Hey, here's a funny one from an anti-Semite in New Zealand.

"Anyone who uses the term 'blood libel' just has to be Jewish, and most
likely zionist.... which neatly brackets the objectivity of garbage on your
blog.

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Never wrestle with a pig.
You just get dirty, and the pig enjoys it."

Cause you know, J-O-Os can't be 'objective'....I mean, not like good Protestants like, say, Dan Rather.

*I am not Jewish, but take the accusation as a compliment. How about, honorary J-O-O??

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1 Ha ha.... The information contained in this blog would only prove that Rusty Shackelford is not a Jew, nor a Zionist..... The Pig part well... he doesn't oink, and seems to have a resonable command of the English language as well as an intimate understanding of politics, and world affairs. Probably not a pig in the real sense of the word at least. You know 4 legs, cloven hooves, tasty at suppertime, Good Bacon maker. Chris

Posted by: Chris at March 09, 2005 08:12 AM (kYgJw)

2 Sometimes when I take a shower and look down I think "Yup, Jewish." But that's about as close to being Hebrew as I've gotten.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 09, 2005 08:36 AM (JQjhA)

3 That's them Joo knees, Rusty. Give 'em away every time.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at March 09, 2005 09:21 AM (xauGB)

4 Are jawas even kosher? I think not.

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at March 09, 2005 01:13 PM (5cgEa)

5 Kinky Friedman for Governor of Texas Â… How Hard Can It Be? My governor will soon be a Jewish Cowboy! Vote for Kinky! His most famous song is, "They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore." So you are in good company!

Posted by: ZiPpo at March 09, 2005 01:39 PM (P7XXv)

6 I'd vote for kinky just so I could say "I vote kinky"!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 09, 2005 01:53 PM (JQjhA)

7 Do jewish Jawa's have anything to circumsize? I dunno but kosher jawa dogs rule!!! I get em at costco all the time.

Posted by: joey at March 09, 2005 03:54 PM (nyxv/)

8 Jawas, by definition, cannot be Jewish. See "Jawas Explained: A guide to MY PET JAWA"

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 09, 2005 04:16 PM (JQjhA)

9 Hah, reminds me of the episode of south park where the boys try to build a ladder to heaven to see their friend kenny, for the candy shopping spree tickets. They get above the clouds and cartman says "maybe we aren't seeing them because we don't all believe in angels or something...one of us is a J-O-O (spells it out)" oh man I couldn't stop laughing.

Posted by: Henry at March 10, 2005 03:16 AM (xrs5R)

10 Ah Jews, just like Kinky says. They just want to doodle a christian girl and they killed God's only son. Where's my sheet.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 11, 2005 08:48 PM (CBNGy)

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A jobs-creation group funded by business and supported by Gov. Schwarzenegger, Citizens to Save California (CSC), has been outsourcing work to India. The move has been defended as being a small part of the group's total effort. Nonetheless, political opponents and critics are accusing the organization of being disingenuous because there is no shortage of Californians able to do the work.

Responding in a press release, the CSC stated that the controversy "is another desperate, political stunt" and a "thinly veiled attempt to derail" the reforms needed to improve the job climate.

The outfall of the controversy remains to be seen, but one thing is certain. With the outsourcing and jobs issues always potentially explosive, it seems the CSC committed a serious political blunder by allowing the outsourcing of work to India. Tsk, tsk.

Companion post at Interested-Participant.

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Last reminder. I will be on Stanford's KZSU 90.1 FM today from around 5:30-6:00 pm Pacific time. You can listen live here. No call-ins, but the host wants to ask me the important questions so just e-mail kzsushark-at-yahoo.com with your Gannon/Sgrena related querries.

UPDATE: Bleg for e-mails. Please e-mail the host with questions for me. If not, my ego will be shattered!!! Before you ask the inevitable question, though, the answer is "8 inches".

UPDATE: I'm up pretty quick. Feel free to leave live comments. I'll try to read them during the interview.

