eastwood flick I saw in the theatre as a lad. Also a favorite. I like the line "Buzzards gotta eat, too," drawled right after he spits a nice blob of tobacco juice on a dead bounty hunter's upturned forehead. (Jane Fonda was not around.)

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 25, 2005 02:58 PM (taRY4)

97 Greg: Do you think they frisked them for bombs?-YBP I'm guessing not. Benedict XVI rides around in an open topped Pope Mobile.

Posted by: greg at April 25, 2005 03:12 PM (/+dAV)

98 You got it right on the head. Now I'm not saying me and the company see eye to eye on everything. Like I think maybe they should throw a few bucks my way for the extra hours (won't happen). How about the line ;"Dying ain't much of a livin boy" The kid leaves: The kid returns "I had to come back" Josey says "I Know" and kills the poor bastard. I also like "The man with no name"

Posted by: Howie at April 25, 2005 03:31 PM (D3+20)

99 Greg: Pretty frightening. He must be trusting soul. Howie: As a kid I used to read Weird Western Tales/Jonah Hex--a scruffy bounty hunter patterened after the MWNN. Gritty stuff, back then. Then they switched artist and it went downhill after that. Lee Van Cleef also has a few good solo spaghetti western projects '68-'70.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 25, 2005 03:52 PM (taRY4)

100 Here is a great picture. It should be caption Â“Watch out Laura, an old love is back in GeorgeÂ’s life!Â” And just so you all know I am referring to Â“money and oilÂ” and not the prince himself. http://www.dailysentinel.com/money/content/shared-gen/ap/Finance_General/Oil_Prices-image.html

Posted by: Butch at April 26, 2005 12:58 PM (Gqhi9)

101 Ooops, thought you meant me for a minute. ;-)

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Posted by: Greyrooster at April 27, 2005 06:14 PM (8vKPW)

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1 Greg, Paul, Tami & COllin are terrorist supporters. Talk amongst yerselves.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 11:58 AM (yBHNA)

2 Tami is that saucy liberal wench who has had problems screwing straight, right? Filthy: With your knowledge of all that is perverted, depraved, and just downright filthy--what does that mean???

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 12:52 PM (x+5JB)

3 AFFECT AND CAUSALITY Rooster goes to the bar and orders a Budweiser. He promptly passes out and the bartender and customers take him to the backroom and rape him repeatedly. Next night he shows up, orders a Budweiser, passes out and is gang raped again. On the third night Rooster shows up and the bartender starts to grab a Budweiser. "No, no", says Rooster, "I'll have a Miller, Budweiser makes my ass sore".

Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 12:55 PM (/+dAV)

4 Also, can I complain about the fact that "The Wild, Wild West" in no longer in syndication here? And why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? And how come they have Braille on drive-up ATM machines? And why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 12:57 PM (x+5JB)

5 Holy smokes, greg, there are ladies present here.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 12:59 PM (x+5JB)

6 Eva...err Tami is resting after a good Cumin Rub.

Posted by: Brad at April 22, 2005 12:59 PM (jQX3P)

7 I think Rusty should have restricted this thread to males only and called it "The Filth(y) Thread." I love it. Let us talk of breasts and of all that is supple and feminine (but not the great thespian Scott Baio, Filthy).

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:03 PM (x+5JB)

8 Excellent! ThaT cumin rub will knock that stank right off your bad luck in no time!

Posted by: filthy allah at April 22, 2005 01:03 PM (yBHNA)

9 So, what should be done about these libs who support the terrorists?

Posted by: obsnooks at April 22, 2005 01:07 PM (yBHNA)

10 I've been fortunate. In my life I've only encountered a stank bitch once in my life. As soon as I broke the seal on her this wretched smell from hell socked me in the nose. My eyes started watering it was so bad. I fucked her anyways and then went into her bathroom and washed my dick off in the sink. I could still smell her as I drove home. I haven't eaten pussy since and that was 5 years ago.

Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 01:09 PM (/+dAV)

11 Greg, you horny Texan. This is not a confessional. And even if it were I would have second thoughts about absolving you.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:13 PM (x+5JB)

12 Fillthy eats pussy all the time but only with 10 year olds that still taste like piss.

Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 01:14 PM (/+dAV)

13 Burning qustion: Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:15 PM (x+5JB)

14 Ah, but Greg, Filthy is the first to admit that he prefers the young ones. Especially if they resemble the great thespian Scott Baio. He tells them that he is going to "Chachi" all over them. Filthy, Where is that lesbo slut you were talking with?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:19 PM (x+5JB)

15 Jeez, nice story Greg. Man, I'm glad I"m married, I would hate to be out there trying to score these days. Hey Greg, Question: Re Iraq, Everyone knows your opinion about the war. But what should we do now? You don't just want us to leave these people to themselves do you? Even if you disagree with the war, don't we have to stick this out to the finish?

