It's been far too long since I had a good hearty blog breakfast. Since I cancelled classes today, I finally have time to do the important work of the untenured college professor: link drop!! But seriously folks, there's a whole lot of shakin goin on out there.

I also endorse Shit Sandwich. Ooh, and more SP related election news bitches.

Larry Sabato is to political science what, er, Rusty Shackleford is to political science (But at least Rusty Shackleford knows he's a hack and limits his pontifications to the four or five thousand people who come here daily while Larry Sabato's assinine opinions are heard by four or five million people. Oh, and he's a hack.) Aaron reminds his gentile friends to call their evangelical goya relatives and tell them to get off their non-kosher asses and vote. This election could be decided by whether or not Christians get out the vote.

Walter Cronkite--moonbat. Speaking of moonbats, Kevin links OBL to the dreaded terror-meister Hello Kitty.

Q. Which Ayn Rand character is John Kerry?

Hey Maximum Leader, remember to protect the cornhole man.

Whoa, you haven't really seen the world til you've visited, I dunno, 500 blogs?

Oh boy!!! The Left Wing Film Festival brought to you by well-known right-winger Teddy Turner.

I'll have a cheesesteak with a double portion of electoral fraud, please. Oh, and cheesteaks are good at post-election parties.

Again, if you're this stupid, please don't vote.

Do they even serve sweet 'n sour chicken halal?

Vote early and, er, well just vote early. I hear they give you dougnuts!

The Aliens-2004 election connection--who woulda thunk?

Khaaaaan!!! Does it really have to come to poetry? I mean, come on.

Poseur alert.

Photoblogging the office move. Sweet. But do they have free doughnuts in the break room.

Is it wrong to think that she's hot? Dean has a clearer pic. Er, I'm undecided, I swear!

Yeah, but you have to admit-- Leif Garrett does have dreamy eyes still.

The Carnival of excuses when Bush wins.

Yeah, what up with the TLB Ecosystem lately?

Have I mentioned lately that I hate Tom Daschle? No. I hate Tom Daschle.

Shocker.

Isn't the real question: If all of them move to the Great White North will home prices fall low enough that I can move back to my beloved birthplace? Oops, I spoke too soon. I'll move back if Boxer dies or moves to Canada. Ditto for this guy too.

Good move. No really, congrats.

About your mother...you do realize she has no face?

Llama live-bloggin the key Hasselholf endorsement.

Maybe I'm the only guy on the right who thinks this, but I freaking hate this stupid ad. Talk about pandering to the Oprah crowd!

Come on, Hawaii? That's just crazy talk.

Why we all voted Bush.

Posted by: Rusty at 09:01 AM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 Rusty, as always, Thank you! Not to seem ungrateful, but "office move?" Dude, what about my unrivaled skills as a photojournalist? What about my insights into the very soul of the city? -Biting the hand that feeds me, Gordon

Posted by: Gordon at November 02, 2004 11:18 AM (7b4+6)

2 Rusty, I'm flattered by the attention, but the pinup cartoon used on my site is bound to be sexy--she's a pinup. There are two actual photos of me online, but I'll leave it to you to figure out how to find them. And what about my hot little BRAIN?

Posted by: Attila Girl at November 02, 2004 11:49 AM (SuJa4)

3 Gordo, sorry dude. "Gordo is a genius". Atitila Girl, it's your brains I'm after...I swear baby.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at November 02, 2004 12:09 PM (JQjhA)

4 Glad someone else agrees about Sabato being a hack. He is a total media "ho". I lived in Charlottesville, VA for 15 years (left 2 years ago) and Sabato was on the local news constantly - didn't seem to matter if it was an election year or not. It got so bad in the 2000 election that I would switch channels the second that I heard his name.

Posted by: Kim at November 02, 2004 02:21 PM (SUuFZ)

5 Thanks, Rusty! BTW, how did you get the link you put here? I noticed it had that awful PHPSESSION crap at the end of it, which it isn't supposed to have. Needless to say, I'm still debugging...

Posted by: SparseMatrix at November 02, 2004 02:45 PM (935pb)

6 http://www.threadwatch.org/node/2317/trackback

Posted by: Nck W at April 20, 2005 10:52 AM (ty4sU)

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