August 31, 2005

InPhincible!

I could tell from his winning Blog Sabbath Caption Contest entry that Phin is tha shizznit.

Head on over to his Blog Design Auction to help victims of Hurricane Kuntrina, and you too can have a kickass blog design like The Jawa Report. Assuming you get the winning bid, of course.

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WTW Reno Lied Babies Died.

As a tribute to the fine arguments of the left I have come up with the real scapegoats for 9-11/GWOT and because IÂ’m a little nuts. Enjoy.

Once upon a time there was and Attorney General Named Reno. One day she called up the news and said, "Hey everyone get to Waco, going to be a big show for you". Well the show kind of didnÂ’t go well. So Janet made up lies about what was going on inside. This led to the storming of the compound and barbecued babies. This led to the Oklahoma City bombings more death and dead babies. The MSM and Janet and Bill all had a good time watching their handy work on the TEEVEE along with the Islamists who were inspired by all this. Osama then thought, "Hey letÂ’s bomb America too", and they did. So as you can clearly see the blame for Waco, the Oklahoma city bombing, 9/11, the 1993 WTC bombing, the USS Cole bombing, The London Bombings so on and so forth are all directly caused by Janet Reno and Bill Clinton For appointing her. There Cindy put than in your pipe and smoke it.

Capitalism gone mad.

Ok I like John Wayne. Yes he’s rough he’s tough and he don’t take no shit from nobody. But that’s really not the qualities I’m looking for in the restroom. I’m not sure how much more of a dividend my company can pay with this new “John Wayne Paper” but won’t that be offset by efficiency loss due to “uncomfortable” employees? Are corn cobs the next logical step to improve profitability?

Siyuth paydeewhaan beeotch Howie.

Here are your bloggers

more...

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APSApalooza

I will be heading to Washington, D.C. today where 6,000 political scientists have decided to gather in honor of The Jawa Report. If you'll be at APSApalooza and want to hang out, please e-mail me. Blogging will be light.

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August 30, 2005

Do-it-yourself Festival of the Fatwas: GI Joe Held Hostage Edition

Have an intersesting post that deserves some eyeballs? Link this post and send us a trackback and we will issue a fatwa-link against you below. If you don't play nice and link this post I'm going to take all my action figures home and behead them.

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August 29, 2005

Where's Rusty?

If I don't blog in the next 24 hours it's because of a certain weather related phenomenon. That is all.

UPDATE: Nope, I'm here. No problems.

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Blogroll Update (Updated)

Phase I of the blogroll update is complete. That took way longer than expected. I've deleted dead links and those that haven't posted in several months. I've also updated those of you who have new urls.

UPDATE: Added plenty of new links. If I missed you, sorry.

UPDATE II: I'm thinking Mad Dog Vinnie needs to be delinked for this. Those pics were for private use........

On a related note, Digger's Realm celebrates 1 million visitors.

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August 26, 2005

Jawa is #18?

Ecosystem must be way screwed up.

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I, for one, find it hard to believe that this blog could go from 28 to 18 in a matter of days, and not have a single post with more than 5 trackbacks.

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August 24, 2005

WTW Combat Rock

Sheriff donÂ’t like it. Rock Utah Rock Utah.

Or

You can still rock in America... Well maybe notÂ…..

Little sisterÂ’s got a record machine.
She's all excited cause she's sweet sixteen.
She going out she's gonna bop tonight.
Gonna shake it make it last all night.

Utah Sheriff's rifle is ready to roll.
Grabs some tear gas as he heads for the show.
He's gonna knockheads, knockheads, knockheads!!!!!

or

Rock & Roll Over on your stomach and place your arms out cross your legs.

Well come on now. If you got to go to places like that well the cops are going to show sooner or later. DonÂ’t stop, just expect it. If you want to rock some days you are going to get rolled. ItÂ’s just part of it. I remember when Kiss was going to be the end of civilization. Now theyÂ’re all respectable and stuff. Even that lizard Paul McCartney is respectable these days. Nightranger caused teenage pregnancy, thank god. Everyone kept a chick album or two.

