April 16, 2005

Which Side of the Blogosphere is Getting Paid?

AS A SUCCESSUL RIGHT-WING BLOGGER I DEMAND MY PAYCHECK!!! more...

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Cat Hunting

I don't hunt, but I might just start! Phin gives tips on how to hunt cat.

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April 15, 2005

Good News Every One,

Collin Baber has been banned. Any appeals should be e-mailed to me directly.

UPDATE:Thanks to Phin. We got ourselves a poll. I'm moving this post to the top for now.


Should Collin Baber be banned
Yes
No
Free polls from Pollhost.com

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INDCent Bill admits to what we've always known,

he's into Lllama orgling!

So I tried to listen to Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom and Bill Ardolino of INDC's radio show yesterday. They did this interview of another blogger who I'm sort of fond of, Ace of Ace of Spades Headquarters. The problem is that Right Talk Radio won't replay the interview!

Ace, Bill, and Jeff might think it was the frequent homoerotic jokes or maybe it was the occasional f-bomb dropped, but I have a different theory. Bill mentions the very forbidden kink of Llama orgling. Listen carefully. Near the beginning. It's there. Nuff said.

Anyway, thanks to the good folks over at The Daily Recycler you can now listen to the now banned stream here or here.

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Happy Birthday Dad (Buy a Gun)

Today is my father's birthday. Happy birthday dad!! You can help my dad celebrate by buying a gun. Today is Buy a Gun Day.

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April 14, 2005

Tales. Of. Interest.

Just like Instapundit, but all in one post!

Religion of Peace & Intl:

John at Crossroads of Arabia and I have been going back and forth via e-mail on whether or not Stephen Schwartz in The Two Faces of Islam is just mildly wrong or really really wrong. Where we really disagree is over the meaning of the word extremist. Check out his post which started it all.

-Tim at Opinin Bug sends me a link to this story. Did we send it to Syria too?? Dumbasses.

Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit. Indeed.

Domestic Stuff

Brain Terminal has an interesting post on academia. Heh.

Pope and Schiavo not real news. Confederate Yankee has more.

Germans blame neocons (read J-O-Os) for making Catholic priests look bad. I'm sure the fact that a few of them were pedophiles had nothing to do with it...

-Kill. Bush. Now. Oh, and buy some shit while you're at it.

-So, wait, an American gets indicted for the Oil for Food scandal and Kofi walks? Yeah, sounds about normal.

-Jack Lewis makes Glenn Reynolds his bitch. That makes two of us Jack.

-Jason Smith has more on the Fannie Mae scandal. You said fannie.

Bloggie Stuff

-I've said it once, I'll say it again: Damn you Quinton!!

-Paul at Wizbang is Dan's bitch. Yes I like the word bitch. You got a problem with that, bitch?

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April 13, 2005

Canadian Reader Love Mail: 'Kill All Infidel White People'

It's not so much irony as it is ironical when followers of the religion of peace a) blame Christianity for the rise of Hitler, then b) claim Jews are the root of all evil in the world then c) go on and on about racists, and then d) advocate killing all non-Muslim white people.

By the way, the man who only identifies himself as 'Islamic Jihad', is from Calgary, Alberta, Canada and subscribes to Shaw Cable. So if you're in Calgary, you might just want to watch your back. I'd be on the lookout for a young man, probably of Pakistani or Indian origin.

You mutha fuckers should have stayed out of Iraq now we have to see innocent people get killed.You Stupid white mutha fuckers ,yah specialy Bush.

The root to this world problems are jews ,Christans and fucken idol
worshippers (Hindus,Sikhs and Buddaist). But the main problem in the
world is Christian nations there the ones who fucken influenced Hitler to
kill Jews even though the bastard was one himself,they also influenced
imperialism world wide for their greedy asse's.Many people were
slaughter when these so called fucken pilgrim Christians came to to North
America.

Also these Goddamn bastard were too racist to bring jews to Canada
or The U.S so yah lets give them Israel so they can fight people from
another religon for land because selfish Chritian nations did'nt accept
jews and they thought maybe people in Palestine would.Not to metion all
the sufferin Muslim brothers go through beacause of fucken Jews,Bosanains,Serbians and other white mutha fuckers.

