August 15, 2005
Religion of Peace Roundup: Puppy Blended Protein Shakes edition
Cox and Forkum on Sheehan's antisemetic moonbattery.
Glenn is back which means no more Instapundit linkage for the Jawa. Well, it was fun while it lasted. While enjoying your Puppy Blended Protien Smoothie, why not enjoy the Religion of Peace Roundup?
News of the ROP, Tatooine, The Rebel Alliance, and Tusken Raiders:
Potential terror arrest at Canadian border. Two Muslims arrested trying with guns and ammo.
Iraq Constitution deadline approaching. Pray.
Zarqawi aide killed in Mosul, head still remains attached to body.
MILF plot against US and British interests. I said MILF.
Want to read the good news from Iraq? Then do not read this. Nothing to see here folks, move along. (via Glenn)
Terror website posts map of D.C. metro, advocates using chemical weapons there. I will be in D.C. in a couple of weeks. Scary.
Spanish authorities overlooked terror tips and intelligence that could have prevented Madrid train bombing.
Large chemical facility probably used by insurgents to make bombs.
Yes, we won the Vietnam War before lost it. Kissinger and how the Democrats snatched defeat from the mouth of victory in Vietnam. Learn this lesson well oh ye who call for immediate withdrawal. (via Steve Green).
Pakistan gives author life sentence for blasphemy.
Inspiring poetry.
How the the American Bar Association screwed up the war on terror.
Vigilantes. The good kind. Sunnis kick al Qaeda out of Ramadi.
Iran supporting new terror groups in Iraq. Not surprising.
2/3 of countries with extreme gender imbalances belong to the ROP.
Another progressive leaves the ranks of his fellow-travellers over the Left's truce with al Qaeda.
Dommestic Dhimmis
Howard Dean: Poster child of dommestic dhimmis.
David Duke endorses Cindy Sheehan.
An ode to Cindy Sheehan.
Billy Carter. Roger Clinton. Neal Bush. Cindy Sheehan. Howard Dean.
Crawford protest comics. Because INDcent Bill stopped doing it........shhhhh, we're hunting moonbats.
Cindy Sheehan. Cindy Sheehan. Cindy Sheehan!
My favorite Bill Clinton songs all on one CD? Yes!
Cindy Sheehan is Christopher Walken. That would explain why you never see both of them at the same protest.
Cindy Sheehan video. Scary.
Blog Propaganda
John Cole has this week's RINO sightings.
The Jawa Report is a Mortal Human! Jawa Report uber alles!!
Danny Carleton (aka, Jack Lewis) writes a script for the cheapest blog ad deals. The vacationing Commissar--and adopted blogfather of the Jawa-- of The Politburo Diktat takes near top honors in best deal for month to month advertising rates. Be very careful about traffic flow statistics, though. One way to fool people about traffic is to close public viewing of sitemeter statistics shortly after a spike in traffic. This fools the ecosystem into freezing site stats at an artificially high number.
Paul is boycotting Drudge until pop-up ads are removed. Heh.
Secure Liberty is one year old. Congrats.
Decision '08 has new digs. Kewl.
Basil is no nerd, but he is a geek. Star Trek convention? Dude.....
Help me Allah-ben-Kenobe...come.. back......please......
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So what your saying, babycakes Rusty-poo darlingpants, is that I have both a Star Wars nerd [you--ha!] and a Star Trek geek on my "People I'd like to do" list? I'm so lame.
Posted by: Feisty at August 15, 2005 10:55 AM (EHXJh)
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A MILF plot against American and British interests? I'm pretty sure Cindy Sheehan doesn't qualify, but you never know about some people, after all; it takes all kinds to make a world.
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David Duke says he never said anything concerning Cindy Sheehan. In fact says he doesn't even know who she is. More commie, leftist bullshit.
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August 13, 2005
The Troll from Seoul
You folks might be interested to know from whence hails My Pet Jawa's cuddly, loveable troll who calls itself "Downing Street Memo". Well, if you read the title of this post, I gave the game away.
His IP address tracks back to Seoul. Seoul, South Korea, a free and prosperous democracy, thanks to... whom?
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The hilarious thing is: if you go back through old newspapers (especially the more leftie European ones) you'll find just exactly the same kind of pretentious, ignorant pro-"peace" articles and editorials written about the Korean War that exactly the same kind of pretentious, ignorant people are writing about Iraq now.
Peace marches in Paris? Check.
Accusations that America was "warmongering"? Check.
Aspersions about the intelligence of our President and allegations that he's fighting the war for personal gain or just because he likes to kill people? Check.
Everything old is new again.
Posted by: DaveP. at August 13, 2005 05:13 PM (9ZxRw)
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Maybe this guy is Kim Jong-Il? He's got an internet connection which he probably stole from the South.....
Posted by: Fred Fry at August 13, 2005 05:46 PM (RPY7Q)
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ohhhhhhhh, Korea, eh???....i could have sworn that someone esle here had mentioned that DSM was in Australia.....my bad....oh well....well, there sure has been alot of anti-America rallies going on in South Korea in the last few months....either they are being held by lots of ungratefull South Koreans or Kim has lots of his loony agents down there....what a nut these North Koreans are...ive seen some awfull pics of the poor children looking like concentration camp survivors and its so sad that this loony Kim is doing this to his own people....i sure as hell dont see that happening here...oh yea, Bush is sooooooooooooo evillllllll that he is starving millions of Americans to death.....freakin nutcases these liberals/leftists....how i do loathe them all
Posted by: THANOS35 at August 13, 2005 05:55 PM (IJ51c)
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maybe he's just roneree, so roneree...
Posted by: Mr. K at August 13, 2005 06:29 PM (7/CRx)
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I was the victim of several of DSM's rants and always thought he must be either a Canadian or an ex-pat American.
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 13, 2005 07:23 PM (DDXXI)
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And for all this time I thought he was actually an American. Guess I should have checked out the IP address too.
Posted by: Chris Short at August 13, 2005 07:26 PM (0OCQY)
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I rike big rong dicks, Me no rikee short and scrubby. I rove srurping on the rong dong, but me no fucky, I no rike breeding bunghore.
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at August 13, 2005 07:38 PM (niirf)
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Me rike sucky. Me no rike fucky it makes me breed out my asshore.
Me sore rong time.
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at August 13, 2005 07:44 PM (niirf)
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One would have to be short, flat faced and ugly to quote Juan Cole. Eyewitnesses said! yea. Eyewitnesses said the Downing Street Moron's mama had an ugly miscarriage.
Posted by: greyrooster at August 13, 2005 08:08 PM (CBNGy)
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That's funny, I thought DSM was banned "forever."
Posted by: Mad Dog Vinnie at August 13, 2005 08:14 PM (Kr6/f)
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That's a DSM clone. Probably Greg. They ought to get married, those two, but they would have to go to Canada or hurry up and get to Massachusetts before the law changes.
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 13, 2005 09:26 PM (DDXXI)
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Me rove you rong time Jesus Joe, 10 dorrah sucky, me no fucky, me breed out of poopychute
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at August 14, 2005 01:03 AM (niirf)
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Carros I gave sucky flee, he got rong schrong. Me rikey Carros.
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at August 14, 2005 01:04 AM (niirf)
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You US imperialist criminal warmongering uncultured capitalist cowboys will soon be expelled from the Peninsula and the peaceful independant reunification of Korea under the banner of Songun wisely held aloft by Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il will reunite all Koreans in the man-centered Juche-based Korean-style socialist system freely chosen by the Korean people out of their own free will and volition.
Korea is One!
MANSE! MANSE! MANSE!
Posted by: Banner Of Songun at August 14, 2005 03:54 AM (52MJ+)
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Fuck you Banner of Songun and all your commie pipe-dreams!!!!
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at August 14, 2005 04:33 AM (niirf)
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Read "Banner Of Songun"'s site. It has to be a parody, it can't be for real. No one is that stupid.
Posted by: Oyster at August 14, 2005 07:24 AM (YudAC)
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Oyster, Korea is crawling with North spies like a sponge full of red water. Songun is definitely one of them.
Listen to me "Songun" - your leader is a bastard who starves people to death and you are a fucking traitor!!!!
Goddammit now I'm reallly mad!!