UPDATE: I'm on hold. Last chance to get in on the interview from the beginning.

UPDATE: And I'm spent.............thanks for the questions y'all!!

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SITE translates this communique from Abu Musab al Zarqawi's al Qaeda Organization in Iraq. It seems that the photos released by CNN on Saturday are actually Zarqawi:

According to the statement, these photos were taken from an al-Qaeda mujahid who was killed in a battle in Iraq. “It happened then that these pictures [those recently broadcast by the media] fell into the infidels’ hands,” the text reads.

“We hold Abu Musab [al-Zarqawi] in our hearts and we embrace him and defend him with our lives as it is the duty of a Moslem to stand by his Brother and not betray him.”

UPDATE: The Iraqi government issued two more photos of Zarqawi yesterday. Here they are. Remember, if you see this man please do the world a favor and kill him.

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Do CIA agents get paid better than libertarian bloggers? Cause, you know, if they do sign me up!!

"Having failed to murder the reporter, the US spooks unleash a smear campaign to sell the public on the idea that she only got what she deserved."

Like Goebbels before her, if Giuliana Sgrena had gotten what she deserved she'd be, er, dead!

Reminder: If you would like to ask Rusty Shackleford, CIA agent, a question, remember that I will be on the Shark Tank show on Stanford's KZSU 90.1 FM today from around 5:30-6:00 pm. You can listen live by going to their website here. No call-ins, but if you have a question you would like asked of me just e-mail kzsushark-at-yahoo.com.

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1 I knew it! BTW Can't find that quote on the WhatReallyHappened when I was abducted by the aliens and told about the secret plans site.

Posted by: mantis at March 08, 2005 01:01 PM (zmcHh)

2 I redid the link. Just click on it and scroll down.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 08, 2005 01:03 PM (JQjhA)

3 I still can't wrap my mind around anyone thinking that an "attempt to assassinate" could possibly fail under circumstances like this. Obviously there are conspiracies within conspiracies... maybe the MIBs shielded her from the "handfulls of bullets" that "rained" over her. Enquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: Jonathan at March 08, 2005 02:24 PM (7D30s)

4 Is that 5:30 - 6:00 Pacific Time? I'm so confused.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at March 08, 2005 02:32 PM (WsZ4F)

5 If we listen to your show, will you have to kill us?

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Here is a letter from an Italian reader. Evidence that not all in Italy are buying Sgrena's lies hook, line, and sinker:

Ms. Sgrena's speech are pure ideological tales. They (the italian Communist) hate the US or I should say they hate an ideological representation of the US, a very strong mental building of which they need to express their absurd ideas.

Most italian respect the US and the job that you are doing to defeat the terrorism.

Raffaello ****

Firenze, Italia

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1 What Job?Killing People?You must make war against iraqi people not against italian people!If a italian soldier had killed an american what would u have said?CRIMINALS!

Posted by: Angelo at March 08, 2005 11:20 AM (2Q3tN)

2 What Job?Killing People?You must make war against iraqi people not against italian people!If a italian soldier had killed an american what would u have said?CRIMINALS!If anyone of us has msn messenger please add me at furasco@hotmail.com we will continue there the conversation.I want a soldier!

Posted by: Angelo at March 08, 2005 11:21 AM (2Q3tN)

3 The shooting was a mistake. A mistake is not an act of war. We are sorry for your loss. However, Sgrena's words themselves show that she, not your people, is an enemy of the US.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 08, 2005 11:23 AM (JQjhA)

4 I love italy- I love italians too. I recognize that Sgrena is the Ward Churchill of Italy- She is free to scribble her hate all she wants. I see her for what she is. A despicable harpy. I plan to visit Italy in April and plan to spend lots of money visiting their amazing sites, eating the amazing food and guzzeling their amazing wine.

