Just an update on my wine. I reckon since April 15th is this week and the due date on the wine is the 16th itÂ’s fun to note that this wine is tax free. Buy your groceries in KY and no sales tax either. ThatÂ’s sticking it to the man! Never mind itÂ’s probably cheaper to pick up a bottle of ripple at the liquor store. Here in the first pic you see how the wine looked about 10 days ago. See the line itÂ’s clearing up.

This morning all bubbling has stopped and the entire jug is now a dark red almost black color. The little woman says she can’t find the siphon hose for wine. Yes you have to have a special one. Don’t use the same one you use to “acquire” your fuel. Also I promise, since the Due date is Easter, not to “test” it until after Sundown.

Here are your White Trash Wednesday bloggers

Also Memphis761 sent me this spoof letter this AM, pretty funny

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family and I
would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border
from the
US into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can
Help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration,
quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do
here. So,
would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my
Way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag
pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access
To government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort
To learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
President Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers
Speak English.

11. I plan to fly the US flag from my house top, put flag decals on my
car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't
enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and
Never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the
economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things
For all the people who come to the US from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox
won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he
gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your VP.
Thank you so much for your kind help.

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