Posted by: Brad at April 22, 2005 01:22 PM (jQX3P)

16 Damn it Brad, aren't there enough serious threads here?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:25 PM (x+5JB)

17 That is disgusting Greg but, I expect no less from a debauched A-Moral liberal such as yourself. My only vices are, Coors light, marboros, My authentic autographed Poster of Scott Baio and my refusal to hire liberals or muslims. I will leave the child molesting to you.

Posted by: filthy allah at April 22, 2005 01:27 PM (yBHNA)

18 You should quit the marlboros filthy. Share my suffering.

Posted by: Defense Guy at April 22, 2005 01:30 PM (jPCiN)

19 "Everyone knows your opinion about the war. But what should we do now? You don't just want us to leave these people to themselves do you? Even if you disagree with the war, don't we have to stick this out to the finish?"-Brad Brad, We need a definition for what "finish"ed is. Riight now we have an open ended war and the Iraqi government is a "welfare government". That must not continue indefinitely. We should announce a deadline. A year at the most. This will get the Iraqi "government" very motivated. And for God's sakes, let's not start anymore wars.

Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 01:31 PM (/+dAV)

20 Excellent work Filthy! Greg is a proven Anti American Terrorist supporter but then, most libs are right? Greg, your post was vile, disgusting and sick.

Posted by: Obsnooks at April 22, 2005 01:32 PM (yBHNA)

21 Marlboros? No hookah in your tent, Your Filthiness?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:33 PM (x+5JB)

22 Why are liberals such cowards? Greg wouldn't fight to save even his kids life. Nothing is precious to a liberal except having the population under their iron thumbs through dictatorship. No wonder libs worship Stalin and Castro. Lib trash like Hillary whine over and over that we need an "Exit Strategy".....Libs just cut and run like their beloved French. I would say how about a victory strategy but, we already have one. Raise your white flag somewhere else you pussies

Posted by: Earl Dittman at April 22, 2005 01:35 PM (yBHNA)

23 "Greg, your post was vile, disgusting and sick." Greg: You have potential in the pornographic literature field.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:36 PM (x+5JB)

24 my freakin 8th wife won't let me smoke in the tent and the Hookah is flippin heavy so, I keep a pack of butts in my jock. Makes the smokes taste like cumin. Whats up with that?

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 01:38 PM (yBHNA)

25 CNN says the guy who bombed the shi'ite mosque used a BMW. Pretty snazzy. How much do martyrs make a year? Ooops, looks like I'm off topic on an open thread.

Posted by: REMF at April 22, 2005 01:41 PM (aLiCo)

26 Eva...errr...Tami and Filthy doin the nasty?

Posted by: Brad at April 22, 2005 01:42 PM (jQX3P)

27 Earl, I am a Libertarian Catholic, hardly a liberal. I don't believe I've ever been called a pussy by a homosexual before. That stink pussy was a one time thing for me, but you stick your dick in shit on purpose over and over again. I try to be tolerant but the devil's in the details. Now tell me all about family values.

Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 01:42 PM (/+dAV)

28 Sister Mary Catherine lived in an Irish nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary Catherine and said, "Oh, Jack, give me a pint o' the Irish Whiskey." "Sister Mary Catherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I have never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!" "Oh Jack", she responded, "it's only for the Mother Superior." Her voice dropped, "It helps her constipation, you know." So Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed the nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary Catherine! And, she was plastered! She was singing and dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk. A crowd was gathering. Jack pushed through and exclaimed, "Sister Mary Catherine! For shame!! And you told me this was for the Mother Superior's constipation!" Sister Mary Catherine didn't miss a beat. She replied, "And so it is. When she sees me, she's gonna shit."

Posted by: Ob Snooks at April 22, 2005 01:43 PM (yBHNA)

29 Greg, you digust me. Not only are you a traitor, you are in the gutter. Typical liberal.

Posted by: Earl Dittman at April 22, 2005 01:44 PM (yBHNA)

30 That's more like it, Brad. I don't know where that saucy lesbo slut went. Better ask Filthy's 8th hag-of-a-wife if there are any squeals coming from that reeking domicile Filthy calls his tent. Filthy? Is Tami in there with you, you horny and depraved, hirsute little man?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:47 PM (x+5JB)

31 Last I heard, Tami did not listen to Filthy and crammed powdered cumin in her pee hole and is in her tent in a very disturbed state. Best to leave her alone.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 01:49 PM (yBHNA)

32 ObSnooks: That's a few years in purgatory for you, young man.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:49 PM (x+5JB)

33 "Tami did not listen to Filthy and crammed powdered cumin in her pee hole" Didn't listen. Tsk. Tsk. Just like a woman, eh?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:51 PM (x+5JB)

34 Looks like Pelosi did the same thing on a PR trip and refuses to answer questions relating to it but yet the bitch demands delay hang for the same thing. What's up with that?

