Beins thatÂ’s Ah is a reyud neyuk ah figured yall maht hayuv some idears on how we all cayun survahv three buck gayus. I baysiclly jest a mattr of supplahs ayund demayund.

1. Drive real fast. The longer the trip takes the more gas you burn.
2. Install bigger motor.
3. Add Holly 730 and racing cam.
4. Lift kit and big tires. The inverse square law states that the further from the center of gravity the less you are affected. Therefore less drag and better mileage.
5. When the light turns green floor it and get to the next light ASAP. The more time spent idling at red lights the less fuel used. Lights cannot ever be beaten the man has em all fixed to stop you anyway.
6.Add bush guard and roll bar both with extra lights point the top ones backwards and turn em on. The pressure of the light leaving the rollbar adds MPG. Girls like these first six which is important.
7.Marry early and often. You might want to start with Bobby Sue cause her daddy drives a fuel truck.Once you are married up start on that crop of teenagers they will be useful just donÂ’t let em drive unless itÂ’s a date with someone who works at the refinery, gas station, drives a school bus, etc etc.
8. Train yer boys to siphon. Girls donÂ’t need trainin, sucking fluid through a tube in the dark comes natural for em.
9. Host keg parties. Have the boys invite their friends but not the girls. Once the first keg is dry yer daughters can keep the boys busy while yer boys excuse themselves to get some fuel errrr take a leak.
10. Gets one of them there deep sea fishin outfits for long trips. Get up behind a rig and cast onto the bumper. Use that pair of wire cutters that always sticks out of yer back pocket to cut the line when ya gotta exit or get another beer.

In other words as long as your demand meets my supply no problem.

Supplahhh!!!! Honey can you gets Daddy another beer.

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