As per request, here is an open thread.
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Greg, Paul, Tami & COllin are terrorist supporters.
Talk amongst yerselves.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 11:58 AM (yBHNA)
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Tami is that saucy liberal wench who has had problems screwing straight, right?
Filthy: With your knowledge of all that is perverted, depraved, and just downright filthy--what does that mean???
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 12:52 PM (x+5JB)
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AFFECT AND CAUSALITY
Rooster
goes to the bar and orders a Budweiser. He promptly passes out and the bartender and customers take him to the backroom and rape him repeatedly.
Next night he shows up, orders a Budweiser, passes out and is gang raped again.
On the third night Rooster shows up and the bartender starts to grab a Budweiser. "No, no", says Rooster, "I'll have a Miller, Budweiser makes my ass sore".
Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 12:55 PM (/+dAV)
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Also, can I complain about the fact that "The Wild, Wild West" in no longer in syndication here?
And why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
And how come they have Braille on drive-up ATM machines?
And why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 12:57 PM (x+5JB)
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Holy smokes, greg, there are ladies present here.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 12:59 PM (x+5JB)
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Eva...err Tami is resting after a good Cumin Rub.
Posted by: Brad at April 22, 2005 12:59 PM (jQX3P)
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I think Rusty should have restricted this thread to males only and called it "The Filth(y) Thread."
I love it. Let us talk of breasts and of all that is supple and feminine (but not the great thespian Scott Baio, Filthy).
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:03 PM (x+5JB)
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Excellent! ThaT cumin rub will knock that stank right off your bad luck in no time!
Posted by: filthy allah at April 22, 2005 01:03 PM (yBHNA)
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So, what should be done about these libs who support the terrorists?
Posted by: obsnooks at April 22, 2005 01:07 PM (yBHNA)
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I've been fortunate. In my life I've only encountered a stank bitch once in my life. As soon as I broke the seal on her this wretched smell from hell socked me in the nose. My eyes started watering it was so bad. I fucked her anyways and then went into her bathroom and washed my dick off in the sink. I could still smell her as I drove home. I haven't eaten pussy since and that was 5 years ago.
Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 01:09 PM (/+dAV)
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Greg, you horny Texan. This is not a confessional. And even if it were I would have second thoughts about absolving you.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:13 PM (x+5JB)
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Fillthy eats pussy all the time but only with 10 year olds that still taste like piss.
Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 01:14 PM (/+dAV)
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Burning qustion: Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:15 PM (x+5JB)
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Ah, but Greg, Filthy is the first to admit that he prefers the young ones. Especially if they resemble the great thespian Scott Baio. He tells them that he is going to "Chachi" all over them.
Filthy, Where is that lesbo slut you were talking with?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:19 PM (x+5JB)
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Jeez, nice story Greg.
Man, I'm glad I"m married, I would hate to be out there trying to score these days.
Hey Greg, Question:
Re Iraq,
Everyone knows your opinion about the war. But what should we do now? You don't just want us to leave these people to themselves do you? Even if you disagree with the war, don't we have to stick this out to the finish?
Posted by: Brad at April 22, 2005 01:22 PM (jQX3P)
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Damn it Brad, aren't there enough serious threads here?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:25 PM (x+5JB)
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That is disgusting Greg but, I expect no less from a debauched A-Moral liberal such as yourself.
My only vices are, Coors light, marboros, My authentic autographed Poster of Scott Baio and my refusal to hire liberals or muslims.
I will leave the child molesting to you.
Posted by: filthy allah at April 22, 2005 01:27 PM (yBHNA)
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You should quit the marlboros filthy. Share my suffering.
Posted by: Defense Guy at April 22, 2005 01:30 PM (jPCiN)
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"Everyone knows your opinion about the war. But what should we do now? You don't just want us to leave these people to themselves do you? Even if you disagree with the war, don't we have to stick this out to the finish?"-Brad
Brad,
We need a definition for what "finish"ed is. Riight now we have an open ended war and the Iraqi government is a "welfare government". That must not continue indefinitely. We should announce a deadline. A year at the most. This will get the Iraqi "government" very motivated. And for God's sakes, let's not start anymore wars.
Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 01:31 PM (/+dAV)
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Excellent work Filthy!
Greg is a proven Anti American Terrorist supporter but then, most libs are right?
Greg, your post was vile, disgusting and sick.
Posted by: Obsnooks at April 22, 2005 01:32 PM (yBHNA)
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Marlboros? No hookah in your tent, Your Filthiness?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:33 PM (x+5JB)
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Why are liberals such cowards? Greg wouldn't fight to save even his kids life. Nothing is precious to a liberal except having the population under their iron thumbs through dictatorship. No wonder libs worship Stalin and Castro.