Posted by: Obsnooks at April 22, 2005 01:51 PM (yBHNA)

35 Earl, As I said, I'm a Libertarian Catholic, not a liberal you hard-headed moron! But I'm glad I disgust you. I just wish you were here so I could poke you with my index finger until you have a hissy fit and start crying.

Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 01:52 PM (/+dAV)

36 On travel disclosure forms filed with the House clerk, Mrs. Pelosi and others on the trip listed a group called Todo Puerto Rico con Vieques as its sponsor. After the discrepancy was made public, Mrs. Jones amended her travel disclosure form to match those of Mrs. Pelosi and other travelers. A spokeswoman in Mrs. Jones' office blamed the conflicting information on "human error" but declined to provide proof that the trip was paid for by Todo Puerto Rico con Vieques, rather than D.C. lobbyist Smith, Dawson & Andrews. Mrs. Pelosi also refused to provide any such documentation, and testily dismissed questions yesterday about the matter. "There's no discrepancy in the records on my trip," the California Democrat said. "So that's all I can answer for." Liberal f-ing bitch. Just like that foul Kunt Hillary

Posted by: Filthy allah at April 22, 2005 01:54 PM (yBHNA)

37 Today Texas A&M University discovered the very first symptom of AIDS. The very first symptom! Turns out it's a dull pounding sensation in Earl Dittman's ass.

Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 01:57 PM (/+dAV)

38 Greg, call yourself what ever you want. You are nothing but a traitor bag of shit. Dress yourself up nice,but you are still a bag a shit with a nice suit.

Posted by: Earl Dittman at April 22, 2005 01:58 PM (yBHNA)

39 "I just wish you were here so I could poke you" This is a lesson for everyone to never take a person's words out of context.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:59 PM (x+5JB)

40 Greg, you are one angry hate filled traitor. Get some help. Talk to someone. Try some meds. MAybe Yoga. Take the hate somewhere else.

Posted by: filthyallah at April 22, 2005 01:59 PM (yBHNA)

41 Earl: Why do you assume Greg has a nice suit?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 02:00 PM (x+5JB)

42 Earl. Run. Greg wants to poke you. Gross. GOSH!

Posted by: obsnooks at April 22, 2005 02:01 PM (yBHNA)

43 Thanks Filthy, I'll really really try I promise. YBP, I''ve got a nice suit for everyday of the week and then some.

Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 02:04 PM (/+dAV)

44 Ahhhh 3pm Time for Hannity.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 02:06 PM (yBHNA)

45 Greg--Just playing it light on this light thread. Take no offense, old bean. And I always knew all you Texans were wealthy.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 02:15 PM (x+5JB)

46 Hitler is back,bitching about that face lifted trator geting some Red Man stains on her new dress.

Posted by: Brad at April 22, 2005 02:21 PM (jQX3P)

47 "Greg--Just playing it light on this light thread. Take no offense, old bean" YBP non taken Hitler's back? I thought we got rid of that son of a bitch once in for all back in '45.

Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 02:27 PM (/+dAV)

48 Sounds like Hillary will be going to Jail after all.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 02:28 PM (yBHNA)

49 Please elaborate, Your Filthiness.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 02:30 PM (x+5JB)

50 Who'd she kill now Filthy? She didn't shoot Vince again did she?

Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 02:32 PM (/+dAV)

51 Lying to the feds. Looks like the dude who was raising her $$$$ and about to go to trial is not going to pull a Web Hubbell and is going to spill da beano on Hillary. She probably won't go to jail but, she will not be President either.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 02:35 PM (yBHNA)

52 Buuuuuurrrrrp! Scussse me hic. Erraaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at April 22, 2005 02:36 PM (yBHNA)

53 "John, you are one sick bastard", Walter Matthaeu to Jack Lemmon, in The Grumpy Old Men. Youse guys is disgusting. Anything goes really WENT!