Speaking of teenage pregnancy. The Timken Trojans don't use em.

Here are your bloggers

Wunderkraut missed us and wants a link. Here you go.

As you can tell from the musical refrences here I'm a bit beyond my party years. However a good friend of mine had a rock & roll dive bar band. I went quite a bit. Yep there was always a fight or cops or whatever.

Updated: OMG no Clash link Horridly rude of me.


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Mu.nu back in business!!!

Somehow I feel responsible for the mu.nu site going down. Nah, forget it. I blame Bushitlermchimpyhaliburton! Because of the hypocricy!

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August 23, 2005

It's not you, it's me. Yes, my server was down.

Sorry about The Jawa Report being down today. Something happened to the mu.nu server that knocked all of us down. It looks like it is working now. We are still having trackback and commenting problems. Hopefully, those will be resolved soon.

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Stop the ACLU Rummage Sale

Stop the ACLU has been doing a bang up job keeping an eye out on an organization that puts simplistic fifth grade truisms taught at American law-schools above national security. That's not all they do, though, for instance, check out Jay's post on a new series of Abu Ghraib photos soon to be released. It's like the American media want to help Abu Musab al-Zarqawi recruit some more head chopping jihadis!

Stop the ACLU is trying to raise money to buy ad space in the Washington Times. They need $2,500 to buy a full page ad. To donate, go here.

If you don't have any spare cash, maybe you can help with an online rummage sale to be held on e-Bay on their behalf? Contact Zaphriel from Conservative Birth at Zaphriel@gmail.com if you have items you are willing to donate.

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August 22, 2005

Malkin Knocks Instapundit From Top of Ecosystem!

Wow. I never thought I'd live to see the day that Glenn Reynolds would be #2 on the TTLB Ecosystem. I was hoping to knock Glenn off his #1 high-horse, or if not me then IMAO or one of Frank J's minions at The Alliance, but at least it wasn't Kos--anybody but Kos.

In related hell-freezes-over news, The Jawa Report is now #27 in the TTLB Ecosystem. We've broken Mortal Human status in the past for a day or so before quickly falling to our much more deserved Playful Primate status--like Laurence Simon, we've always thought this blog was full of crap. This time, though, we've managed to stay up there with the big boys for a couple of weeks, and it doesn't seem to be a glitch.

So, watch your back Michelle Malkin, here I come. Only 4363 links to go!

Oh, and here's a suggestion for The Alliance. more...

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The Jawa Report: Faster and Skinnable!!

Notice the new-new site? The Jawa Report should load 10x faster than it has been the last few weeks. The center column should adjust to fit your screen size and we've adjusted the font color. Further, the page is now skinnable. What this means is that if you don't like the white text on black background you can switch to a black text on light background. Cool, eh?

Thanks to Bryan of METAGFX studios, and who blogs here, for coming up with the original kick ass design concept. Muchos gracias also to Phin of Apothegm designs, and who is also an A+ blogger here, for retooling the site so that it would run faster and for working out some of the original kinks. Last shout out to Gordon the Cranky Neocon for coming up with the new Jawa Mos Eisly logo and to Professor Chaos for finding that Thomas Mann quote.

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August 18, 2005

Do-it-yourself Festival of the Fatwas: I Heart Jihad edition

Have an interesting post? Want us to issua a fatwa against you? Simply link one of your posts to this post and send us a trackback. We will automatically issue a fatwa against you.

I will be in meetings all day tomorrow, so no blogging for me.

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Sitemeter Down?

Is it just me, or is Sitemeter not working for any one? UPDATE: I blame Bushitlerchimpeymchaliburton. And Bill Gates.

UPDATE II: Perhaps I spoke too soon. I blame the ghost of Rachel Corrie.

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Blogroll Update

I will be attacking my behemouth of a blogroll in the next few days. A lot of dead links need to be removed and overlooked links to be added. If I have somehow overlooked linking you in the past, now would be the time to remind me in this post's comment section.

