August 13, 2004

Feel the love

I'm fooling around with my site's look. Trying to add a right sidebar. So if it looks funky, excuse the mess.

In the meantime, check out Allah. Man, I gots to get a copy of photoshop! Kevin also has the goods on NBC's terrorism pranks. Perhaps GE's wholly owned subsidiary has been taking cues from Benjamin Vanderford?

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August 12, 2004

3 Fav Blogs, Jawalaunch

It's called killing two birds with one stone. This weeks favorite blogs:

1) Brian B's Momento Moron
2) Johnny Walker Red's Right-On-Red
3) Gordon's The Cranky Neocon

Why these blogs? All are frequent guests here at MPJ. Hits are thicker than water. All three also have the funny--something in short supply these days. Don't believe me? Check out Gordon's Reiner-o-meter (although, I must interject that since Uncle Shackleord had some hand in Stand By Me some adjustments are in order). Johnny always has some great take on important events. And Brian? Fuhget about it!

Linked with Patriot Paradox's Link Carnival. If you would like to link to this weeks Carnival, simply follow the intstructions at this post.

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Why I blog?

Blogito ergo sum

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Apologies to Friends

Just a note to frequent readers, posters, and friends. Let me apologize en masse for not responding to e-mail and comments like I used to. Read on if this applies to you. more...

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August 11, 2004

Kerry Has Two Daddies

Iowahawk + Allah = Funny

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Michael Moore On Goss Appointment

"Now that Michael Moore has spoken, I've decided to withdraw my support for Porter Goss as CIA director," says Bush clone in alternate parallel Universe:

"You'd think the person who was the head of the intelligence committee would ask a few more questions," said Moore.

"The reality is that Porter Goss was in charge of the oversight of the CIA during a time when the CIA didn't do its job, which in part resulted in the loss of lives of 3,000 people," he said via telephone from New York.

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August 10, 2004

Gostinitza Rossiya to be Levelled

Boy, this brings back memories. Just waxing nostalgic.

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Football Bonfire of the Vanities

Check out this week's Bonfire of the Vanities hosted by Kevin Donahue. I seriously forgot I had sent in an entry. I will be hosting the Bonfire the week of August 31.

PS-Which college team is ranked #1?? Say it........

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Guest Blogging

Why aren't you reading my guest blogging posts over at the Politburo Diktat?

Go on, click over there. NOW.

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August 09, 2004

Don Henley Must Die

Mojo Nixon was right. Inspired by Gleeful Extremist and Dr. Chaos.

On second thought, the lyrics don't need any changes whatsoever. Read them in the extended entry. Also, instead of buying Don Henley's newest crap, why not go down to your local store and buy an old Mojo Nixon album? And if they don't have Mojo Nixon...well, then their store could use some fixin!!!! more...

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Right Wing Blogger Arlert

As long as I'm on Atrios and Kos I might as well throw Willis in there.

Just remember, it's not about the facts. It's about the timing, man. The timing.

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August 07, 2004

Launch a Jawa for Peace Campaign

I just have to thank Gordon the Cranky Neocon one more time for starting the Launch a Jawa for Peace Campaign. He even designed a cool logo for the campaign! What is the Campaign? Go to his site to find out.

(PS: For all you new bloggers, here is a lesson in blog etiquette.

When linking to another blogger's post, keep the information to a minimum. Why? Because if you give too much information about the post you are commenting on then why would your reader take the time to go to the original? This is an oft violated norm of the blogosphere, but one which bloggers ought to follow more faithfully. Yes, you want readers to spend as much time on your own site as possible, but on the other hand do you want another blogger to simply blockquote your whole post onto their site so their readers don't need to see the original? Etiquette and manners are about reciprical relationships. Without them, social disorder ensues. And yes, the blogosphere is a society---of sorts.)

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August 05, 2004

Comment Problem: Duct Tape

Ok, I just wasted the last five hours or so trying to get the problem in the comment pop-up window fixed. For some odd reason, when you click on the 'remember info' button, it won't remember anyone's info. Of course, this ONLY apllies to the pop-up window.

Anyone got any quick an easy fixes?

If not, for my regular commenters, a temporary solution would be to click on the permalink and then comment from there. Think of it as duct-tape for the busy blogger.

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August 04, 2004

Glenn Reynolds, Please Have Pity

I just did the math. The Instapundit is clearing $13k a month in Blogads alone. That's right, $13k a month!!! $3k (x2) for slot one, $2k (x1) for slot two, $1k (x5) for slot three!!

This is on top of his already hefty salary as a tenured professor in a decent law school.

Me: $0 from blogads + a crappy salary as an untenured assistant professor at a not-so-prestigious regional school.

Jealous? Yes. Miffed? Not quite.

Man, what does a guy have to do to get an Instalaunch around here?

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August 03, 2004

Classmates.com Infiltrated by Communists

Classmates.com has moved. All the big bloggers seem to have been members of the class of 1965. Go see if you're there too?

Update: Bill (not gay) at INDC has the signatures page from our yearbook. I think he caught more than the HIV from Anna-Marie--he also caught the funny.

Update II: Nerds!!!!!!

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Plastic Surgery for Bloggers

So this is what it feels like when the doves cry? Some important linkage for the day. Since my sitemeter is in spike mode, might as well practice Reaganomics and see if the trickle down theory works for my buds who deserve some traffic.

Bloggers who have had plastic surgery:
Professor Chaos (third nipple removed) on the Two Americas.
James Joyner (buttock implants) with some practical advice for Bush.
Senator Pundit (testicle reconstruction) about to pop the question.
Kevin (penis extension) on Michael Moore's chances of an oscar.
Chris Cross (laser hair removal at bikiniline) on NY Times terror reporting.
Ace (liposuction) on Alan Keyes vs. Obama bin Laden.
Cameron's (hair plugs) neighbor is no Joey Ramone.
Robert (false calfs) on classical music or some such crap.
Commissar (botox) on the inevetable consequences of liberalism.
BRD (multiple moles removed) on the Sistani fatwa.
Jeff Quinton (tummy tuck) gives Senior Spielberg the cyber finger.
Scott (collagen injections) has the goods on UN/Darfurgate.
Scott Talkington (otoplasty) has more on the Kerry bounce.
The Air Marshal (eyelid surgery) has a nuanced opinion of the war in Iraq.
David Anderson (skin bleaching) on negro conservatives.
Simon (facelift) says China is going to help him with the results of his enemablogs.
Captain Ed (browlift) has more on the Kerry secret plan to end the war.
Johnny Walker's (chin extension) good news @ Chappelle (except Rick James).


Bloggers who I've seen naked (and don't need plastic surgery!):
Jane is ready to invade Israel
Michelle Malkin defends internmentss.
HAC is going hightech with Blogger.
Allah got himself 72 virgins with his bod, so he won't need Kerry's new book.

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Bonfire of the Vanities

Go check out this weeks Bonfire being hosted by Cold Beer 4 the Soul. My entry, Blogophobes: The Blog Marriage Debate is linked in this weeks bonfire.

Shout out to Mister and Kevin for including my post.

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Dude, Where's My Blog?

Our network has been mostly down since yesterday. I blame the terrorists. Just a quick post in case it goes down again. I may be blogging today--or maybe not.

If this is my only post for the day, why not click through my ever expanding blogroll?

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August 01, 2004

Orange Alert in NYC

Commissar's response to terrorists? F**k You!

more...

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July 30, 2004

Haiku (redux)

Ace is having a haiku contest. Check it out, enter the contest, or read my entry.

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