Posted by: Laura at April 22, 2005 02:44 PM (L3PPO)

54 The woman who claims to have found a finger in her chili at Wendy's has now been arrested for grand larceny. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7594873/

Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 02:44 PM (/+dAV)

55 "won't go to jail but, she will not be President either" Would Democrats have even voted for her? Whatever jail she would have ended up in would have been a joke anyway, like Martha Stewart's. No Clinton Third Reich? Paul will be disappointed.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 02:46 PM (x+5JB)

56 I think she has a history of litigation. Poor Wendy's. Now they have to salvage their reputation thanks to this lying wench. She should be force-fed five gallons of Wendy's chili as punishment.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 02:49 PM (x+5JB)

57 I have eaten the Chilli from wendys and I think a finger would have added to the taste. Gave me the 3 day shits it did. My tent stank sumthin terrible.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 02:52 PM (yBHNA)

58 I wonder what became or Roger Clinton? Probably the shoe moistener at the Little Rock Bowl & Spew.

Posted by: Ob snooks at April 22, 2005 02:54 PM (yBHNA)

59 We should just be thankful it was a finger and not some other appendage.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 02:59 PM (x+5JB)

60 "I wonder what became or Roger Clinton?" A scarier question... Where is BILLY CARTER? And does he have all his fingers?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 03:01 PM (x+5JB)

61 ...and other appendages? And did he ever?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 03:02 PM (x+5JB)

62 Billy Carter is taking a dirt nap.

Posted by: filthyallah at April 22, 2005 03:02 PM (yBHNA)

63 Yikes. I didn't know. R.I.P. He wasn't that old, too. Boy, I sure could go for a nice frosty Billy Beer right now. Truly the nectar of the gods.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 03:05 PM (x+5JB)

64 Moooosaaui just pled guilty. Now we get to Fry him or do we zap em? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAaaaaaap! Just like the Rosenbergs!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

Posted by: filthy allah at April 22, 2005 03:14 PM (yBHNA)

65 I once masterbated on Jessica Tandy's gravestone. It was the most moving experience of my life, outside of seeing Bea Arthur wrestle a dinosaur.

Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 22, 2005 03:27 PM (Wsn+K)

66 Wine man, Any stiffs missing a finger over at your shop ?

Posted by: Brad at April 22, 2005 03:32 PM (jQX3P)

67 Whine Jessica Tandy is waiting in hell for you. Enjoy!

Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 03:35 PM (/+dAV)

68 She likely is in hell waiting... and I bet she knows how to convert seconds into years, so she is up on you, greg.

Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 22, 2005 03:51 PM (Wsn+K)

69 YBP, Have you seen Sin City. It really shows how great our legal system is. It spends a ton of money patching some one up just so they can fry him in the chair. Also, why do we fell we have to cure the the crazies and mentally retarded before we can stick them with the forever nite nite juice?

Posted by: Butch at April 22, 2005 03:55 PM (Gqhi9)

70 Butch : Where have you been, old bean? Haven't seen the film. Yeah, our legal system is something else, eh? We CAN learn something from certain countries with swifter justice--providing the guy or gal is caught red-handed. When in doubt--no execution. And executing the retarded just shouldn't happen. So, no more Democrats.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 04:00 PM (d99JR)

71 Why do we need open threads when greg and Collin do a great job of changing the subject on any thread.

Posted by: Carlos at April 22, 2005 04:06 PM (8e/V4)

72 That's a good point, Carlos. ALL the threads are open. On the Jane Fonda one, they're talking about how many Klansmen are in each party. All they have to do is ask Greyrooster. He'll tell them.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 04:10 PM (d99JR)

73 Wow! 73 comments. I seriously want to party with you guys. (Did that sound gay?)

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 22, 2005 04:21 PM (JQjhA)

74 Hey, no way, Rusty, just go with with your feelings here. Filthy will enjoy it...

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 04:29 PM (d99JR)

75 Thumbs up to the Gregster (his idea).

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 04:31 PM (d99JR)

76 Speaking of H.J., She was at a book store at a mall close to my house last Saturday. If I had know I might of gone up and either asked her to sign her book as "To all the Vietnam vets I caused to be killed." or "Hanoi Jane, U.S Armed Forces killer, and proud of it." Do you know what if any relation she is to Bridget Fonda. Bridget is hot, and I guess it is not Bridget's fault if she is releated.

Posted by: Butch at April 22, 2005 04:31 PM (Gqhi9)

77 Most of it is smutty filth of the worst kind, but it's really just some frustrated Republicans and Libertarians (we'll talk, Greg) trying to unwind. Did I leave out any Democrats?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 04:33 PM (d99JR)

78 Fuck everybody!!!

Posted by: Mr. K at April 22, 2005 04:48 PM (YBs9F)

79 Mr. K: At least you're on the right thread.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 04:53 PM (d99JR)

80 By the way, that Glenn Reynolds, he is really something...not just some perfesser...he is a lawyer too...what a guy...he's got Instapundit...Glennreynolds.com...techcentral articles...man, he is the shit...but no comments...what a motherfucker!

