1 Sounds very personal

2 Reminds me of the time I was cutting up peppers and scratched my eye. Ouchies.

3 When I was about 11 we were eating lots of salsa-slathered Tex-Mex of some kind. Then I had to pee. Aiieeeeee! They always said to wash your hands after, but...

4 You guys have nothing on me: I was chopping jalapenos for a salsa once...forgot to wash my hands before taking a piss (all the coronas I was drinkin') and my stuff caught on fire. I panicked and jumped in the shower, which only spread it around. I remembered that dairy products help, so this leads to me screaming in pain as I'm pouring a gallon of milk on my dick in the tub just as my girlfriend walks back in from the store...yup. Top that.

5 Steven WAY WAY to personal... But it sure has me laughing.

6 Steve; did you offer to share? Maybe that would have doused the fires!

7 This is my first time to participate in this, im an arab sunei Iraqi and now am living in dubai but i used to live in abbadan in iraq, i just want to say to all arabs just leave us alone. our people were killed by thousands and thousands by the fucker saddam and no one of you have ever done or even said anything and now you love us soo much and wants what good for us!!! the picture is clear the arabs have a black cloud covering their eyes they cant c the right from wrong they call his two pussies= his sons shohadaa they say they were killed for good cause. thats the mentality that youre dealing with (if U say the sky is blue they'll say no its red) thats why we did not move even one step for the last hundred year im an arab and ashamed to say this but this is the truth,leave islam out of this mess because its the only good thing that is left in our region. All those who says that they represent Islam they are not they only represent themselves. And i was the happiest man on earth when president Bush was re elected im saying again and again for all arabs and dump extreemest who made all the world hate the name of Islam because of their act stop this, and start building ure country rather than thinking of killing all the time. last thing i wanna say is that those people who R shown in the media covering their faces and calling themselves jehadyeen are either arabs who never knew what really is happening inside iraq for the last 20 years or some ex iraqi militant especially who call themselves fedaayee sadam (army of sadam) who used to have all the power before at the time of his regime and now they've lost everything. We the iraqis know those assholes who i swear to god feal fun when they kill someone and thats not a joke because they were like this from an early age. fainally i say again for all arabs mind Ure own business.

8 I hope these recent Arab writers aren't fake. It would be extremely interresting to get a point of view that isn't influenced by western way of thinking.

9 Never heard of any illness like pink eye here on the other side of the Atlantic ocean. What's it like? Well, eyes go pink I guess, but other symptoms?

10 A finn : Pink eye comes from cows or somtimes just from getting dirt in your eye. Yep its pink. It itches and when you get up you have a lot of goop in your eye. Its an infection of the tear ducts. Eye drops or a salve is required to cure it. Bet Rusty got it when he had to pick up his young un from school. I went to the gas station once and put some gas in a gallon milk jug for the mower. My jug was leaking a bit near the top. Not wanting to drip gas on the nice carpet in the car I let the drips fall on my leg while I held the jug on the way home. Only had about 2 miles 4 or 5 minutes till I got home. First minute OK. Next four very long. Inside of right leg & scrotum exposed to gasoline. I made a trip to the shower very much like steven there except it was my mom asking me what the hell I had done. Had to be 20 years ago and I I'll never forget that lesson learned. Mr Ali. Best of luck to you and your people. You are a credit them. A thinking arab, neat.

11 A Finn Dont you get a programme called South Park over there?

12 Yes, South Park had a good pink eye episode. Think its cancelled in here these days. Did they stop making it?