Click to enlarge. Caption this photo found at a Muslim singles website. Winners will be announced Monday and will receive 10 dinars and a fatwah for their efforts.
"While Khaleed wasn't actually a pilot, Natalie felt a little safer knowing that he did stay at an Uncle Osama's Jihad Inn Express last night."
Graeme, the check is in the email and the fatwah is being written in Tehran as I post.
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She became just a bit suspicious when he didn't mention a return flight.
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2005 05:21 PM (ponKd)
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Al Jazeera Exclusive:
A very happy Capt. Benovre An Takit and Flight attendant Igveu A Kutty are photographed shortly after they became the first Islamic couple to become members of “The Mile High Club”.
When asked what he planned next Capt. An Takit said he might want to try martyrdom by crashing his plane into a worthy infidel target, or perhaps just take some time off.
Posted by: Brad at July 30, 2005 06:31 PM (pO1tP)
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"Come on in!! The water's fine!!"
Posted by: milo at July 30, 2005 06:37 PM (nyV51)
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Ok, but you're going to have to shave your own balls.
Posted by: Eric J at July 30, 2005 06:45 PM (5PRM2)
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You should call your parents and tell them that you are going to be away for awhile but they will get a chance to visit you in Paradise.
Posted by: Gary Aminoff at July 30, 2005 08:00 PM (mU+Tt)
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"Fry in the friendly skies of Jihad!"
Posted by: Laura at July 30, 2005 08:40 PM (L3PPO)
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Consider this a down payment on your 72 virgins, you lucky shahid you!
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 30, 2005 09:46 PM (0yYS2)
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Don't worry. See the CAT II(Cetified Arab Terrorist) threat indicator is green.
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Pull with me! Pull with me!
Posted by: Charles at July 30, 2005 10:01 PM (lQ1Or)
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Here at "Sharia Harmony" thousands of terrorists are getting together every day. Just like Ibrahim and Ayesha who have realized that a relationship based on terror can bring two young jihadis to new heights. Call now and get your 40 dinar terrorist profile absolutely free.
Posted by: Tom Doniphan at July 30, 2005 10:30 PM (5a/Xu)
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Why do they call it a "cockpit'? I thought you'd never ask!
Posted by: See-Dubya at July 30, 2005 10:45 PM (GQ7mI)
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Poor Sarah believed Flight 11 pilot Akbar when he told her that he'd hook her up with Rusty right after he finished his lesser jihad.
Posted by: Leopold Stotch at July 30, 2005 10:48 PM (vq2tn)
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Fly the friendly skies, than DIE!!!
Posted by: THANOS35 at July 30, 2005 10:59 PM (9gFP6)
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who won the headline contest anyways ?
ok .. this one ...
"excuse me captain ... I appreciate you posing for a picture, but your about to fly into a building."
"I know ... allah akbar"
Posted by: Jonathan at July 31, 2005 02:05 AM (ywZa8)
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I have changed my mind.
Islam is a religion of peace.
Posted by: a_jagers at July 31, 2005 05:10 AM (h2HXW)
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The Unbelievable News Service just learned a death fatwa has been issued against Ibrahim and Fatma. Their crime? Being caught in the same picture together!
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at July 31, 2005 06:53 AM (2EKUu)
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Woman: What is it, Captain?
Pilot: It's a camera, but that's not important right now. Right now, we're headed right for the Twin Towers!
Woman: Surely you can't be serious!
Pilot: Inshallah, I am serious, and don't call me Shirley, woman!
Posted by: Allan Guyton at July 31, 2005 07:39 AM (1CSuR)
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Here we see Captain Muhammed Abu being introduced to one of the seven virins he will enjoy in Paradise.
OR
Here we see Captain Muhammed Abu who rejected the seven virgins he was offered in paradise for this Las Vegas call girl.
Posted by: Pav at July 31, 2005 09:00 AM (X75p+)
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While Khaleed wasn't actually a pilot, Natalie felt a little safer knowing that he did stay at an Uncle Osama's Jihad Inn Express last night.
Posted by: Graeme at July 31, 2005 10:22 AM (NwZb9)
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Yeehaaa, here we go! Off into the wild blue yonder with the Honeymoon Jihad Express Put on your best burqa, darlin', and I'll put on my beard and mustache. Watch the cement and girders fly at 12 o'clock high; see the cities burn, baby, burn, as we roar to our final destiny. (Jihad for Honeymooners -- airfare free when you hijack a plane. News at 11.)
Posted by: Bubbe at July 31, 2005 10:22 AM (cbAi4)
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Natalie Holloway's best friend, Jane, is given a tour of the Emir's private jet. Little does Jane suspect that she is about to join her friend, Natalie, as a sex slave in the Emir's private harem.
Posted by: Carlos at July 31, 2005 12:03 PM (8e/V4)
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"Till the towers do us apart."
Posted by: Michael Lopez-Calderon at July 31, 2005 01:21 PM (x6TjU)
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"The Sky Sultan and the Jihad of Tomorrow!"
never mind
Posted by: lemuel at July 31, 2005 02:35 PM (aOCIX)
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Yes, she is hot Western woman, but where are the young hairless boys?
Posted by: Kstumpf at July 31, 2005 03:06 PM (1hq2l)
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Don't worry, Mom, I'll still get the other 71 when it's all over.
Posted by: AbbaGav at August 01, 2005 05:44 AM (D6RFs)
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"Yeah sweetie, I went to flight school. I skipped the parts about landings though."
Posted by: Tony B at August 01, 2005 07:21 PM (QBrm4)
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