Posted by: Mr. K at April 22, 2005 04:56 PM (YBs9F)

81 Young Turban Professional is One Angryblackman!

Posted by: Mr. K at April 22, 2005 04:57 PM (YBs9F)

82 Terrorists must be punished.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 23, 2005 04:55 AM (fufbw)

83 Hanoi Jane was a book signing at a mall near my house as well. The vet who spat tobacco juice in her face in Kansas MO, should be given a medal! Too bad he ran from the scene after he completed the act, he should've stood there, defiantly. Big of her, she refused to press charges. I heard the book isn't selling well.

Posted by: Laura at April 23, 2005 09:42 AM (L3PPO)

84 "Fuck everybody!"...Mr. K Gee, do you think we'll have time??!! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

Posted by: Laura at April 23, 2005 09:43 AM (L3PPO)

85 "...but it's really just some frustrated Republicans and Libertarians" Bah! Libertatians are just anarchists who are afraid to commit.

Posted by: Defense Guy at April 23, 2005 11:01 AM (lVjfM)

86 Laura, Perhaps you have issues?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 01:45 AM (fufbw)

87 Collin, Who, me? Just bustin' some balls, ok? hardy har har

Posted by: Laura at April 24, 2005 07:33 PM (L3PPO)

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April 21, 2005

Pamela Anderson's Blog

Pamela Anderson, star of the appropriately named television series Stacked, has her own blog. I wonder if this is purely a gimmick or only partially a gimmick? The former would mean her publicist writes the posts, the latter would mean her publicist forces Pam to write the posts.

Anyway, she's got all the bells and whistles that you'd expect in a blog, including posts with permalinks (check out this post with candid pics of Pam on the set). more...

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Check Out The New Jawa Trick

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Network News is Dead

Well slap my ass and call me Charlie, Sam Donaldson proclaims network news is dead and he seems to think blogging is good for the news.

And speaking of blogging, John at Wuzzadem is trying out Microsoft's new blogging software. But I thought MSN Spaces was supposed to make all our lives better?

Oh and if any one is to blame for the downfall of network news, it's Six Meat Buffet. Happy blogoversary!!!

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Comment Posting / Trackback Problem Fixed

Mental note: when using MT do not accidentally ban ALL IPs. Apparently when I tried to delete Collin Baber's ban earlier today I inadvertantly pressed enter with a blank IP field. Thus, all trackbacks and comments were banned. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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The Collin Baber Banning Poll Results

As the regular readers and commenters know, there has been quite a big controversy over my decision to ban Collin Baber. The above poll clearly shows that a majority of Jawa Report readers want him to go.

Who am I to go against the wishes of the people? I'm Rusty Shackleford, biyatch, that's who I am!!

Collin is back in. Won't he just piss people off? Yes. That's the point. I like getting people pissed off. People like Collin have a useful purpose. They force us out of complacency and let us see another world view. A distorted worldview that blames America first and foremost for all the problems in the world, but a common one nonetheless. It is the predominant worldview amongst the European elite and all too common in our universities.

Let us rise to the challenge of defending America against her enemies, foreign and domestic.

A word of caution to Collin, Greg, Actus, Bob, etc (our regular leftist commenters) don't piss ME off.

Also, to every one else: be civil. No, I don't mean you need to hold your punches, but please no hitting below the belt. Ok, maybe civil is not the word I'm looking for. Politics is just war by other means. But lately there has been too much back and forth about so-and-so liking to suck so-and-so's something-or-other. If this keeps up we're going to start resorting to yo-momma insults. more...

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1 Bravo! Banning Collin would have been a chickenshit thing to do. Now I can hear those sweat words over and over again,"Bushian War Cult, Bushian War Cult".

Posted by: greg at April 19, 2005 08:55 AM (/+dAV)

2 As an admirer of Ann Coulter's beaver, I hereby declare myself founding member of the Bushian Whore Cult.

Posted by: Mr. K at April 19, 2005 09:01 AM (Q4HMC)

3 "But lately there has been too much back and forth about so-and-so liking to suck so-and-so's something-or-other. If this keeps up we're going to start resorting to yo-momma insults." Rusty, to quote Ted Cassidy in a famous western: "Rules? In a knife fight?! No rules!"

