July 04, 2005

The Nightly News with Ron Burgendy and Brian Williams

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The problem, Brian, is not that you equated our Founding Father's with terrorists, it is that you equated terrorists with our Founding Fathers. The first is disgustingly stupid, the second is stupidly disgusting. The fact that you can't see what the distinction is and think we're just not getting your point reveals you have the intellect of a third grader. In the future, please refrain from saying anything not on the cue cards. That's what you're paid for.

Williams:

While I insist that a re-reading of my question will prove that in no way was I calling the framers "terrorists" (for starters, the word did not exist 229 years ago), I regret that anyone thought that after a life spent reading and loving American history, I had suddenly changed my mind about the founders of our nation.

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1 Where is every one today? You'd think it was,like, a holiday or something...

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at July 04, 2005 04:49 PM (JQjhA)

2 We should all be thankful for people like Howard Dean, Brian Williams, Dick Durbin, etc. for pointing out to us just how incredibly stupid we are when we don't agree with them. /sarcasm

Posted by: BorgQueen at July 04, 2005 05:28 PM (AxlwF)

3 Honestly, it goes beyond disagreeing with them-- these people are just plain stupid.

Posted by: Carlos at July 04, 2005 05:38 PM (8e/V4)

4 Why didn't he go with the standard MO that he was taken out of "context." I am so sick of these fill in the blank. I guess the good thing is at least we know where they stand? So much for the NASCAR, blue collar, apple pie image he was going for. Just like Little Russ he is just a moral relativist, left winger at heart. In the words of Kos screw him!

Posted by: bags75 at July 04, 2005 08:33 PM (leItU)

5 Hold your horses, guys! Brian hasn't figured out yet that the good old days for legacy media are over. He still thinks he can say just about anything he wants to without there being any repercussions. He forgot about Eason Jordan, Dickie Durbin, Ward Churchill, and all his other buddies who also found out the hard way that the good ole days are over. OVER!!!!!!! Now the average citizen can find out about almost everything on the internet. Thank you, Al Gore! For the internet! Oh, crap, he got in trouble, too, for lying. Is everything bad that happened in the past going to come back good? Heh!

Posted by: jihad in the west at July 04, 2005 10:34 PM (DDXXI)

6 After gunning down and torching another wasp's nest, I wondered maybe I was being a bit of a meany. Brian Williams didn't say anything bad - I actually used an encyclopedia and found that America's rebellion was illegal, and in the eyes of the British, treason! In their eyes, July 4 is a day of treason!

Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 05, 2005 05:49 AM (ScqM8)

7 BUSH LIES - you listen up punk and you listen good. I know you slimy bastard are out there reading this in your desert hideaway. You are a maggot-minded no good, lying poser. You're reading this.. I know it. I can smell the old rancid socks lying on your kitchen table. I'm MADDER THAN HELL - SHOW YOURSELF!!!!!!

Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 05, 2005 07:14 AM (ScqM8)

8 First off, I hope you all had a wonderful holiday and hope it was spent with loved ones. Secondly, I'm worried about DSM. He seems obssessed with BL-SD. Someone get him a valium. Thirdly, if "terror" were a word back in the revolutionary days, then I'm pretty sure that "terrorist" was. That was really dumb. Fourth, if Brian williams reports news, then after this tourette's syndrome-like outburst, I'm inclined to believe he probably doesn't watch the news or he wouldn't be surprised at the backlash.

Posted by: Oyster at July 05, 2005 07:24 AM (YudAC)

9 Downing Street: What he said was stupid. The moral equivalence he imputed is repugnant. The people he referred to would not dream of conducting themselves in the manner of whoever that Iranian terrorist is. The British would hardly feel the same about the colonists, either. Revolutionaries the colonists were, but certainly not terrorists. That had to wait for the French Revolution. I am quite sure the British considered the French revolutionaries terrorists, as that is what they were. The Americans were never thought of in that way, because the colonists were not trying to eliminate the social order, as the French were.

Posted by: jihad in the west at July 05, 2005 11:42 AM (DDXXI)

10 No comparison.

Posted by: Jonathan at July 05, 2005 12:38 PM (M7kiy)

11 Rusty ... your trackbacks is malfunctioning ... I was going to trackback a relevant post of mine from a few days ago ... : /

Posted by: Jonathan at July 05, 2005 12:43 PM (M7kiy)

12 Jonathan, Yeah, sorry. Probably will be out all day!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at July 05, 2005 01:32 PM (JQjhA)

13 I like how he, like Dickless Durbin, is sorry not for the monumentally idiotic things he said, but that we might have been offended by them. It's like telling someone you're sorry that their mother is a whore. These talking heads should all be chopped off and mounted on pikes.

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