Posted by: Ob Snooks at March 08, 2005 11:30 AM (yBHNA)

5 Cnn is the tv of american empire...is is not real...the italian tv says an other story...

Posted by: Angelo at March 08, 2005 11:31 AM (2Q3tN)

6 Angelo seriously how old are you, of all the biast, propaganda run news media establishments in the US, you pick the one organization that has the most unbiased reporters and is the most respected for getting to the bottom of the truth to bash like a little kid. During the first Gulf War Saddam even watched CNN cause he knew he was getting the most accurate up to date information, more accurate than his own intelligance staff. Oh the Italian TV said this, seriously, if your TV reporters are anything like your journalists, I wouldn't believe a single word the Italian media says. I can't believe how many people are bashing the US media when there own media in Italy, France, and the like are producing extreame nutcasers like this Italian bird. I dread to think what they said Angelo.

Posted by: Cain at March 08, 2005 12:56 PM (spv7p)

7 no italians no iraqi no afgan no syrian no iranian NO ONE MORE HAVE TO DIE! Turn on your minds....you are fighthing a war only for a reason: money! you need to keep your econmy alive and Bush thinks it's the only way to do it! Which country will be the next one? Syria, iran?? ...maybe China that is strumbling the US economy on its knees?? Well done boys, continue in following the Uncle Sam, he's calling you!

Posted by: EUROPEAN at March 08, 2005 01:59 PM (QVA5a)

8 "Not all Italians" are buying Sgrena's & the commies' crap? That's like writing that "not all Americans" are buying that Bush stole the elections. The left are a vocal minority here as much as they are in the US. I just wish some US guys would fucking quit to dump us USA supporters with the commies. That's like being associated with everthing the DU says because "you're American".(/vent)

Posted by: Francesco Poli at March 08, 2005 03:53 PM (XwB7F)

9 No afgan no syrian no iranian no more have to die What are iranian, afgan and syrian doing fighting in iraq. if you would go read some of the blogs of the iraqi people you may open YOUR mind. www.Hammorabi.com www.Messopotamia.com go take a look

Posted by: sparky at March 08, 2005 05:05 PM (F1nba)

10 Its astonishing how naive the italian visitors have been. The Yoko Ono School of Foreign Policy.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at March 08, 2005 06:20 PM (xauGB)

11 Another good blog is http://iraqthemodel.blogspot.com I find that people overseas are too gullible and only want to believe what they see or hear on their television and newspapers. A good way to educate yourself is to search the internet and look for blogs that come out of the ME. Maybe then you might be able to see for yourself that we Americans and our allies are trying to help other countries who have been run by dictators and oppressors. There also are plenty of articles that show that Europe is being overrun by terrorists, but I'm sure you haven't read that--have you? Go ahead and google...expand your mind and quit with the American bashing! I've lived in Europe and have seen different parts of the world and I wouldn't trade my life or my country for yours!

Posted by: GC at March 08, 2005 08:52 PM (9ULfn)

12 In Reply To Raffaello: Raffaello , ma tu chi sei per ignorare tutto quello che sta succedendo in italia? Davvero non ti accrogi che siete rimasti tu e Schifani a difendere la missione in iraq? "Most italian respect the US and the job that you are doing to defeat the terrorism." MA CHI?

Posted by: antonio at March 09, 2005 09:31 AM (6Bbh7)

13 FRANCESCO POLI: You are 100% correct. We are getting to defensive. But it's so hard. You have assholes, we have assholes. Probably, more than you. Sorry about that. Keep the faith. I do find Italy fascinating. All those neat old buildings. History and good food. My kids favorite visiting spot in Europe. Italy is okay. lots of style. so where does this commie bitch come from? Joking, we have them to.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 11, 2005 07:43 PM (CBNGy)

14 Greyrooster--Next time in Italy, if you've never been to Harry's Bar in Venice, have a martini there. Wear long trousers. I had the pleasure of seeing an male tourist slob turned away because he was wearing shorts. (Ah, standards of dress.) The spirit of Hemingway lives on at Harry's. Regardless of the criticism regarding prices, it's a neat spot. And the Italian people are TOPS.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at March 13, 2005 09:30 AM (5DzD1)