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at August 14, 2005 08:41 AM (niirf)
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Let me see here. South Korea has twice the population and 40 times the economy of North Korea so they are going to vote to be socialist under the leadership of the starving north.
Okay.
Who's pretending to be Downing Street Moron.
Posted by: greyrooster at August 14, 2005 09:43 AM (CBNGy)
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I don't think he's been banned. I think it's him.
Posted by: Oyster at August 14, 2005 10:01 AM (YudAC)
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DSM must hate America because his mama-san was a "me love you long time" girl and his papa-san was one of many thousands of anonymous GI's who banged her for a couple of bucks. He probably has even had to do the "sucky-sucky" himself a few times, which would explain the bad taste in his mouth.
I still wonder why we bother to keep troops in Korea, because they plainly don't want us there, and they also obviously hate freedom and prosperity and want to starve under a communist dictatorship, so let them. We have the equivalent of two whole divisions just sitting there doing nothing but guarding the Koreans' sorry asses while they prosper under our protection and hate us for it, so screw them. We could use those two divisions to invade Syria and Iran, anyway.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 14, 2005 10:20 AM (0yYS2)
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"His IP address tracks back to Seoul. Seoul, South Korea, a free and prosperous democracy, thanks to... whom?"
Probably no one here.
Posted by: actus at August 14, 2005 10:24 AM (nYnig)
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I'm almost positive Banner's blog is parody. If you go into the archives, there's some pretty funny stuff. Actus....wtf?
Posted by: REMF at August 14, 2005 11:14 AM (aLiCo)
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Actus wrote:
"His IP address tracks back to Seoul. Seoul, South Korea, a free and prosperous democracy, thanks to... whom?"
Probably no one here.
That includes Downing Street Memo.
PS:
All you need to know about "actus" is that the fourth person on his rather small blogroll is Max Sawicky.
Posted by: File Closer at August 14, 2005 01:34 PM (X989z)
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Actus, you have a habit of making false assumptions.
Posted by: Robin Roberts at August 14, 2005 09:43 PM (xauGB)
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"Actus, you have a habit of making false assumptions."
like how long south korea has been democratic.
Posted by: actus at August 15, 2005 09:07 AM (nYnig)
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Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Led Zeppelin Edition
Caption this photo. Winners announced Monday with much fanfare and linky love.
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Posted by: See-Dubya at August 13, 2005 04:56 PM (8S5GI)
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Somebody set up us the bomb.
Posted by: dave at August 13, 2005 05:12 PM (DO6vD)
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Introducing the Gaza Pullout Collector's Condom. The Joooooooos pull out so you don't have to!
Posted by: Matt at August 13, 2005 05:32 PM (jAQRx)
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"Notta whole lotta love"
or
"Escalator to Hell"
Posted by: Don Surber at August 13, 2005 05:42 PM (9dzVM)
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NASA's new space shuttle, The Infidel, comes in for a landing at Houston
Posted by: THANOS35 at August 13, 2005 05:59 PM (IJ51c)
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A couple of weenies on a big dick.
Posted by: Tom Spence at August 13, 2005 07:02 PM (aiebU)
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Palestinians unveil the Arafat-1, a new inflatable rocket and announce their intention to join Iran in solidarity in its arms race with Israel which threatens to spiral out of control. Spokespersons for the PA insist the rocket is purely for symbolic purposes.
Posted by: Carlos at August 13, 2005 07:28 PM (8e/V4)
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In a startling turn of events,the PLA raises a monument to womens rights.
Posted by: kstumpf at August 13, 2005 08:14 PM (Kv4B9)
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This is our newest weapon of mass destruction, the Arafat-Abbas inter-county balistic balloon. It is the latest in matyrdom technology, as a suicide bomber can now be flown over occupied Palestine and dropped anywhere.
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1. Not quite getting the concept of a "trial balloon"...
2. The newly-formed Palestinian Air Force has a ways to go before reaching full operational capability.
3. Palestinian space program faces difficulties due to inexperienced engineers.
Posted by: Jeff Medcalf at August 13, 2005 10:48 PM (eer2X)
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Hustler gives the Palestinian Authority a rating of "3/4 Erect."
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at August 14, 2005 12:12 AM (mrpxK)
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hahaha! Jesusland is the instant winner.
Posted by: Carlos at August 14, 2005 12:51 AM (8e/V4)
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Skyrocket in flight/Arafat delight/Aaaabu Maaaazen delight
(sorry, only us old folks forced to listen to our parent's soft pop music on AM stations that used to play music but are now talk will get it)
Posted by: Mad Dog Vinnie at August 14, 2005 02:04 AM (Kr6/f)
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Talk about a hand job!!!
Posted by: Bubbe at August 14, 2005 04:55 AM (cbAi4)
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In local news, ceremonies commemorate the launching of the New Palestinian State of Terrorism Symbol... 2 turkeys and a bomb.
Posted by: Bubbe at August 14, 2005 05:23 AM (cbAi4)
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Proving further that Mid Eastern technology lags several decades behind that of the West, the PA has taken to deploying World War II style barrage balloons around key installations (namely their members' heads) to deter IDF air strikes. The program has also found use in the agricultural sector after it was found that by using certain imagery on the balloons, crows, pigeons and small boys are repelled. However, due to unknown reasons, rats, cockroaches, maggots, and many California residents are readily atracted to the balloons.
Posted by: Graeme at August 14, 2005 06:52 AM (Yow3n)
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Self propelled enima for Downing Street Moron. Should fit nicely.
Posted by: greyrooster at August 14, 2005 09:46 AM (CBNGy)
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"Somebody set up us the bomb."
What you say!
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 14, 2005 10:22 AM (0yYS2)
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The new Palestinian blimp "PAS-1 (Paelstinian Airship) Dazed and Confused" gets readied for its first flight.
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at August 14, 2005 11:32 AM (w+yVE)
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The Dumb and Dumber Bomb .. has pictures on it so it knows who to target.
Posted by: Bubbe at August 14, 2005 11:39 AM (cbAi4)
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Faced with increasing disapproval from Europeans over rocket targeting of terrorists, Israel experimented with a giant cruise dildo, photo programmed to home into those pictured on the side.
Posted by: beefrits at August 14, 2005 01:52 PM (56nUp)
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Palestinian rocket scientists and their two-goon moon balloon.
Posted by: DWC at August 14, 2005 01:58 PM (xT77+)
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Every goat in Palestine headed for the hills.
Posted by: DWC at August 14, 2005 02:02 PM (xT77+)
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ROFLMAO!! DWC, thanks for the laughs.
Posted by: Bubbe at August 14, 2005 04:24 PM (cbAi4)
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And now anouncing out new smart bomb programed to seek out and blow to smitereeneis bin ladin nd company
Posted by: sandpiper at August 14, 2005 05:23 PM (QagY6)
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PASA (Palestinian Aeronautics and Space Administration) prepares to test launch its new FATWA-2 rocket on its maiden voyage to the other side of the parking lot. The payload of Arafat and Abbas posters will then be sold at a Hezbolla fundraiser outside the control tent.
Posted by: mychimo at August 15, 2005 12:22 AM (Bxnmv)
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In a startling turn of events,the PLA fully erects a monument to John Holmes.
Posted by: Kstumpf at August 15, 2005 09:09 AM (GImrl)
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Hey kids and infidels! Buy a dildo to show your unwavering support for the Coalition of Giant Horny Palestinian Chicks.
Posted by: Feisty at August 15, 2005 09:32 AM (EHXJh)
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Shit, you can't have a caption contest like this without even quoting some Zeppelin:
"All I see turns to brown, as the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand, as I scan this wasted land"
LMAO, mychimo's is awesome!
Posted by: Venom at August 15, 2005 10:18 AM (dbxVM)
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Higher, higher!!!!
Secret weapon has got to make it over that wall the damn Jooooos built!!
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When America Gets Nuked, What Will the Extreme Left Say?(Caption Contest Winners Announced)
CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED
Bumper Stickerist: Reaping the whirlwind: Women and minorities suffer most during the inevitable aftermath of EuroAmerican patriarchal hegemony.
Cassandra: Why didn't the U.S. military PROTECT US????? [sound of hideous shrieking]
Flea: Militant activists attack occupied Aztlan! Free Aztlan from American imperialism!
