June 07, 2005

Seeking the Adrenalin-Junkie Tourist

Sidney Morning Herald:

It was once called the Venice of the East and with imagination you can still see why: boats skim across lagoons, golden domes glint in sunshine, coffee shops abound in the old quarter.

Stroll down the corniche at sunset and you can stop for a kebab and ice-cream, smoke a hubble-bubble, play chess and listen to the water lapping below. And then, if you are a westerner, you can check you have not been followed, adjust your disguise, and signal to your bodyguard that you want to return to the hotel.

Basra declared itself open to foreign visitors this week but instructed them to be vigilant, dress like locals and hire armed escorts. "Then there is a 70 to 80 per cent chance you will be OK," beamed Abdul Razuqi, the head of the tourism office in Iraq's second city.

Those odds are set to be tested if Iraqi Airways succeeds in running regular commercial flights between Basra and Heathrow, the first direct civilian air link between Iraq and the west. The airline plans to seek a slot at Heathrow within two months.

To accommodate the adrenalin-tourist, repairs to the gutted five-star Basra Sheraton are scheduled to commence this month. Tour planners suggest that visitors dye their hair and wear traditional robes to look like mid-Easterners.

With the ever-present threats of kidnapping and assassination, Basra is surely a thrilling destination, however, tourists are cautioned that they will find the city's "museums gutted, theatres shut, streets reeking with rubbish and sewage and waterways littered with capsized vessels, including Saddam Hussein's yacht."

I think I'll pass. It sounds too much like Detroit.

Companion post and pic at Interested-Participant.

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1 hahaha. At the bottom of the article is this: "WIN a $16,000 holiday when you subscribe to the Herald for as little as $3 a week" Wonder where this "holiday" is? Wonder if it includes a body guard.

Posted by: Oyster at June 08, 2005 05:07 AM (YudAC)

2 Let's see; garbage strewn streets, high incidence of crime, specific danger to tourists, hmmm... sounds like prime "blue state" territory to me. Last time I saw someplace so bad was when I was in DC, or St. Louis, or New York, or Atlanta, or Miami, or, oh well, you know. If anyone here wants a getaway to a beautiful historical city that's as safe as it is interesting and accomodating, try Chattanooga, Tennessee. It's affordable, family friendly, and has the Tennessee Aquarium, which just opened its saltwater wing last month. There are rides in the WW2 DUKW boat/trucks, a 19th century bridge across the Tennessee River that has been converted to pedestrian use, the Tennessee Valley Railroad with an authentic steam locomotive, hang gliding, and a hundred other things to do, including civil war attractions and a new wing on the art museum.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at June 08, 2005 10:00 AM (0yYS2)

3 Heh! Take 'em to Detroit.... /Kentucky Fried Movie. Leave NYC alone. It hasn't been that bad since Rudy took office, and that's quite a few years ago. NYC has the lowest crime rate per capita of any major city in the US. And it keeps going lower.

Posted by: lawhawk at June 08, 2005 11:20 AM (AcoYr)

4 hmm. finally the perfect gift for the lefties, whom feel we're torturing suspects and targetting civilians. we can call it an inspection tour.

Posted by: dave at June 08, 2005 12:54 PM (fsJ2z)

5 Thanks for the link...

Posted by: Ozguru at June 09, 2005 05:44 AM (BY/Ur)

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