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 19, 2005 09:09 AM (x+5JB)

4 Why ask if he should be banned if you're not going to ban him? Why bother at all?? Cindy

Posted by: firstbrokenangel at April 19, 2005 09:18 AM (PEKrh)

5 Maybe this infidel Collin just needs some hot, sweet loving. Greg, If you are out there, please do what you do best and adminster some hot sweet relations to your fellow moonbat Collin.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 19, 2005 09:28 AM (yBHNA)

6 Ohhhhhhhh.... (wackwackwackwackwackwack) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Rusty(gasp).......drool....(pant)....(gulp) Thanks Dude. Posted by: Happy FIlthy Allah at April 5, 2005 07:16 PM Silence Spanky!

Posted by: greg at April 19, 2005 09:34 AM (/+dAV)

7 C'mon Greg, You and I both Know Filthy Cannot help the Scott Baio thing. So how 'bout it? YOu going to give Collin some hot sweeeet relations?

Posted by: Obsnooks at April 19, 2005 09:45 AM (yBHNA)

8 OB'sNookie, How's your furgina infection?

Posted by: greg at April 19, 2005 09:49 AM (/+dAV)

9 don't know greg, ask your daughter. It's all over her mouth.

Posted by: Obsnooks at April 19, 2005 09:51 AM (yBHNA)

10 OBs'Nookie, You're a Yankee. 'Nough said!

Posted by: greg at April 19, 2005 09:57 AM (/+dAV)

11 What...everrrrr.

Posted by: Obsnooks at April 19, 2005 10:09 AM (yBHNA)

12 Your momma's so old she owes Jesus a nickel.

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at April 19, 2005 10:45 AM (Fh4Gk)

13 Your momma goes to college.

Posted by: Jeff at April 19, 2005 11:28 AM (ifPXk)

14 Your momma'a so old she remembers when the Dead Sea was only sick....

Posted by: hinzman at April 19, 2005 11:53 AM (Z+pFs)

15 Yo momma's so fat she bleeds gravy.

Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 19, 2005 03:41 PM (Wsn+K)

16 I'm with Cindy on this one. Utterly stupid to first ban Colon, then cave in to some commenters and subject us to a stupid poll wherein you supposedly will let your readers make the call, then back out when the poll says ban the jerk. Hope you don't treat your students that way.....tell them something won't be on the test, then put it on the test. Now Collin, Steven (Collin's supposed brother), and Greg can make the comments forum their own and use the same old tired quotes and dubious sources to stroke each other. Like I said before, I have stopped coming here every day because it is just too painful to wade through their crap. If I wanted to subject myself to this, I would go to Kos. Sorry, Rus, I will stop by now and again to check out the headlines, but I'm not venturing into the comments section anymore. It's your barbeque.....just doesn't taste as good anymore.

Posted by: Dan at April 19, 2005 04:02 PM (q3pwu)

17 Rusty, pay no attention to Dan. If he wants an echo chamber he should look elsewhere. Part of the fun is watching the Leftists make fools of themselves.

Posted by: Carlos at April 19, 2005 04:17 PM (paKD6)

18 I respect Dan's feelings. It's the reason why Kos bans just about everyone. People don't like to be challenged. Kos calls it 'community building'. I have banned plenty of people in the past, but mostly for childish stuff. We'll see how this works out.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 19, 2005 04:29 PM (JQjhA)

19 If he wants an echo chamber he should look elsewhere. Exactly why my site is available. I ban people, and then send them Rusty's email if they want to file complaints. ;-)

Posted by: Confederate Yankee at April 19, 2005 04:41 PM (L1Pk8)

20 HA. Half of the votes against Collin are probably from Greyrooster calling up his buddys and telling them to vote yes.

Posted by: Anwar at April 19, 2005 06:35 PM (9cHDR)

21 Anwar: My buddies are not filthy muslims. Thats a muslim way of voteing. Ask your friend Saddam. Is Rusty turning liberal on us? A sudden 180 is normally attributed to the moonbats. It's your blog. I will respect your decision. AS DUMB AS IT IS. I thought prehaps we could get a break and see if something constructive would pop up. Would you consider banning the group you mentioned above for a week for a trial run. Just wondering how your blog would be without the crazy America haters? Confederate yankee: Your blog address please.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 19, 2005 07:00 PM (K/qjk)

22 Rusty: "Don't piss me off" Yea, man! You really showed the Babeler.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 19, 2005 07:04 PM (K/qjk)

23 The way I see it all of you guys were doing an excellent job at refuting his lame arguements.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 19, 2005 07:48 PM (JQjhA)

24 But it is getting so boring. Same shit every day. Day in, day out. You goofed. But as I said it's your blog and I will respect your decision. But thats the last time I ever say that. The end of my take on the subject. Have to go. I have a guy who says he can install direct tv on my boat so I can have the internet. Only in America.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 19, 2005 09:45 PM (K/qjk)