Lib trash like Hillary whine over and over that we need an "Exit Strategy".....Libs just cut and run like their beloved French.
I would say how about a victory strategy but, we already have one.
Raise your white flag somewhere else you pussies
Posted by: Earl Dittman at April 22, 2005 01:35 PM (yBHNA)
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"Greg, your post was vile, disgusting and sick."
Greg: You have potential in the pornographic literature field.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:36 PM (x+5JB)
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my freakin 8th wife won't let me smoke in the tent and the Hookah is flippin heavy so, I keep a pack of butts in my jock. Makes the smokes taste like cumin. Whats up with that?
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 01:38 PM (yBHNA)
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CNN says the guy who bombed the shi'ite mosque used a BMW. Pretty snazzy. How much do martyrs make a year? Ooops, looks like I'm off topic on an open thread.
Posted by: REMF at April 22, 2005 01:41 PM (aLiCo)
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Eva...errr...Tami and Filthy doin the nasty?
Posted by: Brad at April 22, 2005 01:42 PM (jQX3P)
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Earl, I am a Libertarian Catholic, hardly a liberal. I don't believe I've ever been called a pussy by a homosexual before. That stink pussy was a one time thing for me, but you stick your dick in shit on purpose over and over again. I try to be tolerant but the devil's in the details. Now tell me all about family values.
Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 01:42 PM (/+dAV)
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Sister Mary Catherine lived in an Irish nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store.
One day, in walked Sister Mary Catherine and said, "Oh, Jack, give me a pint o' the Irish Whiskey."
"Sister Mary Catherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I have never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!"
"Oh Jack", she responded, "it's only for the Mother Superior." Her voice dropped, "It helps her constipation, you know."
So Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed the nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary Catherine! And, she was plastered! She was singing and dancing, whirling
around and flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk. A crowd was gathering.
Jack pushed through and exclaimed, "Sister Mary Catherine! For shame!!
And you told me this was for the Mother Superior's constipation!"
Sister Mary Catherine didn't miss a beat. She replied, "And so it is. When she sees me, she's gonna shit."
Posted by: Ob Snooks at April 22, 2005 01:43 PM (yBHNA)
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Greg, you digust me. Not only are you a traitor, you are in the gutter. Typical liberal.
Posted by: Earl Dittman at April 22, 2005 01:44 PM (yBHNA)
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That's more like it, Brad.
I don't know where that saucy lesbo slut went. Better ask Filthy's 8th hag-of-a-wife if there are any squeals coming from that reeking domicile Filthy calls his tent.
Filthy? Is Tami in there with you, you horny and depraved, hirsute little man?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:47 PM (x+5JB)
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Last I heard, Tami did not listen to Filthy and crammed powdered cumin in her pee hole and is in her tent in a very disturbed state. Best to leave her alone.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 01:49 PM (yBHNA)
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ObSnooks: That's a few years in purgatory for you, young man.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:49 PM (x+5JB)
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"Tami did not listen to Filthy and crammed powdered cumin in her pee hole"
Didn't listen. Tsk. Tsk. Just like a woman, eh?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:51 PM (x+5JB)
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Looks like Pelosi did the same thing on a PR trip and refuses to answer questions relating to it but yet the bitch demands delay hang for the same thing. What's up with that?
Posted by: Obsnooks at April 22, 2005 01:51 PM (yBHNA)
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Earl,
As I said, I'm a Libertarian Catholic, not a liberal you hard-headed moron! But I'm glad I disgust you. I just wish you were here so I could poke you with my index finger until you have a hissy fit and start crying.
Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 01:52 PM (/+dAV)
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On travel disclosure forms filed with the House clerk, Mrs. Pelosi and others on the trip listed a group called Todo Puerto Rico con Vieques as its sponsor.
After the discrepancy was made public, Mrs. Jones amended her travel disclosure form to match those of Mrs. Pelosi and other travelers. A spokeswoman in Mrs. Jones' office blamed the conflicting information on "human error" but declined to provide proof that the trip was paid for by Todo Puerto Rico con Vieques, rather than D.C. lobbyist Smith, Dawson & Andrews.
Mrs. Pelosi also refused to provide any such documentation, and testily dismissed questions yesterday about the matter.
"There's no discrepancy in the records on my trip," the California Democrat said. "So that's all I can answer for."