Until white people convert to our religion or stop being racist I say kill them all.They have been Tyrants of this world for too long.They formed racist groups like the KKK,Skinhead and those pussy Nazi.Oh yah that bitch Hitler or any of those KKK son of a bitches never had the guts to step up to a Muslim nation beacause we would whop their asse's like we did a thousand years ago with those Christian Crusade bastards.

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April 12, 2005

April 15th: Taxes Due, My Dad's Birthday, and BUY A GUN DAY!!

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Well look who the cat dragged in! Long time friend Aaron must have finally got himself a job! For awhile there he was acting like one of them liberals--you know, on the welfare--but now that Arnold is in office I guess they kicked his lazy butt out of the welfare line.

Anyway, April 15th means a lot of things to a lot of people. But to bloggers it holds a special meaning. IT'S BUY A GUN DAY!

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Question for Readers on Comment Banning

More and more of my comment threads are degenerating into name calling.

Don't make me come down out of the ivory tower and put my foot up your asses!

Anyway, I rarely ban any one from making comments. But should I?

On the one hand, I like to be challenged. When you start banning people you weed out a potential pool of those who will be the most critical, and therefore those that are most willing to point out a flaw in your arguements.

On the other hand, sometimes these disagreements piss people off. Then name calling begins. And then it gets pretty nasty. I'm afraid many of our long-time readers have stopped commenting because they see this degeneration in dialogue.

So, what do you think? Should I just start banning people? Should we lay out some ground rules and then only ban those who break them? Any suggestions?

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Bonfire of the Vanities

Go check it out. I especially love Glenn Reynold's submission.

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Jay Tea at Wizbang Makes an Ass Out of Himself

Worst. Tirade. Ever. Dumbass.

Seriously. I'm at a loss for words over how idiotic this is. Dean pretty much sums up my feelings here.

I don't usually comment on religious doctrine, but some of the stuff being said over at Wizbang lately is getting borderline insane.

I wonder if saying Mass for the dead is also deeply offensive to Jay Tea?

When the families of Holocaust survivors lodge a protest over the 'baptism for the dead' practice of Mormons, they are feeding the fires of anti-semitism. Protesting what is essentially a harmless practice, and one done out of good will, is the kind of thing that anti-semites love to point out.

It's one thing to bring up the Holocaust when defending Israel's right to exist, it's another thing altogether to bring it up when complaining about a doctrine that you oppose.

The fact that the Holocaust is mentioned at all reminds me of Tony Robert's character 'Rob' in Annie Hall.

I think Aaron's response here is the proper one from Jews. Eh, don't like it but no big deal.

Most Christian denominations believe that non-Christians will go to hell. So what? And that is deeply offensive because....??? I think most Christian denominations are wrong. Most of my neighbors are Southern Baptists and in no uncertain terms do they condemn me to hell. Many of them are deeply concerned about my soul--and they tell me.

I'm flattered. I'm glad I have neighbors with such concern. Much more worrisome is a society which produces religious faith that not only condemns non-believers to hell, but which is willing to help them on their way.

The only thing offensive in this story is the fact that the Mormon Church is caving to these ninnies. Grow some nads people! So freaking what if these people take offense where none is given. Deal with it.

Just remember that South Park claims only Mormons go to heaven. Who are we to argue with that?

UPDATE: Holocaust.

Jews have a perfectly legitimate reason for being sensitive, as Aaron points out in the comments.

But by invoking the Holocaust into this debate (as the delegation did when they took special umbrage at Holocaust victims being baptized by proxy) we cheapen the enormity and uniquely evil nature of that event.

UPDATE II: Amen to Bogus Gold:

"Die and then we'll convert you" has got to be the very least intrusive conversion practice in the history of religion. You don't have to participate. Your relatives don't have to be bothered. No one takes out an article in a newspaper announcing your post-mortem conversion, and thereby sullying your proudly Mormon-free reputation.

