Hey, here's a funny one from an anti-Semite in New Zealand.

"Anyone who uses the term 'blood libel' just has to be Jewish, and most
likely zionist.... which neatly brackets the objectivity of garbage on your
blog.

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Never wrestle with a pig.
You just get dirty, and the pig enjoys it."

Cause you know, J-O-Os can't be 'objective'....I mean, not like good Protestants like, say, Dan Rather.

*I am not Jewish, but take the accusation as a compliment. How about, honorary J-O-O??

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1 Ha ha.... The information contained in this blog would only prove that Rusty Shackelford is not a Jew, nor a Zionist..... The Pig part well... he doesn't oink, and seems to have a resonable command of the English language as well as an intimate understanding of politics, and world affairs. Probably not a pig in the real sense of the word at least. You know 4 legs, cloven hooves, tasty at suppertime, Good Bacon maker. Chris

Posted by: Chris at March 09, 2005 08:12 AM (kYgJw)

2 Sometimes when I take a shower and look down I think "Yup, Jewish." But that's about as close to being Hebrew as I've gotten.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 09, 2005 08:36 AM (JQjhA)

3 That's them Joo knees, Rusty. Give 'em away every time.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at March 09, 2005 09:21 AM (xauGB)

4 Are jawas even kosher? I think not.

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at March 09, 2005 01:13 PM (5cgEa)

5 Kinky Friedman for Governor of Texas Â… How Hard Can It Be? My governor will soon be a Jewish Cowboy! Vote for Kinky! His most famous song is, "They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore." So you are in good company!

Posted by: ZiPpo at March 09, 2005 01:39 PM (P7XXv)

6 I'd vote for kinky just so I could say "I vote kinky"!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 09, 2005 01:53 PM (JQjhA)

7 Do jewish Jawa's have anything to circumsize? I dunno but kosher jawa dogs rule!!! I get em at costco all the time.

Posted by: joey at March 09, 2005 03:54 PM (nyxv/)

8 Jawas, by definition, cannot be Jewish. See "Jawas Explained: A guide to MY PET JAWA"

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 09, 2005 04:16 PM (JQjhA)

9 Hah, reminds me of the episode of south park where the boys try to build a ladder to heaven to see their friend kenny, for the candy shopping spree tickets. They get above the clouds and cartman says "maybe we aren't seeing them because we don't all believe in angels or something...one of us is a J-O-O (spells it out)" oh man I couldn't stop laughing.

Posted by: Henry at March 10, 2005 03:16 AM (xrs5R)

10 Ah Jews, just like Kinky says. They just want to doodle a christian girl and they killed God's only son. Where's my sheet.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 11, 2005 08:48 PM (CBNGy)

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