More fun stuff below and in comments section.
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Are terrorists right in what they do? Hell no! But did we provoke their anger by using and exploiting other people and cultures to our own personal gain? Hell yes! As long as we never change our attitude towards the rest of the world we can expect that people will keep getting pissed off and trying to kill us. We can try to kill them faster but that will only piss off their brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, cousins, aunts, uncles and children. Eye for an eye until the whole world is blind.
cut and pasted from an actual moombat quote
Posted by: moonbat at August 10, 2005 01:30 PM (3OPZt)
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whitey had it coming to him.
Posted by: Carlos at August 10, 2005 02:17 PM (8e/V4)
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Bush lied, people fried! Bush lied, people fried!
*slaps bumper sticker across forehead*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/1270702_1af6e8889c.jpg
Posted by: Princess Kimberley at August 10, 2005 02:50 PM (8sXP/)
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This is the harvest of http://flushthekoran.blogspot.com.
Posted by: Editor at August 10, 2005 02:58 PM (adpJH)
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1. Patiently waiting for the new DNC Chairman. The position has been open since the nuclear weapon detonated in parking lot of the Capital in Washington, DC wiped out all Democratic Party members.
2. The world ponders Americas shift to the right as 500,000 members of the Democratic party have gone missing and are feared dead in the aftermath of the mysterious bread truck explosion in NYC yesterday.
Posted by: Fred Fry at August 10, 2005 02:58 PM (JXdhy)
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What if said nuke exploded in San Francisco, LA, NY, Seattle or Washington DC?
I wonder if any minds would be changed.
One of the apparent choice targets would be my hometown. If we got obliterated, I imagine that quite of few of the residents of the above would say "good." That is, until they noticed that there was no more gasoline or plastic or fertilizer and such.
Posted by: Steve in Houston at August 10, 2005 03:13 PM (Im/ra)
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Actually... I was going to do a post on this a couple days ago because I think that the real challenge Hiroshima presents has to do with the humane response to a perhaps inevitable nuclear attack on a U.S. city (which I agree is very, very possible)... but your nutso blog on the Japanese nuclear program distracted me...
An excellent idea for a contest by the way (what about a reverse contest involving the predictable righty response?). But I'm fairly certain you should recuse yourself from being a judge, since you haven't ever read Chomsky (pictured above) and you wouldn't know a fair assessment of a serious leftist position if it bit you in your butt.
Posted by: Professor Peter Von Nostrand at August 10, 2005 03:23 PM (REz6/)
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Moonbat: You are definitely a moonbat for sure. How many of these so called trodden upon minorities did not sign up on their own. Answer? none. No one twisted anyone's arms. America is just better at business. Exactly what other people and culture are we exploiting. Can you name any? More stupid leftist loser bullshit. Same commie bullshit since the 1920s. Never anything new.
Von Nostril: The reason no one is on your blog is because you're a fucking nut. Anyone who believes American troops by the 100,000s should have died to end the Japanese war is the fucking traitor. That is exactly what would had happened had we chose to invade. They started the war. The resulting blame is theirs. Not ours.
Posted by: greyrooster at August 10, 2005 03:44 PM (CBNGy)
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Uh, greyrooster, 'moonbat' was being ironical. This is a 'caption contest'.......
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 10, 2005 03:47 PM (JQjhA)
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Damn, now I know what itÂ’s like to be a left wing nut moonbat on the receiving end of a Greyrooster beatin.
Hey, I just cut and pasted some lefty post on a democrat blog from Seattle. By the way, congrats on your great fishing victory.
I think Carlos wins.
Posted by: Brad at August 10, 2005 03:56 PM (3OPZt)
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Sorry to digress, but this "eye for and eye until the world goes blind" thing is completely false. Hit accuracy drops significantly with the loss of depth perception with only one eye. And if telescopic sights are used... it's got to be an incrediblity lucky shot to get the last guy. Think about it.
Posted by: Charles at August 10, 2005 03:57 PM (lQ1Or)
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There's such a thing as a "serious leftist position". This is a family friendly blog, professor, quit bringing up sex.
Now the caption contest:
If we had got out of Iraq and made Israel get out of Palestine, this would never have happened. But because it did, that is no reason to invade another country.
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 10, 2005 03:59 PM (DDXXI)
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Is there ever any actual content in any of Nosestrand's posts?
Anyway, what the Left says just won't matter. It'll be the voices from the Jacksonian Right who will determine the response, and the Left's commentary will just be noise. I'm not needling, because I don't think that's necessarily appropriate, but I know this country. There might be a brief hiatus before an all out counter-strike, and about the most optimistic scenario is that the US would wait or would just respond "in kind" (tit for tat) until a second attack removed all doubt about the coming trend. But frankly, the odds of that are pretty low. Arabia will simply be perceived as a cancer that has to be irradiated, of course preserving the oil fields.
I'm not being cynical either. This is as noncontroversial as the idea that the sun sets at the end of the day. The logical inference of a nuclear attack on the US is that it's an act of genocide, and there's no way to modulate or intervene in the process because of the nature of terrorism. (Essentially there's no one to negotiate with who can be held to an agreement.) Since we can't dissuade the enemy from genocide the only defense is genocide. That's the harsh reality.
But I'm not convinced such an attack will occur in the first place. Arabia and its people are worth saving, no matter what Nosestrand and his ilk say. While we still have freedom to choose our actions we can choose to negate that element of Arabia that constitutes the
actual problem by (what else) luring them into a confrontation over liberal values, and just killing them as efficiently as we can with conventional forces, our databases, and some electronic surveillance gizmos. Which is
what we're doing in Iraq folks.
You know, it occurs to me that we might be focussing on the wrong aspect of Islamic culture when we emphasize their intolerance toward liberal democracy, women's and minority rights, clannishness, aversion to knowledge and modernity, hypersensitivity to shame, etc., etc.. Perhaps what they need is some really good whisky (which is Gaelic for "living waters" actually), and a rip-roarin' girls-gone-wild blowout? Sort of clears the sinuses.
Know what I mean?
Posted by: Demosophist at August 10, 2005 04:02 PM (IbWE6)
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Rusty. I'd love for you to explain to me how, if the right has its crazies under control, how the Kansas school board has decided to adopt Intelligent Design as part of its science curriculum.
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damn, those are some long ass captions:
What will the left say when an American city gets nuked - or rendered uninhabitable due to a dirty bomb:
1) Reaping the whirlwind: Women and minorities suffer most during the inevitable aftermath of EuroAmerican patriarchal hegemony.
2) At last, the US has taken off its jackboots and walked a mile in the moccassins of the oppressed, now the healing can begin.
3) The real tragedy isn't the 203,000 dead and counting, the 1.5 million who are left homeless or without a place to work, or the hundreds of billions of dollars of damage done to the infrastructure to the United States and the other economic impacts of this bombing; the real tragedy is that this was avoidable.
4) The remaining Ivy League Schools express regret for the loss of Harvard and condolences for the alumni and family of those who died in the explosion, yet they refuse to condemn the action as being that of a terrorist organization.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 10, 2005 05:58 PM (C14d5)
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Rusty, are you sure that Professor Von Nostrand is not Greg. He has the same habit Greg had of not staying on topic. Plus he is a dumn ass to boot.
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 10, 2005 06:32 PM (DDXXI)
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Thanks for the linkage, Dr. Rusty. If we go with American Digest's San Diego target choice we can add:
"Militant activists attack occupied Aztlan! Free Aztlan from American imperialism!"
Posted by: Flea at August 10, 2005 10:21 PM (TsJea)
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>>>What if said nuke exploded in San Francisco, LA, NY, Seattle or Washington DC?
Proof that there's a silver lining to just about anything bad.
Posted by: Carlos at August 10, 2005 11:09 PM (8e/V4)
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Fortunately we won't have this problem since Glorious Leader's war on terror will protect us.
Too bad the blue states carry all the weight financially for this country. You red state morons would be in deep shit without us.
Posted by: toM at August 11, 2005 01:34 PM (2b46R)
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Oh, indeed, toM. I'd much rather try to do without wheat, corn, soybeans, chicken, beef, apples, gas for my car, electricity for my house than wait a week for the stock, bond, and commodities markets to reconstitute themselves. Much easier to recreate (or duplicate) a financial center than a field these days, isn't it?