25 I voted "no" about ten times, which is not much considering how many times my oversecretive firewall wouldve allowed me to vote... Well anyways, just here to say that I finally noticed how much my comments have hurt some of your countrys screenfucking virusamateur lowlives yesterday, when after about a week of singular attacks which had no effect, there was a 6 PC joint operation, all located in US (got names, IP:s and addresses from the police after they checked connections to my ADSL that day), to apparently push through viruses to my computer, since the bastards could not do it alone. The PC was formatted and the stuff reinstalled, and since there was nothing legal lost, they just gave me the info and told me to take care of the situation myself. So those responsible may want to upgrade their protection software, or not, I could just give their personal info to your police forces to get some sort of revenge. So I wont be writing stuff here from my PC, since public computers have the advantage of beingif property of the government, therefore they get messed up it will automatically mean jail time in a Finnish prison for the geek (computer related crimes have been common here, so that kind of crimes towards Finnish computers automatically lead to jail time to keep the bastards on American comps). The whole experience has made me realize that it isn't the leaders that are criminal in your country, it's your people all hate should be directed against. I sincerely hope all people with computer crime history, and those with skill to do them, die a painful death preferrably in the next terrorist attack to US.

Posted by: A Finn at April 20, 2005 02:50 AM (cWMi4)

26 Yes, I'm judging the whole nation by what some assholes did, but I seriously don't care, I hate you.

Posted by: A Finn at April 20, 2005 02:53 AM (cWMi4)

27 So... VetÃƒÂ¤kÃƒÂ¤ÃƒÂ¤ vittu pÃƒÂ¤ÃƒÂ¤hÃƒÂ¤n ja paetkaa vuoristoon, I'm out of here for now. Perhaps I'll be back, but not in as non-hostile situations as before.

Posted by: A Finn at April 20, 2005 02:57 AM (cWMi4)

28 Dear Mr. Finn, Are you advocating the use of force against the United States?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 20, 2005 03:20 AM (FV4oJ)

29 I am advocating the use of force against a certain type of a US citizen, yes. This does not necessarily involve attacking the entire country, just a door-to-door clean-up attack against persons and their familias with misused computer skills.

Posted by: A Finn at April 20, 2005 04:09 AM (cWMi4)

30 Dear Mr. Finn, The desire for revenge will bring you nothing. Besides, you're too smart for that. What were the IPs of the perpetrators? What exactly did they do and how did they do it? The more you describe what happened, the faster we can figure out the solution.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 20, 2005 04:57 AM (FV4oJ)

31 The tactic seemed to be to flood the firewall using 6 PC:s sending viruses and malware, since my kid brother was at the computer, he messed up with the protections and apparently a variation of mydoom got through after 5 minutes of attempts. I am not going to give any IP:s, they either go to your police officials, or then they are used for retaliation, so public displaying of them would warn them and they'd hide.

Posted by: A Finn at April 20, 2005 05:17 AM (cWMi4)

32 Dear Mr. Finn, Understood and good planning. Looks like a swarm attack by a bunch of malicious punks. You use F-secure, right?

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 20, 2005 05:59 AM (FV4oJ)

33 Nah, had a up-to-date Panda Software Platinum installed, a 30-day trial version. Naturally XP:s own stuff and self-programmed counterattack measures, which apparently busted one of the 6 attackers, since it stopped after a minute from the start of the attack.

Posted by: A Finn at April 20, 2005 06:09 AM (cWMi4)

34 Well anyways, soon making decisions about what to do with the bastards, so fuck this, not coming back for a day or two, so better ban me to avoid getting any more of hatred and rage bursting to this site from the depths of my rediscovered endless pits of hatred towards American computer people.

Posted by: A Finn at April 20, 2005 06:39 AM (cWMi4)

35 Excellent, those rotten punks are in for a rude cactus surprise next time they mess around with your gear. P.S. Before the rest of the group gets here and freaks out about previous comments made about the U.S., this may be your last chance to retract those words...

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 20, 2005 06:41 AM (FV4oJ)

36 Mr Finn, As the 6:41 post was to answer your 6:09 post, it is highly recommended that those words you stated earlier about the U.S. be retracted asap.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 20, 2005 07:00 AM (FV4oJ)

37 Sounds like a sympathy story to me. Made up story to make people look bad. No truth at all. Just another example of HATE SPEECH. Rusty: Is there no way to put an ignore function for those of us who want to ignore certain people, or certain threads?? A. Finn needs to swim in another pool. Chris

Posted by: Chris at April 20, 2005 08:21 AM (tCYiJ)

38 It almost seems like there are two Finns--the goofy but likeable kid with a good sense of humor and the seemingly paranoid, bitter Euro we see today. Anyone else notice this?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 20, 2005 08:46 AM (x+5JB)

