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Just heard that the latest news from Iraq is that some Iraqis claim that US soldiers forced them into cages with lions. Yep! That's what we do. General order number 14. A Marine must haul a pen of lions with him to torture prisoners. Worst part of this fairy tale is that idiots like Greg the traitor and Downing Street Moron will swear it true.
Posted by: greyrooster at November 15, 2005 01:33 PM (ZaAd/)
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Lions in Iraq. A lady down the road had one a big male about 800 lbs. They had seval big cats. It's paws were as big as a plate. It played with her husband one day till he was dead. No it liked him he was just so fragile. My advice don't screw with lions.
Posted by: Howie at November 15, 2005 01:46 PM (D3+20)
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Did anyone notice how ugly that bitch was that failed to blow herself up in Jordan? No wonder the husband was keen to get his 72 raisins. I think the principal behind jihadi dating is to hook up with an ugly arab bitch so that you are inspired to die.
Posted by: Jester at November 15, 2005 02:15 PM (JDzHB)
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Good one, Jester. And I think that's what wrong with Greg, too. Haha!
Posted by: jesusland joe at November 15, 2005 02:20 PM (rUyw4)
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And you know that thing with the goats that Allah advised his horny guys to try, well, I see why Allah offered that advice after looking at that old gal at Vonski. She would make a locomotive take a dirt road!
Posted by: jesusland joe at November 15, 2005 03:41 PM (rUyw4)
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I am lion. Hear me roar!
Posted by: Ariya at November 15, 2005 03:52 PM (noCGr)
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JJ, no doubt about it. I think these dames wear a burkha so they can trap a man...without one they would have no chance.
Posted by: Jester at November 15, 2005 04:35 PM (JDzHB)
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Where in God's name would Marines find lions? I can't find them in the CAV or any service/supply catalog!
They probably could get their hands on some Vietnamese potbellied pigs (plenty of those around)or even a German boar.
Wow! Imagine a jihadist in a cage with 400 pounds of nasty angry wild German pork with an attitude!
Posted by: hondo at November 15, 2005 04:36 PM (Jvmry)
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Wow! Imagine a jihadist in a cage with 400 pounds of nasty angry wild German pork with an attitude!
Or in a cage with that gal from Vonski...I don't know which would be the better form of torture.
Posted by: Jester at November 15, 2005 04:44 PM (JDzHB)
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I bet they order them on the flight over from skymall.
Posted by: Maureen at November 15, 2005 05:00 PM (ny5O/)
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Now ya'll know that PETA and the SPCA would never allow those poor lions to be abused in such a manner. Please! The WWF would literally have a cow! Or perhaps a pig in this case.
Posted by: jesusland joe at November 15, 2005 05:14 PM (rUyw4)
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At last something the greyrooster and the muslims agree with. Cover those hoes up or beat their butts.
Posted by: greyrooster at November 15, 2005 06:28 PM (ZaAd/)
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Actually, arranging meetings between lions and jihadis sounds like a good plan to me. Imagine the fight that would erupt between PETA and all the other lib groups about which party has suffered more - the innocent, exploited lions or the "resistance fighters". Heck we might even be treated to a brawl between Pam Anderson and Ted Kennedy which should be somewhat entertaining on a slow night.
Posted by: Graeme at November 15, 2005 07:28 PM (r2qQp)
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"The Pentagon has confirmed that US troops used white phosphorus during last year's offensive in the northern Iraqi city of Falluja."
http://news.bbc. co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4440664.stm
(TAKE OUT SPACES-"questionable content")
Posted by: menenzes' ghost at November 15, 2005 08:32 PM (eYI8D)
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Yes, yes, Greg, the Pentagon has never denied the use of white phosphorus. Good God, man, this story has been around for a week and all the ludicrous claims that WP is a chemical weapon have been debunked.
Posted by: jesusland joe at November 15, 2005 08:48 PM (rUyw4)
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Who cares if they used white phosphorus or chemical weapons for that matter. Since when has fighting muslims had to be subject to rules...the muslims tore up the rules long ago and I'm sure they wouldn't mind a bit of "eye for an eye"...afterall it's in the koran.
Posted by: Jester at November 15, 2005 09:09 PM (JDzHB)
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Hey dumbass, WP has been a standard in all nations' arsenals since WW2. It's used for target marking and incindiary purposes, and sometimes just to blow the hell out of people. It's totally standard you subwit fucktard.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 15, 2005 09:13 PM (0yYS2)
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It wasn't public knowledge, in fact the military had DENIED using WP (see below).
THECK OUT THESE COOL PICS
http://www.urukn et.info/?p=m10211&l=i&size=1&hd=0
(TAKE OUT SPACE AFTER urukn)
Don't it just make you want to wack off?
"The US earlier denied it had been used in Falluja at all.
Col Venable denied that the substance - which can cause burning of the flesh - constituted a banned chemical weapon.
White phosphorus is an incendiary weapon, not a chemical weapon
Col Barry Venable
Pentagon spokesman
US military interview
Washington is not a signatory of an international treaty restricting the use of white phosphorus devices.
Col Venable said a statement by the US state department that white phosphorus had not been used was based on "poor information".
The BBC's defence correspondent Paul Wood says having to retract its denial has been a public relations disaster for the US military."
Posted by: menenzes' ghost at November 15, 2005 09:57 PM (eYI8D)
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The BBC is full of shit and everyone with a brain knows it. Damn, this story has been vetted numerous times. Go find some new propaganda, Greg, we ain't buying this load of manure.