It's not "Glorious Leader's" war on terror; it's our nation's war on terror, together with other like-minded but less well armed allies; ask your Congresspeople. And "terror" stands as a proxy for a brand of Islamism that wants you and everyone like you, and me and everyone like me, but especially you and everyone like you, dead or converted-without-possibility-of-unconversion. Blue-state so-and-so.
Posted by: Jamie at August 11, 2005 01:53 PM (+PMxx)
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"I'd love for you to explain to me how, if the right has its crazies under control, how the Kansas school board has decided to adopt Intelligent Design as part of its science curriculum."
A better question is, How did they ever teach Darwin, which is pure, unsubstantiated speculation?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at August 11, 2005 02:22 PM (x+5JB)
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What will the far left say?
"I told you we should have moved to Canada"
Ba da Boom. Crash.
"Hon. Get out the marshmellows."
Ba da Boom. Crash.
"This is what you get for voting Republican"
Ba da Boom. Crash.
"Arrrrrggggghhhhh zzzz fry sizzle pop"
Ba da Boom. Crash.
"America. Now with glow in the dark goodness."
Ba da Boom Crash
Of course leftist won't say anything because there aren't any leftists in America. There are just manufactured strawmen. Fox news will pay some drunken crack whore to ware a Pro Choice botton and say death to America on camera. After which all Americans with political views to the left of Bill Falalfel O'Reily will be shipped to concentration camps in Western Kansas and Oklahoma for "reasearch purposes".
God Bless America. Land of the ...
Posted by: Northern Observer at August 11, 2005 03:30 PM (L0dY/)
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Kansas is a blue state. They are just morally conservative. But they (farmers) still love the handouts (subsidies) that come from Uncle Sam.
Posted by: Kstumpf at August 11, 2005 03:37 PM (GImrl)
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Anarco-Syndicalism, that is a mouthful. This Chomsky dude is a genius moron. How can anyone advocate the elimination of capitalism and management structure, yet strive so hard to be top of the class? He completely contadicts himself. How does he know to use the bathroom without accidentally eating from the toilette bowl?
Posted by: Kstumpf at August 11, 2005 03:44 PM (GImrl)
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I didn't think iguanas grew so big or breath lightning.
Posted by: Butch at August 11, 2005 03:47 PM (Gqhi9)
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What the Left will say?
Easy:
1. "It's the Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooos!"
2. "If only we'd established a dialogue with them
sooner... [sob!]"
3. "See? This just
proves that violence never solves anything."
4. "Mission Accomplished, W."
And my personal favorite...
5. "Why didn't the U.S. military PROTECT US?????" [sound of hideous shrieking]
Posted by: Cassandra at August 11, 2005 04:28 PM (eKdAq)
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Moonbats would say:
We had it comming
Only one?
I BLAME BUSH!
Our nukes provoced them in the first place
Flipper says you were too soft on terror
Now we can plant a forest in the crater and make the city more greener.
Posted by: Ren at August 11, 2005 05:55 PM (a9tRx)
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Yea. I also think Carlos wins. Just that anything close to blameing whitey doesn't go down well with me. Of course, who else is there to blame. No one else ever does anything.
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As the mushroom cloud rises in the background:
"Of all the things I've seen today, the increased military presence frightens me the most..."
"WHY couldn't the terrorists have nuked Crawford, Texas or Miami Beach, Florida? Why did they have to nuke a whole city full of Democrats instead of killing Republicans?"
"I'll tell my daughter that we had it coming, and that the American flag stands for tyranny, brutality and running the Bill of Rights through a shredder..."
"The important thing now is not to rush into a military blunder; this can be handled diplomatically..."
"Did I mention that I served in Vietnam?"
or would I be cheating if I just recycle things the Left ahs already said?
Posted by: DaveP. at August 13, 2005 05:20 PM (9ZxRw)
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Fred Fry said:
"1. Patiently waiting for the new DNC Chairman. The position has been open since the nuclear weapon detonated in parking lot of the Capital in Washington, DC wiped out all Democratic Party members."
I would add "Rumor has it that all Republican Party politicians were warned ahead of time not to go to work that day."
Posted by: Oyster at August 14, 2005 10:05 AM (YudAC)
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Northern Obliviouser, a new contender for title of Village Idiot, drooled:
"Of course leftist won't say anything because there aren't any leftists in America."
Oh, but of course not.
"There are just manufactured strawmen."
Yep, made in a brand new strawman manufacturing facitility in Kansas. They also do tin-men and cowardly lions.
"Fox news will pay some drunken crack whore to ware a Pro Choice botton and say death to America on camera."
They must have a HUGE budget, because the dhimmicrats sure have a lot of drunken crack whores working for them.
"After which all Americans with political views to the left of Bill Falalfel [sic] O'Reily will be shipped to concentration camps in Western Kansas and Oklahoma for "reasearch [sic] purposes"."
WTF? Falalfel? You moron, it doesn't even make sense, and you misspelled it anyway. Holy mother of pearl, you're a dumbass. You're definitely an idiot liberal, and you must be canadian, because only a canadian liberal could be so stupid. And as to the message of the last part, I have but one thing to say; "not soon enough". I would love to pack you mewling retards onto cattle cars and send you off to the ovens, or better yet, decorate every street light and power pole in America with your stinking corpses. And by the way, liberal idiots, when you send me hate mail, try to make sense, because I hate to waste my time reading something that sounds like it came from a brain damaged chimpanzee who writes by throwing bananas at the keyboard.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 14, 2005 10:38 AM (0yYS2)
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August 12, 2005
Jawa Report: Over 2 Million Served (LINK THIS POST, BIYATCHES!)
Celebrate with us for a moment. You can help us celebrate our ginormous flow of traffic by linking to this post and sending a trackback, thus increasing our traffic even more! In return, we'll issue a fatwa against your infidel butt, you'll get a link in return, and maybe you'll get a hit or two of your own. But make sure it's a
good post. Okay, who are we kidding, there are no
good posts out there......
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Go Rusty! Go Rusty!
It's ya birthday! It's ya birthday!
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 12, 2005 01:41 PM (0yYS2)
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Thanks to you and the other regulars.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 12, 2005 01:42 PM (JQjhA)
Posted by: Oyster at August 12, 2005 01:44 PM (fl6E1)
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I only do my part to fly-swat the moonbats that come in attracted to the light.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 12, 2005 01:45 PM (0yYS2)
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Now that we all know Oyster is a woman, that comment seems much less creepy than it would have a week ago.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 12, 2005 01:52 PM (JQjhA)
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It's been the most thought inducing, frustrating, exciting, fun, horrid, best 18 months ever. Thanks Rusty for spilling yourself all over the internet. I can't say it's been good for my BP but it is and has been and I hope will be a fun ride for a long time. It's like a never ending class you don't have to pay for.
Posted by: Howie at August 12, 2005 01:53 PM (D3+20)
Posted by: Oxen at August 12, 2005 01:54 PM (w9vWW)
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wish i could play you an applause soundtrack, Rusty....great work, great site...sure am glad i stumbled across it....keep up the good work and get the truth out
Posted by: THANOS35 at August 12, 2005 01:55 PM (IJ51c)
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No, thank you Howie for sending me all those great links and then agreeing to become my Sith Apprentice.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 12, 2005 01:55 PM (JQjhA)
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Awww shucks twernt nothin (blush)
Posted by: Howie at August 12, 2005 01:58 PM (D3+20)
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Exactly Oxen.
And thank you Thanos for helping me keep it real!
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 12, 2005 01:59 PM (JQjhA)
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hey, you know how it is, Rusty....All Knowledge is Power...its what i believe in...in this case its knowledge that gives us the power to prove the left how wrong they are and hopefully to get them to see the light
Posted by: THANOS35 at August 12, 2005 02:12 PM (IJ51c)
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Didn't we get almost 2 million hits back on the Alley site?
