Due to a violation of The Jawa Reports' strict policy of supporting only the 'good gay' (you know, two hot chicks), the editorial board has removed today's WTW post. We apologize if this post has caused any uncomfortable imagery and/or feelings of unresolved anxiety and confusion.

Read the following in your most exaggerated masculine voice.

After a long hard day punching cattle the sweat drips off your manhood cause you're a man and sweat like only a man can. And when a man wants to know what a man wants to know when a man wants a mans taste. And when a man really wants to know what a man wants to know when a man really wants a man's taste. That taste is the taste of Wriglers Beef Flavored Gum. And now Wriglers introduces new barbecue beef flavored gum. From Wriglers the meat lovers gum.

This thing has been stuck in my head for 15 years. Not sure who to credit cept the now defunct WYER.

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