15 I'M writing from Italy and I'm Italian. I'd like to pose a question to American Force: WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT TO THAT BITCH(Sgrena),AND INSTEAD YOU DID IT AGAINST OUR AGENT CALIPARI?! (oh...this is the question posed by the 90% of Italian people and WE ARE NOT STUPID,you understand,MR. ROBIN ROBERTS!?) Even if that fucked journalist is alive,anyway,she represents a danger FOR NOBODY HERE,AND NOT EVEN FOR YOU,just for the reason we are "quite" intelligent.But tell the truth,please:YOU SHOT AGAINST OUR CAR JUST FOR WARNING US NOT TO SURRENDER TO TERRORIST REQUESTS PAYING A RANSOM,even if this last one has needed to save a human being....(it hasn't been an accident..., you knew exactely what you were doing..). Our government payed that ransom(sure it did!) only for two reasons:..to allure italian communist party,...and to cut a fine figure,giving after some prestige to our "007" for "the well done liberation".AND IT DID IT NOT FOR PROTECTING COMUNISM!Here we hate comunism and we believe on the principle of american democracy,that is ours too and which we contributed to all over our Story and our Law just since ancient times! God bless United States here we say in Italy,but YOU AMERICAN can't understand a thing:YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING ITALY AND ITALIANS.DON'T FORGET WE HAVE BEEN THE FIRSTS ON ARTS ,SCIENCE,CULTURE AND MATHS SINCE 3000 YEARS SO AS SOME OTHERS EUROPEANS,although our State is very small.Your and our greatness exists even thanks to our discoveries and our study made in our past,and without those ones the world 's tecnology could not to be born! It's astonishing(using a Robert's term) how an intelligent and advanced people as the American one can't realize it fully(or better...not all the Americans...). WAKE UP,MY GOD,YOU ARE NOT PRIMITIVE!!! Anyway,hoping we will destroy terrorism all together soon, cancel comunism one time for ever(Sgrena should know that ,but she ignore it,or pretends to ignore it,that Saddam Hussein has been the Stalin of our days),and give development and civilization wherever possible,thank you for your attention,and pardon me for my bad English, I know it just a little bit. P.s=...However,someone who told days ago that some of american war missions have also the economic purpose such as oil,raw materials,commercial and militar bases,traffic army-weapons and so on he sayed the truth..he doesn't have any reason!But it's right to be this,it would be a silly and even dangerous thing if America shouldn't do that!!And that "someone" should know and remember something else important,as important is what sayed before:Italy is one of the first nations projecting,producing and trading weapons!!! Goodbye,my American Friends!!

Posted by: Italian 100% at March 23, 2005 02:23 AM (qkPkV)

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I'm off to edumacate the masses. In the meantime the Carnivorous Conservative has found evidence of Gannon worship at a pro-Syria rally in Lebanon.

UPDATE: The cure for Gannon worship--Lebanese chicks!

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Jay Tea: "Anyone know of any Italian communists in or around Cow Hampshire I could kidnap and threaten to kill? I hear there's good money in that, for very little risk..."

Wuzzadem: "I've been taken hostage by insurgents. They're actually very reasonable people, and decent chaps for the most part - except for the whole kidnapping thing - but they mean business. And by 'mean business', I'm not implying that they would harm me, but they might be forced to take me for a drive, and Mahmoud likes to play 'chicken' at checkpoints, so there's always a chance I could be shot by some overzealous American soldier."

Cranky Neocon: "Help Me Leon Trotsky - You're My Only Hope"

Sobek: Sgena=Gannon (You have to see this)

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I'm not just saying that because they are paying me to say it either. I'm seriously. I'm saying that because KKKarl Rove ordered me to say it. Why not click on over, it's not like you're working anyway.....