Liberal f-ing bitch. Just like that foul Kunt Hillary
Posted by: Filthy allah at April 22, 2005 01:54 PM (yBHNA)
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Today Texas A&M University discovered the very first symptom of AIDS. The very first symptom!
Turns out it's a dull pounding sensation in Earl Dittman's ass.
Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 01:57 PM (/+dAV)
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Greg, call yourself what ever you want. You are nothing but a traitor bag of shit.
Dress yourself up nice,but you are still a bag a shit with a nice suit.
Posted by: Earl Dittman at April 22, 2005 01:58 PM (yBHNA)
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"I just wish you were here so I could poke you"
This is a lesson for everyone to never take a person's words out of context.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 01:59 PM (x+5JB)
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Greg, you are one angry hate filled traitor.
Get some help. Talk to someone. Try some meds. MAybe Yoga. Take the hate somewhere else.
Posted by: filthyallah at April 22, 2005 01:59 PM (yBHNA)
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Earl: Why do you assume Greg has a nice suit?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 02:00 PM (x+5JB)
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Earl. Run. Greg wants to poke you.
Gross. GOSH!
Posted by: obsnooks at April 22, 2005 02:01 PM (yBHNA)
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Thanks Filthy,
I'll really really try I promise.
YBP,
I''ve got a nice suit for everyday of the week and then some.
Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 02:04 PM (/+dAV)
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Ahhhh 3pm Time for Hannity.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 02:06 PM (yBHNA)
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Greg--Just playing it light on this light thread. Take no offense, old bean.
And I always knew all you Texans were wealthy.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 02:15 PM (x+5JB)
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Hitler is back,bitching about that face lifted trator geting some Red Man stains on her new dress.
Posted by: Brad at April 22, 2005 02:21 PM (jQX3P)
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"Greg--Just playing it light on this light thread. Take no offense, old bean" YBP
non taken
Hitler's back? I thought we got rid of that son of a bitch once in for all back in '45.
Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 02:27 PM (/+dAV)
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Sounds like Hillary will be going to Jail after all.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 02:28 PM (yBHNA)
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Please elaborate, Your Filthiness.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 02:30 PM (x+5JB)
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Who'd she kill now Filthy? She didn't shoot Vince again did she?
Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 02:32 PM (/+dAV)
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Lying to the feds. Looks like the dude who was raising her $$$$ and about to go to trial is not going to pull a Web Hubbell and is going to spill da beano on Hillary.
She probably won't go to jail but, she will not be President either.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 02:35 PM (yBHNA)
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Buuuuuurrrrrp! Scussse me hic.
Erraaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at April 22, 2005 02:36 PM (yBHNA)
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"John, you are one sick bastard", Walter Matthaeu to Jack Lemmon, in The Grumpy Old Men.
Youse guys is disgusting. Anything goes really WENT!
Posted by: Laura at April 22, 2005 02:44 PM (L3PPO)
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The woman who claims to have found a finger in her chili at Wendy's has now been arrested for grand larceny.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7594873/
Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 02:44 PM (/+dAV)
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"won't go to jail but, she will not be President either"
Would Democrats have even voted for her?
Whatever jail she would have ended up in would have been a joke anyway, like Martha Stewart's.
No Clinton Third Reich? Paul will be disappointed.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 02:46 PM (x+5JB)
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I think she has a history of litigation. Poor Wendy's. Now they have to salvage their reputation thanks to this lying wench. She should be force-fed five gallons of Wendy's chili as punishment.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 02:49 PM (x+5JB)
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I have eaten the Chilli from wendys and I think a finger would have added to the taste.
Gave me the 3 day shits it did. My tent stank sumthin terrible.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 22, 2005 02:52 PM (yBHNA)
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I wonder what became or Roger Clinton?
Probably the shoe moistener at the Little Rock Bowl & Spew.
Posted by: Ob snooks at April 22, 2005 02:54 PM (yBHNA)
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We should just be thankful it was a finger and not some other appendage.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 02:59 PM (x+5JB)
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"I wonder what became or Roger Clinton?"
A scarier question...
Where is BILLY CARTER?
And does he have all his fingers?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 03:01 PM (x+5JB)
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...and other appendages?
And did he ever?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 03:02 PM (x+5JB)
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Billy Carter is taking a dirt nap.
Posted by: filthyallah at April 22, 2005 03:02 PM (yBHNA)
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Yikes. I didn't know. R.I.P. He wasn't that old, too.
