June 12, 2006

Reader Love Mail Turkish Fatwa Edition

As Rusty noted earlier we here at the Jawa Report have a brand new Fatwa from Turkey. Now Rusty promised to update us on the details but has not gotten to it. So all I know now is a Jihadi website based in Turkey has been making us even more infamous. So far it has resulted in DDOS attacks on mu.nu as well as lots of cool spam attacks. We have survived this so far. So lets all do a collective phttttt.

Today we have some cool reader love mail. WeÂ’ve not been getting so many of these lately since we always post them. But a new Fatwa brings new suckers.

Now this first one left a valid email. They posted from India and are trying to hide on an old thread. Of course as always itÂ’s the joooooos!

joji cherian

kunnumpurathujoji@yahoo.co.uk

who said there is democracy in us. us stands and exist for israel. it has no national interests, israels' interest are us intersts. there is no christianity. no freedom. every thing that us is doing is unchristian.americans are being murdred for israel. the slaves they are, they can not even wisper against it. americans are a terrorised people, condmned to to perish for israel. ppeople like bin laden are sending wake up calls to the american Christians

The next fun love mail comes from Istanbul Turkey and was posted on Vinnie’s Caption contest thread. But this brave mujahadbeen despite his threat to, “make love to us” was too chicken to leave a valid email. Pussy.
F*ck Anti Muslims

i will f*ck you,zarqavi is my favourite man,and usame bin laden,Adam olun

http://www.ciddi.com

za@hotmail.com

Also we have five, count em, five new authors here so welcome aboard one and all.

Update :

Vinnie, Editor In Chief Pro Tempore: What do you mean "we." You're retired.
Yeah I know retired, retarded something.

Update II: More reader Love mail from the UK Below the break. MSM's South Park Hypocrisy

Ake (hmm interesting choice of names, trolling me isnÂ’t he)

AK80R@YAHOO.CO.UK

United Kingdom, England, Sheffield

u stupidmother fukers dnt u get it bush is takin u 2 hell all he wants is ur mums fanny crack and ur dads balls dats the devil talking. nw here the truth there is 1 god believe it or not and i promise u im not hypocritical but there is proof and im not tellin u 2 change but there wil b a judgement day and every1 wil suffer.bk 2 the devil u stupid fukrs its not alwayz abt sex unless ur mum wants 2 fuk me ill make ur mums fanny sweaT LKE THE HOLY PISS DAT U DRINK BYE BYE

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1 At least their taking the time to learn English. Thats more than the illegal aliens are doing.

Posted by: Leatherneck at June 12, 2006 04:22 PM (D2g/j)

2 You know..at first I did'nt like that zac guy what with all the killing and beheading of innocent men woman and children..but now that he's fertilizer...I like him a lot! I hope the coroner did'nt drop any of his ham sandwich in zac before he sewed him back up.

Posted by: morning wood at June 12, 2006 04:33 PM (+aNmG)

3 What do you mean "we." You're retired.

Posted by: Vinnie, Editor In Chief Pro Tempore at June 12, 2006 05:33 PM (/qy9A)

4 Ha! Buddy, ya know I was just yanking yer chain. I mistyped, I should have put quotes around "retired."

Posted by: Vinnie, Editor In Chief Pro Tempore at June 12, 2006 09:35 PM (/qy9A)

5 Now that I'm just (temporarily) a reader, can I still get a fatwa?

Posted by: Rusty at June 13, 2006 04:50 PM (RwmBV)

6 Turkish muslims smell like pig crap.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 13, 2006 08:34 PM (ZVFO9)

7 Of course Fatwa issued against Dr. Rusty Shackleford for "Heading for the Mountians". Of course there is also that little matter of the stuff you mainly you/we/us already did that got the first two actual fatwas so can't undo that. I forecast as 60 percent likelyhood of even more fatwas.

Posted by: Howie at June 14, 2006 07:38 AM (/Xibe)

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