Posted by: Leopold Stotch at August 12, 2005 02:19 PM (O1870)
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You're thinking two million sips-----of Alamo.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 12, 2005 02:35 PM (JQjhA)
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Rusty, you opened my eyes so much. I was a leftist liberal bastard before I started reading you. You and Patrik al-Kafir at Clarity and Resolve have given me a radically different view on politics and life in general. For that, I thank you.
Posted by: tyler at August 12, 2005 02:45 PM (Y9Lwb)
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Congrats and thanks for padding my resume, Rusty
Posted by: Mad Dog Vinnie at August 12, 2005 03:35 PM (Kr6/f)
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Oyster is a woman? Didn't see that coming.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 12, 2005 04:36 PM (0yYS2)
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I am still working on the who trackback thing. I am with Yahoo, and they don't have a mechanism in place for trackbacks. Any assistance is greatly appreciated as I am teaching myself how to build and operate my website.
Posted by: kstumpf at August 12, 2005 04:45 PM (Kv4B9)
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Has it only been 18 months for Jawa? Seems like you've been around forever, Dr. R. May you be blessed with continued hits upon you and yours.
Posted by: Bubbe at August 12, 2005 05:03 PM (cbAi4)
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Has it only been 18 months for Jawa? Seems like you've been around forever, Dr. R. May you be blessed with continued hits upon you and yours.
Posted by: Bubbe at August 12, 2005 05:03 PM (cbAi4)
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2 Million hits. HOLY CRAP!
Outstanding! Congratulations- you've earned it.
Posted by: Sigmund, Carl and Alfred at August 12, 2005 05:27 PM (dHZc2)
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Tyler, wow--that's a huge compliment. Thanks.
kstumpf--go to haloscan.com . You can probably install their TB code in your page. It's not as good as real blogging software, but it helps.
Bubbe-thanks. Yup, a mere 18 months.
Psychiatrists--thank you.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 12, 2005 05:56 PM (JQjhA)
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Sweet. Now I can brag about how you and I combined for 2,029,000 total hits.
Thanks for the link!
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at August 12, 2005 05:58 PM (O2fD/)
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The Free Market Place of Ideas at its finest.
Good on ya Dude.
Posted by: Jane at August 12, 2005 06:59 PM (M7kiy)
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All Right, All Right. Enough with the back slapping. We have to live with this guy.
I am appreciative for the opportunity to reject the liberal, disrespectful idiots who attack my country, my race, my politics,my government and its duly elected leaders. Too long has the pulpit been theirs without reply.
Think back a year ago. We have actually beaten back many. Others we have let know their behavior towards this wonderful country and its leaders is not acceptable.
Too bad that the Jawa Report could not focus fully on the Jawas. We spend as much time reporting and argueing with the Jawa huggers.
The dark side is losing. Yoda will see to it.
Posted by: greyrooster at August 12, 2005 07:54 PM (CBNGy)
Posted by: Chad Evans at August 12, 2005 09:17 PM (lYtFj)
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Congrats on going "
Double Platinum", Rusty!
Posted by: B.C., Imperial Torturerâ„¢ at August 13, 2005 01:00 PM (buVEM)
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Aha now we know where the hits went you've trapped them all - can I borrow some!! Cong Rats Jawa!
Posted by: chrys at August 13, 2005 01:12 PM (EeT7G)
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I did link to this pathetic post, didn't get a t-shirt or a trackback, just a forbidden (as usual).
What a crock!
Diggers Realm
Posted by: Digger at August 13, 2005 02:14 PM (QMHd2)
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Rusty:
Congrats. I checked the TTLB ranking and was soooo happy to find that we're way ahead of Wonkette! I mean, that made my day!
Posted by: Demosophist at August 13, 2005 04:22 PM (IbWE6)
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Congrats Rusty! You are a man among Jawas. Proud to know you.
Posted by: Gordon at August 13, 2005 08:33 PM (dEFhD)
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August 11, 2005
Happy Blogoversary to My Blog Son
They just *sob* grow up so fast.
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Thanks, Dad.
Oh, and you CAN have my Bud light (just stay away from the REAL beer)!
Posted by: Brian B at August 11, 2005 04:52 PM (CouWh)
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You mean...I have a brother?
Posted by: Mad Dog Vinnie at August 11, 2005 05:18 PM (Kr6/f)
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Yes, unfotunately, though, he has gone astray and taken to recipe-blogging of late. Is it something I did when I was raising him, or was he just born that way?
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Hey, it gets me more traffic that anything else I've blogged on since the heady days of Rathergate.
At least I don't Blog on gardening like
The Llamabutchers.
Posted by: Brian B at August 12, 2005 02:41 PM (CouWh)
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Favorite Right Wingers
John Hawkins, of Right Wing News, ranks right-wing bloggers' favorite, er, right-wingers
here. Since I was one of the bloggers polled by John Hawkins, I thought I'd share with you my personal unranked list of favorite people on the right. I chose my favs late at night, with little caffeine in me, and on an empty stomach--that explains why
that guy is on the list.
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Larry Edler?? Have you seen the show??? ugh. He woman man hater. If my wife sees it I'm in the doghouse for like a month. Yeah I come in all unsuspecting she's been watching this goofball and whammo you dirty dirty man. I'm like, what I do??? she's like
YOU WERE BORN!!! Soaps + Larry + Oprah = Howie goes hungry.
Posted by: Howie at August 11, 2005 01:37 PM (D3+20)
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Julian Sanchez is a right-winger?
Posted by: Mark at August 11, 2005 02:48 PM (W/qGc)
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Man, I can't believe I didn't make the list.
But what about Goldwater?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at August 11, 2005 03:18 PM (x+5JB)
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Mark Steyn is in my top ten!
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 11, 2005 03:57 PM (DDXXI)
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What, not even a token nod for your illegitimate Blogson on his Blogiversary? I expected more from my Bloggy's Daddy.
Posted by: Brian B at August 11, 2005 04:09 PM (CouWh)
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i wish Dennis Miller would get his show back on HBO so he could shut up Bill Maher who i cant friggin stand with his smug remarks and a face that looks like he sucks on lemons...at least Dennis Millers show made me laugh
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August 10, 2005
Blogging For Causes
Pr0n. Stock Quotes. Conspiracy theories.
Now good causes? Is there anything the internet can't do?
Please click the banner below. If you are a blogger please link it. Doing so will raise the profile of the American Cancer Ablation Center. Chris Muir, the cartoonist behind Day by Day and friend of the blogosphere has asked that we pitch in. His sister is being treated at the Center. Thanks to Beth for bringing this to our attention.
More good being done? Yes. John and Beth Donovan are attempting to raise money for The Soldier's Angels Project Valour IT. The Project provides voice-controlled software and laptop computers to wounded veterans who have lost hand control. Donate by going here.
In the name of Allah, the Merciful, the Compassionate, I issue the following fatwa:
All infidels and apostate sons-of-pigs who do not DONATE BY GOING HERE will be hunted down and punished by the Mujahidin!
Fellow bloggers or with other web pages who would like to join the effort should contact Beth of Fuzzilicious.
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Could someone explain to me how going to their web site will "raise their profile"? All it will do is use up their bandwidth. I think the goal should be to go to google, find the site, and then click to them thus registering the hit with google. Unless I'm missing something, this seems rather pointless.
Posted by: Tom at August 10, 2005 11:02 AM (pnZKj)
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WTW Some trash takes out the Trash.
IÂ’ve got to say that this story is cool. It seems Residents of the one and two hundred block of Missouri street in Evansville have had to change a lot of tires lately. This is kind of a poorer working class mixed neighborhood. You know working stiffs. Amongst the working stiffs there lives one Scott Morgan 18. Yep he is my nominee for the week.
But along with pointing out what a moron Slashing Scott Morgan is I want to tell the story of how Slashing Scott was taken down. It seems that tires had been going flat at an ever increasing clip lately and several of the neighbors got together and lay in wait for old slashing Scot to show up. Calls to police up to that point had not helped and ScottÂ’s boldness was growing costing everyone in the neighborhood more and more time and money.
"My neighbors are pretty close, they're always watching out for everyone else so when something happens if something happens to one person it happens to all of us."
Well old Scott showed up on his biggest tire slashing binge yet knocking off 15 tires before angry residents witnessed ScottÂ’s project and gave chase all the way to his home. He made it in but residents had him this time. They called the fuzz.