Boy, I sure could go for a nice frosty Billy Beer right now. Truly the nectar of the gods.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 03:05 PM (x+5JB)
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Moooosaaui just pled guilty. Now we get to Fry him
or do we zap em? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAaaaaaap! Just like the Rosenbergs!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
Posted by: filthy allah at April 22, 2005 03:14 PM (yBHNA)
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I once masterbated on Jessica Tandy's gravestone. It was the most moving experience of my life, outside of seeing Bea Arthur wrestle a dinosaur.
Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 22, 2005 03:27 PM (Wsn+K)
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Wine man,
Any stiffs missing a finger over at your shop ?
Posted by: Brad at April 22, 2005 03:32 PM (jQX3P)
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Whine
Jessica Tandy is waiting in hell for you. Enjoy!
Posted by: greg at April 22, 2005 03:35 PM (/+dAV)
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She likely is in hell waiting... and I bet she knows how to convert seconds into years, so she is up on you, greg.
Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 22, 2005 03:51 PM (Wsn+K)
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YBP,
Have you seen Sin City. It really shows how great our legal system is. It spends a ton of money patching some one up just so they
can fry him in the chair. Also, why do we fell we have to cure the the crazies and mentally retarded before we can stick them with the
forever nite nite juice?
Posted by: Butch at April 22, 2005 03:55 PM (Gqhi9)
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Butch : Where have you been, old bean? Haven't seen the film.
Yeah, our legal system is something else, eh? We CAN learn something from certain countries with swifter justice--providing the guy or gal is caught red-handed. When in doubt--no execution. And executing the retarded just shouldn't happen.
So, no more Democrats.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 04:00 PM (d99JR)
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Why do we need open threads when greg and Collin do a great job of changing the subject on any thread.
Posted by: Carlos at April 22, 2005 04:06 PM (8e/V4)
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That's a good point, Carlos. ALL the threads are open. On the Jane Fonda one, they're talking about how many Klansmen are in each party.
All they have to do is ask Greyrooster. He'll tell them.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 04:10 PM (d99JR)
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Wow! 73 comments. I seriously want to party with you guys. (Did that sound gay?)
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 22, 2005 04:21 PM (JQjhA)
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Hey, no way, Rusty, just go with with your feelings here.
Filthy will enjoy it...
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 04:29 PM (d99JR)
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Thumbs up to the Gregster (his idea).
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 04:31 PM (d99JR)
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Speaking of H.J.,
She was at a book store at a mall close to my house last
Saturday. If I had know I might of gone up and either asked her
to sign her book as "To all the Vietnam vets I caused to be killed."
or "Hanoi Jane, U.S Armed Forces killer, and proud of it." Do you know what if any relation she is to Bridget Fonda. Bridget is hot,
and I guess it is not Bridget's fault if she is releated.
Posted by: Butch at April 22, 2005 04:31 PM (Gqhi9)
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Most of it is smutty filth of the worst kind, but it's really just some frustrated Republicans and Libertarians (we'll talk, Greg) trying to unwind.
Did I leave out any Democrats?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 04:33 PM (d99JR)
Posted by: Mr. K at April 22, 2005 04:48 PM (YBs9F)
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Mr. K: At least you're on the right thread.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 22, 2005 04:53 PM (d99JR)
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By the way, that Glenn Reynolds, he is really something...not just some perfesser...he is a lawyer too...what a guy...he's got Instapundit...Glennreynolds.com...techcentral articles...man, he is the shit...but no comments...what a motherfucker!
Posted by: Mr. K at April 22, 2005 04:56 PM (YBs9F)
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Young Turban Professional is One Angryblackman!
Posted by: Mr. K at April 22, 2005 04:57 PM (YBs9F)
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Terrorists must be punished.
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 23, 2005 04:55 AM (fufbw)
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Hanoi Jane was a book signing at a mall near my house as well. The vet who spat tobacco juice in her face in Kansas MO, should be given a medal! Too bad he ran from the scene after he completed the act, he should've stood there, defiantly.
Big of her, she refused to press charges. I heard the book isn't selling well.
Posted by: Laura at April 23, 2005 09:42 AM (L3PPO)
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"Fuck everybody!"...Mr. K
Gee, do you think we'll have time??!!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
Posted by: Laura at April 23, 2005 09:43 AM (L3PPO)
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"...but it's really just some frustrated Republicans and Libertarians"
Bah! Libertatians are just anarchists who are afraid to commit.
Posted by: Defense Guy at April 23, 2005 11:01 AM (lVjfM)
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Laura,
Perhaps you have issues?
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 24, 2005 01:45 AM (fufbw)
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Collin,
Who, me? Just bustin' some balls, ok?
hardy har har
Posted by: Laura at April 24, 2005 07:33 PM (L3PPO)
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