July 22, 2005
Looking For Beaver
From the Dayton Daily News:
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City officials want the 250-pound, 6 1/2-foot, American flag-toting beaver back. They are offering a $500 reward for information leading to its recovery.City Manager Timothy Hansley said of the stolen beaver, "We will prosecute to the full extent of the law."
Hansley said tracking devices will be put in at least some of the remaining beavers, which includes Vincent Van Beaver, To Be or Not to Be Beaver, Golfing Beaver, Beaver Beaver, Disco Beaver and Pop Goes the Beaver.The beaver, named Builder Beaver, was one of a display of beavers erected in celebration of the 25th anniversary of Beavercreek, Ohio.
My only thoughts are that $500 is a pricey beaver and probably worthy of a tracking device.
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Holy Shit! $500.00 beaver! In Frankfurt, fine beaver is only $50.
Posted by: greg at July 22, 2005 10:55 AM (3D/yw)
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Ah! Thirty years ago I was the best beaver hunter. Get married and you lose your skills. Takes practice to be a world class beaver hunter.
Posted by: greyrooster at July 22, 2005 07:38 PM (CBNGy)
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Klanrooster, you married a wild hairy boar who has you trouserless over a barrel of oil. Grunt Grunt!
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 22, 2005 09:27 PM (ScqM8)
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A 100% patriotic beaver good fellow and some no good lowlife reptile steals him i hope he gnaws down a tree with a eco-freak in it CRASH
Posted by: sandpiper at July 22, 2005 10:26 PM (7/75z)
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