If the Mormon faith is true, they're doing these deceased folks the best good they could possibly do. If their faith is false, they're doing no harm and bothering no one but themselves. Unless you're just looking to be offended anyway.

Another UPDATE: Yeah, I like Jay Tea. But even the best of us say idiotic things every once and awhile.......

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Rusty loves me, this I know, because his blog tells me so!

The Jawa link philosophy:

"For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened." --Matt 7:8

-Liberal T-Shirt asks Tom Delay to committ suicide. Offensive and funny.

-John Kerry outs CIA agent. Dumbass. More.

-Carnival of the Revolutions is up. Awesome!

-Germans love David Hasselhoff, hate George Bush, and could go either way for Vladimir Putin.

-The great blogger billboard scam. Funny.

-John Kerry, asshat.

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April 11, 2005

Another South Park Republican Gets a Blog

My good friend Dr. Leopold Stotch has now moved the island of mu.nu. Welcome aboard Butters Chaos!

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Weekend Update, with Rusty Shackleford

Had a long weekend. Spent all day Saturday in Memphis. My first time in TN. It was one of those travel-in/travel-out on the same day deals. Can any one in Memphis tell me what the deal is with the pyramid?

Anyway, that's why there was no blogging over the weekend. Here are some interesting links people sent me Friday evening - Monday early morning. Check them out:

65+ terrorists nabbed. Excellent.

NY Times reporting success in Iraq? Long overdue.

More on reporter detained in Iraq. and another one. He was detained because he posed an imperative threat to coalition forces. Now, about al Jazeera....

TSA stupidity.

More on Pulitzer Prize photos. They just don't make 'em like they used to.

Democratic memes. Funny and true.

Chick poses as Air Force Captain, defrauds university. That's a fact Jack!

Dude buys billboard looking to score hot chicks. D'oh!

Bush To Spotted Owls: Bring it On

College Prof. apologizes for Ward Churchill, gets fisked.

Marburg Virus: More Deadly Than Anticipated - Deaths Likely Double Reported Number Calling Dustin Hoffman!

The Jawa Report dropped from Google News for 'hate speech', BNN picked up. Congrats. Just don't say anything 'offensive' like, you know, we ought to win the war on terror.....

Wow, an entire blog devoted to the defense of Joe McCarthy!! Kewl.

The Schiavo Legacy. Paul asks, I give.

UPDATE: And here are some unsolicited stories I missed over the weekend.

Someone Forgot To Tell These Iraqis About The QUAGMIRE™!

Arab News continues to shock me. This time they publish an article by my friend Jane Novak, and as far as I can tell, it's not censored!!

Happy Blogoversary to Gordon the Cranky Neocon!

Fractures in Iraq Insugency?

Damn, I love SD County.

Humor: CBS to Give CIA tips on infiltrating enemy groups.

Happy Blogoversary Kevin Aylward!

Big Trouble in Little Washington, again.

Interesting, if not a little difficult to follow. Yoel Natan fisks the Palestinian prediction that Koran says U.S. to end.

Pet Peeves and some good advice for new bloggers.

The goods on Dr. Robert Pastor.

News about Canada that I like.

John Bolton's mustache is so, you know, gay....

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April 08, 2005

Elizabethan Curse Generator Goes After Wonkette!!!

Elizabethan Curse Generator here, via Bill's Comments.

Thou surly dog-hearted coxcomb!
Thou mangled iron-witted malkin!
Thou puny onion-eyed bum-bailey!
Thou waggish crook-pated wagtail!
Thou infectious sour-faced flirt-gill!

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Gay Outing: The New Black

*Hide the kleenex! Greg Beato, Wonkette's gay-bitch intern goes after Malkin. Trust me, no three ways for this guy!!

Two questions you might be wondering.

1) How do you know Mr. Beato is gay? COME ON! BEATO!! THE NAME SCREAMS HAND JOB.

2) How can a guy be Anna Marie Cox's bitch? Two words: STRAP ON!!!!!

UPDATE: ***Must Cite Jawa Report****

A very married Wonkette seen with a very single Ben Affleck.

Jawa readers dying to know if Ben asked for sex in an uncomfortable place? How big? Cut?