"We all stuck together, nobody went in we wanted to catch this dude...".
"We're tired; we're ready to take a stand, if the cops don't want to do it we're going to do it."
OK hereÂ’s the cool part. The law turns up and goes into ScottÂ’s house to get him. They bring him out. Then they take old Scott out on his front porch and just hold him there. It was great the cops gave the residents several minutes to go off on him. Then they put him in the car to cheers and applause the likes of which IÂ’ve not heard since Ted played Mesker Amphitheater.
"What we wanted to do, we really wanted to go up and give him an old fashioned western style kickin'."
Somebody bailed out old Slashing Scott so look out for him. Judging from the following quotes he will be moving out of the area pretty soon.
"He said well I'm sorry for what I did, well sorry didn't do it, he did that's not going to get everybody's tires out here fixed.
Everybody's tires down here still ainÂ’t got fixed and he's walking the street, I feel sorry for him, I don't want to be in the dude's shoes I
really don't.
Hit Tip: Randy.
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August 09, 2005
Do it yourself festival of the fatwas
Want a fatwa issued against you? If you have an interesting post, just link this post and send us a trackback. We will issue a fatwa on your infidel ass!
UPDATE: Houston, we have a problem. Where are the fatwas? Ah, the joys of updating your site design. Sorry. Will try to fix.
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August 08, 2005
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Beneath the Planet of the Apes Edition WINNERS
Caption this photo of a Hiroshima protest gone terribly wrong.*
Winners picked arbitrarily by me, Admiral Rusty Shackleford:
D. Carter: Japan and the U.S. share many interests: a healthy private sector, baseball, and a lethal distate for mimes.
Romeo Delta: Upon hearing that Tom Cruise's "War Of The Worlds" would soon make its Tokyo premiere, thousands of Japanese viewers of "The Last Samurai" commit seppuku.
Graeme: Reluctantly, Andrew Lloyd Webber, after many protests by patrons and theatre critics waving "No more Hiroshima" signs, decided to cancel further performances of his much maligned new musical, The Phantom of Hiroshima.
Special mention to KG for gratuitous Futurama references: No one really worships the atomic bomb anymore, it's mainly a Christmas and Easter thing, really.
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A little sushi, a little Geisha, a little nappy-poo. What's to protest?
Posted by: Bubbe at August 06, 2005 08:16 PM (cbAi4)
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Though he usually appreciated irony, this just sucked.
or...
With his last breath, a weak whisper slipped from his lips; "Halliburton..."
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 06, 2005 08:37 PM (0yYS2)
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Here is a good caption:"I wish we Japanese terrorists had been born with better sense than to ruthlessly commit a sneak attack against the United States of America. We duplicitous Japanese terrorists earned what the U.S. gave us; ATOMIC HORROR. I hope the extremist jawas pull their "collective head" out of their "collective fourth-point-of-contact" (other wise known as an ASS) before the free world finally gets sick of their shit and nukes them too."
Posted by: Dan at August 06, 2005 10:38 PM (aZ0p1)
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Hiroshima-brand Sake: strong enough to flatten a city, and you.
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at August 06, 2005 10:54 PM (mrpxK)
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Tojo loved to tan, but he worried about skin cancer, so he developed the SPF5000 system.
Posted by: Lakebear at August 07, 2005 07:42 AM (7EVyU)
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This was a caption on t-shirts in Osan AB Korea. Seems to work here:
Don't Start a War
... If You Can't Take a Joke
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The picture was a head on shot of a B29 with a mushroom cloud forming below and behind it.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 07, 2005 09:41 AM (5kcPQ)
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Casper, the friendly ghost, takes up political activism.
Posted by: Carlos at August 07, 2005 09:48 AM (8e/V4)
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Oh no! Godzilla!
Quickly, play dead and he will not attack!
No you fool, that is bears!
ARRRGGGHHH!!
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Reluctantly, Andrew Lloyd Webber, after many protests by patrons and theatre critics waving "No more Hiroshima" signs, decided to cancel further performances of his much maligned new musical, The Phantom of Hiroshima.
Posted by: Graeme at August 07, 2005 12:11 PM (hrBGZ)
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Oooohhhh, the clouds are dripping! I can hear it! Good 'cid!
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Japan and the U.S. share many interests: a healthy private sector, baseball, and a lethal distate for mimes.
Posted by: D. Carter at August 07, 2005 04:07 PM (xT77+)
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Upon hearing that Tom Cruise's "War Of The Worlds" would soon make its Tokyo premiere, thousands of Japanese viewers of "The Last Samurai" commit seppuku.
Posted by: RomeoDelta at August 07, 2005 04:12 PM (AHaCg)
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No one really worships the atomic bomb anymore, it's mainly a Christmas and Easter thing, really.
(stolen blatently from Futurama)
Posted by: KG at August 07, 2005 05:30 PM (s8D3V)
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This week's secret "Iron Chef" ingredient: Clostridium Botulinum .
Ala Cuisine!!!
Posted by: Princess Kimberley at August 07, 2005 09:00 PM (8sXP/)
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"No more Hiroshima"? Are they protesters or historians?
Posted by: Jeff Medcalf at August 08, 2005 12:20 AM (eer2X)
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“Is This the Way to Al Basra?"
The British Royal Dragoon Guard
funny vid
http://www.transbuddha.com/index.php/buddha/comments/4828/
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August 06, 2005
Patience With Site Design, My Young Paduan Is Lacking
Down the path to the dark side one has begun, when fear of new site takes hold. Click on "switch to light background version..." link to right, and balance you shall bring to the force.
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Be careful!
Some Star War geek may decide to issue a fatwa against you for that picture of Yoda.
ROTFLMAO!
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at August 06, 2005 12:29 PM (5J2HH)
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Always ready for fatwa, a Sith is.
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Posted by: Editor at August 06, 2005 01:10 PM (WUwLB)
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No, you should just say!
Posted by: YoDub at August 06, 2005 01:34 PM (P9lKV)
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>>>Click on "switch to light background version
dude, that version rocks.
Posted by: Carlos at August 06, 2005 03:40 PM (8e/V4)
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That's why we have two versions. One for people like me that get eyeball burnage from looking at a white screen all day long, and one for people who like a light background.
Posted by: Rusty at August 06, 2005 03:42 PM (JQjhA)
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Your web page come in Crystal Clear perfect
good job
Iam using firefox 1.0.6
Yoda STONED i am
Posted by: Zebrab5 at August 06, 2005 03:46 PM (JhXtP)
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Actually, I kind of like the dark version.
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Yeah, I like dark too. We're going to try to float the center column, to make it wider, and then some other tweaks in the next few days.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 06, 2005 04:00 PM (JQjhA)
Posted by: caltechgirl at August 06, 2005 05:58 PM (NuPsT)
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At last. A picture of the one true God.
Posted by: greyrooster at August 06, 2005 06:49 PM (CBNGy)
Posted by: Jane at August 06, 2005 07:24 PM (ywZa8)
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Holy Crap! Yoda looks like a cross between Yoda (of course) and Jack Nicholson!
LOLOL!
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Worship. Worship. Worship. My God has returned and the world doesn't have to end tomorrow. You have to admit he's better looking than mohammed the goat molester.
Posted by: greyrooster at August 07, 2005 10:48 PM (CBNGy)
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August 05, 2005
My Pet Jawa 3.0: The Glorious Return of Rusty Shackleford
I'm back,
biyotches. Thank you to all the guest-bloggers for CMA (covering my arse). You guys rock. Let me extend an invitation to all of you to post at the Jawa whenever you want.
Big things afoot on my end. BIG THINGS. In my personal life, in my professional life, and in my blogging life. Thanks to all of my readers for helping make The Jawa Report a success. If you have any suggestions on how we can keep improving my little pet Jawa, please feel free to e-mail me at any time.
Apologies to all my friends and co-bloggers who have sent me articles/posts in the past few weeks that I wasn't able to link.
I'm back from vacation, and even though the semester doesn't start for another few weeks I still have some mucho grande responsibilities which may make it difficult to blog heavily in the near future.
UPDATE: Did I miss anything while I was gone?