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I have an interview set up for the Shark Tank show on Stanford's KZSU 90.1 FM tomorrow from around 5:30-6:00 pm. You can listen live by going to their website here. No call-ins, but if you have a question you would like asked of me just e-mail kzsushark-at-yahoo.com.

Before I have to say this on the radio let me just admit here and now that my real name is John Guckert and I am a gay-prostitute who takes marching orders from KKKarl Rove.

UPDATE: MH King is on Kevin McCullough's show this afternoon.

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Vonski--"Yes, the infidels are right. This isn't as hot as the two Lesbianese chicks."

Jack M--"In an unprecidented display, the Arab Street protests Jada Pinkett Smith's "declaration of heteronormativity" by publicly going up each other's Assad's."

Brian Blazevic--"San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom illegally marries Ahwful Salahd and his two-dimensional "partner"."

*Winners chosen arbitrarily by me, that's why!!

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1 Mid-east appeal for Deputy Dewey has escalated in recents months, culminating with gay displays of affection for the fictional character made famous by David Arquette.

Posted by: LD at March 07, 2005 01:40 PM (Hu2j3)

2 Woohoo! Thank you, Doc. So, as a prize do I get to chose from one of the many items in your extensive online store?

Posted by: Vonski at March 07, 2005 02:36 PM (AHaCg)

3 Ha, a-yup.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 07, 2005 03:36 PM (JQjhA)

4 Yeah, I want a free t-shirt! Seriously, I'm honored to be chosen. Keep your powder dry, Brian

Posted by: Brian Blazevic at March 07, 2005 11:50 PM (b2Y3g)

5 Thanks Rusty! It's about time my sneering contempt for the "Arab Street" (and, interestingly enough, Jada Pinkett Smith) earned me something! Besides...everyone knows that being a winner in a Jawa Report's Caption Contest is way better than being a winner in one of Ace's less, um, "heteronormative" haiku escapades.

Posted by: Jack M. at March 08, 2005 09:43 AM (1W1ap)

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Caption this photo of two pro-Syrian demonstrators in Lebanon. Winners announced Monday.

I figure since every one else does caption contests. That, and since tomorrow is my Blog Sabbath why not give friends and readers something to do other than look at porn and stock quotes.

This photo has serious photoshop potential too.........

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Due to the overwhelming number of comments on recent posts we are unable to moderate at this time. Please feel free to e-mail Rusty Shackleford (see left sidebar) if you have any news tips, suggestions, or personal comments. Sorry--a little busy.

Oh, yes we have a problem with the comments remembering info. The only fix that we could find, so far, is that commenting will remember your info but only if you click on "comments" from the main page. If you try to comment from an archive page, you will have to retype your info each time.

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....have been greatly exaggerated! The Blogger Death Pool is up. Apparently I will die playing with my own lightsaber. Can I just say in my defense, it is a big lightsaber. Not Gannon big, but big.

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It doesn't have Brad Pitt, but it does have a lot of homo-erotic subtexts. An interview with Jeff Gannon.

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The anonymous Freeway Blogger celebrates the liberation of Iraq and Afghanistan, it's spill-over affects into Egypt, Lebanon, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Palestine, and the complete paradigm shift uderway in the entire Middle East by mocking the 1,500 brave soldiers who died in that effort.

Examples of his signs:

...more evidence the real objection to the war in Iraq is that the Left thinks all war is bad. more...