Developing..... more...

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In Court

This morning I received a call from Mr. Glenn Harlan Reynolds' lawyer claiming copyright infringement. Posting will be light. more...

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April 07, 2005

Glenn Reynolds Quits TCS!

Glenn Reynolds' farewell TCS piece. Scandalous!

UPDATE: Don't tell the Alliance.

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Jawalanche

Here are some things I'm reading right now. It's like The Puppy Blender, only we do in one post what it takes him to do in 20!

-More. Dead. Terrorists.
-Tiny little spy planes. No word from Islamic Army in Iraq on tiny little RPG. (via Blogs of War)
-Jurors picked for trial of Islamist traitor in U.S. military. Texas justice, please.
-First the Pulitzers, and now the Peabodys. Not surprising.
-Art Buchwald. Idito.
-U.N. Corruption. Can you use those two words in the same sentence?
-Government sponsored Enron not getting headlines. *shocked*
-Bill Clinton for SC? *Chortle* Right. (via Jeff)
-Commissar is right on the Schiavo meme.
-Government acting like the mafia. Or, why Rusty is a domestic libertarian.
-Gun meet criminal. Nice.
-Sheriff gets tasered on live TV. Beavis moment.
-Another Terri Schiavo?
-La Shawn on MSNBC, while Joyner tells me he's been cancelled. I'm available!
-Jenna Bush bumping and grinding. Please send video!
-Star Wars nerds line up in front of wrong theatre. This explains why the light posting.......
-Domines to charge for delievery? Say it isn't so! (I was a driver for Dominos in college)
-Glenn Reynolds interviews John from Wuzzadem. (via Itsapundit)
-Censorship of the bad kind. Dumbass.
-Blogger smackdown! or troll smackdown. I just love a good fight.
-Support single mothers, visit a strip club. (via Beth)
-Welcome to the strange and growing superpower that is mu.nu.
-Hot. Young. Coeds. I've no idea what Stotch means.
-You live in a zoo....photos.
-Excuse me while I whip this out. Dumbasses.
-EU's "Little USSR", France. Heh.
-Ace is back. Long live Ace.

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April 06, 2005

Editor and Publisher Apologizes for Terrorist Embeds *shock*

Editor and Publisher ought to be renamed, Apologist and Collaborater. Hey, and next time you mention my blog why not drop a link for all that is sacred and holy! You'd think your site wasn't html enabled......

And, as if on cue, you organize your story in such a way as to 1) set up claims of bias in the Pulitzer, in this case we are not talking about partisan bias but anti-American bias--a serious accusation 2) then refute those claims. Nice job.

Does the entire Associated Press corp pay you to kiss their asses or does your tongue just naturally like the brown eye?

And if the Pulitzer really shows war 'as it is', which is a terribly stupid claim given the limitations of space in any publication which inevitably leads to certain photos being picked which tell certain parts of the story and leaving out other photos which tell other parts of the war story, then why were not images of American victories shown or that of Americans happily getting along with children in the street? Or is that part of the war 'as it is' not worthy of the lauds of fellow journalists?

Our objections are not about the war photojournalists and the brave work they do. It is with the hiring of stringers such as Bilal Hussein who is comfortable enough with Abu Musab al Zarqawi's al Qaeda in Iraq or Sheik Abdullah al-Janabi's Mujahidin Shura Council of Fallujah that he can get up close and personal for some nice staged photos.

Our other objection is to the photos selected as worthy of the Pulitzer. Is the Associated Press an American organization or not? Cause, I was kind of under the impression that America was sort of in this little thing called a SHOOTING WAR!

Ernie Pyle is rolling over in his grave, right about now. I wonder if he ever got that up close and personal interview with the Waffen SS he always wanted to do? You know, to show their side of the story. Cause, you know, they had families too. And kids. And flower gardens. And kitties......

Please see these posts for clarification:
The Pulitzer and Terrorist Embeds
Pulitzer Prize Given to Terrorists

Thanks to TR at Exposing the Left for e-mailing me the article.

PS-Bunch, you're an idiot.

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