If Drew Barrymore poohs in the woods, and there is nobody around to smell it, does it still make her career irrelevant and her onscreen personnae annoying? John Hawkins has the answer to this and more in
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Posted by: jesusland joe at December 12, 2005 08:48 AM (rUyw4)
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Jeeeez, that Drew Barrymore is a classless as well as clueless little tart.
Posted by: traderrob at December 12, 2005 08:52 AM (3al54)
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I couldn't make it all the way through the list; the stupidity's just too thick.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 12, 2005 09:11 AM (0yYS2)
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traderrob,
While growing up in the piney woods of east Texas I will admit that there were times I had to "pooh" in the woods. Usually during an early morning rabbit or squirrel hunt. But you better be sure to be close to some oak trees, because that pine straw was hell on the backside.
Hoping Drew was near an oak, because her backside is just too damn pretty to be treated to pine straw.
Posted by: jesusland joe at December 12, 2005 09:14 AM (rUyw4)
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JJ, there is nothing wrong with the act in and of itself as I myself have been in similar circumstance. Pontificating on how "awesome" it was for all the world is the classless part.
Posted by: traderrob at December 12, 2005 09:31 AM (3al54)
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traderrob,
Hate to say too much about class when talking about myself, as when I was in college we had a contest in our dorm in which we were to name the "Top 10 best feelings in the World". I know you see where this is going, but suffice it to say that "poohing" did make the list. I leave it for you to create a post using the same Top 10 topic theme, perhaps it might be X-rated, but I say go for it anyway. It would be fun.
Posted by: jesusland joe at December 12, 2005 09:51 AM (rUyw4)
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Good poo talk: drunken frat brothers
Bad poo talk: female celebrs
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at December 12, 2005 10:18 AM (JQjhA)
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Poo in' in da woods? Dat's nuthin'! Now peein' in the NYC subway ... now dat's sumthin'!
Posted by: hondo at December 12, 2005 10:25 AM (3aakz)
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I don't know about that, hondo, the last time I was in NYC I noticed several indicators of peein' in the subway, as us redneck pineywoodsmen can "sniff" a trail from far away.
Posted by: jesusland joe at December 12, 2005 10:30 AM (rUyw4)
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Anyone who gets to that point in their life and hasn't pooed in the woods yet is definately out of touch. Which was evident in her being so excited about it. You'd think it was a religious experience.
She should try riding naked on a motorcycle with a 9mm shooting coconuts out of the trees. Now THAT'S a religious experience. I know.
Posted by: Oyster at December 12, 2005 10:44 AM (YudAC)
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THAT was you, Oyster!
j/k but it sounds like fun. More, please!
Posted by: jesusland joe at December 12, 2005 10:51 AM (rUyw4)
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Oyster! You are really starting to shock us!
Posted by: hondo at December 12, 2005 11:03 AM (3aakz)
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Okay Oyster, you have to expound on that one. Details girl, details.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 12, 2005 11:13 AM (0yYS2)
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Oh c'mon. Now I'm blushing. If this is gonna be truth or dare, it's someone else's turn.
Posted by: Oyster at December 12, 2005 12:05 PM (YudAC)
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Well, I've already pee'd in the subway (a long long time ago - we didn't have levees) - so it's up to (what's in your wallet) Maximus.
Posted by: hondo at December 12, 2005 12:09 PM (3aakz)
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Damn you would have thought at least one Jawa author or comment would have made the list. Well there is always next year.
Posted by: Howie at December 12, 2005 01:55 PM (D3+20)
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Hey if you didn't want to tell the story, you shouldn't have brought it up.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 12, 2005 02:07 PM (0yYS2)
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Howie,
We would make the list on the other(liberal, leftist, asshole) sites.
Posted by: jesusland joe at December 12, 2005 03:16 PM (rUyw4)
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I think Bill Maher's religion comment was spot on, but the rest of that stuff was complete garbage.
Posted by: Slice at December 12, 2005 03:59 PM (ZSDaZ)
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