39 Yup

Posted by: sparky at April 20, 2005 08:54 AM (F1nba)

40 Mr. Finn had his gear nailed hard by cyberpunks from the U.S. He'll cool off, return and retract those words.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 20, 2005 09:24 AM (fufbw)

41 I think "Master Finn" is more appropriate, Collin.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 20, 2005 09:30 AM (x+5JB)

42 Finn Script kiddies are indeed scumbags. You have my sympathies on that. While you are busy hating the US, please remember that the PC you are using to spread your hate was invented in the US, the OS you are using again comes from American innovators, and finally the Internet which allows you to spread your message to a worldwide community was invented by Americans and given to the world for free.

Posted by: Defense Guy at April 20, 2005 11:38 AM (jPCiN)

43 I remember back in '98 I was in a chat room and some crazy Neo-Nazi dudes started spamming everyone. I played along and logged back in as "Jewcrusher34" and managed to get a email address out of one of them. I wrote...he invited me to his website. I sent him a nice virus that zero's your whole fucking hard drive. He must have had a server at home, 'cause the site was zippo the next day. Suckaz. Just so you know, it wasn't a duplicating virus, and blind infection is lame. I've only done that once and I did it for a cause. Finn, get a mac with OSX. In all the years I've had a mac, I've never had a virus once because all the hackers want to kill Bill Gates. Don't forget as well: some of the best software was developed by these punks...mp3 for example. You can even steal and have good morals...if I download music and like it, I go buy it. I've heard most don't, but then record companies barely pay an artist anyway, so fuck 'em.

Posted by: steven baber at April 20, 2005 04:29 PM (FogDg)

44 A FINN: What the hell you talking about? Clearly and slowly as us drunk racists don't understand these machines anyway.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 20, 2005 09:15 PM (aq8Ok)

45 Darn... comp repair fellow explained that the attack was actually still way too weak to pass my protections and didn't cause the comp to crash... mydoom had been there for a while and the virus protection had it under control... the actual reason was that I had a comp full of dust and the darn things went up in flames as the attack stressed the machine (How was I supposed to know I need to vacuum the darn thing, had a air circulation cooler on my last computer, and it didn't get busted by tiny particles of dead fleas or whatever...) So, basically not actually the fault of their skill, actually a selfdestruction or something... So... sort of apologizing, yet still staying out of here.

Posted by: A pretty annoyed Finn at April 21, 2005 03:21 AM (cWMi4)

46 Chris, feel free to die. Don't want any sympathy, point your darn sympathies elsewhere.

Posted by: A pretty annoyed Finn at April 21, 2005 04:05 AM (cWMi4)

47 Are you saying your computer is fucked because there was too much dust in it? Overheating CPU ignited the dust? No way...

Posted by: steven baber at April 21, 2005 11:51 AM (FogDg)

48 very good ! http://www.ane.com.tw http://cable-assembly-manufacturers.com http://wireless-lan-manufacturers-wlan.com http://www.electronic-components-manufacturers-connectors.com http://www.pens-manufacturers.com

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April 18, 2005

Caption Contest Winners

Oh man, so many funny captions so little time! Seriously, they get better each week.

Martin: Warning: suicide bomber crossing

Right Wing Sparkle: "Injured in a car bomb? call 1-888-toughjihadlawyer!!!
We will get you the dinar you deserve!!!!"

Cal Tech Girl: Get your own MBNA Jihadi Visa card! Complete with Picture ID fraud protection. Choose between "Car Bomb" or "Dead Infidel" (not shown) background!

And special recognition goes to Steve the Llama Butcher for tracbacking his entry in, thus adding another link to The Jawa and upping my Ecosystem ratings!!: Z-man sez, "I just saved a bunch of money switching to GEICO--shouldn't you?"

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Morning Reading: Darth Tater Edition

Got a link? Just send it to me. Because that's just the kind of guy I am:

Shiite hostage crisis bogus?

The Lebanese Cedar Revolution now has its own blog, and it's being published from the tent-city itself.

I keep getting e-mails about the returned soldier who was arrested for detaining some illegal immigrants in Arizona. Honestly, I haven't really formed an opinion about this yet. Here's Confederate Yankee's take.

See your state capital from space. Cool.

Howard Dean attempts to reach out to people of faith by spitting in their faces.

Guess which major newspaper this post takes on? One guess.

Dan obviously had some serious time on his hands this weekend.

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April 16, 2005

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Zarqawi Edition

Caption this photo of a billboard in Iraq bearing the face of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Winners announced Monday with mucho fanfare.

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