IÂ’ve got to say that this story is cool. It seems Residents of the one and two hundred block of Missouri street in Evansville have had to change a lot of tires lately. This is kind of a poorer working class mixed neighborhood. You know working stiffs. Amongst the working stiffs there lives one Scott Morgan 18. Yep he is my nominee for the week.

But along with pointing out what a moron Slashing Scott Morgan is I want to tell the story of how Slashing Scott was taken down. It seems that tires had been going flat at an ever increasing clip lately and several of the neighbors got together and lay in wait for old slashing Scot to show up. Calls to police up to that point had not helped and ScottÂ’s boldness was growing costing everyone in the neighborhood more and more time and money.

"My neighbors are pretty close, they're always watching out for everyone else so when something happens if something happens to one person it happens to all of us."

Well old Scott showed up on his biggest tire slashing binge yet knocking off 15 tires before angry residents witnessed ScottÂ’s project and gave chase all the way to his home. He made it in but residents had him this time. They called the fuzz.

"We all stuck together, nobody went in we wanted to catch this dude...".

"We're tired; we're ready to take a stand, if the cops don't want to do it we're going to do it."

OK hereÂ’s the cool part. The law turns up and goes into ScottÂ’s house to get him. They bring him out. Then they take old Scott out on his front porch and just hold him there. It was great the cops gave the residents several minutes to go off on him. Then they put him in the car to cheers and applause the likes of which IÂ’ve not heard since Ted played Mesker Amphitheater.

"What we wanted to do, we really wanted to go up and give him an old fashioned western style kickin'."

Somebody bailed out old Slashing Scott so look out for him. Judging from the following quotes he will be moving out of the area pretty soon.

"He said well I'm sorry for what I did, well sorry didn't do it, he did that's not going to get everybody's tires out here fixed.

Everybody's tires down here still ainÂ’t got fixed and he's walking the street, I feel sorry for him, I don't want to be in the dude's shoes I
really don't.

Hit Tip: Randy.

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