Posted by: jesusland joe at November 15, 2005 10:21 PM (rUyw4)
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Joe,
The story hasn't been vetted. The State Dept. has made a RETRACTION on the part of the military that formerly was claiming that no WP was ever used in Fallujah.
Can we at least agree on one thing? GO HORNS, GO COWBOYS!
Posted by: menenzes' ghost at November 15, 2005 10:30 PM (eYI8D)
Posted by: jesusland joe at November 15, 2005 11:24 PM (rUyw4)
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goggle col venable - waded thru 1st 10 pages and gave up - couldn't find ghost's Venable material.
goggle Paul Wood BBC - waded thru first 5 pages - found numerous pages (from the Left no less) attacking him for failure to support and document their claims.
uruknet ????? - an outspoken pro-Saddam, pro-insurgent, pro-anything anti-American site of the ultra-left based in Italy. Young wannabe new-communists eager for the babble of revolutionary BS from the comforts of the Cafes. Oh, and very objective of course. They have off-shoots that sing the praises of lil' Kim and NK (that glorious paradise) and Slobadon and the boys from Serbia to name a few.
Ghost and his kind are a joke - don't let them get to you or raise your blood pressure. for them a papercut in the service of their cause counts as their Red Badge Of Courage. They fantasize about storming the barricades and waving the red flag in victory ala les Miserables - as long as it is without risk or conflicts with their busy schedule like (Tues: release the lab rats - "Flee my lil' mammalian bothers! Flee! You are liberated! Ooooochhh! Who bit me!")
De lions! De lions Ghost! Tell us about de lions!
Posted by: hondo at November 16, 2005 02:23 AM (Jvmry)
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I looked at those pics when they first came out. Lot of missing limbs there. Didn't know WP could blow limbs off. And most of those corpses look more like they've been out drying in the sun for a while than WP victims. Then we see the corpses lined up next to a building and funny .... doesn't look like any of them were burned. I'm skeptical - very skeptical and I remain unconvinced.
Feeling sorry for them greg? They're terrorists. Get that? It's them or our guys. I suppose greg would rather it was our guys.
Greg thinks he can look at a picture and tell you what someone died of. Tell me, greg, where did you get your medical examiner's degree? uru knet (of ALL sites) tells him something and he swallows it, hook, line and sinker. He demands that we ask questions, be skeptical, yet never saw a conspiracy he didn't completely fall for.
Yawn.
Posted by: Oyster at November 16, 2005 06:06 AM (YudAC)
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BTW. On the subject at hand - eJihadi was funny as hell.
Posted by: Oyster at November 16, 2005 06:13 AM (YudAC)
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I thought I'd be at a point where liberalist hypocrisy doesn't suprise me, but everytime I come across it, it makes my head spin. WP may cause burns. Really? That's a hell of a lot worse than conventional RDX which makes people mell like roses. And just to put it in perspective, is using WP really worse **than jihadis killing a kid and putting a bomb in the corpse just to target the parents** (feel free to insert any liberal approved jihadi attrocity here)?
Oh and for the record, about the use of WP: It's got my approval.
Posted by: Graeme at November 16, 2005 06:45 AM (f5hNz)
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Cool pics! Looks like it wasn't a good day for jihad.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 16, 2005 11:08 AM (0yYS2)
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Oyster:"I looked at those pics when they first came out. Lot of missing limbs there."
You lie, Oyster. Not one of the pics shows missing limbs.
http://www.urukn et.info/?p=m10211&l=i&size=1&hd=0
(TAKE OUT SPACE AFTER urukn)
Posted by: menenzes' ghost at November 16, 2005 01:33 PM (eYI8D)
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Okay, I lied. One has a missing limb. Sue me.
Posted by: Oyster at November 16, 2005 01:59 PM (fl6E1)
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No missing limbs, but lots of crispy critters.
I like my jihadi served up well-done, with a side of
oh snap!
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 16, 2005 02:20 PM (0yYS2)
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So ghost isn't just a troll, but a stupid troll?
What's it like going through life as a mental cripple, ghost? Since you still believe in magic, you'd better get out of here, or we'll put a hex on you.
Posted by: Robert Crawford at November 16, 2005 03:27 PM (n5eDP)
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IM: number (I think ... the page won't load now) 404 04 f04 has a missing limb. Bone sticking out where an arm should be.
Posted by: Oyster at November 16, 2005 03:49 PM (fl6E1)
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Ah, good call Oyster. I didn't look too closely the first time; I was too busy thinking
HA! No jihad for you!
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 16, 2005 07:27 PM (0yYS2)
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Yes, Robert, greg, AKA ghost, is a certifiable idiot. He posts on a Yahoo group where they discuss the benefits of tinfoil hats against Jooooish mind control rays, and how it's a Jooooish conspiracy that none of them have ever lain with a woman, and all live in their mothers' basements, and deliver pizza for a living.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 16, 2005 07:30 PM (0yYS2)
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IM: Ha, Ha, Ha. You win this one. Hands down.
Posted by: greyrooster at November 16, 2005 09:13 PM (ZaAd/)
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What gets me is that every now and then greg will sound rather sane and patriotic, but then the spell passes and he's cheering for Osama again.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 17, 2005 11:23 AM (0yYS2)
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Osama and little 8 year old boys. You forgot the little boys so favored by Greg the traitor.
Posted by: greyrooster at November 20, 2005 06:45 AM (ZaAd/)
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