1 Thank God! My fantasies are true!

2 btw, I thought maybe you would be posing as an "orphaned Ethiopian baby girl".

3 What's wrong with 23 old single mothers? I love them.

4 Hey Baby, > > > Cowardly huh.?? Well I've been getting just a small taste of what Rusty gets. I can only imagine how he must feel. Like a big fat target I would imagine. Not sure if I'm brave or just stupid or a bit of both. For sure the man/??? has iron balls anonymous or not. Wait wait pant pant pant pant, ahh. Panic attack over. Ok back to it.

5 I knew it. You ARE the "Witty Sex Kitten!"

6 I'm actually a prisoner at GTMO. Mihouldin Hirbehgboodi is my actual name. I was an officer in Saddam's Navy. Remember that Osa I always in drydock at Um Qasr? Yep. That was mine.

7 Although I have small boobies and I can drive an 18 wheeler, I'm really a girl too.

8 Ah so Ethiopian orphans are the latest fashion accessory trend this year? I remember a few years ago it was crack babies, but apparently they tend to be dangerous and hard to house-break. There's nothing like being so rich and famous that you can go on a Hollywood Celebrity Misery Tourism Shopping Spree and buy a designer ethnic child of the poverty stricken indigenous people of wherever to show the world how sensitive you are to their plight, and still make it back to the hotel for cocktails before the vultures make their daily rounds. Don't these morons get it? Don't they know that we see through their act? Don't they realize that we know them for the vain, self-centered, egotistical, false, shallow, plastic, out-of-touch, pretentious, (feel free to cast your own perfectly true and applicable aspersions here), effite, elitist fops that they are? They wanna help? Fine, let them beat down the doors of the UN to demand progress toward liberty and democracy across Africa. Let them spend their own money to hire people to teach Africans about such concepts as republicanism and constitutional democracy. Let them speak of Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of Happiness. Let them shout "Liberty and Justice for All!" from the rooftops. But that isn't what they want. They just want some face time with the camera so that they can pretend they are relevant. They are actors, which means that they are always acting. They are worse than irrelevant, they are part of the problem.