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August 17, 2005

Left and Right Bloggers Military Service Survey

An oft heard accusation is that of chickenhawk being leveled at supporters of the Iraq War who have no prior military service. Bloggers with no prior military service are called members of the 101st Fighting Keyboardists on almost a daily basis by Markos Mulitsas' Daily Kos, himself a veteran of the U.S. Army. The phrase is used to shorten discussion about the war by making a personal attack and delegitimizing the person's credibility. It is easy for you to be for the war when you are not fighting it, is the crux of the chickenhawk argument.

The Right has no identity phrase to delegitimize left-wing bloggers' anti-war stance equivelant to chickenhawk. But we on the right often resort to other personal attack tactics. Although we have no phrase to wrap the idea in, there is a glaring suspicion to many on the Right that many on the Left never served in the military because they hate it and our soldiers. They are against the Iraq War, we think, because they are against all war and the military men that fight them.

Using the TTLB Traffic Rankings as a guide, I sent e-mails to the top bloggers of both the Left and Right and asked them whether or not they had served in the military and, if they had, in which branch?. Group blogs which had not clear main blogger were not sent e-mails. This tended to weed out more Left leaning blogs than Right leaning blogs. Blogs that seemed to focus on pop-culture or other non-political issues were also excluded. Further, while the response rate was nearly 100% from conservative and libertarian bloggers, it was much lower from those who were more liberal. This can probably be explained by my personal relationship with many on the right. If any of you can get responses out of other top bloggers on the Left, I would appreciate your help.

I had hoped, for methodological reasons, to include the same number of Left and Right leaning bloggers. I will continue to update this list as more data becomes available. It should be noted that not all of the Left-leaning bloggers took a clear early stand against the war in Iraq. Further, a few bloggers responded but asked that I keep the information confidential.

The number on the left is the TTLB Ecosystem Traffic Ranking between August 16-17. If there are mistakes in the list they were unintentional so please let me know by dropping me an e-mail.

Top Left Bloggers
(1) Markos Zunigas (Daily Kos)--Yes, US Army
(11) Tony (Crooks and Liars)--no military service
(13) Ana Marie Cox (Wonkette)--no military service
(16) Kevin Drum (Washington Monthly)--no military service
(32) Norm Jenson (One Good Move)--Yes, National Guard
(24) Jerome Armstrong (My DD)--no military service
(39) Taegan Goddard (Political Wire)--no
(46) Tom (Tbogg)--no military service
(43) Amanda Marcotte (Pandagon)--no military service
(55) Adrew The Poorman (The Poorman's Cafe) -- no military service
(73) Steve Soto (The Left Coaster) -- no military service

Top Right Bloggers
(6) Glenn REynolds (Instapundit)--no military service
(7) Charles Johnson (Little Green Footballs)-no military service
(9) Michelle Malkin (Michelle Malkin)--no military service
(14) Tom of Scared Monkeys (Scared Monkeys)--no military service
(14) Red of Scared Monkeys (Scared Monkeys)--no military service
(20) Ed Morrissey (Captain's Quarters)--no military service
(21) Dan Riehl (Riehl World View)--Yes, Air Force
(31) Eugene Volokh (Volokh Conspiracy)--no military service
(36) Kevin Aylward (Wizbang)--no military service
(43) Wretchard (The Belmont Club) - no military service
(47) Roger L. Simon (Roger L. Simon)--no military service
(51) John Hawkins (Right Wing News)--no military service
(57) James Joyner (Outside the Beltway) - Yes, US Army
(5 Kim du Toit (Daily Rant)--Yes, South African Army
(59) Rusty Shackleford (The Jawa Report) -- no military service
(63) Matt at Blackfive (Blackfive) -- Yes, U.S. Army
(69) John Cole (Balloon Juice)--Yes, U.S. Army
(71) Greyhawk (Mudville Gazette) --Yes, still active duty
***Top 100 (Name Withheld)--no military service
***Top 100 (Name Withheld)--no military service
***Top 100 (Name Withheld)--no military service

While the N of the survey is too small to produce a statistically significant regression model, there are a few noteworthy observations from the initial round.

