November 03, 2004

Today's Blog Theme, "The Bird"

Because I was up all night, I'm pretty psyched, and I don't feel the least bit magnanimous!

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Kerry Concedes

Image stolen from Sacred Cow Burger via Precision Guided Cowboy who also has an awesome-o photoshop of his own.

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America F**k Yeah!!!

Turnout: Way up.
Conventional wisdom: Way down.

Bush Wins

F**k You Terrorists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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November 02, 2004

Warning: This Blog is 'R' Rated for the Rest of the Day

I usually keep this blog PG-13, but for the rest of the day we're going for the muched feared 'R'. The thing about cursing is, well, if you do it too much how will people know when you're really pissed?

PS-I totally blew off my friend Prof. Van Nostrom, so why don't you go check out this post where he refutes me. Now stop riding my ass, biyatch!

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Mmmmmm, doughnuts!!

It's been far too long since I had a good hearty blog breakfast. Since I cancelled classes today, I finally have time to do the important work of the untenured college professor: link drop!! But seriously folks, there's a whole lot of shakin goin on out there.

I also endorse Shit Sandwich. Ooh, and more SP related election news bitches.

Larry Sabato is to political science what, er, Rusty Shackleford is to political science (But at least Rusty Shackleford knows he's a hack and limits his pontifications to the four or five thousand people who come here daily while Larry Sabato's assinine opinions are heard by four or five million people. Oh, and he's a hack.) more...

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November 01, 2004

Patting Self On Back

Sometime over the weekend, my little pet Jawa reached one million page-views! Sit Jawa, sit. Nice Jawa. Good boy!

Yeah, it's not one million visits, but we're halfway there. Thanks to BRD and Demosophist for stepping up to the plate and becoming my partners in crime.

PS-All this without a single Instalaunche---no sour grapes, though.

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Kevin Aylward, Blog Pimp and Porn Dealer!!

What's worse: the guy who pimps the link free for all or the whore who links to him?

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October 29, 2004

Tin Foil Comments: Jews Control The World

Sometimes comments are so funny, they just have to be shared. From my Video Shows American Terrorist post:

For the last few hours this tape has been credited by the
zionist/neocon media as being the work of the "dangerous" "Al Qaieda" (read -

Al Mossad / Al CIAda) "media-relations agent" Pearlman. Then all of a sudden
the CIA say it might not be authentic and no mention of Pearlman! ...
What?! Did that little diversion fu*k up you muppets ...

There is no "Al Qaieda" ... ONLY AL MOSSAD AND AL CIAda ...

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New Kerry Anti-Logic: The Timing Doesn't Matter (by Demosophist)

As though the public would regard as seamless a shift in rhetoric as monumental as the Great African Rift, the Kerry team now holds that the actual date at which the Qaqaa explosives went missing is of no importance whatever. Which, of course, is like saying that the US was responsible for Saddam's weapons (all of them, not just WMD) before it wasn't responsible for them. more...

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October 28, 2004

No one move, or the Commie gets it

The Commissar remakes the funniest scene from the second-funniest movie of all time. Mel Brooks would be proud, Zarqawi would be doubly mad (once for the parody and once to learn that Mel Brooks was a Jew).

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October 27, 2004

Rusty's Blog Law

Anything that can go wrong on Rusty's blog will go wrong on Rusty's blog. Not only did this site go down, but my backup site here was down too.

And it came back up, literally, minutes before I was walking out the door! It's all George Bush's fault!!!!

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October 26, 2004

Note to Karl Rove: Use the Death Penalty Card--it's a litmus test

Did you know that John F. Kerry opposes the death penalty? I didn't until a few days ago. It's true. Check it out at the NY Times. Now, I may not know much about how to run an election and all that, but will somebody please tell Karl "Goebbels" Rove about this. Cause where I'm sitting, not a single one of my 'moderate' friends would vote for a guy who opposed the death penalty. NONE. This is the a litmus test for most people. A guy who doesn't support the death penalty is a liberal to us here in flyover country. More than that, soccer-moms, housewives, blue-collar workers, every one but a bunch of coastal elites all think the same thing. THIS IS THE ISSUE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HAMMERING ON FOR THE PAST MONTH. It's not too late Mr. Rove. Please come up with one more ad. You could have won 45 states had you done so earlier.

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STOP THE PRESS: Jawa Report now on Google News

It's true. The Jawa Report is now a source for Google News.

Rob at Fine? Why Fine? dropped a comment notifying me. I laughed as I typed in "oil for food", ha-ha, funny Rob. *Astonishment* Go look for yourself!! It links to this post.

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***Thanks everyone!!!

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Best Bonfire Ever

And it's 69.

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George Bush Gets Crucial Jawa Endorsement

George W. Bush for President: The endorsement I once never thought I'd write. * * * * *

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October 25, 2004

Dean Esmay, aliens, bioduplication, nude conspiracy....

...oh my G*d, Lyndon LaRouche was right!!!***

As both Professor Chaos and Bill Dauterive can attest, I came this close to punching a few LaRouchies in the face back in the day. I suggest Dean Esmay ought to do the same. Eric at Classical Values has a few thoughts too.

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October 24, 2004

Commissar Turns One!!!

My wife is having a girls-only party at the house-- presumably all her gal pals are pillow fighting in their see-through nighties right now (that's how I imagine it at least)--so she kicked me out of the house for the evening. I've been pretty busy lately and haven't checked any other blogs in a couple of days let alone my e-mail. If you've e-mailed me in the past couple of days, sorry, but this is what it's like around here (gentle reminder, new address is mypetjawa[at]gmail[dot]com):

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Does anyone know how to turn off the comment forwarding for MT?

Anyhoo, where was I? Let's see--nighties, e-mail, oh right, blogs. Haven't read any blogs lately. So, I finally had a minute to check what is going on in the blogosphere and lo and behold what do you know? It's the Commissar's blog anniversary and here I am worrying about stupid e-mails going unanswered!!!

Let me just say the Politburo Diktat is one of the finest blogs out there. The Commissar not only encouraged me in the early days of my blogging career, he took the time to give me pointers and has kept me out of trouble when a few of my gimmicks went bad. And truth be known, it was my time as a guest-blogger over at his site that really put my blog on the map [even though Captain Ed. has stopped returning my e-mails--what up with that?].

If I have a blog-father, than the Commissar is it. So let me just say to him:

Ya zhelaiou bac bcevo xoroshovo c dnem rozhdenya!!!

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October 22, 2004

Alfred E. Neuman Endorses Bush, F.A.G. endorses Kerry

You MUST see this photoshop!!

My first memory of a Presidential election was a 1980 issue of Mad Magazine.

Also, why am I voting Bush? *Easy, cause he's a dick willing to take on the assholes of the world. Oh, and because John Kerry is clearly a pussy what with the F.A.G endorsement and all.

*Super-secret Team America: World Police code talk.

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NYTimes Gets Bitch Slapped

Paul at Wizbang catches the NY Times making up quotes.

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October 21, 2004

Black in the Saddle!!

Hey, my site is back up!! Thanks for all of you who visited my backup site. Yes, I do have a backup. You can SEE IT HERE. Bookmark it. If this site ever goes down again you can always check to see what I'm up to over there. I actually posted over there today, even if it was mostly moaning and bitching and a whole lotta link whoring. Back to my regular routine tomorrow.

UPDATE: I just checked the sitemeter--OUCH!!

PS-Today is the third anniversary of the release of Rusty Shackleford v. 2.0. He's three years old today and Papa Shackleford couldn't be more proud. I love you son. Happy birthday!!

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