March 02, 2005

WTW: You might be a redneck Jedi if.....

From this site:

Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.

At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

Thanks to Beth for e-mailing this to me.

Come celebrate White Trash Wednesday with these other fine rednecks:

Posted by: Rusty at 11:10 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 I'm more of a hayseed than a redneck, but I'll wear either as a badge of honor.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at March 02, 2005 01:39 PM (WsZ4F)

2 HAY butt U aint nuthin if u aint got no muddflapps on that thair landspeader an u got 2 have u a rebul flag on it to!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: BEULAH MAE!!!! at March 02, 2005 04:34 PM (skHgj)

3 Preston Taylor Holmes: Not with a name like Preston Taylor Holmes. Try Preston Bubba Holmes, or Preston Billy Bob Holmes, or the best one of all, Greyrooster.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 02, 2005 08:05 PM (CBNGy)

4 Do mud flaps with nekkid ladys on em count extra? Also, does it count if the speeder is up on blocks next to the trailer?

Posted by: Tom_Billy_Ray_Bob at March 02, 2005 08:30 PM (Enafl)

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