Of the 11 bloggers who responded from the Left, 2 of them--or 18.2%--had been in the military.

If you just look at the top 12 bloggers from the Right, none of them had served in the U.S. military.

However, of the top 21 bloggers who responded from the Right, 6 of them--or 28.6%--had been in the military.

The further down the TTLB Ecosystem rankings you go among bloggers on the Right, the more likely they will have been to have served in the military. The further up the TTLB Ecosystem Traffic Rankings you go among bloggers on the Left, the more likely they will have been to have served in the military.

So, among the top bloggers on both the Left and Right, only a minority have ever served in the military. Are bloggers on the Left draft-dodging haters of the military? There's no evidence to suggest that. Are bloggers on the Right warmongering chickenhawks eager to send others to war but not face that risk themselves? There is certainly no evidence to suggest that either.

Moreover, among top bloggers at least, it would seem that bloggers on the Right have a slight advantage in terms of numbers who have seen active military duty. There is no basis in reality, then, to the widespread accusation that the Right bloggers are members of the 101st Fighting Keyboardists.

I will update this post later as more information becomes available.

UPDATE: John Donovan of the Castle Argghhh posits this interesting hypothesis: I suspect, Rusty, the deeper you go into the smaller blogs, the greater the difference becomes

A number of others suggest doubling or tripling the sampling size for the same reason.

Judging from the response in the comments and my e-mail, my hunch is John is right. This is a testable hypothesis. Any one who would like to help me gather these data please drop me a line.

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WTW Stooping below SheehanÂ’s level.

Howie's nominees this week areÂ… Larry Northern 59 of Waco or should I say wacko Texas. Really what is it about Waco? First Vernon now this guy. And also Cindy herself.

Court papers identified him as Larry Northern, 59, from nearby Waco. He has been charged with a felony criminal mischief count. Damage to the memorial was estimated at more than $1,500. He was released after posting $3,000 bail, according to court records.

Really I disagree with Cindy on almost every level but come on. When I see our flag even a 59 cent wally world flag on the ground. Well you get the idea. If you support Bush maybe you should actually listen to what he says..

I'm referring to any grieving mother or father, no matter what their political views may be. Part of my duty as the President is to meet with those who've lost a loved one. And so, you know, listen, I sympathize with Mrs. Sheehan. She feels strongly about her -- about her position. And I am -- she has every right in the world to say what she believes. This is America. She has a right to her position. And I've thought long and hard about her position. I've heard her position from others, which is, get out of Iraq now. And it would be -- it would be a mistake for the security of this country and the ability to lay the foundations for peace in the long-run, if we were to do so.

Well put Mr. Bush.

Cindy you have to ask yourself this. Is it really worth it? I know you are grieving but you are also being used. Your husband has filed for divorce. Is that what your son would have wanted? How lucky that you and the old high school sweet heart were married and had a fine son and a long life together. How valuable, IÂ’m not sure you know how lucky you have been.

Hat tip: You'll all have to guess

Here are your bloggers

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Survey: Studmuffins Are Hairy, Chunky, and Poor

According to a Playgirl magazine survey of 2,000 readers and reported in the NY Daily News, women are unimpressed with "waxed chests and rock-hard abs" and much prefer scruffy, chubby men who are "rough around the edges."

"This survey shows that the guy who's most attractive to our readers is not your average Hollywood hunk," said Playgirl editrix Jill Sieracki. "It's the average Joe who came up on top. Women are practical about their choices, and they're smart."
And metrosexuals are definitely out. Women don't want a man who one ups them on manicures, hair styles, or body lotions.

As a consequence of the survey results, Playgirl is now looking for that newly-defined studmuffin, presumably for a feature photo spread. So, guys, put down the beer and send in your best beefcake snapshot to models@playgirlmag.com.

Companion post at rough around the edges studmuffin Interested-Participant.

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August 16, 2005

Where's Rusty?

Working. I blame the man. And by the man I mean the state legislature which requires us to return to the University 1.5 weeks before the students for faculty development. Lawd knows I hate stupid politicians........

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