August 03, 2004

Plastic Surgery for Bloggers

So this is what it feels like when the doves cry? Some important linkage for the day. Since my sitemeter is in spike mode, might as well practice Reaganomics and see if the trickle down theory works for my buds who deserve some traffic.

Bloggers who have had plastic surgery:
Professor Chaos (third nipple removed) on the Two Americas.
James Joyner (buttock implants) with some practical advice for Bush.
Senator Pundit (testicle reconstruction) about to pop the question.
Kevin (penis extension) on Michael Moore's chances of an oscar.
Chris Cross (laser hair removal at bikiniline) on NY Times terror reporting.
Ace (liposuction) on Alan Keyes vs. Obama bin Laden.
Cameron's (hair plugs) neighbor is no Joey Ramone.
Robert (false calfs) on classical music or some such crap.
Commissar (botox) on the inevetable consequences of liberalism.
BRD (multiple moles removed) on the Sistani fatwa.
Jeff Quinton (tummy tuck) gives Senior Spielberg the cyber finger.
Scott (collagen injections) has the goods on UN/Darfurgate.
Scott Talkington (otoplasty) has more on the Kerry bounce.
The Air Marshal (eyelid surgery) has a nuanced opinion of the war in Iraq.
David Anderson (skin bleaching) on negro conservatives.
Simon (facelift) says China is going to help him with the results of his enemablogs.
Captain Ed (browlift) has more on the Kerry secret plan to end the war.
Johnny Walker's (chin extension) good news @ Chappelle (except Rick James).


Bloggers who I've seen naked (and don't need plastic surgery!):
Jane is ready to invade Israel
Michelle Malkin defends internmentss.
HAC is going hightech with Blogger.
Allah got himself 72 virgins with his bod, so he won't need Kerry's new book.

Posted by: Rusty at 05:10 PM | Comments (24) | Add Comment
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1 Thanks Rusty, you got me cracking up over here. Let me know if there is anything I can do for your folks while they are here in Costa Rica.

Posted by: David Anderson at August 03, 2004 05:21 PM (VCVxu)

2 Ummm...I was ok with you seeing Jane, Hac, and Malkin naked. But Allah??? I think that qualifies as too much information.......

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster at August 03, 2004 05:25 PM (UHfuz)

3 That third nipple was a fake; I used it to increase my fortune telling business. You know, like the chick in Mallrats, Ben Affleck.

Posted by: Professor Chaos at August 03, 2004 05:28 PM (8He5t)

4 David-thanks for offer. My nephew has lived in Costa Rica for the past 2 years so I'm sure my parents are in good hands.

Posted by: RS at August 03, 2004 05:35 PM (JQjhA)

5 Dr. C-how did you get that fake nipple pierced? Phil-Haven't you seen Dogma? Isn't that what Allah looks like?

Posted by: RS at August 03, 2004 05:37 PM (JQjhA)

6 Rusty, you have just shown us all the true meaning of Compassionate Conservativism. Bless you.

Posted by: Johnny Walker Red at August 03, 2004 05:41 PM (4AwR3)

7 shhhhhh!

Posted by: Jane at August 03, 2004 05:41 PM (AaBEz)

8 Yeah, just wait for both hits you'll get from this post!!!!!

Posted by: RS at August 03, 2004 05:42 PM (JQjhA)

9 Like I said - the true meaning of Compassionate Conservativism. Hah. (Hey, for some of us, 2 hits is a 200% improvement).

Posted by: Johnny Walker Red at August 03, 2004 06:06 PM (4AwR3)

10 Rusty: Thanks for the sunshine. Had a beer and shared a shrimp plate with BRD this weekend. I had this image of a hard-bitten old leatherneck, but the guy's a babe magnet. No wonder he posts anonymously, or he'd have to beat them off with a stick. I, on the other hand... ah well. I must be susceptible to fat sneaking in through my subconscious. Either that, or it's the Guinness I'm tipping as brain food.

Posted by: Scott at August 03, 2004 08:27 PM (turqZ)

11 Scott-You're welcome. After your description of BRD, I'm thinking of adding him to the Bloggers who I've seen naked section!

Posted by: RS at August 03, 2004 08:31 PM (JQjhA)

12 Hair plugs? HAIR PLUGS? Don't tell Sullivan, but I've got hair to spare. I can't get this mop cut fast enough. Nice to get linked, though. Thanks, Rusty! Cameron

Posted by: ccwbass at August 03, 2004 08:38 PM (qg4dU)

13 Your welcome, and I don't think Sullis into your type (if you know what I mean).

Posted by: RS at August 03, 2004 08:59 PM (JQjhA)

14 Whew! That's a relief, 'cause, you know, Ace was making jokes about Sullivan and bears a while ago, and I do have a certain ursine, stealer-of-pikinick-baskets quality to me.

Posted by: ccwbass at August 03, 2004 09:11 PM (qg4dU)

15 I just complain like a hard-bitten old leatherneck.

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19 Only MOSTLY faster.

Posted by: RS at August 04, 2004 04:11 PM (JQjhA)

20 Have been offline for several days due to a massive power outage, that apparently had nothing to do with the weather. Anyway, what's an "RSS Reader?"

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