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Posted by: Howie at August 05, 2005 10:14 AM (D3+20)
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 05, 2005 10:18 AM (DDXXI)
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Rusty, how bout you begin by offering an amnesty to all the people who have been banned in the last couple of weeks.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 05, 2005 10:18 AM (8e/V4)
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Ok, except as far as I can tell, no one has been banned. They were threatened with being banned, and then stopped commenting.
Posted by: Rusty at August 05, 2005 10:22 AM (JQjhA)
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He means the Downing Street Memo dude and Greg. Make them sign a contract to act like an adult before you let them come back. That's my advice, for what it's worth. Just saying!
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 05, 2005 10:24 AM (DDXXI)
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greg says he was banned.
Posted by: Carlos at August 05, 2005 10:51 AM (8e/V4)
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Oh yeah, Greg was. I meant for that to be temporary, though. If some one wants to e-mail him and tell him to e-mail me, I'll unban him. DSM is not welcome back, though.
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Just returned from from my Fishing Tournament in Virginia. Team Greyrooster finally won one. We not only took first but also biggest fish and most fish.
I agree with Downing Street Moron's banishment. He is a sick coward.
Being the intolerant racist that I am I wouldn't put up with the traitor Greg either. But it's your blog. Perhaps you know better. I don't say I always right. Anyway, as long as he is around we have something to hate besides the goat humping muslims he defends so much.
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Welcome back, Rusty.
Hey, what about a spot with REAL pics of some regulars so we can put a "voice" with a face?
Those with gnads need only apply.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at August 05, 2005 06:52 PM (3+9IT)
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Pick up your balls and load up your cannon for a 21 gun salute.
Wednesday night I rode home listening to classical music it was a nice relaxing drive. Actually I like some of the more active classical better. Not saying IÂ’m a fan but as I age I have learned to appreciate a bit now and then. So then on Thursday I had grown tired of news and Morning Edition so I switched over to Rock & Roll. I mean loud smashing thrashing stuff. At the exact moment I switched a new song came on and inspired me. Then I got in and Saw Mad DogÂ’s post which inspired me even more.
I’ve been getting some comments like, are you schizophrenic? Well I guess perception is reality so I might as well go with it. As many of you out there know already out beloved Maries took it on the chin this week. These guys do the most dangerous, dirty, and difficult assignments of all our armed forces. There are some Special Forces exceptions but in general these grunts do what others can’t or won’t. Grandpa talks about being in the Pacific and how he spent an awful lot of time on a ship for “airborne”. When they would take an island the navy would pound the beach all night with artillery and then guess who got to establish a beachhead so the Army would have a place to land. You got it Marines.
Ok on to the point. The combination of Mad DogÂ’s post and the trip into work gave me an idea. IÂ’m not sure how it will be received as some days I find out after the post that it was a crappy idea. But the village idiot always imagines that which others deem impossible. IÂ’ve got a bunch of leftover farwurks from the fourth. My son and I picked out 21 m80Â’s and 21 whistling moon travelers last night. I canÂ’t decide which to go with but the plan is to fly our flag on Sunday. My flag is inherited from Aunt Joy who dropped dead at an American Legion dance a few years back. We have flown it till itÂ’s just about shot. IÂ’ve got to get a new one because this oneÂ’s special. The second part of the plan is at 9:00 pm CDT on Sunday 08/07/05 to let off those 21 firecrackers as a salute to all fighting men and women working for freedom around the globe but especially this week for our fine Marines. I donÂ’t know about where you live but at that time where I live it will be quiet except for hoot owls and whippoorwills. I extend my apologies in advance to my bats. So load up your cannon and fly your flag. Also let all keep safety in mind. Should you choose to use a firearm be careful. A trip to the ammo store for some blanks might be in order. LetÂ’s try and not go to jail for this. So caps, farwurks, firearms used carefully and in accordance with the law (yeah right), loud music whatever you have get it out. We plan to be finished by 9:15. While disturbing the peace in this case is for a good cause letÂ’s not be getting ourselves into too much trouble.
Sith apprentice beotch Howie
Also Rosemary calls our attention to Iran.
Here too.
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Must not be a very good idea or else everyone hates me now. Oh well like I'm not used to that.
Posted by: Howie at August 05, 2005 12:49 PM (D3+20)
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Howie has come up with another brilliant idea. Let's all go out like a bunch of Iraqi's and shoot of guns just for the heck of it. Oh and who cares if anyone gets killed from the fallout. At least we're all yelling and chanting and shooting off guns, right?
And what the heck are farwurks!!!??
Posted by: wolf j newton at August 05, 2005 02:00 PM (D3+20)
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iffin ya aint gots no idear whut farwurks iyus ya aint never beyun to that thar Reeves Boomland.
Posted by: Howie at August 05, 2005 03:46 PM (D3+20)
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ah also likes that thar email addy ya gots there. iffin ya don liyuk thangs thayut goes boom fly yer doggone flayug theyun.
Guilty as charged.
I'm in too good a mood to fight with you today try back next week.
Posted by: Howie at August 05, 2005 03:49 PM (D3+20)
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Oh, Howie! You are too funny. lol. Here is the whole link for the post I wrote:
http://mynewznideas.blogspot.com/2005/07/mahabad-iran-in-serious-trouble.html.
Iran sent in troops to Mahabad yesterday. It's really heating up over there, because it isn't just there. People are peacefully protesting for a regime from the north to the south in Iran! It may not be long before one of two things happen:
1. Iran falls from within.
2. Iran murders, tortures, and imprisons most of its' population!
I like to put my hopes on #1, but I'm afraid it may be #2. They sent in over 100,000 troops to Mahabad. Keep your eyes open...
Posted by: Rosemary at August 06, 2005 04:25 AM (JngAT)
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My flag is always up. No, not outside, because I don't want it stolen or torn. I live in Southern California. It really sucks that idiots who have the freedoms they do not understand won't even appreciate those for whom they their due. Jerks.
Sorry, but it really bothers me. This in-fighting just to bring down President Bush, well, it may get us killed. There is no losing. This is what they do not nor will not understand. Why? How did we get to this point of ignorance? Aha! Public Education! hehehe. j/k
Posted by: Rosemary at August 06, 2005 04:33 AM (JngAT)
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Last night I put a cigarette lighter under my a-hole and let out a monstrous fart. Does that count as uh...farwurks?
Posted by: wolf j newton at August 08, 2005 10:19 AM (D3+20)
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Note the the wolfman. Note that if I'm pulling your leg that the post is pretty much kind of like a story told around a campfire. And Oh yeah I did let those fireworks off last night. Also flew my flag all day. I add words like farwurks so that everyone knows it's an anarchy friday post moron. Also if you were really talking with me I might sound just like that. Check out campfire cafe. Well I'm not that bad but I know those who are.
Posted by: Howie at August 08, 2005 10:28 AM (D3+20)
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Also I think the wolfman may be Ed. Hey Ed.
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Posted by: wolf j newton at August 08, 2005 02:37 PM (D3+20)
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Hey wolf hows the horses running old buddy. I want to quit too you bastard you abandon us. thanks for stopping by and remember to check out the rest of the site. The other authors are good especially Rutsy.
Posted by: Howie at August 08, 2005 02:42 PM (D3+20)
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uh...uh...hey can i borrow your cellphone? i hear it's available for public use
Posted by: wolf j newton at August 09, 2005 10:38 AM (D3+20)
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You suck wolf. Nah the kid had gotten a hold of it and racked up a pretty penny downloading games. It got covered though. His butt got some coverage too. I had told him not to mess with it and he snuck off and really pulled good one.
Posted by: Howie at August 09, 2005 10:56 AM (D3+20)
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tell him to hurry up and have kids of his own. grandkids are much more fun
Posted by: wolf j newton at August 09, 2005 02:04 PM (D3+20)
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They are all fun at two. So are you doing clothing optional offtrack work from your couch. I'm headed for the deck.
Posted by: Howie at August 09, 2005 02:07 PM (D3+20)
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August 04, 2005
Speaking of Helpin a Brother Out . . .
Vinnie,
thanks for the help, but let's get on board and help out the Freedom Alliance. The money is going directly to funding scholarships for children of soldiers killed in action. We all need an edumatation you know.
