February 14, 2005

Libertarian Girl's True Identity Found

****Exclusive**** ***Must Cite Jawa Report****

I have found an actual pic of Libertarian girl!!!

I've been saying for over a year now that the best way to get readers is to blog as if you're a woman. But not just any woman, a hot woman. My now defunct Hot Iraqi Chick blog was proof that geeky men on computers are suckers for a blogger with boobs.

'Amanda Doerty', of Hot Abercrombie Chick fame, originated the scam. Recently I accused Witty Sex Kitten of running the same scam, but a buddy of mine assured me that she was real and says 'and I should know', wink-wink.

It turns out that an on again off again commenter here at the Jawa, Libertarian Girl, is also pulling the old "Hot Lesbo Star Wars Chick Pundit" scam. Remember, boobs = clicks. Catallarchy (via Wizbang) did some digging. The image on the left is of "Libertarian Girl" and the one of the right is from a Russian Mail Order Bride service. The thing is, I actually tried to get a buddy of mine to hook up with 'her'!!

libertariangirl.jpg russianbride.jpg

Using the infinite resources of the VRWC, I have uncovered the true identity of both Libertarian Girl and the Mail Order Bride!!! comicbookguy.jpgSiberia-Russian-babushka.jpg

Others who need therapy because we had certain unmentionable 'thoughts' about Libertarian Girl:

Tim the Movementarianneeds Luvox.
Stephen Van Dyke has many more pics and obviously needs shock treatment.
The Collosus needs Prozac.
SJKSenior needs lithium.
Myopic Zeal needs Zoloft.
Chris Lawrence needs Wellbutrin.
Hengineer needs Paxil.
Dadahead needs Lexapro.
Eric needs Celexa.
John needs Serzone.


Real Hot Lesbo Star Wars Abercrombie Witty Sex Kitten Libertarian Girls???
Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey

Posted by: Rusty at 11:36 AM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Just what in the heck is paxil? Nice pics! hah!

Posted by: Henry at February 14, 2005 12:02 PM (KFLxK)

2 Wow, to be linked by Dale...er I mean Rusty Shackleford. What an honor. Now that I've had my meds, time for a VERY cold shower..

Posted by: Steven J. Kelso Sr. at February 14, 2005 12:09 PM (U4SDZ)

3 Yes, indeed, I do need celexa. My spirit has been broken and I am now living in a state of depression. Your revelation of the "true identity" of the mail order bride has me on suicide watch now!

Posted by: Eric at February 14, 2005 01:29 PM (mD0N6)

4 Thanks for the Patterico sized correction. I'll take it-even if it implies I slept with someone to get the correction. Which is obviously wrong... I mean if you take Libertarian girl/guy's real pic as representative of most blogger males looks...which is probably accurate...I don't think I'm that desperate.

Posted by: Wittysexkitten at February 14, 2005 02:41 PM (vHCZy)

5 I swear by Almighty God that the feet on my blog sidebar really are my actual feet.

Posted by: Gullyborg at February 14, 2005 03:18 PM (Vxg4n)

6 How much does a bride like that cost?

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at February 14, 2005 08:08 PM (yk86A)

7 That is just too funny. well, I promise my pic is real. (altho I am no hotambercromiechick, who I understand is also a guy)

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at February 14, 2005 09:37 PM (18nhC)

8 What's the deal here? Why aren't we all applauding that a new immigrant to the US has become the poster-girl of libertarian in what must have been a very short time!? Isn't this the progressive thinking we seek?

Posted by: John B at February 14, 2005 10:56 PM (IuAUA)

9 I invented mail order brides.

Posted by: Al Gore at February 17, 2005 07:44 PM (HvbRu)

10 i love hot sexy girls

Posted by: markel at May 08, 2005 12:27 PM (lnl8S)

11 Hey what's a blog, anyway? I don't really bother with these things. Any girls here? I'm from Montana. I'm a farmer. I grow toejam between my toes, yuk-yuk! Yeah, you're right...I was Jaye Davidson for a minute...I think everyone was...!

Posted by: bryant tillman at May 09, 2005 04:33 PM (zqwn/)

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