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1 This is why I don't visit the leftosphere. The effects of the blinding rage on my blood pressure can't be good for my health. Thanks for doing the dirty work so that I don't have to sully my browser with their vomitous (sorry!) bilge.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at March 03, 2005 12:55 PM (WsZ4F)

2 Hello Dr. Shackleford, Looks like the LLL media elite got together in the backroom and decided to allow a slight, grudging change of tone by admitting there are some positive aspects about the uses of the US Military, and perhaps, that a new wind is blowing in the Middle East. However, read the Guardian article, and be reassured that they haven't changed their true nature. A Force for Good, by Robert Kaplan/NYT http://www.nytimes.com/auth/login?URI=http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/03/opinion/03kaplan.html&OP=20bcd540/eqQ26We8Q5C)YwQ5CQ5CbTeTaaKeaUeaUeQ5CBQ3EQ3FQ3EQ5CQ3FeaU0rBCrQ3F7RbQ2B NYT "The global war on terrorism has made the military far more effective at performing humanitarian deeds." and also You're going to love this one. Only the Guardian would make an attempt to credit Osama bin Laden with starting a democratic revolution in the Middle East. The Guardian announces Osama started the The Cedar Revolution: http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,1429001,00.html The Guardian: "Has Osama bin Laden started a democratic revolution in the Middle East? One of very few universally valid laws of history is the law of unintended consequences. The effects of what men and women do are rarely those they intend, and sometimes they are the exact opposite. If that happens here, it would be hard to imagine a nicer illustration of the law." They apparently really believe that the world is quite that stupid

Posted by: Ariana at March 03, 2005 01:26 PM (Z+LC9)

3 A-freaking-amazing.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 03, 2005 01:51 PM (JQjhA)

4 The usial antiamerican bunch of low life scum why dont they go live in cuba im sure that castro would love these no good scum

Posted by: sandpiper at March 03, 2005 01:53 PM (kxat+)

5 Maybe, just maybe, if terrorists would only butcher liberals maybe then they would want to fight back.

Posted by: Lovetobuggertheleft at March 03, 2005 02:11 PM (yBHNA)

6 No, if terrorists would only butcher liberals there would be no need to fight back

Posted by: joey at March 03, 2005 02:51 PM (+7Usq)

7 Cowardly is saying you care about human rights and ending oppression while you watch innocent people being brutalized by tyrants and remain silent. You care more about seeing Bush and your country fail than freeing oppressed people and making the world a safer place. Try evading AAA fire and SAMs or being held as a POW in the Hanoi Hilton for about seven years or so before you talk about bombing being cowardly. Step away from the Kool-Aid kids and get a fricking clue! Oh yeah Free Tibet! But everyplace else oh well, we are to blame. More Kool-Aid please!

Posted by: bags75 at March 04, 2005 08:37 AM (G1JLb)

8 I prefer Tang

Posted by: Night Weasel at March 04, 2005 09:58 AM (tkj+t)

9 Right wing Cowards, sit back here in the States, while the rest of us fight your war. If your for the War join up you sniffling COWARDS

Posted by: Been their at March 29, 2005 12:47 AM (EEqmd)

10 119 dath row inmates now free nationwide because they were found out to be innocenct and the crisis is growing please checkout www.innocenceproject.org thank you for your time

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I've been puking since last night. Think the director's cut of The Exorcist. One of my colleagues called the morgue, but I'm not dead yet. In fact, I'm much better. Needless to say, I cancelled classes and there was a great mourning among the students. Weeping, and wailing, and gnashing of teeth.

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From this site:

Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.

At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

Come celebrate White Trash Wednesday with these other fine rednecks:

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CNS has this exclusive:

George Soros, the billionaire liberal financier who spent more than $23 million of his own money trying to defeat President Bush last year, is being sued and could end up having to testify over a dog attack at his estate in Westchester County, N.Y.

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Friends, it's not about the hits. No, it's about THE TRUTH. And not just any truth, the IMPORTANT TRUTH. You want THE TRUTH, than why aren't you reading Wonkette? The New York Times, CNN, ABC News, and CBS all agree that Wonkette is an important blogger.

I mean today's important posts reveal that the Jenna Bush, er, bush shot was not really Jenna Bush. So that bush you thought was Bush's was some one elses, er, bush.

For the life of me I've no idea why the MSM pays attention to this Joan Rivers of the blogosphere.

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