I've tried to pimp out Jim's participation in the Blogathon before, bit it seems the donations he's received "are stagnant." The charity which Jim has chosen to give to is Freedom Alliance.
Go on and put a dollar or two into Jim's Blogathon tip jar. You know you want to.
And if you're looking for some fun, the Dirty Kafir has a nice little caption game with Ayman al-Zawahiri himself. I personally like the commented ones better than the suggested captions.
Hey, don't ever say I didn't try to entertain.
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August 03, 2005
WTW Clean your room or I'll beat you with this ashtray.
By golly I was able to come up with a good candidate this week besides myself. Cool huh. My WTW nominee for this week isÂ…
Kim, I swear if I have to put down this beer you are going to get it, Basinger age 34 of Evansville IN.
Police say she had been drinking all day and punched her son in the head several times, and attacked him with an extension cord and ash tray.
She then chased him through their West Michigan Street neighborhood.
The boy suffered bruises above his right eye, a bruise on the back of his leg and some bumps on the head.
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and because she is a woman, besides being his mother, and being that too many judges feel that only a woman can raise a child, this druhken woman will retain custody of this poor child, until the next beating he recieves or until the mother murders him, accidentaly or not...ive seen it way too may times and im sure many others have as well...and no im not being sexist or biased, but we all know that many judges feel that only a woman/mother can raise children...if this was a man beating his child, you all know how fast the courts are too strip the father of his custody rights and tossed in jail....of course if there is definite proof of this, the father beating his child to the point of serious/life threatning injury, than it would be right for him to loose his custody rights but too many times the "proof" is made up by the child and/or the mother and its all very sad that a father in such a case is by all chance doomed
Posted by: THANOS35 at August 03, 2005 12:58 PM (9gFP6)
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Thanos:
Don't you know that men are pack mules and nothing more.
Posted by: Howie at August 03, 2005 01:25 PM (D3+20)
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Wow, that sounds like a bunch of blathering self pity. Don't be too sure that she retains her parental rights! I've also seen a number of dad's on the "father's rights" bandwagons who are violent and predatory...not saying that's you of course but sheesh. What is this, a race to the bottom, to see who's the biggest victim?
Posted by: anonymoose at August 03, 2005 02:04 PM (AHaCg)
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The sad thing is that Kim was probably beaten with a NASCAR David Pearson replica die cast car or hit with a bowling trophy when she was growing up.
How do you break the cycle of PWT?
Posted by: Brad at August 03, 2005 02:40 PM (3OPZt)
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What is sad, my sister is a lawyer in Denver. She took on a bono
child custody case for a mother who turned gay. Her ex, was just
getting out of jail for attempted murder. The judge awarded it
the custody to the husband because the husband was straight and
because he "served his time", while the mother was still proclaiming
to be gay. (Begin sarcasam) Lesbie/attempted Murder, that is an easy choice, the Murder. (End Sarcasm).
Posted by: Butch at August 03, 2005 05:16 PM (Gqhi9)
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Butch, maybe your sister is just a crappy lawyer.
Posted by: Charles at August 03, 2005 08:25 PM (lQ1Or)
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Or Charles, maybe the judge was some homophobe right wing conservative, who fears gays more then he does murderers. Also
my sister has told me that out of cases where you can win or lose,
she wins twice as many as she loses, and most losses are due to
Right Wing Conservative. You go figure.
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Posted by: greyrooster at August 07, 2005 09:53 PM (CBNGy)
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She took on a bono? Ha, ha, ha. Great Butch great. Got to be a democrat.
Posted by: greyrooster at August 07, 2005 09:58 PM (CBNGy)
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August 02, 2005
California Cows Pollute More Than Cars
(Sacramento, CA)
FUZZY SCIENCE ALERT! With the latest announcement from the California envirocracy, the price of milk is sure to go up.
From The Mercury-News:
Dairies are the No. 1 source of smog-producing pollution in the San Joaquin Valley, producing more than even cars and light trucks, according to a report released by air regulators.
The San Joaquin Valley Unified Air Pollution Control District, in a report released Monday, has determined that a cow annually emits 19.3 pounds of volatile organic compounds, the gases that contribute to smog. That is 50 percent more than currently thought, the report said.
At that new rate, dairies in the San Joaquin Valley produce more than 50 tons of VOCs a day, exceeding the amount released by cars and light trucks in the region by nearly 20 tons a day, district officials said.
If I believed that this is a good idea, which I don't, then I'd also believe that it surely was a wise act to slaughter all the hundreds of millions of bison that used to roam the Great Plains. Just think of the level of volatile organic compounds emanating from their exhaust pipes. And what about the massive herds of caribou in Canada? Or wildebeest in the Serengeti? Shouldn't they be slaughtered, or culled, or taxed?
The country of New Zealand instituted a similar nanny-state scheme to tax flatulence of livestock a couple years ago and it was met with vigorous opposition from the sheep herders. I think the idea was ultimately shelved or ameliorated.
more...
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Posted by: Rod Stanton at August 02, 2005 04:57 PM (Z6yVb)
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Your tax dollars are being spent to broadcast Limbaugh over Armed Forces radio.
On his show, Limbaugh is calling civil affairs officers in Iraq "staff pukes."
Thus, he is insulting the troops, to their face, while they serve in Iraq.
All on your nickle.
Aren't you a little upset?
Posted by: Jimbo at August 02, 2005 05:38 PM (HFKAk)
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Is Harris Ranch in the San Joaquin Valley?
Posted by: Charles at August 02, 2005 09:16 PM (lQ1Or)
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Hundreds of millions of bison? Uh, no. Not by a long shot.
But if there actually had been literally hundreds of millions of bison roaming the great plains, it certainly would have been a good idea to kill them.
Posted by: nobody at August 02, 2005 11:43 PM (yWouT)
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I staying out of this one. 90% of cattle owners are republicans. Does this mean Bush causes farts? I always thought democrats were farts. In school they were the ones who farted in class without turning red in the face. Like they were proud to be heard.
Posted by: greyrooster at August 06, 2005 07:11 PM (CBNGy)
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Phil Hendrie, Welcome to the Blogosphere
Phil Hendrie has a blog? Yes, he does. No entries yet but let me be first to welcome
America's greatest talk radio host to the blogosphere. Before I was a South Park Conservative, I was a Phil Hendrie Libertarian. If you don't
get the Phil Hendrie show, then there's no way you'll
get The Jawa Report.
Maybe Mr. Hendrie will allow an occasional guest post by my colleague, Dr. Jeff Dowder, of Cal Tech?
Anyway, the vacation in Los Angeles is going great. I fly back to Red State America tomorrow. I'll sure miss the weather here. Most of all I'll miss talk radio. The only talk radio we have in my corner of America is NPR. Yeah, I know, pathetic.
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Did ya get to see the Cards whup up on the Dodgers the other day. Well they were leading 4 to 1 last I saw. Have a safe trip home. Maybe you'll get frisked by an undocumented muslim male in his 20's to make sure the babies' rattle does not contain nail clippers.
Posted by: Howie at August 02, 2005 12:09 PM (D3+20)
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Funniest Hendrie bit I ever heard was one where Margaret(?) was upset because two of the neighbor's male cats were gang-raping her female cat. Started out with screeching cat sounds, by the end of the hour the tomcats sounded like Barry White.
I haven't laughed that hard in years.
I hope he gets it up and running soon, I'll blogroll him in a second.
Posted by: a4g at August 02, 2005 12:51 PM (6qAma)
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You know you can get a couple of the socal talk radio stations on the net now, yeah? KFI for sure, and possibly KABC...
Posted by: KG at August 02, 2005 01:24 PM (s8D3V)
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I'd personally like regular postings from Bobby Dooley..
Posted by: disgruntledinca at August 02, 2005 01:45 PM (IpG/2)
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Hands down, the funniest Hendrie bit I've heard was him as a Palestinian soliciting American parents who had terminally ill children to send them to Palestine for suicide bombing missions in exchange for $5000 (I think). The bit was awesome, he covered the morally twisted view of a Palestinian bomber recruiter and managed to piss off a WHOLE lot of people listening to the show.
"You know, but they are terminally ill, yes? So a bomb will be painless, and you will receive money to cover expenses for their treatment!" Good God, the calls he got on that day...
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